Can you give me a link to the list of every single character that you made please? I have to scroll for a long time to find it...
((I constantly add new characters to my list, so just because you don’t see your AU or character on this list doesn’t mean you shouldn’t go ahead and request the character! I’m always excited to add new things! So, go ahead, and ask for characters that might not be on here!))
UNDERTALE:
* Sans/Undertale Sans ‘ The Judge ‘ -
* Papyrus/Undertale Papyrus ‘ The Liar ‘ -
* Gaster/Undertale Gaster ‘ The Forgotten Scientist ‘ -
* Grillby/Undertale Grillby ‘The Bartender ‘ -
* Toriel/Undertale Toriel 'The Caretaker' -
* Asgore/Undertale Asgore 'The Previous King' -
* Alphys/Undertale Alphys ' The anxious scientist ' -
* Undyne/Undertale Undyne ' Captain of the royal guard ' -
* Flowey/Undertale Flowey ' The soulless monster ' -
* Bratty/Undertale Bratty ' The friendly crocodile ' -
* Catty/undertale Catty ' The chatty cat ' -
* Lady/Snowdin shopkeeper ' the cheerful shopkeeper from snowdin ' -
* Chara/Undertale Chara ' The vengeful ghost ' -
* Asriel/Undertale Asriel ' The crybaby heir ' -
* Frisk/Undertale Frisk ' the monster ambassador ' -
* Mickey/Undertale Monster Kid ' The Undyne Fan ' -
* Ginger/Undertale Burgerpants -
UNDERFELL:
* Red/Underfell Sans ‘ The Sentry’ -
* Boss/Underfell Papyrus ‘The Guard Captain’ -
* Aster/Underfell Gaster ‘ The Failed Scientist ‘ -
* Firefly/Underfell Grillby ‘ The Cold Flirt ‘ -
* Ursa/Underfell Toriel 'The Caretaker of the Catacombs' -
* Tenor/Underfell Asgore ' The Tyrant' -
* Laguna/Underfell Alphys ' The mad scientist ' -
* Currant/Underfell Undyne ' The cruel captain ' -
* Dessy/Underfell Chara ' The demon who brought despair underground ' -
* Daffodil/Underfell Flowey ' The frightful flower ' -
* Fawn/Underfell Frisk ' The genocidal freak ' -
* Penny/Underfell Monster Kid ' The moody teenager ' -
* Tuscan/Underfell Asriel ' The obsessive prince ' -
UNDERSWAP:
* Lucky/Underswap Sans ‘ The Manipulator’ -
* Stretch/Underswap Papyrus ‘ The Puppet ‘ -
* Dings/Underswap Gaster ‘ The RiverMan ‘ -
* Peachy/Underswap Grillby 'The bubbling bakery owner'
* Pepper/Underswap Mutter ' The quiet Bartender' -
* Cinnamon/Underswap Chara ' The Two-Faced savior ' -
* Tawny/Underswap Asriel ' The friendly town guide ' -
* Buttercup/Underswap Frisk ' The lost princess ' -
* Periwinkle/Underswap Monster Kid ' The current monster prince ' -
SWAPFELL:
* Razz/Swapfell Sans ‘ The Lord ‘ -
* Mutt/Swapfell Papyrus ‘ The Wild Dog’ -
* Ebony/Swapfell Toriel ' The unstable Queen' -
* Marigold/Swapfell Asgore ' The Unstable Caretaker' -
* Fuschia/Swapfell Alphys -
* Rosewood/Swapfell Undyne -
* Pitch/Swapfell Chara ' The Cheerful ambassador ' -
* Cobalt/Swapfell Asriel ' The quiet town guide ' -
* Chartreuse/Swapfell Frisk ' The domineering prince ' -
* Peacock/Swapfell Monster Kid ' The prideful princess ' -
FELLSWAP:
* Blackberry/Fellswap Sans ‘ The WannaBe Guard ‘ -
* Patch/Fellswap Papyrus ‘ The Loyal Pet ‘ -
* Sunny/Fellswap Grillby ‘ The Poisonous Bakery Owner ‘ -
* Mahogany/Fellswap Chara ' The temperamental fallen human ' -
* Flaxen/Fellswap Asriel ' The bored town guide ' -
* Canary/Fellswap Frisk ' The good-hearted Lost Spirit ' -
* Jade/Fellswap Monster Kid ' The frightful princess ' -
FELLSWAP GOLD:
*Merlot/Fellswap Gold Sans ' The bad wine expert wannabe ' -
*Mochaccino/Fellswap Gold Papyrus ' The coffee addict ' -
HORRORTALE:
* Hickory/Horrortale Sans ‘ The Butcher ‘ -
* Tatters/Horrortale Papyrus ‘ The Cannibal ‘ -
* Lilac/Horrortale Toriel -
* Vile/Horrortale Grillby 'The starving bartender'
* Trigger/ Horrortale Undyne ' The Fallen Queen ' -
* Widow/Horrortale Muffet ' The Black Widow ' -
STORYSHIFT:
* Toffee/Storyshift Chara ‘ The Guard ‘ -
* Plum/storyshift Asriel ‘ The Captain’s Son ‘ -
* Pebble/Storyshift Frisk ' The one who will free them all ' -
* Moss/Storyshift Monster Kid ' The village boy ' -
* Cantaloupe/Storyshift Papyrus -
* Skyblue/Storyshift Sans ‘ The King ‘ -
ASYLUMTALE:
* Delta/Asylumtale Sans ‘ The Maniac ‘ -
* Daisy/Asylumtale Alphys 'The therapist' -
OVERTALE:
* Sam/Overtale Sans 'The Boy-Next-Door' -
* Audrey/Overtale Papyrus 'The eccentric mascot' -
* Sapphire/Overtale Frisk ' The friendly goat monster ' -
* Oliver/Overtale Monster Kid ' The curious neighborhood teenager ' -
OUTERTALE:
* Bumblebee/Outertale Flower ' The worrisome flower ' -
* Midnight/Outertale Sans ‘ The Star Fanatic ‘ -
* Marrow/Outertale Papyrus ‘ The Earth Fanatic ‘ -
DELTARUNE:
* Kris/Deltarune Kris -
* Susie/Deltarune Susie -
TRICKSTERTALE:
* Sugarberry/Trickstertale Swap!Sans ' The eccentric Trickster ' -
OUTCODES:
* Glitch/Error! Sans 'The destroyer' -
* Palette/Ink! Sans 'The creator' -
* Night/Nightmare! Sans 'The bringer of nightmares' -
* Starry/Dream! Sans 'The bringer of gentle dreams' -
* Sansy/Fresh! Sans 'The parasite' -
* Coral/Shattered Dream -
* Iris/Fresh! Chara -
* Fern/Mafia!Dream ' The Optimistic Detective ' -
* Onyx/Mafia!Nightmare ' The Pessimistic Detective ' -
* Sangria/Mafia!Ink ' The soulless detective ' -
* Chiffon/Mafia!Error ' The guilty Detective ' -
* Berry/Strawberry Nightmare ' The positive nightmare ' -
* Arctic/Snake!Dream!Sans ' The positive snake protector ' -
* Anchor/Snake!Nightmare!Sans ' the negative snake guardian ' -
* Sky/Outcode Underswap Sans ' The last star sans ' -
* Coral/Shattered Dream -
* Raven/Killertale Sans -
* Blueprints/Error! Underswap Sans -
BITTIES:
* Tortilla/ Pup Bitty -
* Denim/Sansy Bitty ' The lazy bitty ' -
* Pistachio/Sansy Naga Bitty ' The peaceful snake bitty ' -
* Jam/Edgy bitty -
* Navy/Baby blue bitty -
ECHO SANSES:
* Echo/Echotale Sans ‘ The PlayBoy’ -
* Heather/Echofell Sans -
* Juniper/Echoswap Sans -
ECHO PAPYRUSES:
* Green/Echotale Papyrus ‘ The BookWorm’ -
DUST SANSES:
* Solaris/Dusttale Sans ‘ The Murderer ‘ -
DUST PAPYRUSES:
* Hound/Dustswapfell Papyrus 'The feeling addict' -
* Yammy/DustJar Papyrus -
* Bronze/Disbelief Papyrus -
* Sandstone/Dustbelief Papyrus -
* Squash/Dustswap Papyrus -
* Fog/Dusttale Papyrus
DUST ASRIELS:
* Carob/Dustshift Asriel -
HORROR GASTERS:
* Rust/horrorfell Gaster 'The man who speaks in screams ' -
* Carnal/Horrorswapfell Gaster ' The Pathetic RiverMan ' -
HORROR SANSES:
* Teddy/Horrorfell Sans 'The dusting butcher' -
* Cranberry/Horrorswap Sans 'The backstabbing maniac' -
* Bell/Horrorfellswap Sans 'The incompetent little helper' -
* Knight/Horrorswapfell Sans 'The Try hard protector' -
* Garnet/Horrorfellswap gold sans -
HORROR PAPYRUSES:
* Rottenberry/Horrorfell Papyrus ‘ The Mute ‘ -
* Pine/Horrorswap Papyrus ' The creepy Con Artist ' -
* Cedar/Horrorfellswap gold Papyrus -
HORROR ASRIELS:
* Umber/Horrorshift Asriel ' the broken down sentry ' -
HORROR CHARAS:
* Soot/Horrorshift Chara ' the protective Butcher ' -
LUST SANSES:
* Spice/Underlust Sans ‘ The Lover ‘ -
* Cotton/Lustswapfell Sans 'The Authoritative slut' -
* Candy/Lustfell Sans -
* Teal/Swaplust sans ' The innocent slut ' -
LUST PAPYRUSES:
* Sugar/Underlust Papyrus ‘ The Friend-With-Benefits ‘ -
* Lavender/Lustfellswap Papyrus 'The Affection seeker' -
* Marmalade/swaplust Papyrus -
LUST GRILLBYS:
* Cerulean/Lustfell Grillby 'The flirty bartender'
LUST TORIELS:
* Sepia/Lustfell Toriel -
* Orchid/Horrorlust Toriel -
ALTER SANSES:
* Eros/Altertale Sans 'The gentle giant' -
* Nebula/Alterswap Sans 'The benevolent ruler' -
DANCE SANSES:
* Azure/Dancetale Sans 'The dancer' -
* Puffy/Danceswap Sans ‘ The Happy-Go-Lucky Dancer ‘ -
DANCE PAPYRUSES:
* Lyric/Danceswap Papyrus 'The jokester dance fanatic' -
* Tangerine/Dancetale Papyrus -
OUTER SANSES:
* Comet/Outerswap Sans 'The Curious human fanatic' -
* Pluto/Outerfellswap Sans 'The strength fanatic' -
* Perseus/Outerswapfell Sans ' The rule follower ' -
* Cygnus/Outerfell Sans ' The eccentric dreamer ' -
STORY CHARAS:
* Cherry/Shiftfell Chara ‘ The Pet ‘ -
* Majesty/Shiftfellswap Chara ‘ The Captain Of Pride ‘ -
* Caramel/Storyswap Chara ' The friendly sentry-to-be ' -
STORY ASRIELS:
* Brash/Storyswapfell Asriel 'The absent minded sentry' -
* Ivory/Storyswap Asriel ' The laid-back sentry ' -
STORY PAPYRUSES:
* Bloodbath/Shiftfell Papyrus ‘ The Catacombs Caretaker ‘ -
MAFIA SANSES:
* Riffle/Mafiatale Sans ‘ The Mobster ‘ -
* Riggs/Mafiafell Sans 'The failing underling' -
* Slate/Mafiaswap Sans ‘ The Two-Faced ‘ -
* Mal/Mafiafellswap Sans ‘ The Malevolent Boss ‘ -
* Casanova/Mafiaswapfell Sans ' The Angry Boss ' -
* Grim/Mafiahorror Sans ' The Devoted follower ' -
MAFIA PAPYRUSES:
* Rose/Mafiatale Papyrus ‘The Right Hand ‘ -
* Whip/Mafiafell Papyrus ‘ The Boss ‘ -
* Slim/Mafiaswap Papyrus 'The blind follower' -
* Rus/Mafiaswapfell Papyrus ‘The Jack-Of-All-Trades ‘ -
* Slim/Mafiaswap Papyrus 'The blind follower' -
* Toots/Mafiafellswap Papyrus ' The kind follower ' -
* Dreary/Mafiahorror Papyrus ' The cowardly follower ' -
MAFIA GASTERS:
* Syrup/Mafiafellswap Gaster ‘The Spy ‘ -
* Chompers/Mafiahorror Gaster ‘The deceased Don’ -
* Admiral/Mafiafell Gaster ' The brutal Don ' -
* Basiliscus/Mafiatale Gaster ' The Collected Don' -
* Apricot/Mafiaswap Gaster ' The cheerful informant ' -
* Sable/Mafiaswapfell Gaster ' The strict Don ' -
MAFIA CHARAS:
* Dove/Mafiafell Chara ' The Apathetic heir ' -
* Sage/Mafiaswap Chara ' The two-faced sweetheart ' -
SLAVE SANSES:
* Ardor/Slavetale Sans 'The catalyst' -
* Roxxy/Slavefell Sans 'The lovable pervert' -
* Ditzy/Slaveswap Sans 'The savant slave' -
* Wisteria/Slaveswapfell Sans 'The perfectionist' -
* Azalea/Slavefellswap Sans 'The housekeeper' -
* Mortis/SlaveDust Sans 'The loose canon' -
* Cassiopeia/SlaveOuter Sans 'The perfect prey' -
* Jaws/Slavehorror Sans 'The starving slave' -
SLAVE PAPYRUSES:
* Viper/Slaveswap Papyrus 'The skeptical slave' -
* Rogue/Slavefell Papyrus 'The reluctant slave' -
* Pup/Slaveswapfell Papyrus 'The perfect puppy' -
* Foxglove/Slavefellswap Papyrus 'The perfect lover' -
OVER SANSES:
* Frank/Overfell Sans 'The flirty mechanic' -
* Tommy/Overswap Sans 'The friendly donut shop owner' -
* Pierre/Overswapfell Sans 'The justice obsessed officer'
* Theodore/Overfellswap Sans 'The temperamental nurse'
* Flynn/Overhorror Sans 'The veteran'
* Angelo/OverLust Sans 'The insane cat gentleman'
* Daniel/OverOuter Sans 'The passionate astronomer'
* Tony/OverMafia Sans 'The typical dark backstory ex-mafiose'
OVER PAPYRUSES:
* Russel/Overswapfell Papyrus 'The child-loving kindergarden teacher'
* Tobias/Overfellswap Papyrus 'The helpless romantic'
* Whitley/OverLust Papryus 'The damsel in distress'
* Willow/OverMafia Papyrus 'The friendly rival'
BEAST SANSES:
* Spurce/Beasttale Sans ' The territorial Alpha ' -
BEAST PAPYRUSES:
* Shamrock/Beasttale Papyrus ' The Friendly Beta ' -
SNAKE SANSES:
* Charcoal/Snaketale Sans ' The chubby snake ' -
* Leather/Snakeswapfell Sans ' The territorial snake ' -
* Grease/Snakefell Sans ' The aggressive snake ' -
* Aquila/Outersnake sans ' the dreamy snake ' -
* Walnut/Snakeswap Sans ' The cheerful snake' -
* Crow/Dustsnake Sans ' the homicidal snake ' -
* Lapis/Altersnake sans -
SIREN SANSES:
* Seafoam/Sirentale Sans ' The human-hating siren ' -
* Ocean/Sirenswap Sans ' The selfish siren ' -
* Seaweed/Sirenswapfell sans -
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REAPER SANSES:
* Hades/Reapertale Sans -
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Chapter 2: To Un-Explain The Unforgivable Drain Of The Blood
I
The voice down the other end of the phone jabbered away in what Mike thought was Spanish. Given her name it was the most probable language she’d use. It was always difficult to follow Antonia, a few foreign words slipped out in a deceptive German accent, but it was even harder when she went off on one.
It had started with a simple question, a not so simple answer, and then what Mike believed to be a wide range of insults in Spanish. As if it isn’t confusing enough, Mike thought, as he tried to get a word in. One would’ve been enough and it would’ve been “Quiet!”
When she paused for breath in her tirade, Mike saw his moment of opportunity and took it, perking up briefly. With a forced cheery tone he called “Bye!” and, shoulders slumped, Mike threw his mobile onto Ellie’s bed. He pinched the bridge of his nose, eyes screwed tight shut. Twenty minutes. Twenty minutes was how long Antonia had been nagging down his ear. Talking to Antonia was always so tiring. She considered everyone idiots when it came to technology and then expected them to understand everything she said.
Mike collapsed onto Ellie’s hotel bed, the phone bouncing against his ear, and breathed out a tired sigh. He looked at his watch and then dropped his arm over his head with a groan. Ellie was still out on her date. Of course she was. She’d left less than an hour ago. That was his only consolation of the evening. Although he preferred it when she was around, he was happy Ellie couldn’t get drunk either.
It was an important night for the both of them.
He rolled his head left and right, trying to think of something other than drinking that he could do. The books, placed in neat rows in a polished bookcase, were old and worn from hundred of hands. They looked like they’d come apart if he dared to touch them. The ones that would survive his assault would be French versions of Pride and Prejudice, or something similar. Happy-dappy, classic romances that he couldn’t read even if he wanted to. He didn’t know any French beyond “Bonjour” and a few titles for the average, everyday French folk. He thought of how a woman like Jane Austen would be so disappointed for not being able to address a Lord correctly in French. But a lot had changed since her day.
War had come and gone, quite a few times since her death.
Thinking of Jane Austen reminded Mike of something his father has told him, when he had been no more than a little boy sat at his father’s side. That day, Mike had learnt about the Great War and the men in the trenches who would read Jane Austen’s works. His father had said it had been because the men missed their womenfolk and wanted to feel better. Mike had remembered that when he had enlisted and had read all her books during his own war. His father had been mistaken. The men hadn’t read her because they were missing the company of women, but because she had created a dream world for soldiers to wish for. To die for.
Mike had dropped that book, Pride and Prejudice, into the mud and left it there. Unless someone picked it up after him, it would still be there, all these years later, buried below the soil and the blood of forgotten soldiers.
He refused to, metaphorically speaking, dig up that book.
In the corner sat a flat screen TV. They didn’t have one back home and he was tempted to give it a try. But the remote was one the coffee table, well out of his reach. Mike dropped his head back onto the bed, marvelling at the feather mattress that he only ever felt in this Parisian hotel. The people in the TV only spoke French anyway and he never had the chance to pick the language up. His visits to France usually ended in bloodshed and sudden departure.
He glanced up at his watch again and then put it to his ear to check it was still ticking. It was.
He thought about calling Antonia again. Despite their many disagreements and arguments during there relationship, Antonia was the only recruit Mike considered a friend. He was reaching for the phone when he paused and retracted his hand; instead, he knocked it away with the side of his head. Antonia was busy. She’d shouted that she was in the phone call he’d ended before thinking it through. She and her tech minions were on surveillance, watching a family of Shifters in a small town in Denmark, while tracking the known followers of Raynaud Edouard Bouchard on their social media sites.
Bouchard, the neo-Nazi Ellie assassinated earlier that day, had been the reason for his call to Antonia in the first place. The guy made Mike grind his teeth together, even after death, and he was desperate for some kills of his own. Mike had called to see if Antonia could talk him through hacking Bouchard’s phone so he could browse his local options.
“Talk you through it?” She barked out a laugh, a noise that always made Mike want to hit her. “Even if I could do that, you still wouldn’t understand how to do it. Anyway, you need equipment, imbécil. It can wait until you return, amigo.”
His next sentence started with “But can’t you” and ended with him being shouted at in Spanish on a subject he didn’t care about.
Mike pawed at the phone by his ear, and laid it face up on his chest. Should he call someone? The only two people he knew were busy. Perhaps a game? He’d become rather fond of playing solitaire, despite hating it in his youth.
He didn’t have a chance to make a decision: the mobile buzzed on his chest. He answered it on the second ring and didn’t bother to check who was calling.
“Ellie? Is that you? What happened?”
“Mon Dieu. Do you not ‘ave caller ID?” A male’s voice came down the speaker in a thick French accent.
“What?” Mike frowned, pulling the phone away from his face to check the caller ID. The screen flashed up the name.
Oh. Dr. LeBlond. “What do you want?” Mike asked, picking a piece of fluff from his jumper and watching as it floated down to the duvet.
“I ‘ave some concerns that needs immediate attention. Seeing as you are in town, I thought you could put them to sleep.”
Mike started, his mouth drier than it had been a moment before. “How did you know if we’re in town? We could be anywhere.”
“Alors, I’m looking at a body that says otherwise.” Mike shifted, feeling like he was in the hot seat on Mastermind: sooner or later there would be a question he wouldn’t be able to answer. “It’s definitely one of yours,” continued the doctor. “The cut to the throat is quite professional, especially from this angle. I must congratulate you on such a good kill.”
“It’s not mine,” Mike said quietly.
There was a pause on the other end of the line. When Dr. LeBlond started talking again, Mike could hear the smile in the little Frenchman’s smug voice. “Then you must congratulate Ellie for me. But where is she? I ‘ave called ‘er a few times, but I ‘ave only got to the voicemail. Perhaps she is out killing more monsters without you. After all, she would not want to offend you.” LeBlond’s laugh was deep and muffled through the speaker, like he was stuck in some kind of underground chamber.
“Oh. Sorry,” Mike spat, “I forgot to laugh, Dr. I-love-dead-things-more-than-alive-things. It’s not my fault if I enjoy my job. You like yours, too.”
“Enough talk, Monsieur le bébé,” Mike’s face fell at the nickname the Frenchman had given him. “You English talk far too much. Where is Ellie? I must talk with her.”
“I’m afraid you’re stuck with me,” Mike said, clenching his fist. “I guess you would say I’m holding down the fort until she gets back.”
“Ah. Then we are, as you English say, doomed.”
“Anything I can help you with, doc? Did you cut off a limb and not know how to sew it back on?”
“Yes, I would go to you for sewing advice. But not for body parts.” Mike’s face fell. “But I suppose you will ‘ave to do.”
“Yeah, because that’s not insulting.”
“Come to my office in ‘alf an ‘our. I ‘ave something you will want to see.”
“I don’t answer to you,” Mike said. A smile started to spread across his face. “I thought you’d know that by now.”
“All right then. Do not come. But you will be the one explaining to Ellie why more people ‘ave died from a loup-garou attack, when she ‘as placed the only registered loup-garou in Paris on my table.”
II
Sat in a candle lit corner of a mahogany floored, former ballroom with luscious scarlet drapes, Ellie could keep most of the patrons in her sight and had a good view of the major exit. The customer entrance with its large glass doors, and the windows that looked over the river Seine glistening in the setting sun, gave her a vantage point on the people outside. It was the corridor leading down to the toilets and kitchen that had her tapping her nail against the side of her half empty wine glass. Jimmy hadn’t been able to book their usual seats, so she didn’t have the advantages of sitting by the wall and in the centre. Every table was occupied: there was no way of changing. Ellie hated being backed into a corner, but it did come with an advantage: she didn’t have to watch her back.
When out on a job Ellie was often alone, but she always carried some from of weapon with her, even if it was only her hidden blade, sheathed inside an armoured cufflet and baggy hoodie. Whenever she went to a place unarmed, she had always had Mike with her, ready with weapons to throw her way. But Jimmy - she flicked her eyes in his direction, and then focused back on her glass - had asked for her chaperone to stay at home, so they could really be alone.
Jimmy reached out and covered the nervous hand with his own. “Don’t worry.” His hand was warm and slightly sweaty. “I’ll get the princess home before midnight,” he said with a wink.
“I’m not worried.” Ellie twisted her hand so that she was holding his across the table, like a couple of lovers. She put on her most submissive and loved-up smile she could muster: “Not with you. I could never be worried with you around. I’m just a little nervous.”
“Don’t be. I promise I’ll behave.”
Ellie angled her face down, eyes half closed and one side of her lips up. She wished she could make herself blush, but her actions got the desired reaction. His grip on her hand changed and he began to caress the webbing between her thumb and index finger in sweeping motions across the skin. The movement was comforting, even though Ellie disliked being handled in such a way.
When she was touched, it was usually a way to try and knock her down; an attempt to take her out. And not to dinner.
The last time a man had held her hand had been years ago, a few months after the discovery of his betrayal. He had sold her out, let her enemies know where she was based, and had even handed information over to them. Ellie remembered the fight well. It had taken place in the Angel of Death’s old Parisian headquarters. She had ordered her recruits, most long gone now, to collect as much as they could from the library and weapon stores, leaving her to stand and fight in the entrance hall with him clutching onto her hand, his thumb smoothing the creases between her thumb and index finger. He had whispered into her ear. “I will always fight for what you believe in.” Even then, she knew it wasn’t true and she hated him for it.
Just before her enemies had broken down the door, she pulled him in front of her, and placed a light kiss on his lips. If he could lie, then so could she.
Her fingers, now looped around his belt, slackened. With a flick of her wrist, her hidden blade slipped out of its sheath and she slammed it up, into her lung. Ellie’s hand gripped the back of his neck and dragged his ear to her lips. “All those who betray me, and the Angel of Death, end up dead, baby,” she had said, and then kissed his lobe.
When she pulled away, she saw fresh blood staining his chin as his mouth opened to try and let air into his lungs. But only blood passed between his lips. Ellie pulled the blade from his body, wiping it on his light grey jumper, and then released the back of his neck. He slumped and fell backwards onto the floor and lay there twitching. Ellie stepped over him as she returned her hidden blade back up the arm of her jacket.
Jimmy’s movements brought all those memories to the surface, but she felt no remorse for her former lover. His death had filled her with pride. Nothing could stop her if it meant it spared the people she had sworn to protect. She had killed friends in the past, allies and fellow soldiers: the day haunted her. But her ex-lover’s death was just another victory of that night. She had stopped loving him the moment his betrayal was known. All those who had crossed that threshold, who had trespassed, had been killed. After, her body weakened by the long and bloody battle, it had been just her and Mike who had piled the bodies high, and then torched the building. Both of them had felt guilty, leaving the flames licking up the walls of the building that had become their home.
And then Mike was gone, and Ellie was standing alone with the darkening sky above her, thick with ash. The air around her scorched her skin. The three storey building on the outskirts of Paris was gone, replaced with a temporary building, designed to blend in with the desolate surroundings. From where she stood, she could see the entire building burning, the debris on the ground from the explosion she had caused. Ellie was grateful she had used all the petrol on the base, as it overpowered the stench of burning flesh.
The grip Jimmy had on her hand brought Ellie back from the maze of her memories, and she squeezed his sweaty hand.
Jimmy looked deep into Ellie’s eyes, searching for an answer there that he would never find. His face was slack, and his eyes wide and staring. The gormless, love-sick expression reminded Ellie of the time she and Mike fought of a load of zombies in a sleepy Italian village. Behind the vacant expression, and slack-jawed idiocy, there was a look of intent.
Ellie’s gaze fell to the flowers on the table, wanting to look anywhere but at him. She willed a blush to make an appearance to get into the character she was playing for him, but she had never been much of a blusher. Instead, Ellie bowed her head and wiggled her hand out of Jimmy’s. Once free, the cold air hit her flesh and chilled the sweat that had encompassed her hand. To stop herself wiping it off in disgust, Ellie reached out and touched the petal of a flower in the elaborately weaved basket. After declaring the little white flowers were her favourite, Jimmy had taken to having a basket of them whenever the two of them got together. She rubbed her thumb against the petal, avoiding eye contact.
“What are y…” Jimmy began, but was silenced when Ellie brought a finger to her lips.
Ellie dragged her fingers across the delicate stem and pinched it. Cold sap lightly coated her fingers, a pleasant change from the hot blood that usually drenched her hands.
Jimmy went to speak again, but Ellie leaned over and pressed a finger to his lips. He was silenced.
As she stood, his head went with her, his eyes following as she flicked her hair irritably out of her eyes and mouth. Ellie slipped the tips of her fingers across the cloth, trailing behind the rest of her body as she drifted around the table. She twirled the flower in her fingers, the red of the nails standing out like blood against the snow white petals.
Her movements were slow and delicate: deliberate. As she leant forward, she tucked an errant strand of hair behind her ear and lowered herself to the floor. Ellie concentrated on putting the flower’s stem through Jimmy’s dinner jacket buttonhole. It was over a minute passed before she managed to fiddle it enough to make it stay facing, more or less, straight out.
As Ellie went to leave, drawing her body from his, she stroked the tips of her fingers down his arm. The touch was soft and gentle, fleeting and barely felt. It had James Hamilton, heir of the Hamilton estate, fortune, and mass of ancient artefacts, leaning in for more.
And then she was gone, back to her seat in an agonising slow and teasing sashay back round the table. It was all for his benefit: for him to watch, but not touch.
As Ellie slipped into her seat, she noticed Jimmy reach up and turn the flower so the petals faced out. His mouth opened and closed. He was trying to find the perfect words to fit the situation, but Ellie knew he wouldn’t find anything. Jimmy wasn’t the brightest spark.
When he’d settled, his blushed face returning to its usual colour, he said, “Thank you.” He gave her a smiled. “It’s an odd choice of flower, though.” His speech was gaining momentum again, as he came down from his visual high. “Capella…”
“Campanula Carpatica,” Ellie corrected swiftly and with a patient, thinned lipped, smile. She had taken care to remember every little detail about him, but he couldn’t even be bothered to learn the name of her favourite flower. The flower she had said was her favourite.
“Yes, yes. Campanula Carpatica,” he said slowly, sounding out the syllables. “My Latin has always been terrible. But I can pronounce it’s more common name. Funeral Bells!”
Ellie was shocked he’d learnt that, but instead of showing it, she reached out to touch at a petal again. It was just a gentle touch, but enough to make the flower bob under the pressure.
“Sometimes,” he laughed, “under that charmingly sweet and innocent face, you’ve got the mind of a sadistic killer.”
“Oh. If only you knew,” Ellie flirted.
*
Walking hand-in-hand along the bank of the river Seine, Ellie almost felt relaxed. In one hand she held held the basket of little white flowers and in the other she has the hand of the man who she’d dined with. Ellie let her usually tense muscles relax and she sank more of her weight against Jimmy.
Ellie hadn’t felt so relaxed in public, with civilians, for over twenty years.
It was when they had to leave their London home for a smaller country home. At the time she’d no idea how important the move was: it took a few years to see the difference. She’d only cared about leaving the city where her friends lived, where her perfectly decorated room was, and where she could always visit, what she’d called in her youth, her garden. It was so long ago that Ellie could no longer remember what her bedroom looked like, only the feeling she’d felt in her chest as she’d left it for the last time. It was the same feeling she had when, eight years ago, she realised she could never go home again.
The realisation had exploded in her face. Ellie gripped the basket of Funeral Bells tighter. Her nails, longer than usual, dug deep into her palm as she tried to quell the shaking she could feel starting inside. The pain worked, clearing Ellie’s head of the acidic smell of burning petrol and the arid desert.
Ellie buried her head into Jimmy’s arm, hiding her face from him. His scent was somewhat familiar and grounded her. The shaking eased before it became something he could tell it was nothing to do with the wind. Ellie almost tensed, when he lifted his arm and draped it over her shoulders, drawing her even closer. Her instinct was to punch him, but she swallowed that urge and relaxed against him. Besides, there was still a chill in the air and she didn’t own a coat suitable for the occasion. She only ever wore hoodies and leather jackets, never anything flashy and expensive.
Ellie reached for the hand slung over her shoulder. It was hot and heavy; sticky with sweat. But she held on and snuggled against, him hoping the indents in her palm, weren’t noticeable.
The last time she’d held someone’s hand, she pulled him in close, placed a gentle kiss on lips lips, and then punctured his lung with her hidden blade. The sound of the blade slicing into his body and retreating again; the blood staining his lips. Her brows furrowed, her nostrils flared into a snort, and her lips curved up into a twisted smile. Ellie had killed a man, she knew that, but in the end, he’d cost her months of research and nearly her life. His excuse: “God is on their side.” He coughed blood, but she had already stepped over his body and was giving out orders.
“Get the weapons and research material out. As much as you can.” Her minions ran off, leaving Mike and Antonia by her side. Her closest allies and closest things to friends since her life exploded before he eyes. “Antonia, take the back-up hard drives and destroy the computers. We’ll meet you at the rendezvous point.”
Antonia shook her head, her blonde hair black with sweat, sticking to the side of her head and to her neck. “No. I can’t leave you alone here. You guys need me.”
“We need you alive.”
“Obey!” Mike snapped, covering his eyes. “Or you know what will happen!”
A loud bang caused the building to shake, plaster to crumble off the walls, and dust to fall from the ceiling. Mike stumbled and Antonia gripped his arm. “You guys need me here.”
“Go. Now! That’s an order.” Ellie bared her teeth and took a step forward, causing Antonia to let go of Mike and stumble backwards. “Or you’ll suffer a worse fate than you can imagine and you would’ve betrayed your kin for nothing.”
“Buena suerte,” whispered Antonia. She raised her head and gave them both a smile.
And then she turned and ran, disappearing into a backroom that led to her former lair.
Mike put a hand on Ellie’s shoulder. “So it’s just up to us to hold down the fort. And a couple hundred booby traps. Just like old times.”
“Just as it should be.” Ellie shook off the hand and put her body behind a pillar, pulling two silver blades from her belt. Mike back up to another pillar to her left and holstered his gun. He pulled his bow from his back and nocked an arrow, holding the string taut.
With a crash, the front door flew off its hinges and landed behind the pillars, sliding past them until it cracked into the back wall.
Mike nodded, show he was ready when she was. Ellie nodded back.
And then the two turned towards the entrance together.
Mike released a silver tipped arrow as Ellie threw her first knife.
III
With a grin on her face, Ellie slipped an arm under Jimmy’s jacket. He quivered at her touch, and pulled him towards the river. The sudden change in direction caused their legs to tangle and they stumbled towards the railings. Ellie landed hard against the metal; a second later, Jimmy’s body crashed into her. In the glow of the streetlights, Ellie looked up at Jimmy from under her uniform eyelashes. She leaned in closer and closer, until her lips were almost touching his. Then she let out a very girlish giggle, pulled away, and hid her face with a hand as she looked down river.
Ellie hoped she looked like a shy date.
Jimmy shifted back a little, but didn’t take a step away, his upper body still completely pressed against her. “I’ll still want that kiss,” he whispered into her ear.
“You’ll have to catch me first.”
She turned back to face him so she could smile up at him. She let go of his hand to run off ahead, expecting him to follow, not caring if he did. It had been ages since it had all begun and she could be young and free again.
The rose garden in Hyde Park, her garden, was in full bloom. Behind her she could hear her father’s low chuckle as she stopped at the first patch of flowers, her little, chubby cheeks flushed pink. “Look!” she shouted, pointing at the delicate petals. When he had finally caught up with her, pretending to stagger and pant, making her laugh at him, he lifted her onto his hip and promised her a garden filled with roses when they moved to the country. He kissed the tears off Ellie’s face as she flung her arms around him and held onto him until they finally left for home. That had been the last time Ellie had gone to Hyde Park until she had been shipped overseas, a regiment tattoo still stinging in her boot.
Of course, Ellie had been too young to understand the reasons behind the move at the time. All she knew was that her mummy was sick. She needed to go where the air was pure, where she could breathe properly, and she couldn’t do that in London. Ellie did get her promised rose garden that she filled with blooms and pruned in the autumn. It was back in a time she willingly admitted the rose was her favourite flower, until she was told big girls didn’t play gardener. So Ellie became interested in the dark woods behind their country home, foraging for mushrooms; learning which ones she could make into soup and which she could make into an effective poison.
The smile fell from Ellie’s face and she was that little girl in her father’s arms again: not wanting to go, but knowing she could never stay. Jimmy was like the garden she had abandoned, and the family she left: he wasn’t permanent. Ellie could push him and he would disappear like everything else.
Jimmy caught up with her before she had gone twenty paces and wrapped an arm around her, pulling her close. After all, how could she run away in a tiny dress and high heels? Ellie wished she had actually practised just in case she had needed it in her life. Running in heels was a skill every woman should have in her repertoire.
Leaning back into her role as loving and submissive girlfriend, Ellie wrapped an arm around her ‘boyfriend’. From the way he puffed out his chest, he thought the affection she was showing him was because she loved him. But she had said “I love you” hundreds of times in the past to get what she thought she wanted. It never meant anything. Not to her anyway.
She hoped, with every fibre of her being, it wouldn’t be too much longer until the charade was over. Ellie hated to play the weakling: it was exhausting.
During the years of her training at the hands of Nanny Vivien, Ellie had learnt something about herself. Vivien had told the young daughter of her employer that acting in anyway feminine wasn’t in Ellie’s nature. It wasn’t in her blood. And that was all Vivien had cared about in the end: blood. It didn’t matter whose it was, as long as someone was bleeding, she didn’t care. From hunting rabbits in the woods behind Ellie’s childhood home to killing her first Shifter at the age of eleven. It always ended in blood.
Ellie wondered what Vivien would say if she could see her charge now, dressed in restrictive clothes, make-up, and no weapons on her. Vivien would kick her arse, telling her she was an idiot, not the warrior she’d been train to be. Vivien’s idea of a job well done was getting in and out without investing time or effort. And, above all, kill anyone who dared get in her way. Or who didn’t.
Ellie remembered going head-to-head with a Minotaur while travelling around Greece when she was thirteen. It hadn’t been long after her fall down the stairs and her leg was still in cast. He had thrown her hard enough against the wall to crack the plaster supporting her mending bones. Ellie cried out in pain, but clamped her mouth shut again after a glare from Vivien told her to be quiet. Slipping in and out of consciousness, Ellie had no idea how Vivien had killed the beast. But it was his blood that drenched her clothes and stained her skin. Vivien had walked away from a creature that had killed dozens of hunters before them, completely unscathed.
Ellie felt herself pulled in for another kiss on her head and let him. For tonight, Jimmy was in control and she was swooning lady. Vivien could go to hell. Ellie felt like the rebellious teenager she never had the chance to be. Her boyfriend might not have been real, but was not what Vivien would’ve approved of. The clothes would’ve driven her mad.
And it would all work out in the end. Ellie had a plan in motion and she needed Jimmy to complete it. Vivien’s way wouldn’t work in this case and Ellie was thankful. The object that haunted Ellie’s dreams was far too powerfully protected, by bodyguards and wards that Vivien had no chance. This time, Ellie would be victorious.
IV
Mike stood outside Dr. LeBlond’s office. Well, he said office but he meant hospital. Once again the good doctor was working late, like Mike was, deep in the bowels of the hospital. Mike looked up at the building, feeling a sense of belonging he hadn’t felt in years.
Once inside, the feeling faded as Mike strode towards the reception desk. A tired Frenchman sat there, balancing a phone by his ear with his shoulder, taping away at the computer with one hand, and filling out forms with the other. Mike pulled out a police ID badge, giving the receptionist a quick glimpse at it before telling the person on the other end that he had an emergency.
“Comment puis-j’aider, monsieur le detective?” the receptionist asked, never taking his eyes off the screen as he scrolled furiously through a document. Mike almost felt sorry for the guy who couldn’t do this job on his own and looked overworked. But there was a dead guy in the morgue who demanded what was left of Mike’s pity.
“Où est la morgue?” he replied automatically. After years of saying that line, Mike no longer feared sounding like a Cockney imitating a Frenchie. He had that question down to a T.
The set of directions that came out of the receptionist’s mouth was a garble Mike didn’t understand, but he smiled and thanked the man with a quick “Merci”, before heading down the corridor.
Asking for directions was something he and Ellie always did when visiting Dr. LeBlond at the hospital, not wanting to look too friendly with the doctor they pretended not to know. The truth was, the good doctor made frequent calls to Ellie, or Mike when she wasn’t around, to make reports on Parisian news.
The further away Mike got from Les Urgencies, the French equivalent of A&E, the corridors became quieter and more like an office building. There were still the occasional tired doctor and, down one corridor, a stampede of harassed nurses, but it was pretty quiet. He didn’t envy them their jobs. It might’ve been a dream of his - long ago - but his doctorate could do nothing for him now. And besides, he enjoyed being the hunter-medic. The power it gave him when Ellie allowed it…
Mike turned right and banged through the doors leading to a whitewashed stairwell, startling a few nurses who had sought refuge there. They scattered, most going up, two out the way he’d come, and one, with a mountain of paperwork in front of her, dashed downstairs. Mike followed at a slower pace. Damn Dr. LeBlond. Paris was just as hectic at night as it was during the day and the hospital, too, was always busy.
The thing he missed the least about working in a hospital was the long hours at a fast pace that had left him exhausted at the end of his shift. All that running around to find some patients had still died waiting to be seen, huddled in impersonal and cold corridors with a bunch of bleeding strangers. It was hardly sanitary. And then he joined the military Medical Corps. He had no idea what had possessed him to do it. He guessed it was the feelings of worthlessness and wanting to do more. After all that he did for his country, he was living like an exile, like Charlie Chaplin. Mike closed his eyes against the hate burning in the hole left inside of him, and he didn’t open them again until he missed a step and almost landed on his face.
Down here, things were stark and bare. A staff notice board was on the wall on his right and, of course, there were signs about hand washing, discernible only because of the universal pictograms, hung everywhere. He squirted a handful of sanitiser and rubbed it in as he strolled down the overly bright corridor, passing storage rooms full of drugs and cleaning supplies, to the door at the very end. The door to the morgue.
Mike pushed at it tentatively, aware that he was late for his appointment and worried Dr. LeBlond had got tired of waiting, preferring the comfort of his four room flat by the river to the windowless tomb that was his office. The trains had been packed and there had been delays so it had taken him much longer than he’d hoped to get there. But it yielded, so he put his palm on the glass and pushed, the door swinging open. The door banged open, startling the doctor’s assistant, bundled in a corner.
“Merde! Imbécile!” she shouted, wiping her clothes. Her beige suit was soaked across her lap, a dripping cup in hand. She dropped in onto her desk with a huff and picked up a piece of saturated paper, limp from a heavy shower of coffee. She glared at him, jaw set, about to give him a right good bollocking.
Mike raised a hand: this one had a fiery temper. “Désolé,” he said with an attempt of a grin on his face.
The woman’s nostrils flared and her feet shifted back into a fighting stance, pen raised and pointing at Mike. Eyes wide, he took a step back, thinking that she would make an excellent addition to their team if she didn’t have eyes that said she wanted to castrate him.
And that was when Dr. LeBlond, face worn from a long day of cutting up dead people, appeared at the door in the far corner. The doctor looked amused, turning his head from his assistant to the startled man in his doorway. “Who would ‘ave thought you could be scared so easily, Monsieur.” Mike’s face crumpled into one of anger and embarrassment, but Dr. LeBlond paid no more attention to him. Instead, he turned to the woman brandishing the pen like a weapon. “Sara, rentrer chez soi.” For a moment she looked defiant, but it was wiped from her face when LeBlond barked: “Maintenant!”
She quickly packed up her belongings, grumbling, and barged passed Mike as she exited. If they had met under different circumstances - different circumstances being not frightening her to the extent she poured coffee over her self - Mike would’ve liked to ask her our for a drink.
Dr. LeBlond still stood, arms crossed and leaning back onto the doorpost leading to what Mike playfully called the “dissecting room”.
“You are late,” he said with a huff.
“Paris is busy at night. And I’m used to the open road, not trains.” Mike picked up a hardboiled sweet from the desk, released it from its wrapper, and popped it into his mouth. It clunked against his teeth, a noise he knew the doctor hate, and grinned around it.
“Non. I am sure you would be much more comfortable living in a Victor Hugo novel. With horses and…” he said, and looked down at the title floor with a frown on his face. “With horses and… Quel est le mot? What do horses carry - pull?”
Mike frowned. “Carriages?” he asked, shrugging.
“Carry-age. Really?”
“Yes.”
“Bien. You belong with horses and carry-ages.”
“Nope.” Mike walked over to the bookshelf, hands deep in his pockets. “I belong here, mate.” The word slipped off his tongue again, unnatural to his own ears. Dr. LeBlond’s face clouded in confusion again, but he let it slide. Mike almost sighed in relief. The language barrier could’ve had them up all night.
And then Dr. LeBlond was gone, white lab coat flapping behind him as he disappeared into the backroom.
Mike sulked after the doctor, hesitating at the door. Dr. LeBlond was already at the mortuary freezer, fingers wrapped around the handle, waiting for Mike to get a grip. The doctor rolled his eyes, so Mike swallowed and strode over the best he could. Dr. LeBlond had a wicked smile on his face, knowing full well Mike never liked this part, usually leaving it to Ellie. But he straightened up and set his face, determined not to let Dr. LeBlond see the memories of being trapped inside one for hours on his face. From the smile on the doctor’s face, Mike could tell he was enjoying it. After all, the doctor wasn’t even Ellie’s second favourite helper.
The thought made a cocky gun appear on Mike’s face. Dr. LeBlond was only still around because Ellie had thought his expertise would come in handy. Otherwise he would’ve lost his head back when he’d been living in Rouen when Ellie and Mike were working a hunt. And the doctor knew it.
With Mike finally at the huge freezer, Dr. LeBlond pulled out the middle drawer, the white sheet covering the cadaver falling in waves around the deadman’s face, constricting. Mike clenched his fists.
The doctor folded the sheet away from the corpse’s face and upper body, revealing pale flesh with the first signs of rigour mortis showing on his shredded body.
“This one came in last night. You see ‘ere” - the doctor indicated to the five claw marks on the deadman’s throat with a swiping motion - “the man was killed quickly by, erm, scratching at the throat. The cuts are messy, very messy. Done quickly to silence the prey. And see ‘ere,” he said, moving around the body to drift his little finger over the deadman’s chest where more deep red slashes marked the deathly white skin. “The attacker went after the le cœur - what you call ‘eart, non?”
“Yeah.” Mike shrugged and leant on the thankfully clean autopsy table behind him. “So? It’s a werewolf attack. I don’t see why you had to drag me away from the only quiet night in I’ve had in decades.”
“Because it is not the reason why I asked you ‘ere.” Dr. LeBlond thew the sheet back over the victim’s pasty face and slammed him back into his little cubby hole with such force the door banged closed. “Another body was brought in last night and that one is significant.” He crouched and opened a lower drawer until half the body was sticking out, once again lifting the sheet off another victim. “I ‘ave the body of the loup-garou and given the few number of attacks every month, I think he was the only one. I am not certain, but I am mostly certain.”
“So?” Mike shifted and cast his eyes down at where Dr. LeBlond was kneeling. “Convince me why I’m here.”
“This body,” said the doctor, hovering is hands over the corpse, “came in this morning. The police think it is an animal attack, the same that attacked the other man.” He nodded his head to the drawer he’d shut.
Mike rolled his eyes. He couldn’t believe he’d got dressed up for this: a werewolf case where the werewolf was already dead. He loosened his tie, pulling it away from his neck, and undid his top button, sighing to release some of the pressure that was building in his chest. He was far too sober to deal with the eccentric, little French doctor.
“There are similarities between what cause the deaths. Both died because of a … a cut to the throat, but this body,” he said, waving a hand over the corpse, “has three cuts instead of four. And they are much more précis. It took one cut instead of many, like a usual loup-garou attack.”
Mike’s body straightened and his eyes focused on the body. “So, you’re saying,” he said, squatting down to the doctor’s level next to the cadaver, “this was made to look like a werewolf attack?” Dr. LeBlond nodded. “But his heart was removed. Why would someone do that?” Mike asked.
“To complete the look. Look at this.” Dr. LeBlond used his little finger to trace the marks on the second victim’s chest. “When a loup-garou goes after the ‘eart, it is usually insane, mad with ‘unger. It wants to feed: it needs to feed. But this is, how you say, tidy and neat.”
Mike leant in closer, not even bothering to correct the doctor’s idiom. Dr. LeBlond was right, of course he was. The cuts were neat, meticulously neat. There was limited tearing around the wounds, which was common in animal and werewolf attacks, and the insertions looked planned, not like they were made in a frenzy. Mike’s experience as a military medic made him know that these wounds were made by a knife, not claws.
“So, if it wasn’t a werewolf, what did it?”
“There is not a lot to go on…”
“There’s nothing to go on.”
“Not from ‘im.” The doctor nodded to the corpse. “But there ‘as been some er … unrest in many vampire groups in Paris. One, en particulier. The are un’appy with the rules. They ‘ave grown tired of drinking blood from pouches rather than…”
“Rather than straight from the tap.” Mike wiped a hand against the stubble on his chin. “How do you know this?”
“Straight, as you English say, from the ‘orse’s mouth.”
Mike’s eyebrow shot up. “They let you in?”
Teeth bared, Dr. LeBlond rolled his neck, a low growl coming from the back of his throat. As another pair of teeth descended from below the doctor’s lips, Mike put a hand on his gun, concealed behind his back, tucked, with the safety on, into the back of his trousers. He clicked the safety off, the noise causing Dr. LeBlond’s head to twist back down. The smile on his face unnerved Mike, the extra set of teeth jutting out unnaturally. With a cackle, the doctor’s head rolled back, and when he faced Mike again, the teeth had disappeared.
Mike let out the breath he hadn’t been aware he’d been holding, as a relieved laugh bubbled to the surface. He reapplied the safety, but didn’t let his hand stray far from his gun. “You know, doc, with you working with so much deadman’s blood, I sometimes forget you’re a part of Club Undead.”
“Do not joke.” The doctor’s face was completely serious, the remnant of the beast that lived within him faded into the face of a middle aged man: a few crinkles around the eyes and greying at the temples. “This is not the first body like this I ‘ave examined, and this is only one morgue of many in Paris. A few friends in other morgues had described similar markings.” He flicked the sheet over the man’s body. “What are you going to do about it?”
V
Ellie was biting her cheeks as she sashayed across the hotel reception, one hand lingering on the back of of a velvet sofa, towards the lift. All her concentration had to be focused on her feet, or she’d land on her face. Her feet ached to high heavens, the balls of her feet felt like she was walking with pins lodged under the skin. The last thing she wanted was to fall, risking a twisted ankle and having Jimmy rush over to help her up, gentleman that he was, putting his hands all over her as he checked she wasn’t hurt. Ellie repressed a shudder and the smile she was biting back fell from her face. She’d been stuck in a desert storm, sheltered in a burnt out all-terrain vehicle, had blood dripping for her face and hands, but she’d never felt so dirty as after a date with Jimmy.
What she wanted was a hot shower and she felt that she’d earned it. But that was all to come. For now, she had to make do swinging her hips as she left Jimmy blocking the entrance of the hotel.
After she’d hit the button that called the lift, she turned. Jimmy waved to her, his hand raised and rocking gently. Ellie returned it with what she hoped was a sexy twiddle of her fingers, as she’d seen other women do. She smiled, trying to reassure him, giving him the message that he could leave, but she knew he wouldn’t. It was always worth a try.
And then the lift arrive with a ping! Ellie faked startled well: a hand over her heart, followed by a giggle with a slight bow of the head.
Then she was inside, the doors closing behind her.
Relieved to be alone at last, Ellie slumped against the wall and slid down until she was on the floor with her weight off her feet and her hair sticking from the static against the wall. A pained sigh came from her mouth before she could bite it off, but she grinned through the pain. After all, Ellie had felt a lot worse in the past.
She pulled off a shoe without undoing the buckle, aimed, and threw. The heel hit the button with her floor number etched in gold onto it and she punched the air. It was another victory of the night.
Earlier that evening, cuddled up under Jimmy’s arm with his jacket wrapped around Ellie’s shoulders, they had found an empty bench facing the Seine. They sat for a while in silence, staring at the lights reflecting off the water while Paris bustled around them. Jimmy pulled her closer until she was leaning against his sweaty body and she only had one thigh keeping her on the bench. Ellie managed the resist the urge to punch Jimmy in the throat when he palmed one of her arse cheeks. Instead, Ellie smiled up at him and melted into his touch. He kissed her temple and stroked the hand on her arse down her thigh. For a moment, Ellie’s heart actually fluttered. She wanted to slap his hand away so he wouldn’t notice, so he wouldn’t question her about the odd shaped, raised flesh that he would feel through the thin fabric of her dress, and that she wouldn’t be able to explain. But his hand only rubbed up and down the back of her thigh, occasionally stopping to caress her skin in gentle circles with his thumb.
And that’s when he hit her with her first, and most important, victory of the evening.
“I know you’re busy at the moment,” he started, not able to look her in the eye. “But my parents are having a party in a few weeks time. Back home, at their estate. I’ve told them all about you and they’re dying to meet you.” I bet, Ellie thought. “But will you be able to make it?”
For a moment, Ellie was too stunned to say anything. It had worked. Her plan had actually worked. Ellie wanted to punch the air, but she restrained herself, instead cupping the hand that was groping her. “I’d love to,” she said softly, and entwined her fingers with his.
“You meant it?”
“Yes.”
It was the only thing she told him that night that hadn’t been a lie.
As Ellie sat on the lift floor as it made its smooth ascent up towards her room to celebrate a job well done, Ellie pulled off her other shoe and dumped it next to the flowers that had decorated their table at dinner. Jimmy had ended up carrying the little wicker basket the restaurant had made at his request, especially for her, on their walk back to her hotel. Her fingers ghosted across the the flowers, the delicate petals bending under her touch; until she stopped, picking a flower from its stem. Ellie twirled it in her fingers. The petals danced around like the floaty dresses she used to wear as a little girl. Then Ellie stopped, dropped it into the palm of her hand, and crushed it. Ellie turned her hand palm down, the petal floating back down to the floor.
*
“I never thought I’d live to see the day,” Ellie said with a big smile on her face when the lift opened on her floor. The man who’d been facing away from her with his hands behind his straight back, turned to reveal a bored expression. The one who’d been leaning against the wall, one leg tucked under his body as a temporary seat, pushed himself off it. “The good doctor and my right hand man, friends at last.”
Mike snorted as he cupped his hand around the lift door before it could close on her. “Come on, Ellie. Get up,” he said. Ellie raised a brow at his authoritative tone, but let it slide. It wasn’t the first time Mike had started acting like a prat in front of Dr. LeBlond, and his timing was impeccable: she was too tired too call him up on it. “We have an emergency vampire meeting to break up.”
Ellie rested her head on the wall, chin up, closed eyes facing the ceiling. With the tips of two fingers, she massaged her temples. A headache was on its way from all the laughing she had done and after smiling all night her cheeks were sore. Ellie never wanted to go undercover again. Making sure a smile stayed on a man’s face, with his sensitive ego, was way harder than it looked.
With a huff she got to her feet, slapping away a helping hand from Mike as he lent forward, body still blocking the doors. He stepped aside to let Ellie pass and she pointed to the floor. “Pick up my stuff and follow me. Both of you,” she order, before Mike could make a complaint. Whatever happened, Ellie was still in charge.
“Want us to dump these?” Mike asked, as he picked up a stiletto and her bag, while Dr. LeBlond went for the Funeral Bells and the other discarded shoe.
“No.”
“Oh! I thought you’d never want to see these again.” Mike looked down at the shoe in his hand as he skirted the closing doors, just before Dr. LeBlond. Mike studied the shoe in his hand, stopped, and then realised Dr. LeBlond was doing the same with the other.
“Shoes ‘ave changed since I was born,” said the doctor, his voice quiet, too quiet for Ellie to hear, but Mike did. Dr. LeBlond had said it in English, aiming the comment at Mike.
“Tell me about it.”
“Have you lovebirds done reminiscing about the past?” asked Ellie, slamming her hotel room door behind them, drawing the men away from the shoes. Dr. LeBlond followed Mike’s actions, throwing the stiletto onto the bed.
“Good.” Ellie reached behind her and unzipped her dress, stripping it from her bod. Both Mike and the doctor suddenly became very interested with the ceiling. Ellie followed their gaze. “For crying out loud,” she said, shaking her head. She stepped out of the puddle of fabric and barged between the two men. I still have underwear on, you know!”
Ellie, marching towards the bathroom, twisted on her heels, arms raised as if she was going to hug someone, continuing to skip backwards. “One of you boys had better pick that up,” she said, inclining her head to the dress on the floor. “You never know, I might need it when I get to England.”
Mike’s head snapped down. Then Ellie’s laughter filled the room. It was a light and joyful sound. He couldn’t remember the last time she had laughed like that. Then it was gone with the slam of the bathroom door.
“You’re going to England?” he shouted, but didn’t get an answer.
Mike raised a finger and pointed at the closed door. “We’re going to England,” he said, a huge grin plastered on his face.
The doctor, who had picked up the dress and was holding the silky fabric by his fingers, shaking the wrinkles out, said, “Non. I am not going.” He darted his eyes to Mike’s face to watch the grin drop from the other man’s face. “And you are not either.”
VI
During their years of allied friendship and visits to the French capital, Ellie and Mike made many visits to the Paris catacombs. They would be called in to chase down a pissed off spirit who’d been moved from his place of burial to his final resting place, stored amongst the bones of thousands of others. Ellie and Mike would wander the maze-like tunnels, off shoots, and dead ends, torch light bouncing off row after row of skulls. With the number of bodies buried beneath the city and the bones scattered far and wide, it certainly wasn’t the normal salt-and-burn. Unwilling to torch a French monument and historical site, Ellie had to get creative when finding a solution. In the end, she and Mike had tagged many of the walls with the Celtic symbol go protection against spirits. The simplified version of the Shield Knots were spray painted on the walls and onto bones. It had worked until the authorities had discovered the odd graffiti, and started to clean it up, driving out party-goers - who weren’t exactly helping the already restless spirits - and causing frequent hauntings. The already notorious catacombs were beginning to get an even worse reputation. And that was when the vampires decided to move in.
The modern Parisian vampire doesn’t live in an underground nest, shrouded in darkness, but resides in high-rise apartments, and various other luxury abodes with all the conveniences the contemporary world had to offer. But they still had a flare for the dramatic, holding secret meetings in the ancient underground assures, and having little sleepovers down there occasionally.
“I used to go to the meetings once a month,” Dr. LeBlond said as he lead them through the winding tunnels. Ellie dragged her fingers against the wall of skulls, feeling every eye socket and every missing tooth. “But I ‘ave been busy for the last seven or eight months, so I ‘ave not been able to come. But I do know they were beginning to show a … erm … dislike to the Angel of Death’s ruled. ‘Aving never seen ‘im, they did not take ‘is threat from two humans seriously.”
In the darkness, Ellie and Mike made eye contact. He had crossed his arms and was pouting, brow furrowed. Ellie wanted to laugh at him, and say that the vamps were in for a surprise, but restrained herself. There was a high probability that they would need Mike’s rage.
*
The closer Ellie and Mike got to the area where the doctor said the vamps were meeting, they could hear light music and talking. Ellie closed her eyes, letting her fingers guide her around the corner, trying to tell how many of Club Undead there were. There were too many voices to tell for sure, but she thought it was about twenty.
When they shut off their torches, Ellie’s shoulders slumped. The events of the past few days were beginning to take their tole. The balls of her feet ached; the scab that had formed over the claw marks from the werewolf attack pulled every time she moved. But Ellie straightened her back again. It wasn’t the time to let past events get in the way. That was a sure fire way to getting killed.
The tunnel curved again and then they were standing in the entrance of a cave, the only sound being the tinny music from a portable speaker. The vampires huddled together towards the back of the large cavern, carved into the limestone that Paris was built on. The chamber had a little stage to the left, where the music and a scantily clad female DJ stood in charge of the music. Looking around the room, Ellie noticed most of the vamps weren’t wearing very much, some even going topless. Since Twilight all the vamps are forgetting to dress properly, Ellie thought.
There was one good thing about the vamps’s have naked state: there was no where for them to hide any weapons. These were classy vampires, they only used their teeth when they needed to, or were feeding. They only had one weapon Ellie and her boys had to worry about.
The vampires, however, had more on their mind. Up against three people - two of which the vampires admittedly thought were weak, and were in for a shock - with their only exit blocked. Ellie bet they were regretting their choice of clubbing location.
“Bonjour!” Ellie called out, taking a step into the room. The vampires all took a step back. Ellie and Mike were a formidable sight. They tossed their torches to one side. She tightened her grip on her machete and he rapped his crossbow, arrows primed with fresh deadman’s blood from Dr. LeBlond’s morgue.
“I hear you’ve been bad, little vamps,” said Ellie, taking yet another step into the room and flinging the machete in front of their faces. “Isn’t that what the Angel of Death has been hearing? That you’ve been killing people in the style of werewolves just for some blood?”
No one said anything.
“Don’t we provide you with enough blood to sustain you? Did you really have to kill people to get it?”
Most of the vampires looked at their feet, but one piped up. “So what if we did? We deserve fresh blood!” The chamber erupted with cheers. The previously subdued vamps, too scared to even look Ellie in the eye, shouted words she couldn’t make out, seconded with bared teeth.
When the noise had died down a bit, Ellie said, “But you all made a binding contract. You were not to kill anyone or anything. The only way to break the contract is death. Yours.” Ellie raised her chin, eyes wide and manic, grinning from ear to ear. “Hello, babies.”
And then her arm was swinging. The machete whizzed though the air, making contact with a neck and slicing it clean off. The head bounced a few times, before rolling and stopping right at Ellie’s feet, dead eyes staring up at her. Machete raised, Elie put a foot on the dead woman’s face and leant forward. “Who’s next?”
There was a blur of movement to her right, then the sound of an arrow releasing. It hit the vampire in the chest, bringing it to its knees. The next movement saw another decapitation, while Dr. LeBlond made himself useful at Ellie’s side, ripping the next vampire’s throat out with his teeth. He panted, blood dripping from his face. It had been a long time since he had killed anything, but vampires were his kin and killing them exhausting. He backed away to watch Ellie swinging her machete, head after head rolling around the floor, and Mike standing at the chamber entrance, his arrows always hitting their mark and missing Ellie, despite her being to close to the target.
A vamp was coming up behind Ellie, her back turned and Mike was trying to hold off half a dozen trying to escape. Dr. LeBlond jumped forward, gripping the vampire on the shoulder and turning him around sharply. He growled, burying his face in the vamp’s neck, biting deeper and deeper until the body went slack in his hands. Dr. LeBlond doubted that would be enough to remove his debt from Ellie. She had turned as he made the kill. Her blood splattered smile said it all. She knew the vamp was coming up behind her. She just wanted him in the fight.
“Bloody hell!” The arrows stopped coming over, but then Mike bounded forward, taking off two escaping vampire’s heads in one powerful swing. Another vamp rushed forward and got punched in the the face while another came up behind, mouth open, and ripped into Mike’s wrist, expecting Mike’s grip to slacken. He was mistaken. The vamp was rewarded with being hit in the temple with the crossbow. As the vampire fell, Mike’s machete fell upon the vamp’s neck.
And then it was over. Ellie killed the last vamp with another clean blow. She looked around her, smug smile on her face, finally letting the arm holding her machete fall back to her side.
“Damn it,” Mike said, looking down at the bodies around Ellie and the doctor. “I should open with decapitation.”
*
With the chamber cleared of their presence, the three went their separate ways. The doctor, with the blood of his kin drying on his face, knew he would be rewarded for his loyalty to Ellie, but his face was paler than usual. But Ellie hadn’t given him a choice.
Empty arrows in the backpack slung over Mike’s shoulder, Ellie was free of any weapon. She ached all over, not that she wanted Mike to know that. But he did. He’d taken her bloodied machete without complaint and packed it away. Out of the corner of his eye, he watched her. Ellie’s make-up had been washed away from perspiration and the dark rings around her eyes were clear, even in the light of the torch as they made their way through the catacombs to the closest exit to their hotel. Instead of bringing it up, Mike said, “If you’re really going to England, we need to talk about your protection while there.”
Ellie didn’t say anything. She just lightly touched his arm and then stormed off ahead. She definitely wanted a shower now, but it would have to be cold. Cold to wash away the heat of the blood that seared her skin.
Mike followed close behind her, rambling on about her protection while she was in England and he remained on the continent, in charge until she returned. He said something about getting other hunters involved, but Ellie thought it too risky. Hunters hated demons more than anything and she had a hoard of them at her disposal. That didn’t go down too well with one hunter she bumped into and ended up killing. He’d thought she’d been a demon, too. No, she thought, mercenaries would be better and would ask less questions.
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