[image description: A modified "always has been" meme. An astronaut, modified to have Fearne's face, is looking at a poorly edited Ruidus, saying "the moon is causing my problems?". Behind them, another astronaut (with Imogen's face edited on) points a gun, saying "Always has been". For the sake of this particular joke, the gun is being pointed at Ruidus. end id]
FOR CLARITY imogen is pointing the gun at ruidus, not fearne
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"What, playing by the rules wasn't enough for you?"
"In that case... Let's play a new game, just you and me."
"I'm gonna count to ten, and if you're still there..."
"I'll make you disappear. Better get hiding."
'The Kriptid' isn't your standard issue Kris Dreemurr; it's hard to say what they qualify as these days. A few too many tweaks by an over-zealous Deltarune modder have left them irreparably changed. They don't appreciate what 'meddlers' have done to them or their world.
Are they human? Are they a monster? A secret third thing, it seems.
If you're lucky, they'll never be more than a fleeting shadow at the edge of your screen, a flicker of pixels you can't quite identify. To most they're nothing but an elusive urban myth. And to those who dwell within, they're merely a mysterious vagabond with a discomforting sense of humor and an eerily detached disposition... And a notable aversion to being directly observed. Their nickname seems all too apt.
But to those Players who reach a little too deep into the code...
Well, that's a whole other story, now isn't it?
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Who was gonna tell me that Adam Powell, the original creator of Neopets, lost his mind and went full-on crypto bro in the neopets discord a few months ago
He totally did the textbook 'us versus them, you're all Poor and Uneducated Bums' thing
And then he literally flipped the bird to everyone
Never meet your heroes, apparently
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thoughts on Nolpats and pride tape?
My dude was getting EATEN up alive. It’s also the fact people were making up illogical reasonings to why he didn’t use it. I stg if that whole “he didn’t use the tape cause the colours would’ve triggered his migraines” wasnt said it wouldn’t have brought more attention to the situation.
Had to include this gem because I genuinely laughed when I first saw it
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Fighter: Hey, Corrupted Cleric! You used to be religious, right? Will I get smited by God if I use holy water to wash the Priest's blood of my hands?
Corrupted Cleric: ...
Corrupted Cleric Player: Do I have to roll for that?
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