THE FACE SHE MAKES IS KILLING ME

Thank you for the feedback! Here’s some porn!

A big thank you to everyone that gave feedback on my new fic That Fucking Mouth. As my thanks here’s some of the pics and gifs that (killed me) inspired me during writing it. This man, I swear. I’m in such a crisis. 

Also thanks for feedback on The Worst You Could Do as well! Enjoy! 

*None of these pics or gifs are mine*

[swaying to Little Mix’s Love Me Like You]

Harry was the sexiest I've ever seen him in the BSE video and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise...

i got home from LA about an hour ago and i’ve developed an attraction to off the shoulder floor length gowns.

Anyways still looking to become a trophy wife to a beautiful woman so if u want me let me know ill deal with my weird situation

Things i can do for you:

Cook, clean, build furniture, paint paintings and the house, take care of pets and small farm animals, garden and look hot 😌

y’all have that thing where part of your body hurts so much where it feels like it there’s a heartbeat in that place?

I am once again yearning for Chewlery...

i must be a strong acid because i am completely dissociated in an aqueous solution

ok now i'm off anon bc i wanted to say

april fools is only a day, whindersson kozume lasts forever 👹

WHINDERSSON KOZUMEIEJDJD FOREVER THANK YOU I HATE IT

wait shameless ends on the 11th say sike rn i need to catch UP 😐

apparently it is actually really difficult to eat a sandwich when half of your mouth is numb

I am biting my lip...constantly....

I DEVELOPED A FUCKBOY FACE STIM

I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THIS IS @rat-kinggg’s FAULT /j

Someone: You wanted this thing for ages now, why dont you just buy it?

Me: *flashbacking to all the times I wanted smth and my mom told me "do you really need that tho", proceeded to complain about where I wanted to order and then what way I was going to pay for it and then lectured me about it being a waste of money and why I shouldn't buy it*

Me: Idk man

have you guys ever thought about which anime guy or gal you’d be a good pair with... realistically 👩‍🦯

aha aha dont mind me tee hee

new age, new me,,, which means its time to dump the current ‘sad kaneki with diluc hair’ that’s been my private discord pfp for the last month,,, goodbye my friend... i’ll miss u

why didnt anyone tell me bajan canadian deleted all his videos im already going through the stages of grief 

i agree, there’s no point in pretending they don’t have fights bc that’s just unrealistic. i could see robbe freaking out or getting in his head over stuff bc i mean, it’s his first relationship so that’s completely understandable. there’s gonna be times where they lash out at eo but what i love the most is their ability to always come back and apologize w teary eyes and endless hugs and kisses 🥺 and other times they’ll just fight over dumb stuff bc they’re two silly annoying teens hahah

They get so heartbroken when they have their fights 🥺 But they know it’s not the end of their relationship - they are secure in their love. It’s more about guilt for having caused hurt, which they’ll make up for excessively 😘😌 They are dumb, silly and annoying teens though, and I can totally picture Robbe watching a movie with his mama instead of hanging out with his boyfriend on a Saturday night, being low-key pissed at Sander, and when she asks why he just rolls his eyes and mutters that Sander doesn’t deserve his attention because he’s acting like a dick. When Sander shows up later, she’s surprised to see Robbe suddenly clinging to his arm, glowy-eyed and smiling, then dragging him into the kitchen to make ice cream, and she listens to their laughs and giggles and just thinks, “Boys.”