#the king speaks

[kingofhearts709]

hi sorry, your fiancee was erased from history. yeah. no we couldn't save him from the cracks in the universe. yeah, he's a plastic roman soldier derived from your memory who thinks he's human now. sorry

#the king speaks #doctor who #just getting all my memes out real quick #god its like im in middle school again. but with current references and memes

[downwiththeking]

Starts stamping random books with "from the library of Jurgen Leitner" to induce interest and slight fear in anyone who knows about the Magnus Archives

#tma #tma shitpost #the magnus archives #jurgen leitner #the king speaks

[caninemotiff]

Give me household magic, give me spells crafted by grandmothers when they were learning how to live, passed down not from teaching but in that osmosis of children observing their mother everyday, give me simple charms made in the evenings and left on neighbours doors to keep gardens free of bugs and eaves from leaking, give me potions for cleaning or boiling or preserving, pantry potions every house has above the kitchen sink, give me words of power to call the cows down from the pastures and chase away foxes from the chickens and calm the horses when they frighten, give me household magic, small magic, family magic, it's not textbook, it's rough technique but it works and that's what matters

#magic #tropes #fantasy #writeblr #household magic #potions #charms #spells #small magic #the king speaks

[stellarstarcelios]

I just saw everything revealed in Minecraft Live for the 1.20 update and WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW THERE’S GONNA BE SEVEN NEW DEFAULT SKINS???

ALEX, STEVE, AND HEROBRINE HAVE FRIENDS NOW!!!

UPDATE: THEY HAVE NAMES!!!

#minecraft #minecraft live #minecraft live 2022 #minecraft 1.20 #text #other stuff #the king speaks #the king's thoughts

[nagaruru]

leon 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎❌🚫🚫🚫❌❌❌❌🚫❌🚫❌❌ banned from my tumblr page 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 (i know this isn't my blog, shut the fuck up)

#the king speaks #dont read into the fact that im thinking about him or ill kill you or something i don't know #felix is absolutely going to kill me for spamming later but maybe if people didnt want me to spam on his blog theyd follow my twitter? LOL

[babybulbasaur920]

Was talking with Leona Kingscholar and he wants to tell all Trump and his supporters to get fucked

#twst leona #leona #leona kingscholar #ai generated #ai chat #The king speaks #I am a mere vessel for his words #tw: trump #Is that guy a trigger warning #He probably is and if he's not he should be

[heliosandtheminecraftians]

🌺 Some Small News! 🌺

[Hey everyone! Helios here! I wanted to let you all know that I’ll be out of state from the 16th to the 24th of this month, so I won’t really be able to update my blogs for a bit!

My brother and his wife are about to have their first kiddo, so me and my mom are heading to San Diego to see them next week!

I’ll try to draw over there some so I can update when I come back, but I won’t be too much on Tumblr over the course of that week!

That applies to here and my other blogs!

I hope you all are having a good day, and I’ll try to update a little bit before I leave! :D]

#text #the king speaks #ooc #out of character #kinghelios33

[sarroora]

#the king speaks #Scrooge McDuck #Duck comics #Duckverse #DuckTales

[king-finnigan]

what if i returned to writing fanfiction. haha just kidding..... unless?

#the king speaks #return of king (name)

[faghettiandmeatballs]

Tagged by @novabirds (loser <3)

Last show: Technically Stranger Things cuz I sat through an episode while my dad helped me with my t-shot

Last song: SIMP by Full Tac and Lil Mariko (ft. Rico Nasty)

Currently watching: Demon Slayer Entertainment District Arc! Been watching it with my dad

Currently reading: You think I read? Jk I’m very slowly reading Boys Run The Riot. Bought all 4 volumes and very close to finishing the first one! Highly recommend especially if you’re a transguy looking for more rep. The author himself is a transman!

Uuuuuuh tagging uuuuuh. Totally blanking here so if you wanna do it, say I tagged you <3

#the king speaks #tagged

[queen-of-the-boos]

NOOOOO I MISSED KING </3

giving both him and you a big hug auntie queenie!!! 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

IT'S OK DEAR HOLD ON I'LL RUN THE PHONE TO HIM RIGHT NOW!

I CANNOT BELIEVE I MISSED AN OPPORTUNITY TO TALK WITH THE OTHER ME? THIS IS A HUG I WILL RETURN WITHOUT QUESTION. How are things with Vintage hm? 3:)c

HI I'LL TAKE THE HUG TOO 💕

#The King Speaks #Queenie cackles

[kingofhearts709]

tough guy bowser and his twink boyfriend luigi. ive said enough

#the king speaks #bowuigi #mario #i cant keep a straight face saying that fucking ship name

[downwiththeking]

Something I've been thinking about for a while...

In season 1 episode 1, Bad Weather, Monkey King sealed away what is implied to be a great deal of MK's power.

"I know a way to limit your powers so you can learn to control them, but you won't be... invincible anymore."

And that seal hasn't broken, has it? No, MK is clearly still not invincible, and so the seal must still be intact, yeah?

So this?

This is a very small fraction of what MK is capable of.

#lego monkie kid #mk lego monkie kid #lmk #the king speaks #lego monkie kid spoilers #lmk spoilers

[caninemotiff]

- WIP: One For Sorrow

One for sorrow / Two for joy / Three for a girl / Four for a boy / Five for silver / Six for gold / Seven for a secret never told.

Eight for a wish / Nine for a kiss / Ten a surprise easily missed / Eleven for health / Twelve for wealth / Thirteen beware it's the devil himself.

- ABOUT

TITLE: One For Sorrow

GENRE: Contemporary Fantasy

POV: Third Person Limited, Multi

TRIGGER WARNINGS: death, body horror, mentions of domestic abuse, tba

THEMES: Coming of Age, Folklore, Magic Realism, Death, The Nature of Belief, Spirituality and Theism, Queerness

- CHARACTERS

Julian 'Jules' Silvera, The Psychic's Son

Isaac Grayland, The Knight

Harper Duarte, The Chalice

Margot Lamsdale, The Sword

Corinn 'Cory' Kin, The Piper's Prophet

- BLURB

One for sorrow.

Julian Silvera deals in death, the Silveras have always dealt in death. Tasked with keeping the balance between all things, Jules has been settling hauntings since he was twelve years old. But now settled himself in the small town of Endhaven, Pennsylvania, the balance is tipping and he is failing to set it right. There's something wrong in the Magpie Wood. Something that involves an oblivious boy with a god at his heels. And an all too knowing girl with an old debt wrapped around her throat.

Seven for a secret never told.

Isaac Grayland thinks his mother may be dead. It's hard to tell when she's humming in the kitchen and buried in the backyard at the same time. He thinks she may have been dead for a while. He thinks she might be getting stronger.

Thirteen beware it's the devil himself.

Corinn Kin dreams of rot and ruin. She dreams of the forest creeping ever closer, consuming everything in its wake. She dreams of despair. She dreams of hope. Corinn Kin dreams of magpies, thirteen of them to be exact.

- TAGLIST (ask to be +/-)

@cozyprompts / @writeouswriter / @stuffaboutwriting / @cream-and-tea / @stormharbors / @ladywithalamp / @philocalizt / @wildswrites / @darkgazer / @muddshadow / @ghostschemes / @lockejhaven / @froggywriter / @nightjarz / @moariin / @funerals-weddings-and-balls / @5targrrl / @cream-and-tea / @reneesbooks / @serenanymph /

#writeblr #wip intro #introduction #wip: one for sorrow #the king speaks #writing #contemporary fantasy #magic realism #oc: julian silvera #oc: isaac grayland #oc: corinn kin #oc: harper duarte #oc: margot lambert #aesthetic #edit #graphic #fantasy #queer #writeblr community #writers on tumblr #one for sorrow wip

[setaflow]

Gay pride happens in June and gay wrath happens whenever hbomberguy drops a 3+ hour video essay about a specific topic

#hbomberguy #Just watched the full 4 hour plagiarism video and go OFF you funky bisexual king #Also I feel like people casually mention that Internet Historian and that Blare chick should've gotten mentioned more but honestly #Good on him for taking down Luke Stephens too-- who is now afaik a huge channel for video game news #So anyway video good go watch it and go support queer content creators who are not James Somerton :) #See y'all in 2024 when he drops a 5 hour essay on Onion farming or whatever #Seta speaks #top posts #5k #10k

[nagaruru]

really losing my patience with syscords by the way! apparently aira was looking at some earlier and they were all liiike "oh! we're aimed at syskids/systeens!" and it's like! oh that's great good for you! okay so why are you advertising nsfw stuff? why are you making one of your selling points that you have nsfw channels? fucking disgusting!!!!???? especially insane because one of them explicitly advertised itself as sfw and then when you read further it just???? wasn't????????? like helloooooo 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 are you some kind of freak? doesn't matter if they're bodily an adult, that's still fucking creepy as shit!

~🐴

#the king speaks