Tumgik
#the image of Bilbo Nori and Bofur dancing on all the single ladies is what is keeping me afloat
ragsweas · 3 years
Text
OKAY MODERN AU! IDEA
Bilbo, Nori and Bofur are like the...sexy kids in college. Divas. Imagine them dancing on Rihanna's Umbrella and Beyonce's All the Single Ladies. They are like, the enigma. The most amazing and sought after trio.
On the other side, you have Thorin, Dwalin and Gloin. Big, blurry, and play that *one* sport (you decide which one)
ANYWAYS....Thorin seeing Bilbo in the college festival or sth and falling head over heels while Bilbo sees Thorin playing and is like ooh damn...and these idiots never approach each other because "That guy is waaay out of my league and who's to say he is gay?"
Only for them to become roommates in last year (my college has yearly room change so I am taking the liberty) or maybe like, Dwalin can't stand another year of moody Thorin and Gloin mooning over his girlfriend is easier, and Bofur and Nori are the only ones crazy enough to handle each other.
So,
THEY WERE ROOMMATES!!!
43 notes · View notes