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neighborhood-yogurt · 7 months

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Sorry to tell you this baby. but if your little fantasy story uses the word July, you done gone and canonized the Roman empire. Sorry bout it, but that's just how it shakes out sometimes, big boy.

#roman empire #fantasy #writing #writing tips #I'm so sorry my drunken first edition of this was historically inaccurate. may god strike me down for my idiocy.

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eye-of-yelough · 1 year

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I finally found the words to describe why I feel like the Inquisitor has no personality (besides the obvious) it’s the humorous options.

In the other games the humorous options were good because they were So Out Of Pocket and inappropriate. You cant consistently use funny options without being. a bit of an asshole at times.

The inquisitor’s funny options are dinner party funny. You cant be a scoundrel or a lovable asshole or an annoying little shit. Even at your funniest you’ve just got the personality of. A guy trying to charm his girlfriends family. Or his boss, which I guess is the point. But still.

#it’s just. sad.#what made me realise this is the fact that I’m playing a sweet diplomatic character but. the humorous options work for her #because the humour is just so appropriate. so… charming. old ladies would approve of this humour #sigh.#your daily dose of idiocy #dragon age: inquisition

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andythelemon · 1 year

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'What do you wish for?'

Last minute Chainsaw Man print for cons! Leftovers will be up here.

#chainsaw man #csm #power #denji #makima #quanxi #pochita #anime #my art #angel devil #hayakawa aki #the idiocy of me trying to whack this out 2 days before the con I have to laugh

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lialox · 3 months

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In canon, KDJ ships YJK with HSY

Chapter 381: "Yu Junghyuk and Han Sooyoung – the First Prince of the Kaixenix Archipelago, and the esteemed daughter of an Earl.

Sure, there was quite a difference in height to overcome, but..... When looking at them some more, they did seem well suited to each other. Their personalities were a bad match-up, but then again, they had a surprising amount of similarities, too."

Forget Lee Seolwha. There's a line during the 1863rd regression, during the 'happy memories' thing, where KDJ brings up one of YJK's happy memories was seeing Lee Seolwha married and had a child with someone else. (173rd round if I remember right). Meaning KDJ read over 1000+ rounds of a version of YJK who was completely and absolutely over his ex-wife and knows better than anyone else that he the ship doesn't sail for YJK with LSW.

So he ships him with Han Sooyoung of all people.

Those two would be SO MAD if they knew.

#excuse me HSY literally spent decades writing about her getting married to KIM DOKJA #dont forget the life and death companion #these two are beyond obsessed #and kim dokjas is like HMMM they seem to have something in common (being in love with KDJ) they should date each other #the sheer amount of idiocy is OUTSTANDING #orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #yoo junghyuk #lee seolwha #han sooyoung #doksoo #joongdok #yoohankim

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alumirp · 3 months

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Roommaarriage

Luffy and Law live togheter.

They started living together after Luffy's older brother, Ace, decided to go on a trip around the world with his friends. Luffy was left alone and besides being terrible at taking care of himself, he hates loneliness.but none of his friends had space for him, already having their own roommates or living with their parents. So, Law proposes that they live together, he lives in a huge house and has a huge crush on Luffy, it doesn't hurt to help the guy he likes, even if it can cause a lot of headaches. and hes right, in less than a week everything is already a mess, Luffy's friends come to visit, everything is noisy and so chaotic in the house that used to always be quiet and peaceful.

Still, he persists, determined not to go back on his decision and simply kick Luffy out of the house. That's when everything gets confusing; Luffy was always clingy and honest with how he felt, but since he moved in with Law, this has become more frequent and more intense.He hugs Law in the morning when he wakes up, kisses him on the forehead to thank him for the food, he carries Law when he decides that Law has to sleep no matter what, he sits on Law's lap when they are watching TV, he goes to the hospital to remember Law of eating and worst of all: he often, all the time, at any time, in any place, on any occasion, tells Law that he loves him. And it just drives Law crazy. He knows it's not a lie, Luffy doesn't lie. Luffy loves him, it's just not the love Law wants it to be

All of their domesticity, all of their intimacy, all of it drives Law crazy. He wants all of it, but he also wants more. He is in love with Luffy and has no idea what to do, after all he doesn't want to just ruin their friendship and lose it all because of his greed. So, after months of freaking out about all this, he decides that what's best for everyone is if he puts some boundaries between them, draws a firm line between them, friendship, something less intimate and less...suggestive. something that allows him to sleep properly at night.

Meanwhile, Luffy is confused, Torao has been acting strangely, moving away from him, not letting him touch him or kiss him, almost like in the beginning, when he moved in and Law was still shy. Could this be what people call problems in paradise? WILL TORAO FILE FOR DIVORCE? And suddenly Law has Luffy's friends calling desperately wanting to know what happened? Why are they getting divorced so soon? Why is Luffy depressed about the end of their marriage? Why is the marriage ending in the first place???

#I present to you: law overthinking as usual #but this time with luffy misunderstanding things #Luffy thinks that living together (with someone you like) = marriage #hes not totally wrong but yeaah #he knows that he likes law and he knows that law likes him so he is convinced that they are married #he convinced everyone around him that he married law #nami: what do you mean by married law? you only live with him #Luffy: I went with him to sign papers and we ate yummy food after that. I kiss him. I take him to work. he makes food for me. we're married #nami: oh i can't argue with that #everyone thinks that because law is very private they had a really simple wedding at the registry office #the 'papers' that luffy signed were the rental agreement #they are totally unmarried #Luffy's idiocy + Law's anxiety #lawlu #one piece lulaw #lulaw #one piece #roommates

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snoozeeroo · 8 months

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besties 🐶🐱

#kazuha vs heiji's idiocy affair accusation is still very amusing to me lol #detective conan #heishin #hattori heiji #shinichi kudo #dcmk #kazuha toyama #kudo shinichi #my art

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fangswbenefits · 4 months

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Ao3 is down, and people are already acting like it's the apocalypse

#“UGH DON'T MAKE ME GO ON TUMBLR 🤢” LOL #ruby rambles ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾#If I start seeing an influx of idiocy in my inbox I'll know they've arrived

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ms-scarletwings · 8 months

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Honest truth, with every episode of this messed up show I finish rewatching I’m more are more sure that Dib is just as incompetent and short-sighted when it comes to his “mission” as Zim is. But it’s so funny to me that while Zim just makes bad plans, has awful priorities, and improvises a lot by the seat of his pants, Dib’s incompetent in the classical bumbling villain sense. Like, he’s doing the right thing, he generally has clever approaches and insights, makes full use of his resources, yet,

He’s still aesthetically and narratively such an antihero, the poor dweeb.

Observe, my magnificent Venn diagram

Only thing I didn’t want to tack on that because it bears worth of some more elaboration: Both of these two are horrible about recklessly arming their nemesis with tons of free information and striking opportunity that can only be used against them.

And Dib is worse at this, like, so… so much worse. Zim will do the classic ‘Muahahaha, now that I have you right where I want you, here’s a detailed presentation of my entire insidious plan, Batman!’ routine while at least having the class to wait until the hero is being lowered over the acid vat or tied to the train tracks. Dib, as a villain? Would start reciting that same speech while in the middle of trying to kidnap the hero, about 3 and a half steps way too early. It’s actually crazy how fast he will telegraph his next move even when he’s not in a position of having a real advantage yet.

The first time the two met and Dib stood there loudly showing himself as the most perceptive and hostile human in range? And then stood there explaining alien sleep cuffs and what he was going to do with them? And then stood there declaring war and that he’d identified Zim’s base location, swinging said cuffs around in front of the gnome brigade? Granted, he wasn’t aware of Zim’s security at the time, but the essence of that sequence was a pattern that he was more than happy to keep repeating for the next couple seasons.

Also, Zim’s brutalism, while it went to some shudder inducing places, is more expected from a genocidal maniac born from a race of colonial supremacists. It’s part of his theatrics and it’s fun for him in the same way it’s fun for his leaders to blow up innocent ice cream space-trucks and unlucky planets. Dib gets mean with their face offs in a way that’s just dripping with spite. All the time spite. Trivial, personal, petulant spite. Even more than Tak and her grudge, which, should be a lot more surprising to me. But it’s really not.

What it did do instead was remind me of a very interesting quote I once heard, from a Cracked video about online gaming behavior, of all places,

#invader zim #dib membrane #iz #iz dib #iz analysis #my memes #adorkable jerkass #Only real thing separating their brands of idiocy is Zim’s blissful denial lmao #he infodumps about his plans like me rambling about my dnd campaigns lmfao #dib slander #scarlet talks about things

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eerieechos · 2 months

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“Are you two DRUNK right now??”

#not enough midnight burger fanart out there so I’m doing my part- here are my favorite idiots #not platonic not romantic but a secret third thing #midnight burger #caspar midnight burger #ava midnight burger #ava maddox #midnight burger podcast #Caspar x ava #podcasts #audio drama #fanart #caspava #they are giggly drunks who enable each other’s idiocy #i absolutely cannot get enough of them #Ava gets really touchy and Caspars that guy who’ll be like ‘does anyone dare me to do *inset stupid thing*#and everyone else is like ‘dude nobody’s daring you to do anything’ and he’s like ‘wow I can’t believe you guys are making me do this’#ava wears glasses but they’re in her pocket or somethin idk I didn’t want to draw them #pose is referenced from mellon_soup cause I could not for the life of me draw correct anatomy tonight #and I needed to get this drawing out of my brain and on to paper STAT #I have GOT to stop drawing the knuckles on the hands #it looks fucking terrible and yet I keep doing it it’s like a curse #artists on tumblr #traditonal art #sketch #art #drawing #my art #we open at six #my stupid aro ass when I realized that they’re probably meant to be romantic in the show: 👁️👄👁️#<<that’s me coming out btw 🤪 thx for reading the tag ramble

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nnobodoodles · 12 days

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My favourite background gag in One Piece is when Luffy bites down on a glass and just, has it in his mouth, while Nami is explaining in detail the very real possibility of crashing on Reverse Mountain

#I used to do this as a kid and I feel seen #that resulted in me breaking a glass with my teeth to my mother's horror #Luffy has probably done that too #One Piece #Monkey D Luffy #Monkey D. Luffy #Cat Burglar Nami #Nami One Piece #okay so the glass break thing happened when I was 18 I wasn't a kid I was an idiot #also no injury or anything just idiocy

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basketobread · 5 months

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i hope i am not just some random bg3 artist to u all... but a friend <3 (and your strongest warrior pls pls pls with a cherry on top)

#also this blog hit 500+ followers today even though it literally just hit 200 like a few days ago um #i love u all thank u for enjoying my work #i hope my idiocy will bring u guys entertainment even months from now #i wish i could do a proper thank you but alas...#my thank you will be continuing to come up with dumb comic ideas and silly doodles #also i promise im still getting around to the asks ive received IM SORRY IF UR STILL WAITING #gotta draw up responses HAHA #i literally audibly gasp when i receive asks + some of them are so fun and creative too?? UR KILLIN ME!!#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bob talks

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danikoshi-doodles · 4 months

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