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pixiexdusts-world · 9 months
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Y/n: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Peeta without him noticing?
Finnick: Hey, Peeta, I bet you 5 bucks that you can’t swallow this penny.
Peeta: *takes and swallows tracker* pay up, loser.
Y/n:…
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The Ballad of Songbirds and Snake x Text Posts
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nainz7 · 11 months
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Peeta : If it weren’t for the baby
Katniss : OMG HE TOLD EVERYONE ABOUT THE BABY!
Katniss : ….
Katniss : What baby?
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medusas-daughter · 1 year
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Katniss: Oh my god I love Peeta... Why didn't you tell me?
Haymitch: We thought you knew
Katniss: We?
Haymitch: Yeah, we all know, we talk about it all the time
Katniss: You all know? Does Peeta know?
Haymitch: Oh, no. Peeta doesn't know anything
Katniss: I cannot believe you didn't tell me!
Haymitch: Because we thought you knew! It was so obvious. It would be like telling Effie "hey you like being punctual"
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sparklebear11 · 5 months
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Hungergames memes
Effie: Hey Haymitch can I get a sip of your water?
Haymitch : It's not water.
Effie: Vodka, I like your style!
Haymitch : It's vinegar.
Effie: Wh-Wha-
Haymitch : It's vinegar, COWARD
Katniss : Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Peeta: I think you mean cards.
Katniss , pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
Katniss : *Stubs their toe* FUCK!
Peeta: Mind your language!
Katniss : What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???
Peeta:
Katniss : You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes
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thebluemallet · 10 months
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Katniss: You like me? For my personality? Peeta: I was surprised, too.
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bookoholic-rosie · 1 year
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Effie: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste
Katniss: We got spring water
Effie: NO.
Haymitch: with EXTRA minerals
Peeta: it's like licking a stalagmite.
Effie: DON'T COME HOME.
Peeta: Mmmmm cave water
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xpeterstarkx · 10 months
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johanna: when i get murdered, can you make sure i become an unsolved case?
finnick: …what?
johanna: i want to be on buzzfeed unsolved.
peeta: can we go back to the part where you said “when i get murdered?”
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doylldonmagar · 5 months
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multi-rants · 1 year
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Peeta : I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Katniss: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
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pixiexdusts-world · 4 months
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*Snow is laying on the floor with their eyes closed*
Sejanus : Hey, are they sleeping or dead?
Y/n: Hopefully dead, I hated them.
Sejanus : Yeah, me too.
Snow, sitting up: First of all, fuck you guys.
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The first ones a call out lol
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nainz7 · 5 months
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Peeta: I’m going to prepare for anything to save Katniss and I’m going to train and make her train so she comes out of this alive. Nothing is more important than that, I have to think of everything, every possibility, every strategy and make the right decisions that would contribute to her survival.
Katniss: Welp, guess I’m gonna die. Why isn’t Peeta kissing me?
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the-chaotic-ghost · 1 year
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Peeta: Violence is never the answer.
Johana: You’re right.
Finnick: It’s the question.
Johana: And the answer is yes!
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ruanataina · 1 year
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Katniss: You have an impressive pain tolerance.
Johanna: Thanks, it's the trauma.
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thebluemallet · 11 months
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Finnick: Peeta, those pants look great!
Finnick: And I bet they'd look even better on Katniss's floor.
Katniss: Are you hitting on Peeta...for me?
Johanna: Somebody has to.
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