#the host defintly mentioned jjs crush on porpuse

[theprinceofflies]

dapperstache fluff

This is one of my main comfort ships.

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“What is up today my fine fellow?” Wilford asked, leaning over the couch. 

JJ looked up at him and smiled. ‘Nothing more than yesterday.’

Wilford chuckled. “I know that's not true. Hosty boy let it slip that you have a crush.”

JJ blushed and looked away. ‘What gave you that idea?’

“Hosty. Now spill.”

JJ huffed. ‘So you could go and tell him. I think not. I will not be made a fool of.’

Wilford shrugged. “I just wanna see you happy. But I also have here to offer you something.”

‘What could you offer me?’

“Lessons. I am the best kisser in the mansion.”

JJ blinked. ‘Kissing?’ 

“Well yes I doubt you have experience with it,” Wilford said, pointing lazily at the mute.

‘Well no but-’

Wilford grabbed his hands. “Then you need help. Now there are different types of kissing. I like to categorize them as soft, small and heavy makeout.”

JJ blushed and nodded. “Honestly apples work great but it’s better if you practice on a person its-”

Wilford was interrupted when JJ kissed him quickly. Wilford squeaked and stared at JJ. ‘Like that?’

Wilford giggled and nodded. “That was good.” Wilford shook his head and grabbed JJ’s bowtie. “But that one was a bit quick I think it could have been a bit more-”

Wilford cut himself by kissing JJ. He pushed the mute back onto the couch. JJ slowly wrapped his arms around Wilford's neck and pulled him closer. The kiss was messy with Wilford's weird jaw movements and JJ’s inexperience. Wilford had to pull away every now and then to let JJ breathe before pulling him back. 

Though all good things have to end. Someone coughed behind them and Wilford pulled away. “Oh hello Hosty! What's up?”

“The Host asks Warfstache what he is doing to Jameson Jackson.”

Wilford blinked and looked back to the mute who was trying to catch his breath. “Um kissing lessons?”

“The Host does not need to see the rest but he congratulates Jameson Jackson.”

JJ nodded and watched The Host walk off. “Well, I do apologize for that. Whoever your crush now has to compete with me. Obviously, I would win but still.”

JJ raised an eyebrow. ‘What on earth are you talking about?’

“For your affection of course. I’m not gonna let you get away that easily.” Wilford said with a shrug. “Now who is he?”

‘Why don't you find out for yourself.’

Wilford huffed and got off JJ. “I’ll be back later don’t you dare kiss anyone else.” Wilford called as he left the library. 

JJ giggled silently and the Host walked back in. “Wilford Warfstache doesn't realize you have a crush on him?”

‘No, apparently he’s going to find the one who has captured my heart and keep them away from me.’

The Host laughed. “The Host suggested that they talk about the book Jameson Jackson recommended to him,” he said, sitting across from JJ.

‘Oh isn't it sad?’

“The Host agrees with Jameson Jackson and adds that it may have been happy in its own way.”

#dapperstache #anon #request #oneshot #the host an jj gossip and talk about books together #the host defintly mentioned jjs crush on porpuse #wilfords gonna run around the mansion trying to stab people who talked to jj in the last 24 hours