When Izzy walked into the deck singing la la i thought oh dear prepare yourself for some second hand embarrassment (I cant deal with that shit) but then he actually started singing??? well??? my jaw is on the floor and I've been trying to pick it up for the past hour
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I’ll never complain about my life ever again.
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fall out boy really said “fuck you rock and roll’s not dead” AGAIN and honestly pop off kings
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“dnd exp leveling is dumb,” i say into the mic.
the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
"they’re right," it says. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the second row stands: brennan lee mulligan.
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God I love his voice so much 😭
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harry dubois would end death note in one episode. he'd be unkillable bc he has no fucking idea what his name is and then he'd go drink driving and accidentally run light over and the killings would mysteriously stop
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I dreamt that people found out that tumblr posts had a secret hidden text field that you normally couldn't put anything into that was called a post's "wungle text", and it wasn't normally displayed in any way, but someone made a browser extension that allowed you to write and view a post's wungle by flipping it over like an index card. The user's picture and name and all that would be backwards, but the wungle post looked otherwise like a normal post, though empty unless the author had written something in there. It worked in reblogs too.
People were using it for jokes, and a bunch of seemingly boring and innocuous posts got really popular with funny wungle sides.
EDIT: the Wungle is real (sorta) check this out! https://www.tumblr.com/morphimus/711351716911644672/simple-step-by-step-guide-to-use-this-wungle
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The best part about Gertie having a crush in Kristen is that she still hates fabian more. All the other bad kids are in the apiarist society, they all love her, she has a crush on Kristen. But Gertie hates Fabian so much that she makes her bees campaign for kipperlilly AND still makes out with kristen.
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Sam Is a Master Storyteller
I think the turning point in his head was when Matt said, hey TPK - new beginnings.
But that wasn't the clever part. He is SO GOOD at taking the tools given to him for the intended purpose of kneecapping people's hearts.
His core?? We introduced that before the fucking Red Moon beam. That was WAY back before they even met Plane Rider Rin (I believe??) One of the engineers was like oh you got this dangerous thing inside you.
And the clever move was ***EVERYONE FUCKING FORGOT ABOUT IT*** including Matt. That's how you hit people where it hurts. Always have something in the tank to blindside people with. And he held this behind his teeth with every smile. He fucking knew about this last hail mary bomb trapped in his chest. And he never said a fucking word to remind everyone - to let anyone brace themselves for this decision
And when he saw half the party go down - Orym, Ashton, with only Imogen, Fearne, Laudna, and Chet on their last legs... He knew it was time. It was time. And he blindsided everyone beautifully including the DM
Because he was a little Killer Robot. That bomb didn't kill his intended target a millenia or so ago. And instead, it becomes the prayer through which he saves his family.
He has become life, bringer of change.
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AND ZAC OYAMA JOINS THE RANKS OF PLAYERS THAT READ THE FUCKING BOOK, BRENNAN
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