The boxers during halloween
(sees christmas decorations being put up) HALLOWEEN. HALLOWEEN!!! HALLOWEEN!!!
Glass Joe
- has a vampire costume and is giving out candy himself since "hes too old for all of this"
- buys those big family size packages of candy to give out, he likes them because he can snack on candy when halloween ends
- purposefully calls obvious costumes dumb stuff to get reactions out of people
- "oh yeah did you dress up as my moms curtains??"
- "IM A GHOST AND YOU ARE FRENCH!!"
- drinks a glass of tomato juice with his costume for extra realism
Von Kaiser
- He dressed up as the frankensteins monster, only for his students to dress up as him
- He gives out raisins and toothbrushes for halloween along with fruit (NOOO!!)
- does scary roaring sounds to scare people, only to get laughed at, thats what you get for giving out healthy food during halloween
- tries telling scary stories and gives up halfway through
Disco Kid
- dressed up as a fully functional disco ball (functional almost autocorrected to father LMAOO)
- goes out trick or treating himself but gets bored
- watching bad quality horror movies with Mac to laugh at them
- helps the kaisers students toilet paper his house for fun
- carving pumpkins with the others
King Hippo
- dressed up as a Hippo (how creative of you)
- does trick or treating with Disco kid, after disco got bored he went all out on his own and got a lot of candy
- He ate the pumpkin he was supposed to carve, no remains left, also totally unrelated: has anyone seen Joe's pumpkin carving knife?? That he was supposed to carve pumpkins with??
- his dentist will not be happy
Piston Hondo
- dressed up in sailor moon cosplay, rocking it as he should
- is the one giving out candy because imagine if a famous boxer dressed up as sailor moon came to your house for candy,seems like a fever dream
- helping Kaiser un-tp his house
- attempting to call bloody mary for the 10th time, She probably blocked your number already leave her before she gets a restraining order please
- sad that he has no one to match with
Bear Hugger
- dressed up as the lorax, matching with someone else as the greedler (im not spoiling it shut up) the squirrel is joining them dressed up as those bear things in the movie
- giving out entire bottles of maple syrup during halloween, people dont exactly hate it but its kind of a jumpscare seeing someone dressed up as a maple tree hand you maple syrup
- tried to sit on a pumpkin, only to break it instantly
- people keep assuming he dressed up as a Cheeto puff
Great Tiger
- dressed up as a fairy princess, yes hes a fairy, yes hes a princess and no he will not share his magic with you, jealous ass
- using his flying to his advantage by flying around with fairy wings on
- throwing "fairy dust" (glitter) around, people keep finding glitter in their food, costumes, socks and basically everywhere
Don Flamenco
- who'd you think was matching bear hugger? hes dressed up as the greedler and rocking it, how bad can he be anyways?
- loses 10 years from his life eveytime someone doesnt notice the refs he makes to the movie
- if anyone actually gets the ref he'll break out into song like hes in a musical (a punch out musical would go hard actually)
Aran Ryan
- a demon witch, matching with great tiger and also throwing "evil dust" (Hot pepper flakes) around, aran i think youre just assaulting people
- robbed Kaiser from his actual candy he hid away
- evil cackling as he attempts to fly on his broomstick, only to fall on his ass
- chasing Joe with the carving knife
Soda Popinski
- a fridge, he deadass just wore a entire fridge with soda in it
- pulling out random stuff from the fridge and handing out to people, Water? Drink up, tomatos? Here you go!!
- keeps getting stared at but in a good way
Bald Bull
- hes just in a bull onesie because he lost a bet, embarrased but he finds it comfy secretly, fell asleep in it at some point
- people keep calling him a cow and its driving him crazy
- "moo"
- "IM A BULL GOD FUCKING DAMN YOU ALL BLIND ASS BITCHES"
- watching movies and falling asleep
- carved a pumpkin with Joe and ended up laughing at it with him for 10 minutes
Super Macho Man
- himself, hes not giving out any free shout outs today
- fuck you super macho man
- carved himself into a pumpkin
- He cant keep getting away with this
Mr Sandman
- dressed up as a mummy since he didnt have enough time to think about it
- hes the only one who can actually scare people with and without his costume
- tried to put a pumpkin on his head, sad because it didnt fit
Extra
- kaisers students did the trenchcoat gag, dressef up as him and tried to buy a car with 10 dollars and a dance performance
- mrs bear dressed up as a princess and did her make up, looks stunning
- carmen dressed up as a flamingo
- soda has to pay back that fridge now
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YO i got tagged, thanks snail buddy
Author you’ve read the most books from:
Honestly? Probably Suess. Next closest would be whoever made the magic school bus series. I hoarded those.
Best Sequel Ever:
I think Fell was much better than the first book, The Sight. There��s no way in hell any of you guys know what that book is but pretty much it’s wolves with magical powers. No wonder I’m a furry. I actually read the seqeal first on accident
Currently Reading:
A shit ton of fanfiction. Okay if we’re talking published books I’m reading King Lear and Heart of Darkness for my english class
Drink of Choice While Reading:
We don’t drink. We go in DRY
E-reader or Physical Book?
Physical book. I drop stuff a lot and a tablet is nooooot a good idea but i also get papercuts.... hmmm. i just really likes books? the weight, the smell (even the new ones), sound of a page turning or shutting it.
Fictional Character You Probably Would Have Actually Dated In High School:
Hey guys what’s my url? Jk I’d totally date the onceler but fandom greedler can go suck my dick he ain’t getting this sweet ass. Y’all have no idea how many waifus i got. I’ll list, Russia, Clear, Grillby. yeah we’ll call it quits there. (I like greedler and russia a lot but i don’t think those would work out) I’m overthinking this LET ME DATE THE BOYS. i really like undyne too... (kinda realizing i like girls more than i thought i did)
Glad You Gave This Book A Chance:
the bible praise jesus HELLALUYA jk, uuuuh god i usually just read fanfiction cause it takes less effort than going to the library... hmmm. I liked Jane Eyre more than I thought I would? no not that... FUCK. Let’s go with the infinity farm.I mean that is surreal and hellish. That one tumblr post with like the cow with infinite legs? that one. Did not expect to like it so much.
Hidden Gem Book:
HOLY FUCK GUYS READ MONTMORENCY IT”S SO GOOD!!!!! the seqeals are good too but they go in a different direction. There’s so many scenes i will nvr get outtof my head from these books. Essentially it’s set in the victorian age or whatever and it’s about a dude who tries to trick his way into high society. so good. seriously
Important Moment in your Reading Life:
deviantart.... i read so many hetalia reader inserts..... so many
Just Finished:
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh a lot of porn tbh.
Kinds of Books You Won’t Read:
Straight romance books. bleh. uh mystery books? for some reason i think i hate them but i don’t think i’ve ever read one.... wait.. oh my god montmorency is a mystery book and i thought i hated those.. FUCK.. i need to read way more
Longest Book You’ve Read:
I’m gonna go with series just so I can say i read the Eragon book series in a week. I mean they’re pretty long. I read the first book in 24 hours.
Major book hangover because of:
any time i open ao3 after 9 oclock. You know I ain’t gonna be sleeping much.
Number of Bookcases You Own:
ha! no
One Book You Have Read Multiple Times:
The previously mentioned book Fell. I have read it 3 times I think. Once in one night. I’ve read montmorency three times too.
Preferred Place To Read:
my hidey hole of a bedroom of course! theres something surreal abt reading fanfiction in a public library though that i reccomend
Quote that inspires you/gives you all the feels from a book you’ve read:
you think I can remember a quote? pshaaa
i guess I’ll put a dr suess quote i’ve had on my wall for years and that only gets more and more relevant to me as time goes on. You have to be odd to be number one. I live by that.
Reading Regret:
I didn’t read Harry Potter when I was younger for some reason? well i know why i wanted to save it for when I was older so I could marathon all of them. Nvr really got into it. Would’ve liked to see that mess of a fandom. I was into Naruto instead I guess.
Series You Started And Need To Finish(all books are out in series):
Any books series I’ve ever dropped I dropped for a damn good reason. I ain’t got shit to say here.
Three of your All-Time Favorite Books:
I’m just gonna list favorite fanfictions since I already listed my fav books. I’ve probably got more fav books but I’m tired and can’t remember them atm. Beauty and the Beast Russia x Reader It’s like 70 chapters and still going and yeah it’s no where near as good as I remember it but I’ve read it so many times. My encylopedia of flags I guess? i really loved flags. This book I have filled with old spiderman comicbooks.
Unapologetic Fangirl For:
Tolkien. I’m a sucker for fantasy okay. The WORLDBUILDING
Very Excited For This Release More Than All The Others:
the next fuckING CHAPTER OF THAT RUSSIA X READER!!!!! please it’s been more than a year i’m dying
Worst Bookish Habit:
posture, my back eternally hurts cause of it
X Marks The Spot: Start at the top left of your shelf and pick the 27th book:
i don’t have 27?
Your latest book purchase:
nvr bought a book in my life fam
ZZZ-snatcher book (last book that kept you up WAY late):
Jane Eyre cause i decided to start reading it at 10 oclock when the study guide was due the next day likE AN IDIOT
aight imma try and @ people snail hasn’t. Don’t feel like you have to this was just pretty fun! did take a while tho...
so i will @ @ask-irl-oncie @winchells and for the fuck of it @gay4genji! come on buddy what’s some cool shit u’ve read!
shit what was this challenge called again?
eh here’s a link http://www.perpetualpageturner.com/2013/08/some-friday-fun.html
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