#the god child

[noknowshame]

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

#instant conversation enders for my multiple youth pastor cousins #don’t say it (I’m gonna say it) #The Child is The Price #but i mean come on #as someone who isn't actually even christian the real-life historical version of this is still cursed as fuck #i mean we know that jesus was a person who existed. whatever circumstances he was born in #its terrifyingly ominous to imagine being so unaware of the affect your child will have on the future of humanity #time itself will one day be counted around your birth of him #and all because he will suffer an excruciatingly painful death that you will not be able to prevent #not only that. but regardless of his or your intentions #regardless of whether there is a god #for millenea unfathomable millions will have blood spilled and will spill blood in his name #atrocities will be committed that you cannot even conceive of #and all on his and your behalf #you love your child. its beautiful. but there's horror in what you've done. because everyone else will love him too #and what's more dangerous than that?

[futuristic-coffinnails-x]

The idea that this webcomic that was picked up by Caliber Comics and then closed down would get a movie is preposterous. However, in the world of FANCASTs, it is gold for a wishlist treatment!

The main role of Maggie Lee would go to Daniela Nieves, ideally.

Director: Adam Robitel

Makeup and Special Effects Artists pulled from the team who did Juno and the team who did the V/H/S films.

#The God Child #Caliber Comics #Daniela Nieves

[moonlit-typewriter]

“With all due respect, which is none,”

- Percy Jackson, probably

#he’s daring the gods to fight him at every turn #he demands child support #plus interest #five foot nothing inches tall with a glare that made Ares look away #he’s mouthing off to everyone #except for his mom #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #pjo fandom #pjo disney+ #pjo tv show #pjo #walker scobell #percy series #annabeth chase #annabeth pjo #poseidon pjo #ares pjo #hera pjo #hermes pjo #hephaestus pjo #sally jackson #i am impertinent #incorrect quotes #incorrect pjo quotes #percy jackson and the olympians

[sayruq]

TW: death, child death, mass murder, corpses (they're blurred)

#yemen #jerusalem #tel aviv #current events #palestine #free palestine #gaza #free gaza #my god #child death tw #mass death #genocide

[boltlightning]

look! the moonlight shows us for what we really are. we are not among the living, and so we cannot die — but neither are we dead.

#pirates of the caribbean #the curse of the black pearl #potcedit #disneyedit #hector barbossa #elizabeth swann #*userbolt #gif: potc #scenes that made me leave the room as a child #scenes that make me clap like a seal and cackle as an adult #god i love barbossa #containment breach #notes #1k #5k #10k #15k #20k #25k #30k #40k #50k #60k

[trashmakerarticle]

Everyone thinks that dick was the golden child when in reality it was Jason.

Clark: Bruce who was your favourite robin?

Dick: obviously it’s me?

Tim: it’s dick

Damian: I am superior robin, it will be me.

Bruce: it’s Jason

Everyone: WHAT?!?!???

Bruce: why are you so surprised? He didn’t jump on too my chandeliers which I had to replace each week

*everyone looks at dick*

Bruce: he didn’t drop out of school

*everyone looks at tim*

Bruce: I didn’t have to stop him from killing everyone who annoyed him

*everyone looks at Damian*

Bruce: in fact, he enjoyed school and handed all his homework in on time, we would spend hours in the library reading his favourite classics. He even helped Alfred with most of the cooking, He was my little boy

Jason: stop spreading lies, I hate you go away

Bruce: my precious little boy

#jason todd #Bruce Wayne #dick Grayson #Damian Wayne #tim Drake #clark kent #Batman #alfred pennyworth #Bruce: he my little baby #jason: I’m 6’2 and have the ability to kill you if I wanted #Bruce: my baby my little son #jason: GOD YOURE SO EMBARRASSING DAD #jason was probably the most behaved child before he went boom boom and I stand by that #he enjoyed school #most likey hated it when he missed it #and he loves classic literature??? #bros a huge nerd #yea dick is all smiles but probably gave Bruce’s near death heart attacks everytime he swung from chandeliers and rooftops #jason just wanted to live his life in the library reading his fav books and homework

[phosbogey]

what a kind and reliable group

#thank god! #they’re all so sane and normal #i hope nothing tragically horrible happens #tartaglia #la signora #dottore #arlecchino #genshin impact #childe #childe tartaglia ajax #childe fanart #arlecchino fanart #la signora genshin impact #genshin fanart #scaramouche #wanderer #kabukimono #kunikuzushi #rosalyne kruzchka lohefalter #peruere #fatui harbingers #fatui #the knave #the balladeer #artbogey

[awesome-shoes-with-wings]

Do any of you ever wonder if Camp Half-Blood accidentally brought in a demigod of a different pantheon before?

This would be especially hilarious if it happens sometime after The Last Olympian/Heroes of Olympus, where the gods are required to claim their kids quickly.

A whole day passes, and the new demigod needs to sleep in the Hermes Cabin and Percy is furious. Meanwhile, the Greek Gods are pointing at each other and shouting, contacting the most obscure of mini gods. Chaos erupts on Olympus as every deity in Greek Mythology is called upon and interrogated. Hermes hasn't run around so much in centuries.

Hecate sits in silence, fully aware of what's happening, but enjoying the show too much to intervene.

#does anyone want a fanfic of this? #idk if the norse and greek gods are even aware of each other's existence #but it's funnier to imagine that they aren't really #hecate keeps them secret from each other to avoid zeus having a power struggle against odin #or something similar like that #this would be absolutely hilarious #especially if the kid turns out to be a child of a norse sea god #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #magnus chase and the gods of asgard #magnus chase #norse gods #greek gods #pjo #pjo tv show #pjo series #pjo books #heroes of olympus #percy is threatening the gods aka it's wednesday #the poor lost demigod is confused

[intermundia]

kinda fucks me up to know that the first among anakin's immediate friends and family to realize he'd become a danger to them was threepio. like what about anakin triggered his threat sensors? was it the way he moved? the expression on his face? what about the youngling slaughter clung to him? how could a droid sense the dark side when those who love him couldn't see it?

#how did he know? #rots novelization my beloved #god #sw #his first child in a way #anakin skywalker #darth vader #sw books

[ilumin]

I'm crying, they're so silly

#genshin impact #furina demo #Furina #Neuvillette #wriothesley #lyney #lynette #childe #HE'S THROWING HIMSELF ON THIS POOR MAN #i can't #I'll probably add more later #and i love the part where Neuvillette kicks someone in the balls #or when Lyney and Lynnette is kicking the shit out of some randon guy #and furina is there sitting like 😌☕ #wriothesley goes :DD YIPPE #I'm not planning on wishing for Furina but God dammit #her demo is one of my favorites now. #AND THE MUSIC #okay those tags got too long #imma stfu for now #thanks for listening (reading???)

[beeturtlle]

Maizula nation please where r u

#maizula #azula #mai atla #they r so. #i think we as a fandom ignore how obsessed azula actually is with mai and all the boiling rock situation #my god when she find out abt mai's new boyfrriend and she just WHOS THIS IMBECILE. #IJUST HTINK THEY R PPERFECT TOXIC YURI AND YOU ALL SLEEP ON IT #Mai its like #imagine the worst person you ever meet it's now crying like a child demanding you answers #what do you even say in here

[bet-on-me-13]

Why are there so many gods here?

SO! One day, the Eternal Trio decided to Check if they had ant past lives using Magic.

They already knew that Tucker was the Reincarnation of some Pharoah, so maybe they were also some historical figures in a last life.

It does not go as expected.

Danny finds out that he was the Ancient of Space, and the reason Clockwork was so invested in keeping him from being erased from Time is because he's his Brother apparently.

Sam finds out that she was the Embodiment of The Green, and Undergrowths attempt at Adopting her was some scheme to become the Parent of his used-to-be Queen while she was in Mortal Form, therefore overthrowing her.

Tucker finds out that Duulaman was just one in a long line of the Reincarnations of the Sun God Ra, and that he had been quite a few more historical figures in the Past.

They were surprised to figure this out, but then they got curious.

They tested the Spell out on Jazz, and found that she used to be an Amazonian Goddess, alongside Pandora.

They test it on Dash, and find that he used to be Hermes, God of Travel and Speed.

Ellie was an Embodiment of something called the Speed Force, who was also a child of Space before their rebirth, apparently.

They slowly realize that almost every person of note in Amity Park is the Reincarnation of some kind of God or Spirit. And none of them seem to realize that.

Why are there so many reborn Gods in this town?

...

Constantine is actually asking himself the EXACT same question at that very moment, after a botched teleportation spell landed him in Amity Park.

#Dpxdc #Dp x dc #Dcxdp #Dc x dp #Danny Phantom #Dc #Dcu #Danny is the Ancient of Space #Sam is the Green #Tucker is actually Ra #Jazz is an Amazon Goddess #I would say she's artemis but idk if she is still active in DC comics since all Google tells me about is the Hero named Artemis #Dash is Hermes #It's just a play on his name #Ellie is the Speedforce #The Speedforce used to be the child of Space #And Niece of Time #Clockwork is Danny's brother #Space and Time are equals after all #Maybe Vlad can be a reborn God as well #Maybe he's Set? Or Ares after Diana kills him? His soul just got reborn at a different point in time. #Everyone in Amity Park is a Reincarnated God #For some reason #Honestly it was all a complete coincidence #None of them knew that the others were gonna Reincarnate in the same town as them #Dealers choice if they get their powers back once they find out

[soyboywenzie]

aemond: my uncle is a challenge i welcome, if he dares face me—

everyone, literally everyone, team green enthusiast and haters, team black enthusiast and haters, rhaenyra stans and antis, aegon stans and antis, alicent stans and antis, daemon stans and antis, team neutrals, team ‘I like pretty people and want to fuck them all’, team ‘yall are missing the point’, helaena lovers, and AEMONDWIVES AND HATERS:

#never thought we’d all come together to dunk on aemond once and for all #and it’s in support?? of daemon #like what are the odds?? #hotd golden child being brought down to earth for the worst man to many #what a day #house of the dragon #hotd #team black #team green #rhaenyra targaryen #alicent hightower #daemon targaryen #aemond targaryen #aegon ii targaryen #helaena targaryen #asoiaf #he got the whole club laughing #the haters and the lovers are pointing and laughing #we have found common ground #and it’s to bring aemond back to earth once and for all #gods june cannot come faster #my original work

[paper-lilypie]

dreamy sigh,, me too, dude. me too

bonus:

they found out about the prom date

#tmnt #tmnt mutant mayhem #tmnt mm #tmnt mutant mayhem spoilers #THINKS ABOUT THEM THINKS ABOUT THEM THINKS ABOUT THEM #this movie healed my inner child #god #what a fantastic movie #fanart #tmnt leonardo #tmnt donatello #tmnt michelangelo #tmnt raphael #tmnt april #leopril #aprilnardo #hehe #GOOD MOVIE GOOD MOVIE GO WATCH

[absentlurker]

the relief wayne feels when he finds out eddie and that steve boy are dating. not because eddie loves that boy so fuckin’ much and it was a struggle watching him live with the belief it was unrequited.

no.

it was a relief because eddie is 22 years old and wayne’s time to embarrass his boy to his boyfriend has finally come.

the absolute horror in eddie’s eyes when he whipped his head around when he heard the words, “so steve…have i ever told you about the time eddie had an complete meltdown after he brought a opossum in the house…”

#stranger things #eddie munson #steddie #steve harrington #WAYNE TIME TO SHINE IS HERE #all the shit eddie pulled as a child and this Wayne’s payback #he loves that boy but by god if he brought one for god damn critter in that trailer he was going to scream #Wayne munson

[esmeblaise]

Ace and Sabo realizing just how dangerous having a god as a brother is

#one piece #monkey d. luffy #sun god nika #gear 5 luffy #portgas d ace #sabo #sun child au #esmeblaise art #asl brothers