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itsthegiandark · 15 days
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Oughugihgj the temptation to make an FL sideblog is very tempting… but not enough for me to make one yet so for now i need to show the world my big awful hongry son
Please look at him he’s doing so well very well all is well nothing shall be well well well well w
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bertrumstrousers · 1 year
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obligatory I’m Still Here post!!
I am taking my very sweet time with BatDR but please know im still losing my mind overall about batdr in the background. I have a LOT of emotions about it, but haven’t made it all the way though—I am continuing to avoid spoilers! Be back soon ❤️🎢
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bertrumstrousers · 11 months
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thomas x bertrum
your opinions please? /nf /genq
I think Bertrum and Thomas could work, but it would take a LOT of trust building.
The way some of my headcanons for ships work in my brain is “Bertrum’s reputation of being bombastic and self-absorbed tends to precede him and it would take him disproving that before a partner is willing to start a relationship” and if that’s the case, it’s probably gonna take a bit of convincing to get past Tom’s instinctive suspicion and straightforward, no-nonsense thinking. But if Bertrum manages, I feel like their shared interests would give them a common ground and their combined intelligence could be incredibly powerful.
I could see there being issues with both of them having strong personalities, where Tom’s temper and confrontation probably wouldn’t always play nice with Bertrum’s stubborn fussiness and defiance.
I do love the thought of the two of them being incredibly protective of each other, whether it be personally or of their work, though Tom may have to stop Bertrum from picking battles where there’s no need to fight. Or maybe they’ll both fight battles for each other with each other.
ALL THAT TO SAY I do think it could work, but there’s places it could be turbulent.
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bertrumstrousers · 1 year
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i have to remind myself to mentally apologise to you every time i go to slander bertie pussyslayer 69
he can have a little slander as a treat
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bertrumstrousers · 11 months
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Does Sru Bertrum have a favorite bird?
OH YES OH YES OH YE s
If you mean “species of bird”, it’s pigeons, but he’s particularly fond of the king pigeon breed of rock pigeon! They’re a big, gentle bird with very sweet personalities.
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His favorite bird overall tho is Big Wilma (or just Wilma), his king pigeon—he rescued her off the street, where she had been freed from a livestock market, and she now helps foster all the birds he rescues. She has incredibly strong mother hen energy 🥺
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bertrumstrousers · 2 months
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there is such good bertrum with glasses content on my feed i need to put glasses on him too
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bertrumstrousers · 11 months
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A song that makes you feel angsty about SRU lacie and Bertrum >:)
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I swear I just have allergies I’m not crying because Soil’s “Redefine” has lyrics like
Every time I lose control
You help me, you save me
Every time I lose myself
You find me, redefine me
And every time I hate myself
You love me, forgive me
Every time I lose myself
You find me, redefine me
to make me think about Lacie desperately trying to reverse the ill mental effects of Nathan “helping” Bertrum cope with a world he’s been completely convinced in which he’ll be seen as nothing more than a sideshow attraction.
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bertrumstrousers · 2 years
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You could have picked any character in this story as your favorite and you picked Bertrum?
Of course, how could I say no to this face?
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bertrumstrousers · 11 months
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Alright Giandark, for your ask game, I gotta know, how would you answer 15 for Susie?
TOP FIVE SUSIE PLAYLIST SONGS GOOOOOO
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1. “Animal - Zoo” - Front 242 | For that defiant Susie energy.
It's always the same
It's not easy to keep myself contained
Sit back and relax
How can I when I'm going down in flames?
2. “Headcase” - KMFDM | A long list of threats about how BAD you are and how much you’re gonna BE HURT about it.
A bad movie I've seen before
I read you like a book
I let it slide for long enough
But this time you're not off the hook
3. “Never Yours” - phoenix/NEBULIN | The lyrics don’t fit her exactly but the Malice animatic in my head for this song is lit.
Beat down and broken beyond repair
That’s how I left you lying there
A long distant memory of all the mistakes I have made
4. “I’ll Take The Rain” - R.E.M. | I don’t have very Deep words for this, but this verse just sums up Susie and Joey’s interactions in my heart.
You cling to this
You claim your best
If this is what you're offering
I'll take the rain
5. “The Show Must Go On” - Queen | Just crying on the floor and having a bunch of emotions about Susie’s entire world falling apart.
I'll top the bill
I'll overkill
I have to find the will to carry on
On with the show
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bertrumstrousers · 11 months
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feel free to disregard if you don't have one but I have to ask if you have any songs for 13, since the idea of having songs associated with your Least Favourite Character is a fascinating thought
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I don’t really… have a least favorite… but I DO have a character that I have a really hard time characterizing for some reason and that’s Allison.
I kind of associate this more with BatIM chapter 5 overall, I definitely have strong Allison vibes taking part in the brain animatics that Disturbed’s “I’m Alive” gives me.
Repairing the rift that you have created
I am not alone, brothers, give me your arms now
The bridge also just fills my head with epic slow motion Lost Harbor sword battles too, it’s rad.
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bertrumstrousers · 2 years
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I don’t know how many of these ive done enjoy these Bertrum yells from discord most of them are shipping lmao
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bertrumstrousers · 11 months
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1. A song you really want to make a [show/movie/etc] edit or fan art for Bertrum and 2. A song that makes you feel angsty about Henry (if there is any!)
Oh mAN I could write an ENTIRE ESSAY picking apart how Will Wood’s “Cotard’s Solution” is pure distilled Bertrum energy in song format—I’ve tried quite a few times to do gritty and gory fan art using this song and have done a doodle of it once for Step Right Up AU, but I’d love to sit down and do a full piece…
I’m pointing directly at this lyric as an excerpt from the essay I wrote in my mind about how Bertrum has opted to stay alive in Joey’s hell because he refuses to allow Joey to defeat him in any way.
I don’t wish I could live, but somebody’s got to stay!
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Oh!!! I absolutely have a Henry song, it gives me his story’s vibe from start to finish. Avenged Sevenfold’s “Nightmare”!
It speaks for itself, it’s my absolute favorite to draw him to.
And I know you hear their voices (calling from above)
And I know they may seem real (these signals of love)
But our life's made up of choices (some without appeal)
They took for granted your soul
And it's ours now to steal
As your nightmare comes to life
There’s a TON of other lyrics that fit Henry for me, but that one just aaaaaaa chilling.
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bertrumstrousers · 1 year
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Bertrum has no spacial awareness and a bad memory. He's put his most important stuff in the drawer Most Important and he still lost the papers because he thought he kept them on his desk.
For Lacie, she's a huge fan of sewing (she sews her clothes back together and most of the time makes new ones.)
You pull open the Most Important drawer and Bertrum just goes “…oh. There they are.” but won’t admit he lost them.
Lacie strikes me as a “waste not want not” type, I like this headcanon for her…
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bertrumstrousers · 1 year
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my pfp as Baja Blastrum was drawn by @inkyvendingmachine and my pfp in all my other appearances save for Bosstrum was drawn by @doberart !
also BATDR spoiler below
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as you can see I was BESIDE MYSELF with jOY when shown Bertrum’s BATDR appearance
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bertrumstrousers · 2 years
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HEY Uh yeah listen so just wanted to say that I honestly love your content alot bro, especially with the way draw ya Bertrum. Like he’s just L A R G E, absolutely rotundular, my favorite thing is that how he looks like if he wanted he could just pick up a character and throw them into a nearby wall with barely any effort. it’s just peak character design all around
WAGHDJFH thank you kindly anon!!! As much as I will hold every iteration of Bertrum in my hands like a beautiful gift, i have such a soft spot for Large Bertrum he seems to be so fixated on things being The Most (Insert Adjective) IT MAKES SENSE TO ME THAT HE HIMSELF IS LARGE AND ROTUNDULAR im so glad you share the same sentiment!
Please accept this discord emote I made of Bertrum cramming a steak and lobster into his mouth as thanks 🥹❤️
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bertrumstrousers · 1 year
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I hate to ask this but didn't you draw an image of Sammy with like... Teeth everywhere? I tried looking for it under Sammy Lawrence. I tried looking for it under body horror. What happened to it? Did Tumblr nuke it or did you delete it?
Yes!! I sure did, here’s the link! Putting under a readmore for body horror 🎢
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