#the gc: what the fuck

[disconnected-dragon]

yknow I really didn't think it was possible to make me angrier at JK Rowling but then I found out she wrote a book abt an autistic person being sucked into a cult (that's totally not an analogy for trans people what you talking abt) because they just can't possibly know what's good for them, they need their fathers to come and hire private investigators to get them out of a cult. And in the book autistic people are referred to by the r slur and called "a bit simple".

I didn't think it was possible for me to hate this paternalistic, honeyed head-patting, self-righteous, hate-driven HAG of a woman more than I did but fuck me here we are.

#terfs dont fucking touch #anti gender critical #anti radfem #not to toot my own horn or whatever but when midsommar came out i legit had a 'oh my god is anyone seeing this?' momen #because everyone was talking abt how it was a 'happy ending' for dani like she didnt just get inducted into a violent cult #but heyyyyyyy thats just me what do i know #its not like im the owner of this brain or anything #OBVIOUSLY a british terf that lives in a FUCKING CASTLE and has NEVER MET ME EVER IN HER LIFE knows me better then i know myself :))))))) #anti gc #trans rights #ableism tw #tw ableist language #i hate jk rowling i hate her i hate her i hate her so muchhhhhhh #anti jkr #fuck jkr #had to edit the tags because i realized 'jk rowling' attracted terfs and i dont fucking want that noise #im already fucking angry im not taking being talked down to because im autistic

[petite-phthora]

Of course he’s a fucking space nerd

[DP x DC fic]

[Love at first... murder? - part 3]

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Part 1

Ao3

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Something’s wrong with the Pit.

It takes Jason way too long to notice it.

The Pit’s never really been silent, just a haze of anger that’s always simmering in the back of his mind. And while it’s still not entirely gone, Jason already being convinced that it will never truly go away, something is still… off about it.

Instead of the usual all-consuming rage the Pit makes him feel, mainly directed at the Joker, it feels… calmer. More at peace. Almost…

Content.

While the rage itself is still there, it’s more muted. Like it’s being drowned out by something else. Something that feels like… praise? reverence? admiration?

Jason is unsure what exactly it is that the Pit is making him experience. But he does know who it’s aimed at: the mysterious twink whose murder he still has to cover up.

And that brings Jason back to the corpse in front of him.

If the slightly pointed ears and small fangs the guy possessed hadn’t already pointed towards his hero the dude being a meta of some kind, then the decimation of the Joker with a single punch certainly did it.

And damn, that punch was kinda hot.

Jason shakes his head. If he wants to help the meta dude keep people off his back about the murder, however accidental it might have been and despite the corpse’s identity, then he’s gonna have to get rid of the body first.

And he should probably do something about any cam footage there might be of the incident.

With any luck, the Joker’s escape hasn’t been noticed and announced yet. That should make it easier to cover everything up. Before he does anything though, Jason pauses as he realizes the opportunity he has.

He takes off his helmet, takes out his phone, and crouches down by the corpse.

He takes a selfie.

Jason looks at the picture he took, noting that while he’s not really a keepsakes kinda guy, this one’s definitely gonna be framed, before putting his phone away again. Right, it’s time for him to clean up a clown corpse.

After that, he has to find out who his knight in dirty NASA shirt was.

If not for the promised date, that he is so taking the guy on, then at least to figure out what’s happening with the Pit.

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After getting rid of the body, Jason’s next point on the agenda is research.

All he has on the guy so far is a physical description, a possible meta status, and the information that he has a scholarship at Gotham University.

Jason starts with hacking into the cams in the street where the incident took place. To his surprise, all the cam footage in that area around the time of the incident is corrupted. The visual files are overtaken by static and the audio files aren’t any better.

Huh, convenient.

Well, this is just some more proof for Jason’s meta theory. Though it does mean he can’t use the files to run any facial recognition. Oh, well. He’ll just have to hack into Gotham U’s systems then.

Even though the files are pretty useless, Jason makes sure to wipe them all anyway. Just to be safe.

He also makes sure to wipe his helmet’s footage. Despite how corrupted it is, it’s better to be safe than sorry with the Bats. He’s already lucky Babs hadn’t yet decided to hack into his helmet cam yet that night.

Next, he hacks his way into the Gotham U. systems. He manages to limit his search by only looking for first-year scholarship students and after a while Jason’s pretty sure he found the right guy, judging by the school picture.

Mystery twink’s name is Daniel Fenton. 20 years old, uses he/him pronouns. No registered meta status. His address was recently updated to Gotham City, the old address being a city named Amity Park in Illinois.

He took a gap year after high school and recently won a scholarship at Gotham U. He’s majoring in aerospace engineering and minoring in both astronomy and astrophysics.

Holy shit, he’s a fucking space nerd.

...

Has the Gotham Observatory reopened yet? That might be a good place to take him to while on their date after they’ve had dinner.

Interestingly enough, his ICE contact isn’t a parent or guardian but instead, it’s his older sister. One Jasmine Fenton, who has recently gained a doctorate in psychology, he finds after looking her up as well.

A quick search on Amity Park doesn’t gain him much. Though, after some digging he manages to run into a firewall. A pretty big firewall. That’s protecting anything but the barest of mentions of the city.

Nope, he’s not gonna be dealing with that shit.

Despite not being able to get more on Amity Park itself, Jason does manage to find some social media accounts of some of the city’s residents. One of them being Daniel’s.

But when he tries to take a look at any of the posts, all he gets are errors and endless loading screens. The firewall that’s protecting Amity Park also seems to be protecting all of its residents. Even former residents.

Right. That’s enough of that for today.

One thing Jason does note is that the twink’s preferred name is probably Danny, judging by the account bio.

At this point, Jason’s stuck on whether or not he should try his luck by going to Babs or Tim to see if they can find out more about Danny.

While they might be able to get through his hometown’s firewall, it would be hard to convince either of them to keep any information they find from the Bats if they knew why exactly Jason had taken an interest in the guy in the first place.

Whether that reason was because of the clown murder, the weird happenings with the Pit, or because Jason really wants to take the cute twink out on a date.

Though he could potentially try to bribe Replacement to do it for him, no questions asked, if he brought him some of that ‘Deathwish’ coffee for his services…

But, knowing him, the nosy fucker would probably ask questions anyway, stick his nose into Jason’s business, where it really doesn’t belong, and then proceed to tell the Bats regardless of any threats Jason would have sent his way.

However, on the other hand, Jason’s pretty sure Replacement still owes him a favor.

Hmmm… He’ll keep it in mind as a plan B.

He already managed to gather enough information to take Danny out on that date anyway.

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While in the line to get some flowers for Danny, Jason decides to text the Bats group chat a vague message on how he won’t be patrolling Crime Alley tonight.

He’d rather not be dealing with panicked Bats crashing his date because they thought something was wrong because he hadn’t been seen patrolling, nor checked in with any of them. Or worse, nosy Bats stalking him and his date to see if he’s ‘worthy’ or some shit.

And if Jason texted them right after the announcement of the Joker being gone from Arkham was finally made?

Well, then that’s their problem, Jason resolutely decides, already reveling in the chaos as he mutes the chat and turns his phone off for good measure.

After paying for the flowers, and trying not to intimidate the shopkeeper because he’s in his Red Hood gear, Jason makes his way back to his motorcycle outside. After double-checking Danny’s address, he takes off.

Time to take the twink out on a date.

#dp x dc #dp x dc fic #dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc crossover #jason after seeing dannys nasa shirt and what he's studying: of course i fell for a fucking space nerd #and also #the news: the joker has escapaed arkham again!!! #jason in the batfam gc: due to personal reasons i will not be patrolling crime alley tonight #jason: dont come after me #jason: *mutes gc and turns off phone* #the batfam: fuck. #dead on main #dead on main ship

[sovaharbor]

COMPUTER, ENHANCE.

reyna, ily. neon bullying phoenix is so real. cypher canonically using that smirk emoji, i have no comment. phoenix is abt to lose his shit

also love how reyna neon and phoenix all have those cute chibi icons (who on base drew them, btw) and then cypher's just cypher

#he said NO. I WILL USE THE SMIRK EMOJI UNIRONICALLY LIKE AN OLD MAN BUT I DRAW THE LINE AT A CUTE LITTLE ICON. #valorant #i also REALLY love how canonically all the agents just sit around GOSSIPING about the newest recruit. like that is SO fucking funny to me. #imagine rolling up and everyones just like hey :) weve been talking about you for a literal month now :) #and you just have to stand there like oh. um. ok. thats cool i guess. what did you- #and everyone refuses to elaborate. you dont get added into the GC until enough conversation has passed so u cant scroll up

[why-the-heck-not]

I miss my dear sweet buddy python that u can just sort of fuck around & find out. With C++ it’s fuck around & …

…”so u have chosen DEATH??”

#funnily enough my problem isn’t exactly with C++ currently #it’s this fuckin incomprehensible assignment instruction #even I don’t know what I’m supposed to be doing so how can I tell my poor old computer exactly what to do #istg surprisingly big chunk of coding is trying to figure out what the fuck it is that ppl want from you I hate this sometimes #like why the fuck can’t u just make it clear what we’re supposed to do this is stupid enough as is #’’time how long it takes’’ how long WHAT takes ????????? #ppl have been in the course gc asking but guess!! guess!!!!! if they gave a clear answer #’’time it so u can answer the questions’’ motherfuckerrrr i dont know what u want me to answer to bc idk what functionality u want like fUc #but like some ppl have gotten it so maybe I’m just dumb !! :) #very probable I fucking don’t get it #april 2024 #2024

[donghuamuqing]

Pictures mike takes when he lets possessed will out for his daily walk around the lab facilities

#my post #noahs fucking FACE #little cryptid ❤️ #mike to the gc: haha heyyyy guys hows it going #max: what the FUCK is THAT #byler

[lethalhoopla]

The new trailer has injected hype straight into my veins (rip everyone who is tired of Varric narrating trailers feat. Solas, but I'm a sucker for both) and the art is just gorgeous as always so I took screencaps - figured I'd share in case anyone else wanted them!

#dragon age #dragon age: dreadwolf #da:d #da4 #solas #i'd tag varric but he's not *pictured* lol so #i went off in the tags of the cinematic i reblogged earlier but for REAL there's a lot of little things in this trailer that are new!! #i mean i'm not surprised it's not an 'official' game trailer lol they're almost certainly saving that for game awards this week #but- the symbolism with the 7 evanuris outside the circle rim (theorized previously but now confirmed & with symbols!) #the way the golden city turned black (also dope skull) - its been theorized that the gc/bc was elven related but!! this is a BIG lead #plus ppl have been noting it almost looks like there's a ship sailing away from the gc before it turns black/as it does so #in those swirling black patterns that 'root' out before the image changes- #so!! new theories re maybe the evanuris/remaining elves fled the gc? after corrupting it??? or otherwise Fucking Around and Finding Out #plus the final one! with solas and the er- bomb/spell to destroy the veil - the 4 (but possibly 5 it looks like ones clipped out) #semicircles representing the evanuris - and more importantly... the archdemons probably - bc 5 defeated archdemons.... out of ostensibly 7- #5 evanuris down (or more terrifyingly: 5 of their 'locks'?) (or or- 5 of their simply leaked Bad Vibes in Dragon Form) out of 7 #somehow tying into this spell...? #solas (if ogb was a thing in ur playthrough) not only has mythal's energy but ogb's.... so many unanswered questions and loose threads #i and every other Lore Nerd are desperately trying to figure out what can be braided together with any reasonable effect lmao #regardless - gorgeous art is gorgeous hello new desktop bg

[definitelynotshouting]

I managed to make a friend just from being a massive fan of this fic 😭😭😭 we r both so normal about i swearr

HELLO?????? HELP THATS CRAZY /POS OMG

#shouting speaks #asks #hunger au #compliments #HI?!?!?!? #MAN. EVERY DAY I WISH I COULD PEEP INTO YALLS DIFFERENT GCS AND SERVERS I DESPERATELY WANNA KNOW HOW PPL TALK ABT MY FIC #THIS IS CRAZYSAUCE /POS IM GENUINELY SO FUCKING HAPPY MY FIC HAS MADE PEOPLE FRIENDS WHAT DA HEEEEEELLL #txt

[dayas]

percy saying annabeth hugging him didn’t have to be a big deal, percy saying he and annabeth should see a movie together post quest and that doesn’t even COVER the deeper stuff should i just FALL TO MY KNEES??????????

#i keep spamming the gc so i figure let’s just dump my thoughts on my own blog too djsjsjsnsnsns #I WILL BE BOTHERING EVERYBODY I KNOW AND I WILL NOT BE SHUTTING UP ABOUT THIS!!!!! EVER!!!!!! EVER IN LIFE!!!!! #but seriously what the fuck #JSJSJSJSNSJNSSNSJNS #like who gave him permission to get bold like this!!!! that is a CHILD!!!! #and annabeth’s reaction she was NOT stressing his ass AT ALLLLL LMFAOOOOOOO #pjo spoilers #percy jackson spoilers #pjo tv spoilers #pjo tv #percabeth #k chats #k watches #percy tuesdays #giving leah and walker their TENS thank you for EVERYTHING YOU’VE DONE

[gay-jewish-bucky]

im guessing you aren't an autistic jew, if you were that would be an inter-community discussion. you're just using autistic jews as a bargaining chip to win an argument which is antisemitic and ableist. jews are not your tokens to get an antisemitism pass.

as an autist, autism is not a free pass to platform any kind of bigotry, especially roleplaying slaughtering your own people the same way your ancestors were slaughtered, blood libel.

if your special interest is harmful to others, especially to marginalized groups (even if you're a part of that group), that's something you have a duty to work on and move on from, even if it's hard, because that is literally the bare fucking minimum, your satisfaction is not more important than people who will be hurt directly because of the views this game endorses.

also, this is an unfair hypothetical, so i'll give one back to you as someone who is also trans: if a autistic trans person had a special interest that involves them platforming and forcing transmedicalist views on other trans people who do not fit their narrow view of transness, would they sill be engaging in transphobia? yes, without question they would be engaging in transphobia.

reminder: you can belong to a marginalized group and contribute to harm against that group

no one is holding your hands behind your back to keep you from playing this game, you have the right to play it, but you have to live with the fact that the jew-murdering sim is antisemitic.

#tw antisemitism #antisemitism tw #jumblr #jewish #judaism #to quote my gc #you sound like the people on reddit saying “but what if my terminally ill child wants to say a slur for their make-a-wish” #antisemitism #fuck jkr

[reesespenisbutercups]

lord i hate tiktok marauders fans learn what fandom is pleeeaaase😭😭😭😭

#no bc i saw someone send death threats to a girl for using she/her for sirius #like it’s not that deep #please pretty pleeaaase stop being so fucking annoying #there is a 286 reply comment thread about someone saying they gc sirius as genderfluid #let us live!!!!! #sirius is literally dead!! #someone said it’s homophobic to call sirius a she or make them genderfluid #girl what???? #don’t care what sirius is!!! #because sirius is fictional!!!! #the marauders #marauders #wolfstar #jegulus #sirius black #james potter #remus lupin #dead gay wizards #regulus black #starchaser #the marauders fandom #marauders fandom #the marauders era #marauders era

[yumeyumeappleo]

i thhink shes silly

#leo talks shit #woah i just checked the gc and the person i jokingly date #just sent a pic of some random person #s #private area #ive seen. so much shit today what the fuck #OH MY GOD IT WASNT IN THE GC IT WAS DIRACT DMS #WHATTHEFUCK #HELP ME

[oatbugs]

lmao looking at her insta highlights was a mistake

#i feel worse WHY DOES SHE HAVE TONED MUSCLES UGHHH #also my confidence has gone down a tiny bit bc why is she hanging out w all these cool ppl #how is this girl simultaneously a lawyer and also has her social life on max like give me a break #thered a photo of her walking around in heaven either before closing or after opening shes sooo #HOWEVER. i just had a call w her yesterday that made me realise my idea of romance is more romantic than her idea of romance #but also that she doesnt want to do smth super romancey on a 3rd date which according to my friends is fair but according to my heart #it is not. like why are u on a date if u dont wanna do anything romancey at that point just hang out w friends #odd of her to say that too considering our first two dated were quite romantic . anyway #yo this cafe is playing persian music nice. anyway yh #also she makes being middle eastern so gay yk the goodbye fake cheek kiss thing we do . where u like . kiss the air on the sides of the #persons face when ur saying goodbye. ygwim . yeah she doesnt do the fake air kisses she gives u two tender kisses like . anyway #i discussed the stuff she does w my friend and like why r her words so aloof and her actions so...not . and my friends reaction was #basically this is fuckboy behaviour. apparently he used to do that to girls ?? like tell them he rly liked them #and be all charming and romantic even tho he rly wasnt invested at all and he mostly wanted to hook up. like ok #im gonna kill myself then. why would u stroke my hair w my head on ur LAP THEN. WHAT IF SHE TURNS AROUND AND IS LIKE #oops it was nothing #....ill kms actually. no i womt. but anyway #also got added to the gc w the other lecturers givjng talks on the 6th so its getting more real #my friend was like did u do the script yet :))) . almost died shes so scary i love her . but . fuck two exams . crush. talk. ucl cambrdige #three conferences aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA im so anxious i dont even feel anything atp #......I HAVE NO MONEY!!! TO TOP IT OFF #my crush and i are both iranian (aka born w extremely expensive taste woven into our genes) but i wanna like #treat her w the entire 2 quid in my bank account ig ♡♡♡ #crushposting

[dykefaggotry]

hey guys if I stop posting it's bc I will have landed myself in prison bc my neighbor won't stop being an absolute cunt about the thermostat 💖

#I hate this whiny ass baby man I fucking s2g #hes the only cis person in this 4 unit house and I'm about to start hacking him with sticks #he's so. fucking annoying. #complaining here and in the gc lest I lose my mind on him in the house text thread #hatred 💖 #like whine some more alexander. see what happens. #WHACKING. NOT HACKING. thanks autocorrect for making me sound more sinister than I intended 😭 #feeling enough violence to whack but NOT! to hack

[pinklume]

Tbh being accused of stalking someone just bc I saw things other people reblogged onto MY dash and through ppl sending me stuff bc we agree on the same things was not on my 2023 bingo. How bout we stop the jerking off and ego and not do that again how about that

#put that in the gc #god I don’t give a fuck anymore #as if I’d stalk anyone that’s not a hot fucking dyke #I know what y’all are saying in those chats anyway #‘oh someone’s angry’ yes I am you pissed me the fuck off #pathetic

[bobzora]

finally beat the first kingdom in p5t the other day and it was truly flabbergasting the way marie fuckin. dissolved. and morgana was like well that shouldn't have caused a mental shutdown... but i don't know for sure! and then moved on. LIKE HUH. WHY ARE NONE OF THE THIEVES. ACKNOWLEDGING THIS. LMAO?

#bobtalk #p5tposting #p5t spoilers #i guess. for the first dungeon. lol #its like well if it was akc i'd understand but it's whiplash because over and over the thieves are normally like #well....this palace Looks bad. but we should scope out how things are in the real world before we take action! they're generally cautious #and they're stuck here so obviously that's not an option right. like they were going to fight marie eventually no matter what #but they're like *shrugs* about any potential real world consequences to girlie disappearing like that it's really...weird? #i mean. even with kamoshida they only went through with trying to steal his heart because they were desperate and willing to risk him dying #bc they didn't know for sure bc they were new to this but it was better than the alternative. etc. iirc at least. #i'm aware this is a silly spin off this is just. really funny to me? unusual? that the game is like. 'don't even worry about it <3' #like guys i think you might've just killed a woman <- i know she's going to be fine. because they wouldn't do that. but LMAO can u IMAGINE #(anyway barelyyy started the second kingdom (as in. we made it to the first battle and haven't started). are all the rulers just going to b #ppl toshiro has beef with personally. because that's really fucking funny if so. his whole GC hates his ass!)

[catmanbowser]

bff shared a cosplay pic and the worst realization just hit me like a brick.

#fuck me. i got the fattest crush on her since 11th grade and i thought i've moved on. #im so fucked. #im royally fucked. what the fuck do i do. like bro. snatch my ability to speak #gorgeous 11/10 #i feel like an idiot trying to write a compliment. im fumbling so fucking bad bro what the hell #i used to be so nonchalant in the gc. this is stupid. she got a bf too. #sorry to whoever see this. im just having a moment.