Dirk: The great wall of china wasn’t built in a day
Roxy: yeahg but i rolled this joint in 30 secssns :3
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Love the extremely hinged behavior of people responding to my posts like "Pillow princesses are BAD and I DO NOT want to have sex with them!!!!"
Feels like a stranger slamming their hands against my kitchen window and shouting "I don't want to eat that!" Like... Girl... I'm about to get you for trespassing. Git before I call your mama and tell her to take away your cocomelon tablet or whatevr
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I don't normally like posting MCYT stuff because the fandom both scares me and also tend to engage with it in a way I don't. Not hate or to yuck anyone's yum if that's your thing, it's just not normally how I engage with SMPs at least not the stuff from the dream influenced side.
But I will say as someone who's been watching Lizzie and Joel for basically as long as I've had a YouTube account, (they were both some of the first channels I ever subbed to and the original Shadowcraft was like the first every long form YouTube content I ever watched) and who has Joel screaming Lizzies name in terror shock and awe at the insanity of her antics as a deeper core memory than my mother's voice, the exchange with Grian in the the most recent episodes of secret life of:
"I thought you two were married"
"that doesn't mean we have to be nice to each other"
did make me cackle. They're dynamic is iconic and I love them both dearly
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Hey, um. bad news, guys, the fairies are all dead. the ones who came to restore the order of the eldritch deities who rule over the neverending hellscape we call life? yeah, those ones. a few got iced by a cat throwing daggers and then the rest kinda just got punted into the ether to be consumed by the very fabric of the universe. they're all gone now, even the sexy ones with the thigh slits and top hats. the last chick moonwalked into oblivion. sorry.
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crying screaming remembering Jack literally just wants to be loved and accepted and wanted and needed wow that’s so fun and awesome. Like he’s literally just some kid who wants to belong somewhere and be nice and silly and help people and have friends and make his dead mom proud. Andrew dabb and Steve hockey when I catch you andrew and Steve . When I catch youuuuu
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the thing about being a wanderer main is that there are definitely wanderer-less ways to get to certain high altitude points but you'll only find them after you brute forced your way up there with him
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This au of princess Luz au is horrifying! But in the immediate aftermath of Belos dying (I refuse to think about a different outcome), I wonder if in a certain way things actually better specifically for Amity? Like having a much deeper understanding of Luz, and obviously having fully proven to herself (and to Hunter) how much Hunter is important to her?
amity would CERTAINLY have a much better understanding of luz and conscious appreciation for hunter. i am pretty soft for the mental image of amity meeting up with hunter again and just Throwing her arms around him and hunter being like [secretly very pleased] What Are You Doing. What Is This .
similarly she'd have a much higher level of trust in luz's good intentions, at least assuming some of the worst possible things don't happen in this timeline. in the main timeline, she already has this quiet sort of understanding of luz, bc she suspects belos was abusive even if she never actually saw it. but seeing exactly what's at stake here and exactly why luz did what she did would be..... Enlightening.
luz would just need to play belos well enough to avoid any uh. grimwalker amity horror. bc belos knowing that luz """wants""" a grimwalker of amity, and luz knowing that she could ask amity to cut off one of her own fingers to keep belos from just straight-up killing her......
well. that would. suck. for everyone.
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me after pulling Jaye and seeing that Hoshiguma was the one who recommended him to Rhodes Island: oh haha that's kinda funny
me after learning more about Hoshiguma: oh no she just wants to protect the friends she has left.........
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who do you think would be the last one standing in lookism -🍬
definitely Samuel that cockroach never dies 😭
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