#the future Christ

[amity-png]

it's that time of night where i draw dumb jokes

#the owl house #toh #toh spoilers #for the future #edric blight #amity blight #luz noceda #my IMMEDIATE thought after seeing edric was this #jesus christ that made me cackle i had to literally pause the episode because i was laughing too hard #this isnt even going in my art tag

[cherrytraveller]

all i wanted to do was do a warm-up...

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#rottmnt #rottmnt movie #future leo #hamato leonardo #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #odd man out #mnmc #mutant ninja midlife crisis #trial and error #we'll meet again soon #peepaw multiverse #digital art #digital sketch #clip studio paint #travellerdraws #jesus christ this crossover keeps growing #but its so much fun tbh KJSDBDKB #sometimes i just wanna make em silly #and not think about their mountain of trauma KJHBDBJKBKJ #also sorry for not tagging you all properly #i dont wanna clog up anyones notifs rip

[fishing-lesbian-catgirl]

I don’t know if there’s anything as explicitly horny In Arknights as Pudding’s operator record tbh

#yes I’ve seen Whislash’s E2 art and Sideroca’s beach outfit #but reading that Closure wanted ‘someone who could adapt to her numerous wild fantasies and make them happen with her’ #and then reading that Pudding often sleeps in a tent in Closure’s workspace #and reading ‘Closure seems to love giving pudding a little ‘extra’ work to complete’ #or ‘Closure seems to have a particular eye for Pudding calling her to serve as her assistant on all manner of experiments’ #or ‘Who knows if Closure sees something special in Pudding. She may be grooming her for bigger responsibilities in the future’ #like Jesus Christ Closure I know Pudding is oblivious but you’ve got to tell her

[cowardlybean]

#Rain world #rainworld #slugcat #rain world downpour #rivulet #rivulet rain world #Rw #five pebbles #looks to the moon #big sis moon #rain world five pebbles #rain world lttm #christ how many goddamn tags are there #cowardly draws #still thinking about what to base my future rivulet design off of #so far it’s otters (bc I watch them for hours at work) sea slugs (duh) and salamander larvae #Yeah anyway #really falling into the multifandom blog status

[bg3-npc]

Extremely conflicted every time I see a response to the mistreatment of Wyll along the lines of "omg I didn't know this!?!"

Because like, I'm not about to scope out every blog that says this. I'm not about to see how deep they are in the game or if they're an outsider voicing support. However, one can assume if they're talking about BG3 related issues, they probably play and/or enjoy the game.

So seeing support and mutual anger is good! I'm glad you're now aware of these issues, hopefully you'll continue that awareness and continue to offer support! However.....

Why do so many of you have 0 knowledge of ANY of this? These issues become clear upon interacting with Wyll in any capacity. From just general approval, to romancing him, to playing his origin, all of this is obvious. Even more so when you interact with others along with Wyll. So for so many to have no idea about any of this, you have to have not interacted with Wyll at ALL.

For as important as Wyll should be to the story and game objective, you can easily play the entirety of it without Wyll. You have to be interested in him and be willing to initiate his story. Which means a majority of you just...haven't.

A majority of you have had no interest in the only black companion. You've had no desire to learn more about him, or have him in your party. While you can play without him, he is still vital to the story and you miss out on a lot by bypassing him. Yet many of you have been perfectly cool with that because of superficial reasons that are just excuses to be uncaring of a black protagonist.

Astarion doesn't matter to the story. Full stop. His story and quest is practically self contained and has nothing to do with the main objective. You lose nothing by not having him in your party. Yet so many of you have sought him out. Many of you have done little but interact with him alone. Many of you bought the game not because it appealed to you, but because Astarion was there. This shitty white dude with nothing to add to the game got you to spend money, but you're surprised to learn the single black protagonist has gotten fucked over?

I need all of you to be fucking for real with yourself. Think of something and someone besides yourself and consider why awful white men are the only people you're ever drawn towards.

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #astarion acunin #wyll ravengard #bg3 fandom critical #baldur's gate 3 critical #larian critical #I'm just so tired #and it's all so plain as day #just admit you have biased preferences #based in racism #and do better in the future #that's literally all you gotta do #fucking christ #mine

[spreadingword]

Jeremiah 29:11

#christian broadcasting network #christian faith #christian living #christianity #god #jesus christ #bible #bible verse #biblical scripture #faith #hope #future

[stinkythehutt]

also. something about palpatine being so adept at seeing into the future that all of his successes feel completely joyless by the time he achieves them because he’s just going through the motions… how fucked up and nihilistic and brutal that would make you…

#teddy talks #anakin is like the opposite of this bc he’s tortured by his future failures #so he lives in constant terror and denial #whereas palpatine is lowkey tortured in a different way though he’d never ever label it as such #but the boredom of it all. the inescapability… #in a sense of course you would long for ultimate power over the force. because you would feel so much just like a meaningless vehicle #of its will otherwise #and anakin would be a PERFECT toy for someone like that. because he is so bewildered. he’s easy to tangle up in knots #i’m just doing some character Thinking #but yeah. of course one in palpatines position might hate the force and feel a need to lash out and dominate it #and he manages his own repressed bewilderment by manufacturing it in anakin to an extreme degree #but. importantly. while also having complete control over the machinations of anakin’s experience #and by crushing the force and all knowledge of it #CHRIST i’m back sorry but all the stuff he does to extend his life. he obviously is terrified of death #and rather than face it he just creates My Apprentice: The Guy Super Fucked Up About People Dying #to punish somebody else for his own horror…. it’s giving projective identification. not to bring freud into this

[recycled-colouring-pencils]

there are so many things im not normal about in this finale but i think the thing thats making me the most feral is grians 'she's dead scar' 'you won' in chat, i am chewing and clawing and biting and-

#trafficblr #secret life #life series smp #traffic smp #traffic series #goodtimeswithscar #secret life smp #secret life spoilers #life series #life smp #secret life finale #jesus fucking christ that finale. #i just wanna say that gems pov was an absolute *treat* to watch for all sessions and a. i really hope they bring her back for any future- #-seasons (although id understand if she chose not to come back) #and b. you should go watch them but especially her final episode the intro me goosebumps in the THE most /pos way possible holy shit #i think this might be one of my favourite seasons ngl

[skyberia]

i would like to take a moment to describe something that happens in the moralist route that drives me absolutely insane, for the sake of the people who've played through DE but cannot be bothered to be a centrist, just so you can... idk, inherit my brainrot (endgame spoilers ahead):

in the moralist route, the event quest you get for it is one where you get soona (or noid? potentially?) to help you turn the statue at the roundabout into a huge antenna to contact the moralintern airship that's flying above revachol, in order to tell them about the upcoming civil war in martinaise and/or the 2mm pale hole in the church and so on.

while you're trying to establish communications, you run into a lot of radio interference. it's a lot of people speaking in different languages, number stations, and so on, but then all of a sudden, you hear kim's voice.

"it's cold now..." he says. "... someone's been maintaining it, the wiring has been repaired..."

when you turn to look at him, kim's just as confused as you are. he insists he hasn't said anything, he doesn't know where that's coming from. it sure SOUNDS like him, but how can it be him when he's right there next to you?

soona cuts in and explains, this is just some pale interference. entroponetic crosstalk, it happens. "a particularly eerie speciment, but still just a harmless piece of the past returning to surface." and kim's like "right, i just wish i could remember what i was talking about..." that mystery solved, you resume your mission and continue trying to contact the airship.

but then, much, much later, after the tribunal, when you arrive at the island, you both walk into the seafort to find a generator. kim places his hand on it to check for warmth and then announces to you:

"it's cold now, but someone's been maintaining it. the wiring has been repaired."

neither of you acknowledge it out loud. there's no time, you have to question the suspect, you have to close the case, you have to move on. but still, inland empire reminds you, haven't you heard that before?

(and if kim doesn't make it to the island somehow, if he gets shot during the tribunal and you end up taking cuno with you, he's the one who checks the generator instead. "this shit's cold," he says. and inland empire Immediately senses that something's wrong.

"'It's cold now,' he was supposed to say. 'But someone has been maintaining it. The wiring has been repaired'..."

"But he's not here to say it. Something *else* got in the way. Events *intervened*...")

#disco elysium spoilers #de #just take one of the more mundane lines in the game & turn them into a fucking spectacle why won't you. Jesus christ #''yeah the pale contains information from the past'' And also the future. and alternate universes #but how would anyone even figure that out? how do you even verify that? haha. help #this is skipping over a lot of details btw. this is just the general gist of it. you should play the moralist quest if you have the chance #i think this counts as a halloween post. appropriately spooky shit i feel

[r0b0t1me]

oops! all donnies

#my art #rottmnt #rottmnt movie #bad future #these r all messy and weird and moody my brain was not #having it today lol #ft. mikey because there cant be donnie without mikey #oh and leo i forgot he was there LOL #I FORGOT THE SCAR ON HIS FACE IN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE. CHRIST.

[cypher05]

so about that eclipse. huh.

#VALORANT #valorant cypher #valorant omen #valorant fanart #cypher valorant #omen valorant #cyphmen #shadowwire #cypher #omen #valorant art #cypher x omen #GOD THIS TOOK WAY TOO FUCKING LONG #the only finished work ive had in months and its fucking shadowwire fanart #what kind of hell is this #popping back in to remind myself i am in fact an artist #i made this damn account for art not silly doodles #first actual actual art and its. christ there is something wrong with me #i will promptly disappear into the shadows and never return #honestly cannot describe it but finishing this is like. #encouraging and inspiring to get back into writing #may or may not do that in the future #ive wanted to write valorant fics before but ive never had the bravery or motivation to do so yet #shadowire

[tabernacleheart]

Sinners are more severe to sinners than good men are; when a man’s own conscience is lashing him, he will assume a sterner aspect towards the same, or any other sin, in another person. The holier a person grows, the more tender and the more sympathetic he is with [sinners. Like] Christ, [his] desire all along [is] to bring [the sinner] into a state of salvation. [For] as a necessary step to salvation, [Christ] desired to convince [us] all of sin, [but] to save [each man's] soul was evidently our Lord's one thought.

Rev. James Vaughan

#Rev. James Vaughan #Mercy #Sin #forgiveness #Imitate Christ #humility #holiness #Gentleness #Hope #every saint has a past and every sinner has a future #do unto others as you would have then do unto you #love your enemies

[propalahramota]

Why don't you ENJOY a war? 🙃

#The audacity #the entitlement #Not ever having experienced or ever having to experience in the future anything resembling an armed conflict #And telling a person from a country that was invaded to enjoy it #And on linkedin???? #Jessica f christ

[whereismyhat5678]

Okay. I watched Spooky Month 6 and I loved it! I truly did!

…..But god…it’s gonna eat at me alive if I don’t say anything about Pump.

I feel bad for Pump…and Susie- I truly do!

Which is why I have to rant, about how much I HATE their parents!

(Spoiler warning at the bottom, oh and I swear a lot too-)

You may not hear how angry I get but god damnit was I fucking angry at Pump’s parents each time they were mentioned.

It hit me the moment Pump ran to the phone immediately thinking it was his parents calling but got sad only realizing it was just Skid’s mom. And I can say with certainty that he WAITS for the day they call him. Remember the 4th ep where he said, and I quote: “Call them, they never answer!” so NONCHALANTLY.

Not only that but his Grandpa even looks back to him and you could clearly see, the GUILT on his face. That man does not only feel bad but I KNOW he feels guilty for their absence. HE has to take care of them, HE has to practically raise them now because their parents can’t come home. And HE had to fake bringing Pump a toy saying it was from his parents when in actuality HE was the one that bought it for him!!

I’m sorry- WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?? What do you mean Grandpa has to literally fake bringing him a gift from his parents?? What do you mean they never fucking call them??? I’m usually not one to get so angry BUT THIS HAS ME ENRAGED.

What type of low-life down right shameful parents can’t contact their own fucking kid??? No matter how busy they are, no matter if they can’t visit them- because you know what? I would’ve given them a pass if their work was the reason why they couldn’t come home which probably still is the case- I won’t blame you! Some people just gotta travel for work!…BUT YOU’RE TELLING ME THEY CAN’T SPARE ONE FUCKING SECOND TO CALL THEIR CHILDREN??? Let alone they’re what- 6YEAR OLD KID??? (I think that’s Pump’s age-)

You’re telling me they can’t even send them a letter?? Not even one fucking letter??- Just letting their children know that they still give a fuck about them- THEY CAN’T EVEN DO THAT??

And don’t even get me STARTED on how they make Pump feel- HE FEELS LIKE A BURDEN?!?! A CHILD AT HIS AGE SHOULD NEVER- AND I MEAN ABSOLUTELY NEVER FEEL LIKE A GODDAMN BURDEN (same thing does to Skid!)!!!

CALL. AT THE LEAST CALL YOUR FUCKING CHILD!!! Show them that you still care!- SHOW HIM THAT YOU STILL LOVE HIM!!!

It fucking infuriates me…

Listen, I get it…If you gotta work and travel fine!- Do it!….But you can’t just do that without consoling your children!! At least tell them- message them- at least show that you CARE. What type of dipshit parents just ignore their children like that??…

Listen, I might be getting it wrong so go ahead, explain and I mean THOROUGHLY explain why Pump and Susie’s parents aren’t bad. Because to me, this is the shittiest move you can make to your own children.

The Grandpa cares more about them. HE takes care of them. If that doesn’t show how fucked up their situation is I don’t know what is. Never be like Pump’s parents. Do better. And shame on you if you are.

Thank you.

#Spooky Month #Spoiler Warning for Episode 6 #I know I don’t talk about Spooky Month but I had to get my two cents in #I’m sorry if I’m more aggressive than usual but JESUS CHRIST does this have me wanting to just yell at them. #If anyone were to tell me you make your kid feel like a burden. I’m punching you in the face #I’m not joking. I want to be a future parent. AND CATCH ME TREATING MY KID LIKE THAT- #I want to treat them with utmost love and respect imaginable #I am so. SO fucking mad at Pump and Susie’s parents #For god sakes. Be fucking better..

[soupforsoup]

I wish I could explain to you all my reaction watching the two doctors for the first time, pausing the episode and jokingly going "I bet one of the first things Two says when he wakes up is about Jamie like "where am I? What have you done with Jamie?" Something like that heeheehee wouldn't that be funny" only to unpause and the FIRST WORD out this mf's mouth was a breathy "...jamie..." I screeched and choked on my own spit

#don't even get me started on them saying each other's names when they reunited like christ get a ROOM #in the perfect world that is my mind jamie gave six a little smooch before they left as well #I'm sorry peri your doctor is useless for the forseeable future he got kissed by his old boyfriend and he's a mess about it #the two doctors #jamie mcrimmon #second doctor #sixth doctor #2nd doctor #6th doctor #classic who

[that-one-raccoon]

M&m comic i made last night right before Coil updated- ft. Blaise and Dazai

#to the people on my blog #i can and will be fixating on this for the forseeable future. #you have been warned #my art #that-one-raccoon’s art #mini comic #anyways thoughts on the new chapter? #i loved it a lot #but JESUS CHRIST pansy is such a little bitch #magic and mystery #coil #m&m dazai #m&m blaise #fanfic au #ao3