(All 5 of the original Robins meeting thanks to the Flash family fucking with the timeless/multiverse again)
Jason (As Robin 2): Wait a fuckin' minute, I *die*!?
Tim (As Robin 3): Yes, that is correct.
Dick (As Robin 1): I'm still stuck on the fact that not only do I get fired, but four more Robins come after me. And that this eleven-year-old stalked both me and you for years!
Tim (R3): I'm 13, almost 14.
Steph (As Robin 4): I'm only around for a few months? Why?
Damian (As Robin 5): You initiated a protocol that Batman was meant to be around for without telling him. You then caused a gang war, Black Mask discovered your identity, he kidnapped you, tortured you, then assumedly killed you. Dr. Thompkins in actuality faked your death and after a while you returned. Then you started dating Drake.
Tim (R3): Is that part really important to mention?
Jason (R2): Yes, now, how the hell do I die, Replacement?
Tim (R3): Joker beats you with a crowbar then blows you up in a warehouse in Ethiopia.
Jason (R2): And... And B doesn't kill him?
Damian (R5): No. But Grayson does.
Dick (R1): I what now!?
Steph (R4): Don't worry, the B-Man brings him back to life shortly after.
Jason (R2): He does fuckin' WHAT!!??
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baby seasons change, but people don't. or whatever that guy from fall out boy said
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im sorry but how is klaus in the most tragic character tournament but not five?? when five is like.. the tragic character of all time?? he was alone at the end of the world for decades?? he watched his family die multiple times??? he wants nothing more than to be with his family but they keep separating???? he keeps going through hell just for things to never work out?????? HOW IS FIVE NOT THERE
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All my girlies hate that one episode of Supernatural in which John came back to life.
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GOD REST MY SOUL I MISS WHO I USED TO BD THE TOMB WONT CLOSE STAINED GLASS WINDOWS IN MY MIND I REGRET YOU ALL THE TIME!!!!! I CANT LET THIS GO I FIGHT WITH YOU IN MY SLEEP THE WOUND WONT CLOSE I KEEP ON WAITING FOR A SIGN I REGRET YOU ALL THE TIME!!!!!! IF CLARITY'S IN DEATH THEN WHY WONT THIS DIEEE????? YEARS OF TEARING DOWN OUT BANNERS YOU AND I LIVING FOR THE THRILL OF HITTING YOU WHERE IT HUUUUUURTS GIVE ME BACK MY GIRLHOOD IT WAS MINE FIIIIIIIRST!!!!!!!!!
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The aura of మౌతి పుగొల్తి రల్తు cannot be overstated (might have fucked up spelling but it reads muthee pugoalthe raulthu) and it translates roughly to "I slap your mouth so hard teeth come out/ it shatters"
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btw neighbour’s kid I last met 10 years ago when we both gushed about bbc sherlock ran into me today in the hall. she’s visiting from the US and has a one year old daughter.
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