#the fellowship of the ring incorrect quotes
Gimli: If you think about it, "It's Raining Men" and "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" could be about the same event but from different perspectives.
Aragorn: Gimli, I'm begging you to stop--
Legolas: Let him finish.
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Gandalf: I am, as the kids say, awake.
Merry: You mean woke?
Gandalf: Yes, but that is grammatically incorrect.
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Frodo: Sam always asks where is Smeagol.
Frodo: but he never asks how is Smeagol.
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Interviewer: Describe yourself.
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Pippin, t-posing in the doorway: Greetings, parental figure.
Gandalf, not looking up from his book: Good morning, problem child.
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Aragorn: And so concludes this year’s secret santa drawing. Just a quick reminder of the rules: 40 coin limit, no perishable items, and no wild animals.
Merry: Oh Aragorn, I would like a 40 coin gift certificate to any restaurant that serves nachos.
Aragorn: I don't have you Merry.
Merry: Not only do I know that you do indeed have me, but I also know who everyone else has.
Legolas: That’s not possible.
Merry: Perhaps not for an ordinary person such as yourself, Legolas. But for the brilliant mind of Meriadoc Sherlock Brandybuck, I legally changed my name, it's quite simply elementary.
Merry: For you see, Sam made a face like he won the lottery, which means he has Frodo.
Merry: Frodo has Legolas. His eyes keep shifting over to his bow.
Frodo: No they don’t!
Merry: Legolas looked terrified, which means he has Pippin.
Merry: Gimli didn't draw a name, nor did he put one in. He doesn't wanna participate.
Gimli: For obvious reasons
Merry: Pippin has Boromir. He’s holding his paper inside out.
Merry: Boromir moves his mouth when he reads and he clearly said Aragorn.
Pippin: Oh he’s good.
Merry: And I have Sam, which meansAragorn has me. I’ll be taking that gift certificate. Dude loves nachos.
Aragorn: Should we draw names again and leave Merry out?
Merry: No! Sherlock wants presents!
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Éomer: So, you're basically the therapist for, like, the entire Fellowship?
Aragorn: Pretty much, yeah.
Éomer: Who's your therapist, then?
Aragorn, holding up a small pebble: I talk to this rock sometimes.
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Frodo: Can someone hire a hitman to kill me, please?
Sam: How about I just be a hugman who hugs you.
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Galadriel: How are you managing to keep the Fellowship together since you lost Mithrandir?
Aragorn: I'm not. This morning Gimli called me from the other room and when I walked in Legolas shot me with a toy bow.
Aragorn: Then Merry and Pippin tackled Boromir. It was chaos.
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I don’t give a shit about your star sign. That tells me nothing about your personality.
Which of the Fellowship do you most identify with? That tells me EVERYTHING.
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Pippin: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Gandalf: You’re a hazard to society
Merry: And a coward. Do twenty.
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Lord of the Rings characters as vines
Pippin and Merry: I love Lembas bread. Lembas bread is my life.
Aragorn listenIng to sad songs on the journey cus he just broke up with Arwen v. Legolas vibing:
The violinist playing the Riders of Rohan theme:
Boromir + Merry + Pippin:
Gandalf at Denethor's grave:
Eowyn when the men won't let her go to war:
Gimli in the Mines of Moria:
Gandalf arriving late to Helm's Deep:
Eomer every time he sees Aragorn:
*it was getting too long so I'll make a part two*
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Olive Garden Employee: I'm sorry, but you can't bring a wheelbarrow inside--
Merry and Pippin: WELL, IF THE BREADSTICKS ARE TRULY UNLIMITED THEN WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO.
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Aragorn: *in a battle, sees Frodo holding something*
Aragorn: FRODO LET ME SEE WHAT YOU HAVE
Frodo: A KNIFE!
Boromir: oh my god! How did he get a knife??!?!
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Legolas: Trick or yeet?
Legolas: *throws him*
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[Camping out somewhere]
Aragorn: Good night.
Gimli: Good night.
Legolas: Good night. Sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite. Tonight. Imma fight. Till I see the sunlight. Tik Tok. On the clock. But the party don't stop--
Gimli and Aragorn: Shut up.
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Potter Puppet Pals but make it Lord of the Rings
Gandalf: Say hello, Pippin.
Pippin: Hello, Pippin.
Gandalf: No, say hello to the audience.
Pippin: Hello to the audience.
Gandalf: How dare you make a fool of me.
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The fellowship and company as more quotes from my coworkers and peers
Aragorn: Why do you have a whole bag of powdered doughnuts?
Pippin, excitedly: it’s my breakfast /and lunch/
Aragorn: NOTHING the Empire did worked.
Boromir: Tell that to the people of Alderaan. OH WAIT-
Legolas: High-key-low-key. So...like...middle key.
Pippin: I’m on CRACK
Gandalf: I can tell.
Bilbo: and there it goes. My final fuck. *mimics a butterfly flying away with his hands*
Frodo: I don’t know what that screams, but it screams something.
Sam: Help, perhaps?
Pippin: can I put some music on?
Pippin: *puts a playlist on shuffle* *cantinaband comes on*
Gandalf: Clown. You’re a clown.
Gimli: I have a bigger vocabulary than you.
Legolas: You’re right. My vocabulary is infinitesimal.
Merry: *weird ass sneeze*
Pippin: Blesséd be.
Boromir: I don’t know what was weirder: the sneeze or the bless.
Thorin: Your head is on straight
Bilbo: nothing about me is straight
Kili, on the floor, wheezing loudly with uncontainable laughter, with a very high pitched voice: I get it!! Cause you’re gay!!
Pippin: For example, when you’re in the trash can, would you rather be underwater or is that drowning?
Boromir and Aragorn: ???
Boromir: Don’t you hate it when you ask someone a question and they answer with something completely unrelated?
Smaug: You are nothing
Bilbo: Bitch, I know that, how do YOU know that?
Thorin: Who is ‘Shawty’ and why is she in so many songs??
Legolas: No likes or comments yet :(
Gimli: WAH WAH WAHHHHH
Pippin, whispering: Is it Saturday or Sunday?
Merry, whispering back: It’s Tuesday.
Legolas, to Aragorn, who is constantly dirty: What are you sweating?? Acid???
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Legolas: Alright, everyone. If you like me, raise your hand.
Gimli: What if I don't like you?
Legolas: Then raise your standards.
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Aragorn: One day you could be a father!
Boromir: One day? I already am!
Aragorn: The hobbits aren’t your children, Boromir.
Boromir: They are my sons.
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