The New Man Of The House - Universe
In honor of my 3,000 followers as of yesterday
Why is it after I finally get my shit together in life it’s in a newly created neighborhood of a certain style like never existed before in this world.
The head of this neighborhood lives in the center of the area proudly dressed in a tight two piece suit, dress shirt, and black shiny shoes to boot.
Patrick is his name the head of this inventive neighborhood invites me over for a welcome drink and i cross the street knocking on his door he opens it.
I enter the hallway as the door shuts close in my face I feel a shift in the air and he offers me a drink glass cup of ice tea taking a sip between his lips.
He tells me I can take a seat in the living room which I do, I snap my finger in a whiff of his scent, and I notice him return to the room.
I am pretty evil at the moment checking all of the corners he sits down, I manage to dig out a new blend of Hypno drops I pour a few in my hand.
His toaster oven goes off alerting him to take out the goodness of dinner he prepares
for us happily I pop the fork off dropping in a few pills.
I twist the cork closer tightening it removing it into my palms and then shaking it up in the air as the alcoholic beverages mixes
all together.
He returns to my side sliding in the seat next to him he sighs heavily with dirty and super withering hands grabbing the bottle then he flips the top off.
The bottle lifts curling in between his lips as they close around it taking a sip of the drink I can see it burn down his throat I can see it get to work.
Narrowing, constricting and releasing all in one go downing it there is a buzzing reality type of situation causing his body going in to a state of shock.
He froze instinctively by a short, small and an odd stimulating response touching him to the side and I laugh waving I hand in his face.
My hand moves faster like the wind tapping his tiny head hitting him on impact as he fell back into the couch and I shut down the house.
The window blinds drop, doors lock and the window shut throughout the house leaving us utter alone the place is so dark but perfect.
I walk into the kitchen taking the well done meat, finish the rice and completed the rest of the meal and I let the aroma fills through the home.
I notice upon my return Patrick is awoken in heat from his deep slumber his clothes are spread onto every surface and he his drunk off his ass.
Music on playing loudly, dancing and blindly singing his next rock and roll song jumping up and down as he slid across the floor in his underwear.
He does some more dancing smiling at me he can’t believe it the smell of such delicious food hits his nose thralling his senses I hand him a bottle.
“What you don’t know mother fucker.”
“Mwahahahahaha…mother fucker”
“I need you to do me a favor “
“Use all of these seasoning”
“On every inch of your food”
“Only the food on your plate”
“Yyyeeesss! Whatever you wish!”
“I won’t displease you “
“Hurry your ass up”
“Stand still bitch”
“My hand is about to have a adventure “
“We can eat after “
“All I deserve is you “
“All I need to give me nutrients “
“Is me?”
“You are hilarious “
“Hardly”
“I am your maker”
Daddy is no longer home I think that is very clear to me I think as he gobbles down his dinner.
J let him continue to surprise me once more in a frantic motion he falls to his knees in awe of me.
He belts a toon reaching for a remote to use like a microphone singing in repeat a whole a cd worth of songs.
A minute ago he would look at me with a lot disgusting facial expression on his face in an overwhelming feat.
His body slips in between my legs rubbing my knees down my legs to under his feet and he inhales it.
He sucks my toes up along with kissing and licking them up in every inch and crevice of it.
“What the fuck?”
“Who the fuck are you?”
“Oh! Hey son”
“That’s all you have to say”
“Explanation now”
“Charlie help him”
“Fine!”
“Get over here”
“Dad! Why?”
“Ssssshhhhh! Relax”
“Mwahahahahaha “
“Did I do well sir?”
Apparently he mixed a few of the pills and the seasoning in advance to make a nice serum concoction.
The needle digs injecting under his skin in a state of bliss he is instantly dropping into a deep sleep.
Eyes falling back into his eye sockets they closes causing his body to fully collapse in his arms.
“Oh Master! He is ready”
“Stuff his face full”
“Yes Sire”
“Chew it up bitch”
“Yyyyuuuummmm”
“Fucker”
“Master the army brat walks in”
“My brother”
“You two”
“Hide behind the door”
“Hello Henry!”
“Stand down I have a gun”
“Mwahahahahaha “
“Guys make use of him”
“Dad hold him”
“What are you two doing ?”
“You smell good kiddo”
“That’s gay Dad”
“Wow! I raised a weakling”
“More like a bitch”
“I am not either! Let me go”
“This won’t hurt then”
“NO STOP!”
“Uuuugggghhh…uuuughhh….ooooohhhh….aaahhhh”
“Hey bro!”
“What are you doing here?”
“Why should I not be?”
“It’s my work”
“Fuck that!”
“Shut up and kneel”
“Bro!”
“I said kneel”
“Inject me”
“Hold him”
“Bro’s stop”
“ZIP IT!”
“Aaaaahhhhhh!”
“That hurts”
“Grow a pair”
“Bastard”
“Nighty night”
“Sleepy time”
The end
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Someone has been accidentally advertising my game on TikTok
So a couple of weeks ago, I started receiving a random spike in views/plays for my game, The Family Tree.
This was strange because I hadn't talked about my game since I had made it in January. I only knew to check the analytics, because I had started receiving multiple comments.
So I went to go check where people were finding my game. I thought maybe a small YouTuber had played it. But actually, the analytics showed that people were finding my game through itch.io itself.
But they were searching for "My Family Tree", not "The Family Tree"
So I searched for "My Family Tree" and this game pops up:
Fortunately the creator has their LinkTree on their itch.io page, so I find their TikTok, and turns out, they recently posted a video about their game!
Now, I'm not sure if people are searching for their game and clicking mine by accident, or if they just want to play a similar game, but either way, every time this person posts a TikTok, I get a spike in plays/viewers!
I had another massive spike today:
And sure enough, there's another TikTok!
Anyway, it's been very cool having my game reach a lot of people. I've gotten such nice comments, and it's been very fun giving hints to people and helping them solve the game =)
If you want to try either game out, you can play both games here:
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The Family Tree
A sentimental logic puzzle
Complete your family tree by reading letters and listening to audio recordings. (30 min - 1.5 hours of gameplay depending on your logic puzzle proficiency)
Hii I created The Family Tree for the Global Game Jam earlier this year, and it was brought up again, so I finally decided to make a hint page for it! It's free to play and very chill, so please give it a try if you'd like!
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