#the enemy to the living

[wispscribbles]

MW3 spoilers / MCD ‼️

#mw3 #mw3 spoilers #cod mwiii #mwiii spoilers #cod #cod spoilers #call of duty #call of duty spoilers #ghostsoap #soapghost #simon ghost riley #cod fanart #my art #can’t wait for ghost going savage mode next game :) #I want him to fuck everyone up #i still live in denial but I had to get this drawing out of my system #never bury your enemies alive #the second Makarov said that I was like oh boy #I know a guy that applies to #ngl I’m proud of this one #it’s messy but kinda slaps #mcd #major character death #oh wait hang on #… this sentence is the last thing soap ever heard #alright time to go cry again :) see ya lads

[hailsatanacab]

A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."

#dpxdc #batpham #i forget - can we tag the parent fandoms? w/e #immediately alfred's like: while i do appreciate your initiative may i suggest it wait until after dinner? #and danny - who has barely eaten proper homecooked food ever - takes one bite and then absolutely wolfs down the whole lot #after he's finished he's like 'bear with - I've got to add that to the 'Reasons I Would Like to Live Here' section' #danny's powerpoint has tailored sections for each batfam member with lists of reasons why they'd get along #my au thoughts on this is that the fentons disowned danny when he told them he was phantom #and that this is after the ultimate enemy - wherein which he allied himself with the JL to fight against dan #(which didnt really work at all - BUT he knows some of their identities now INCLUDING batman's) #so one of the main reasons why he'd be a great fit is that he knows their vigilante status anyway so they don’t need to worry about secrets #dick just turns to tim like 'he’s your friend. he learnt this from you.' #tim: 'i didn't tell him our identities!! i would never!!' #dick: 'no i know that. it's the stalker tendancies. it's baby tim all over again' #tim: scandalised gasp #they all eat dinner in silence just super subdued and in shock and sending glances to bruce and danny #duke like: 'so i know I'm the last one in the family but like... this isn't how it normally happens right? did any of you make powerpoints? #tim gets all shifty because he absolutely did make a powerpoint he just never actually showed it to anyone #everyone stares at tim because they all know. it was in one of bab's blackmail files she has on him #damian's slide has danny offering to throw down at any time. 'tim says you like to prove yourself with your skills? #how about a real challenge? if i beat you then you have to vote yes to adopting me!' #damian is in two minds about accepting because... 1) look at him damian could take danny in his sleep! but #2) on the off chance that he does win... damian does not want any more brothers #(he takes the bet and its a suprisingly fun fight - and while he'll never say this... he would vote yes even without the wager) #on one of danny's slides there's a picture of ellie: you'll also get my clone sister! two children for the price of one!! #uhhh.... thats it now - I've been having fun with this haha #spent all day with the 'ive lured you here under false pretences' 'danny i live here' line in my head haha #anyway enjoy!!!!!! this was fun #i wanna make these slides so bad

[hamable]

Brennan pulling out Real Test Papers and a Real Two Minute Timer is one of the scariest things I’ve ever seen on this show

#omg are the questions designed for each player?!?! #Riz gets a word jumble and Fabian is getting some sort of alive desk enemy?? #I’m live-blogging this rn at this point #FABIAN GOT ONE MINUTE #THIS IS EXHILERATING #FUCK I LOVE THIS SHOW #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #fhjy episode 14 #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high spoilers

[strawberri-draws]

I like them a lot. Unfortunately

#my art #fanart #strawberridraws #op #one piece #one piece fanart #opla #one piece live action #one piece live action fanart #koby one piece #koby x helmeppo #kobymeppo #helmeppo one piece #theyre so. ugh. very same brain cell dudes #I love the enemy to forced working together to bonding to partners ok #also helmeppo is very funny. to me. what a horrible guy (in live action) who gets one friend and is like damn guess I’ll do good now. ig.

[horse-head-farms]

this segment of hypno’s episode was so funny “okay guys we’re going to annoy wels” and then just gets too distracted talking to wels to actually annoy him. anyways. welsno anyone?

#i am enthralled by their interactions. someone please write 100k enemies to lovers welsno #welsno #<- i guess i am coining that ship name lol #hope they continue to annoy each other and disrupt each others lives! #also i finally have free time now. so. expect to see a lot of x.beans and other promised rarepairs the next week or two #my art #hermitcraft #hermitshipping #hermitshipblr #hypnotizd #welsknight

[omercifulheaves]

Public Enemy at a showing of Evil Dead 2 and Return of the Living Dead

#public enemy #evil dead 2 #the return of the living dead

[kcrra]

no thoughts, just "where is duty, where is sacrifice" and the way that alicent clings to abstract constructs like religion, honor, duty and sacrifice because her material life is so concretely terrible and empty. to have loved someone so dearly, and watch them be what you perceive as free while your entire personhood is reduced to a womb and made to serve the realm, a vessel for the rotting king to use and abuse. to not exist as a person for yourself but in only in service to others as you are ordered by your father under a patriarchal structure..........and then the contrast of that quote, which summarizes all of alicent's anguish and agony, to the classic, "what is honor compared to a woman's love? what is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms...we are only human, and the gods have fashioned us for love.".................but alicent doesn't have love, not anymore. duty, honor, these concepts - they're all she's got, and the lack of the very elements that make them meaningful has corroded her inside and out. so: honor, duty, sacrifice, all without love. and here we are.

#i would turn into the catholic joker too bc oh my GOD to watch the woman you love achieve all that without you? ID HATE HER TOO PH MY GOD #house of the dragon #alicent hightower #rhaenicent #rhaenyra x alicent #the way their lives are an irreparable tragedy and not an enemies to lovers au. i need to go lie down

[robot-carl]

Reed900 art in the year of our lord 2023? It’s more likely than you’d think.

#detroit become human #reed900 #absolute TRASH game but it lives rent free in my head #these two idiots #androids #gay #dbh fanart #dbh rk900 #dbh gavin #dbh #dbh reed900 #what are they doing #how did they get here #will they won't they #enemies to lovers #my art #comic panels #photoshop #digital art #I will fight david cage to the death one day

[canisalbus]

To me, Machete kind of has the energy of a secondary villain/coldhearted side character in someone else's story that a lot of fans latch onto, moreso than the protagonist. Question is, would he be the villain in anyone's story?

Why, thank you! I'm actually glad to hear he gives off that vibe. I don't think he set out to become a villain but a lot of people certainly view him as one.

#in the 16th century canon he starts out as an introverted but sincerely well meaning guy that never quite manages to find his social niche #he was a sensitive kid and when subjected to enough pressure #his insecurity fearfulness and powerlessness mutate into distrust resentment aggression suffocating repression and self-restraint #I don't think he's a bad person in fact he consistently tries very hard to do the right thing #do his job properly avoid letting people down and get through life with a sense of dignity #but he is supposed to come across kind of cold impersonable and difficult to be around if you don't know him personally (and very few do) #people can sense there's something wrong with him and are put off by it #Vatican is a nest of vipers and as the stakes rise he retreats deeper into his coldblooded untouchable work persona #he has no choice but to start lying scheming blackmailing and eliminating his enemies #in order to maintain his position keep Vasco safe their relationship under wraps and his own head above water #essentially playing by the same rules everyone else in the holy see has been playing with for centuries #eventually he loses his spot as the secretary of state and is manipulated/forced to take on a role in the roman inquisition #and if people were sort of iffy about him before being the authority overseeing trials torture excommunications and executions doesn't help #and since he has so few allies and such an infamous reputation he's an easy target for scapegoating whenever necessary #towards the end it dawns on him that he's become the kind of twisted cruel corrupt person he used to fear and despise #and the guilt moral injury and abject self-loathing had largely sapped him of his will to live by the time the final assassin gets him #answered #anonymous #Machete #Vaschete lore #he thought his dream of priesthood would make him a better person more worthy of admiration safety and love but he climbed too high #and got roped up in the dangerous games that take place under god's nose and slowly got strangled to death

[deathberi]

✧･ﾟ: * ･ﾟ RISHE IRMGARD WEITZNER | 7th Time Loop

#7th time loop #rishe irmgard weitzner #arnold hein #loop 7 kaime no akuyaku raijou wa moto tekikoku de jiyuu kimama na hanayome seikatsu wo mankitsu suru #7th time loop: the villainess enjoys a carefree life married to her worst enemy! #anime gif #animeedit #eri gifs #anime #* #animangaladies #fyanimegifs #animangahive #shoujo #shoujoedit #when she started recounting her lives i was like imma gif this! #but then the 5th is skipped i'm-!!!! argh whatever

[quasi-normalcy]

#Conservatives are the enemies of every living thing

[user-without-a-cool-acronym]

Sensei Wu, flying in a spinjitzu tornado, while looking kinda depressed

#that‘s it #that‘s the post #ninjago #ninjago wu #master wu #sensei wu #for context: #this is from one of these old and very much not canon ninjago comics #this is the one where he has to fight against a bunch of enemies from his past #included a six armed dude with an inifinite amount of axes #a ninja who lives his life a second in the future and see your every move right before you do it #and master of dreams #oh and a sentient flying mask like the one from crash bandicoot #it‘s evil #maybe i‘ll make a post about that comic when i have time tomorrow #anyway #Wu in a tornado

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

community that has only seen themselves represented in a small handful of romance stories that aren’t explicitly about their real-world oppression, watching a new show or movie where they are represented in a romantic story that isn’t explicitly about their real-world oppression: getting a lot of “that other show with a queer romance that isn’t explicitly about real-world homophobia” vibes from this

#ofmd #our flag means death #good omens #good omens 2 #gentlebeard #blackbeard #aziracrow #txt #og #mine #listen i love pattern recognition as much as the next person but please. please. #the similarities between ed/stede and azi/crow are SURFACE LEVEL #the relationship dynamics are VERY DIFFERENT #one is opposite sides of a war and sworn enemies whose lives are dedicated to The Mission who accidentally fall in love #the other one is two incredibly lonely men who have never had a real friend meeting each other later in life and becoming instant besties #they’re not the same!!! AND THIS IS A GOOD THING!!!!!!!!!! #like do y’all really want all your queer romances to be the same goddamn dynamic over and over again????? #that’s stupid! you should want your diverse romances to be DIVERSE!!!! #go/ofmd both have fancy silly blond man paired with a goth who wears dark clothes #and they both had. very tragic end-of-season cliffhangers due to the blond man’s internalized emotional hangups #but stede/azi are very different characters. and it’s ed/crowley are also very different characters #and their romances! are very different from each other!!!!! #i GET why the comparisons are being made but man they’re getting annoying lol

[colduaire]

“ maybe it's a blessing in disguise, i see my reflection in your eyes. ”

#atla #princess azula #avatar aang #avatar the last airbender #avatar netflix #aang #azula #parallels #azulaang #azaang #aangazula #enemies to lovers #hero x villain #live action #gordon cormier #lizzy yu #elizabeth yu #aangzula #web weaving #aang x azula #natla #live action azulaang

[zooophagous]

If I were going to visit a deep, colossal abyssal death pit, I would not tempt fate by doing so aboard "The Titan," the mythological beings trapped in torment in the dungeon of Tartarus.

Just gonna put this one next to The Terror and The Erebus entries under "Nominative Determinism"

#for real I dont wish this sort of horror on the worst of my enemies but the cinematic irony of it all is right there man #maybe they'll still live possibly if we believe in ourselves and with a tiny pinch of magic #titanic submarine #oceangate #tagging it so you can blocklist it if you're sick of it

[atorionsbelt]

jamie tartt unnecessarily touching roy kent’s hand and holding his hips was sooo stereotypical guy on date guides partner’s body as excuse of practicing sport with correct form but rly just wants to be close

#jamie was really living out teen fantasies here. he watched princess diaries with this exact vision in mind #the fact that both other ships are enemies to lovers also. ATE #ted lasso #jamie tartt #roy kent #royjamie #roy x jamie #jamie x roy #princess diaries 2 #bridgerton #kanthony #op