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iamdslr · 17 days

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unposted naruto art happy anniversary, the dilf thread

please do not repost my artworks des ü // @iamdslr // @saradesuchiha INQUIRIES/COMMISSIONS || KO-FI || INPRNT

#naruto #naruto uzumaki #naruto fanart #the dilf thread #long live the dilf thread #nanadaime dilf #des ü #iamdslr

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sessakag · 17 days

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Happy DILFmas!!!

A two-shot fanfic featuring DILF Naruto in celebration of the three year anniversary of the DILF thread!! Enjoy!

AO3 Wattpad

#the dilf thread #dilf naruto #naruto uzumaki #hinata hyuga #smut #big age gap #naruhina

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croissantsandmacarons · 10 months

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The girls once said:

- I'm RESPECTFULLY looking at your tits sir

- TITS OUT 😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

- Sir your tits! 😳

Father's Day

Or Hinata keeps surprising Naruto in bed.

Three girls on discord talk about their favourite characters #3

2k smutty words loosely based on Womo_Ots' juicy Naruto fanarts on Twitter

“Today, I would like to try something…new.”

While Naruto was basking in his post-nut fog, he realised his wife was suddenly back at being uncertain about herself, shyer than when she was rubbing his length in the tight space between her boobs at a fast and confident pace, giving her all to make him explode on her face.

Mission accomplished, she was staring at the ropes of thick cum dripping across her chest, mixing with spit and creamy milk that would soon feed their child.

Naruto could still taste the sweetness on his lips after thumbing her puffy nipples, picking up spilled whiteness only to lick it off his fingers. And he wanted to have more of her on his tongue, but Hinata had something else in mind. Although she was struggling to voice it as if she hadn’t been the one proposing to get him off with the soft poking of her toes and the shape of her sole months ago.

“I’m up for anything,” he said, low and huskily.

She perked up, eyes searching his. “Really?”

“Yeah, whatever you want.”

For a few beats, she stayed quiet then her hands released the hold they had on the sides of her breasts, freeing his cock she had slowly slipped between her rounded mounts and kept trapped until it had turned soft.

The lubed glide of their skins was still heaven and he shivered at the sight of Hinata reaching for his help as she was trying to stand up despite her baby bump, her knees probably sore and her chest feeling raw from the friction of his flesh rolling down his cock each time his tip had poked through the grip of her tits.

“Help me please?”

Wrapping his arms around her waist, he grabbed the back of her thighs and lifted her on the mattress as she was placing her knees on either side of his hips. Hinata on top of him, she was fitting snugly in his lap, straddling him and blinding him with her glow.

His palms were more callus than hers, but he felt her melt under the lazy caresses of her hips, wandering along her inner thighs, turning slick and sticky with her arousal the more he touched her belly, circling the tight skin around her navel.

A kick collided with his hand and even though it wasn’t the first time, Naruto couldn’t help but be in awe at what he and Hinata created together.

It stirred his cock to life, growing against her ass which made her moan.

Her arm curled around his neck and she sighed when he pressed his lips to hers, trying to relax her from whatever thoughts were pulling that little brain of hers into a twist. Her mouth was hot, her sunshine taste mingled with the saltiness of him she gathered while sucking him off. His tongue immediately lapped softly against her teeth, dancing with hers until she tugged on his t-shirt.

“Please, take off your t-shirt.”

In the middle of June, the night was hot and the air felt thick, leaving Naruto’s skin sticky with sweat as he peeled his shirt off before throwing it behind her. Somewhere he couldn’t see because Hinata was pushing on his shoulders, silently asking him to lay down.

The mattress sank under his weight, and all of these pillows furled around his head comfortably.

“Are you going to tell me what you have in mind?” he chuckled, running his hands up and down the front of her thighs now. “The suspense’s kinda killing me.”

Long, silky locks of hair slipped from behind her shoulder and Naruto was quick to chase them. He caught the strands between his fingers and pushed it back out of the way, tucking them behind the pink tip of her ear. That’s how he caught the faintest traces of that perfume they both know he liked. It was sweet and airy and it reminded him of flowers opening up under the sun.

“Hinata…”

Now watching her moisten her full lips, he swallowed and her face was colouring with embarrassment.

“I- We… Let’s call it a pregnancy craving, okay?”

“Okay.”

Her fingers feathered over his abdomen, this barely-there touch skimming across his navel, his happy trail. Her lashes fluttered in that way that made his heart pound, and suddenly her eyes were on him.

“It started when I saw you rocking Boruto to sleep. He looked so comfortable and safe tucked in your embrace.” Her hands travelled to his arms and squeezed which stuffed Naruto’s chest with warm, soft appreciation, “How you were holding him so delicately and yet nothing could have disturbed him with you. With his tiny fist not letting go of you even though you were cooing words of reassurance in his ear, I just melted. At first it was lovely, but the more I was watching you, the more I was- I realised… It was sexy.”

Too dumbfounded, Naruto couldn’t tell when she started petting his pecs, tips of her fingers flattened and following the shape of every bulge.

Did Hinata’s hormones shift her interest from the outline of his cock in his grey sweatpants to his nipples jutting through his white t-shirt?

If that’s so, given how horny she would get every time he was wearing sweats during her first pregnancy, he was in for one hell of a ride.

A surprised groan rumbled in his chest when she stroked his stiff nipples with gentle, light, circling motions.

He knew he would be affected by the simplest mundane things Hinata would do. And yet, never had he thought that sensitive part of him being teased by his bashful wife would turn him on so much.

How it must feel ten times better for Hinata when he groped her tits or begged her to suck on them as soon as she talked about pumping the surplus of milk.

Eyes rolling in the back of his head, he closed them shut. Even his nails dug in the rolls of flesh at Hinata’s waist to try and control the twitching of his cock, standing tall now and clearly flowing precum at his slit and the crack of Hinata’s ass.

“Do you think that it’s weird?”

Naruto blinked before frowning at her fidgeting, “‘Weird’? Hinata, I think we’ve already gone over what’s socially acceptable a long time ago, isn’t that right?”

“But-”

“Nah,” he resumed stroking the small of her back and saw her watch every muscle undulating under his skin, “if you want to fuck my tits, then fuck them.”

A glint of hesitation shone in her eyes, but the heat of her body wasn’t lying, already warming his blood to the point that one half heated his cheeks and another half rushed to his aching dick the more she traced the meat of his chest.

Eventually, her hand rested on the juncture of Naruto’s neck and shoulder, the tendon twitching beneath her touch as she scooted from his lap to his ribs.

Adjusting herself, he was face to face with her slit, folds drenched and swollen, the scent potent. Then she sat down on him and the feeling was cold right above his heart beating wildly.

Could she feel it in her cunt? The banging of his organ and the rumbling of his groan? Feel how his body was singing for her?

“I can feel it pulsing,” he stupidly voiced for no reason.

Whining, Hinata was red in the face when she tentatively executed a first thrust of her hips.

Then she paused, supporting herself with one hand on his abdomen and the other curled around her mouth. His own chest was heaving slightly, aroused beyond reason because of only one little slide of her sensitive skin over his pecs.

Before he could say anything, she began moving again, angling her hips to seek out friction, and little by little, probably timing his breathing with her rocking, she started to really grind on him, her little bundle of nerves rubbing against his sweating skin, catching on the dips and lines of his muscles.

His mouth started watering at the sight of her hips rolling heavily on top of his ribcage, bones jabbing at his lungs each time he would breathe.

At the trail of juices she left behind, her pussy lips kissing the planes of his chest and the low curve of her belly glueing to the middle of his bone structure at each slide forward.

At the heat her thighs were spreading at his sides, her breathless mewls vibrating through him like unrefined electricity each time she would brush his nipples against her clit, her hole fluttering and leaking more slick on them.

Soon they were glistening under the small light in the bedroom and Hinata shyly pinched them, making Naruto’s head feel dangerously heated as he choked out a low growl at the sting.

His muscles already burnt from holding him back from tackling her on the bed and sinking his pulsing cock between her sloppy walls, but the strong shudder of her body ricocheting on his skin turned him a bit more tense as goosebumps bloomed across his arms and wet pecs.

“You’re so large…,” she suddenly confessed amongst wet sounds and loud panting. Though she almost didn’t have to say anything. He could see the muscles of her thighs were flexed to the max, displaying her cunt wide open to his keen eyes , “I’m so stretched out…more than what I’ve expected.”

The thought of her fantasising about that part of his body for a while made his pulse race, the powerful stroke to his ego going down inside him like he just leaped into the void. It set the base of his balls on fire, his cock throbbing from hearing about their size difference, the odd stimulation of his torso and the pleasure coiling in the pit of his stomach.

“Hina!” he failed to hold back his whimper, “Fuck...”

Her fingers had curled around his hair, pulling his head back in the pillows, exposing his throat as his Adam’s apple bob.

Eyes up, he could only see her.

The top of her rounded belly, her soiled breasts hanging low and heavy, probably getting engorged and ready for another nursing, pushed up between her upper arms and still jiggling, dry cum contrasting with the pink tint of her skin.

Back arched, she was humping the inner side of his pecs with a blissful expression gracing her facial features; lips apart, eyes half-lidded and gasps coming out in quick and short bursts. Sweat began gathering between her knitted eyebrows. Her hair like curtains around them, she clinged to his fringe to find some stability in her dazed state.

Toes curling, fingers clawing at the fat of her ass, teeth gritting tight, it felt so damn good to have her drag herself on him, leaving his skin red and his cock pumped and painfully ready to come into play.

But he also wanted to see her come apart on top of him. To witness her turn to gush on him.

His only solution while waiting was to palm her belly, cupping his breasts and matching his rubs of her nipples to how she was forcefully bending his with each succions of her greedy hole as he was chewing hard on his lip.

Her attention and gaze shifted down to his and their eyes locked.

“I-I can’t stop,” her blush somehow managed to deepen, “You feel sooo good, I can’t stop…”

“Then don’t,” just by making her happy again, his heart felt like flying away, “Don’t stop, Hinata.”

His hands on her waist encouraged her to quicken the pace over the sweaty puddle that formed between the hard space of his muscles, causing the bed to creak.

The tremor that went through her made her squeak and tightened around him, hands pulling on his roots, her knees pressing in his external oblique and her ankles in his solar plexus.

Intense gaze set upon the ‘o’ shape of her mouth, his lips curled into a grateful smile.

“You’re doing it so well. You’re so pretty, so beautiful.”

From the way her voice hitched and her nails scraped over his scalp, he figured that was what she wanted to hear.

So he kept talking to her until his throat was dry.

Until she cracked apart in the middle, tension leaving her body with a heavy sigh, and she squirted all over his upper body, arousal dripping down his nipples as he yanked her to his face and cleaned the mess with his mouth.

#naruhina #girls on discord series #the dilf thread

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secrettastemakerland · 16 days

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happy birthday to the dilf thread once again!! here's my crumb!

#ummm birthday cake to update tomorrow lol #sorry i wanted to post this while everyone was grinding ya know #anyways enjoy the silly #dilf thread

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adovefromredlondon · 1 year

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WHY'S NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS💀???

#rhy became a DILF???#threads of power #shades of magic #adsom #rhy maresh #v e schwab #poor alucard:⁠-⁠(

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lautakwah · 29 days

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Hi!! I hope you're having a good day!! I'm taking Mandarin right now, and for one of my assignments, we have to choose a movie in Mandarin to watch as a class, and I was thinking of doing one of the movies in the Wandering Earth series since you recommended it, but I didn't know if it would be better to start on Wandering Earth I or II, since Wandering Earth II is a prequel, which would you recommend watching first?? Thank you, and I hope you have a great rest of your day!!

omg hiii!!!! obviously im biased but the second one is superior in almost every way so go for that one if u want the better experience LOL

but to give an actual answer: theyre both pretty good standalone films! obviously there are references to the other movie and some recurring characters but you can watch either one first and not miss anything. It's kinda like watching the star wars prequels first and then the original trilogy, if that makes sense? so pick the one that seems most interesting to you from the description and/or trailer(s) etc, you'll probably want to watch the other one afterwards anyway skdkfkf

i watched the 1st one first and then the 2nd one but only bc i was in france when i wanted to watch an andy movie and they didnt have any on (french) netflix except for the great wall (2016) which btw sucks balls so i watched that in the airbnb my family rented akdkdkf

#i do want to stress that i *personally* really enjoy these movies and their themes and the way they were made #but that doesnt necessarily mean everyone has to agree akdkfkflf like ik some ppl think theyre dogshit (those ppl r wrong tho♡)#the reason why 2 speaks more to me is bc theres sm more threads that all come together #and in a way it feels very pacific rim-y how humanity will unite and support each other in the face of disaster/impending doom #like it's so hopeful and KIND and also. [ester voice] very commie (hi ester if u see this ilu)#1 leans much more into the scifi adventure plucky young protags saving the world angle #which can absolutely make it a better pick if u like that! i certainly also do but not as much as mad scientist dilf andy lau so DKFKF #answered #anonymous

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crab-withaknife · 5 months

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im too easily impressed i see gay people kissing in a movie clip and i add it to my watchlist

#this is about the art of more bc i was watching a cary elwes fancam from a dilf twitter competition thread

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iamdslr · 1 year

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an early christmas present for the dilf thread founders, contributors & supporters

please do not repost my artworks

des ü // @iamdslr // @saradesuchiha

INQUIRIES/COMMISSIONS || KO-FI || PATREON || INPRNT

#naruto #naruto uzumaki #naruto fanart #the dilf thread #long live the dilf thread #nanadaime dilf #des ü #iamdslr

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sterlingwhitvale · 8 months

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who: @fatefought (ezra klair) where: d13 kitchens

It really wasn't fair for 5 year olds to have food allergies. They were young and stupid and unobservant. And his 5 year old had a tendency to passionately partake in conversation with whoever was at her table while eating, never paying attention to what she was shoving in her undiscerning mouth. And Sterling, had gotten lax. He was so used to himself, Cecelia, or their families preparing their meals and knowing of Satina's allergy, or being in the capitol where every meal was made to order and could be easily changed, that in all the changes of coming to 13, Sterling had forgotten to let someone know.

It was harder here, of course, all meals being prepared en masse for the large population, and he had no idea, really, on how to make it work. And he had stewed and stewed on it, almost to a ridiculous amount. Although, he had realized some hours in that thinking on something small, like a food allergy, was a great way to avoid thinking on the other, much larger, issues in his family's life at the moment. Notably, the increase every day of questions from his kids about their mother's whereabouts. He was running out of answers, and each day Jax looked at him more and more intensely. It was unnerving, his own eyes staring back at him in that way.

So he took his 30 minutes of 'reflection' time to make his way down to the kitchens, having finally figured out the best way to go about it would be on a small person to person sale, rather than a large one. --- He was surprised to see the man he had heard was practically the sole reason so many tributes had escaped the arena was present, working away in the kitchens, when Sterling had expected him to be elsewhere, in the training rooms, perhaps. "Ezra, right?" He knew better than to sneak up on someone who had been in the games, so he tried to make himself known as quickly as possible.

Sterling was not a loquacious man by nature, and having never spoken to the man before, it wasn't a tone he usually took with people he didn't know. But in a way, he felt as if he did know him. A man who joined the rebellion due to his love for a victor. It was his own story, as well. Perhaps the familiarity was undesired by the other party, but Sterling, having never needed any company other than his wife and his family, both the one he created and grew up in, found himself adrift as he had lost most of those and unsure if they'd ever be found. So, almost embarrassingly, he found himself reaching out.

"Blacksmith. Rebel. Cook. Anything not in your skill set?"

#pls do not feel the need to match length esp for just our lil dilf meeting #( * threads | ezra klair. )

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modernday-jay · 1 year

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both twink allen and dilf allen are just two different stages of his life :^)

EXACTLY. EXACTLYYYYY

#his twenties will always be twunky. thats the common thread #BUT HE’LL GET TO THAT DILF STAGE!!#the facial hair. a shorter haircut. bit beefier. bit chubbier. now THATS a dilf!#asks!

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channelrat · 1 year

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Ur the only sane swiftie I follow and I just needed to tell someone that this girl I follow was in complete sincerity tagging things with “tw matty healy” tonight and I just ajdjdjjdkd

sdksdghsdkhdgs the amount of very 50/50 reactions ive seen of that man in the last 48 hours is ASTOUNDING 😭😭😭😭

like 50% of people are "im not calling him dad" & the other 50% are like "look hes so adorable"

i know so little about him but everything i've seen has been from a swiftie in the last 48 hours lol

#i saw a tiktok comment thread while looking for a live yesterday #talking about him & gracie and him & gigi and him & taylor #and then the one about him & phoebe got derailed so fast like guys please #she announced speak now what are we doing #i think its gonna come down to a collab on the vault honestly #dilf-din #asks

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