#the devil is a lie

[nickimanajma]

#how #the devil is a lie

[domxcorleone]

THE PANIC I HAD WHEN I COULDN'T LOG INTO MY TUMBLR ACCOUNT.

Not me actually caring about this widdle blog.

#lordt #I had to email tumblr #the devil is a lie

[datkrazyfoo]

@wearewatcher My sis is religious but doesn’t believe in ya boy JC, I Think

Ok, fuck the bullshit, including this Intro. My sister is a real scared bitch. A spooked spokeswoman if you will, considering her snitch ass Karen energy that I somehow have to entertain every night. Anyways… It all started a year ago. She had what I believe to be, a sleep paralysis. Apparently some fucking filth faced faced Cuck Demon light source was among her bed sheets. I had SP before & I now know demons aren’t real, ya fucking historically brainwashed psychopaths. I still love her by the way, but I do lose brain cells around her. She thought she had the right of way over pedestrians, but let’s not embarrass her that much.

Anyways, after she had the father bless the house multiple times, she still persisted in paranoia. I stay up late and & I am freaked out by the fact she will not sleep. Quite ironic in a movie plot if you ask me, but ghosts aren’t real. She stands by my room & acts as if she is grabbing something out of our teenie little closet, when all there is, is towels. I feel as if she listening for a snore. She sniffles quite loud & then circles back & forth in her room for about 10 mins before repeating. Wtf is that?

I lay in my bed, waking to this sound as I have now placed a towel under my doorway to ignore the creeps only to hop up seeing that some body stepped in my doorway. At that moment I am awakened. Wtf.

She constantly creates drama when I get home from work & I try to be patient, but sometimes I just ignore her causing her to lash out & ask the weirdest shit I have ever heard. I happen to be weird myself, but my God. Why do you want know if my butthole puckers from the sounds of a jellyfish on land? That’s very peculiar… still love ya but now I’m very concerned.

Anyways, (for the last time) she follows me into the kitchen every time I get a night snack. Hunches over me & texts my parents if I upset her in the slightest way. “Oh lil bro pushed a pickle down the drain” “His throw up sounds won’t let me sleep” “Oh, now he’s mixing pepsi & cola. Please call 911 & whoop his little booty cheeks before they arrive. I won’t snitch on that part.”

Karen’s. You gotta hate em, even if they share blood.

I called her Satan in the kitchen & she darted out. I have to wear earphones & mute my phone when I use YouTube or she will yell at me to stop. I gotta lot on my chest but I have refused to confess due to her knack for conflict, hence why I ignore a sis.

So, yeah… I called her Satan. One of the forbidden words she is allowed to hear according to some undercover pedo priest. She tried to call me a “drama king” after repeatedly antagonizing me & now I am curious…

Am I the ass hole?

#funny story #karen #jesuslovesyou #the devil is a lie #taco bell #nacho #chips

[channelworldbluez]

I miss my ex gf but idk if that’s the devil talking

#me #txt #the devil is a lie #i rebuke it

[10verboy]

"ur so hot" that is the devil speaking. I rebuke you

#the devil IS a lie

[highdefinitions]

an updated dumbass list for the people

#mitch marner #auston matthews #toronto maple leafs #brock faber #matt boldy #minnesota wild #i am still unsure if there’s proof in bolds not knowing how to swim but it’s funny to spread this lie about him #connor dewar #matthew knies #connor bedard #chicago blackhawks #jack hughes #new jersey devils #kaiden guhle #montreal canadiens #max domi #nazem kadri #john tavares #jordan eberle #taylor hall #quinn hughes #vancouver canucks

[ciarmor]

Old doodle I made of Netflix Dante that I don’t think I’ve shared? Doodles will resume soon hopefully… had to do some emergency moving so I’ve been exhausted past few days…

#had to move from one place to another in one day… #I just wanna lie down and sleep for a week straight #devil may cry #dmc #dante #dmc dante

[revenantghost]

Major Trimax Spoilers Ahoy:

Man. Man.

You ever think about how Vash just wanted something so badly. He wanted to be with Wolfwood so badly. Even though hunting down his brother has been his sole, major motivation to get going most of the manga, he found Wolfwood in that church. Vash came just for him.

He fell into step beside Wolfwood, so close that they don’t need words. He admitted, if only to himself, that he wanted to spend all the tomorrows he could get from Wolfwood. He wanted. He wanted.

He wanted so much that, as they sat on that damned couch, Vash prayed. For the very first and last time, he chose to pray to a god he wished for, but didn’t have faith in. A god that his priest inspired in him. Anything and anyone who would help him, help them. Just one more tomorrow, even. Anything. Please.

And, you know, here we are again, aren’t we? In another universe but with the same men, and with the same gods. And we all know what’s coming. It’s consumed them every single other time, a fixed point that we can’t escape. But the gods of this universe are still there. They’ve seen Vash beg, they’ve seen Vash plead, they’ve seen Vash mourn.

Do they care enough to listen? Do they care enough to spare them? Do they care enough to let them have their tomorrows?

#Trigun #Trigun Maximum #Trimax #Trimax Spoilers #Trigun Manga Spoilers #I woke up with this little devil possessing me #Does it even make sense??? #Idk but it's been eating at my brain for like an hour now #Also Vash loves so much he probably would have helped out anyone #BUT HE FOUND WOLFWOOD AND IT HURTS ME OK #Also I'm not judging the creators if they go the couch route I think that they will #Probably #BUT THEY'vE CHANGED SO MUCH AHHHH #I gotta go lie down again man

[scudevils]

#dont lie im so real for this #he’s just a cutie #john marino #new jersey devils

[gardenveela]

angel cake 🎂☠️🍑

(everyone's first thought)

#chainsaw man #csm #hayakawa family #denji #power #devil angel #aki hayakawa #akiangel #fanart #art #i just love how angel and power can casually lie about everything and get away with it

[chlorophyllium]

So its been almost a week since I asked one of my coworkers (almost 70) if he's ever seen Goncharov when we were talking about movies I've never seen. I even gave him a sticky note with the movie title, director, year of release, and the starring actors before I went home.

I asked him today if he's seen it yet and answers "No but I was looking at the note you gave me and it sounds familiar so I might have and not remember since I've seen so many movies. It has all these big names and sounds good!

See I even put your note right here on my folder to remind me when I got some free time!"

He sounded so excited to watch it, I don't know how to tell him.

#gonchposting irl #he also loves to be snarky and lie so there is a solid chance his gen z students told him and he is trying to get back at me #the actual boomer vs millennial divide #i would be so funny if he actually tried to find it to watch #but the other hand someone close to him recently had some medical issues #and i would feel really bad if he decided to watch Goncharov to life his spirits only for him to be bamboozled #waterboy if you find this what are YOU doing at the devils sacrament??? #goncharov #gonchposting

[niqhtmeep]

Super lazy drawing but.. thimnking about him… scary man 🫶

promise to post something of real substance soon!! I hope.. 😭🫶

Devil Eyes belongs to @naffeclipse !!!

And you can laugh A spineless laugh We hope your rules and wisdom choke you Now we are one in everlasting peace

We hope that you choke, that you choke We hope that you choke, that you choke We hope that you choke, that you choke

-Exit Music (For a Film) - Radiohead

#BRAINROTTING #he is just so silly #uh huh he totally isn’t like… #A serial killer or anything… #He can do no wrong (lie) #Poor poor y/n… 🫶 #devil eyes #fnaf #fnaf daycare attendant #spooky!!! He is spooky like spooky month ooooo #art #doodles

[pinguinsoo]

Please tell me i wasn't the only one who thought that 😶

#lies of p #pinocchio #v #devil may cry 5 #lop #dmc5 #v devil may cry #v dmc5 #i'm not going to lie...I love this #father and son #This will be my new hc and no one will take me down from here

[moonsorchid]

Rewatching ep.23's scene where Xiao Lanhua is all "I am ugly and awkward, please don't like me anymore" and DFQC comes so casually to her, picks up her shoe and helps her wear it, claims she is his pregnant wife who is so angry with him after a quarrel. The look on his face was victorious. You can't convince me he wasn't living his fantasy life at the moment.

#and when they leave and he goes on pretending #so that their lie is not revealed of course 😏 #this show has so many diamond moments #love between fairy and devil #dongfang qingcang #xiao lanhua #thoughts #mine #lbfad

[uthseikoashx-goingmyway]

AYO, @meeb90 (twt account) SHARED ON TWT A SHORT VIDEO OF A NEW IWTV S2 SPOT

ARMAND HAS THE VERY FIRST LINE — AND SAYS:

“i am the quiet you've been longing for.”

TO YOUNG DANIEL

AND THAT'S A SCREENSHOT FROM THE VIDEO. guys i don't even know, like wow, i am... wow

(PLEASE check meeb90's video by yourself, there are things about louis, claudia, santiano, madeleine and some gorgeous images... oh lord)

#SO SORRY I WROTE “YOU'D BE” WHICH WAS A MISTAKE... #i heard correctly then wrote a LIE #daniel molloy #iwtv armand #amc iwtv #the vampire armand #iwtv #devil's minion #iwtv season 2 #iwtv s2 #armandaniel #iwtv spoilers #iwtv speculation #interview with the vampire season 2 #amc interview with the vampire #interview with the vampire spoilers