I've been enjoying revisiting the #AmeliaPeabodyMystery series on #Audiobook. #BarbaraRosenblat does such an amazing job bringing the characters to life, and I love a #cozymystery set in #Victorianera #Egypt #lioninthevalley #elizabethpeters #bookreview
Characters that make frankly indecent noises while peeing are so good. Let them sound like they’re being exorcised, like the piss is euphoric and world-shattering, like they’re reciting wizard incantations of relief. Normalize characters sounding h/rny while they pee.
"The Pharaoh's curse," I croak out before spluttering into a vicious coughing fit, violently expelling glowing clouds of orange Cordium dust from my throat
Some monsters don’t get the pleasure of waking up on their own terms. Ancient royalty often, finds itself being awoken, rudely, by the occasional trespassers and graverobbers, who soon learn a new meaning to the term: NO TRESPASSING!!