Visit Blog
Explore Tumblr blogs with no restrictions, modern design and the best experience.
#the ce hbc
jewels2876 · 2 days ago
Text
Unexpected
A/N: Hello! Did you know it’s Disney day with the HBC? I wrote this one for @the-ce-horniest-book-club​ with Chris Evans and his family, with a reader tag along 😂
No warnings and unbeta’d so all mistakes are mine!
Word Count: 967
Internal thoughts are in italics
Tumblr media
It wasn’t the first time today you were cursing to yourself; it wasn’t even the second time. You started to lose count after about the fifth or tenth ride, you couldn’t really remember. But when you heard the words “Single rider here! Single rider!” again, you clenched your fists, willing yourself not to cause a scene and punch the annoying ride attendant.
“I’ll ride with her!” came a loud voice. You cringed and looked away as the person settled into the seat next to you. Their thigh grazed yours and you couldn’t but feel a sliver of heat race down your spine. The ride started almost instantly and you breathed a small sigh of relief as the ride slowly plunged you into darkness.
The ride went by in a blur as you dipped, turned, and catapulted around amid bursts of lights, eerie shadows, and what you thought was just the tiniest hint of the “Star Wars” theme song. The thigh next to you bumped into you a few times, always accompanied by that race of heat. The ride finally ended, pulling into the unloading station and you chanced a glance to your left.
Your jaw dropped as you stared at the arms stretched out next to you; your gaze traveled up the arms and up to the familiar face of one Chris Evans, his ball cap turned backward on his head. He shot you a quick smile before grabbing his cap and turning it back around; he looked back to you. “Enjoy the ride?” He stood up, extending his hand in assistance to you. You took his hand, knees shaking slightly, but not from the ride.
“I did; haven’t been on it since I was a kid, but I still love it,” you told him with a rueful grin. “Thanks.” You stepped off the ride, knees buckling just a bit more. Chris held onto your hand for another moment.
“You okay there?”
You took a deep breath and relaxed, still holding onto his hand. “A little embarrassed but fine.” You dropped his hand to gesture back towards the ride. “Maybe I’m getting a little too old for this though.” 
He chuckled at your statement. “Never! You can’t be that old anyway. Why you ridin’ solo, if I can ask? No one wanted to go on it with you?” He looked around for whomever you were joining.
You started walking off the platform, towards your next destination. “Nope, I came by myself.” You looked up at him with a slight frown. “You’re not going to sell me off to someone or anything right?”
Chris bit his lip to try not to laugh at you, missing the twinkle in your eye as he placed his hand on the left side of his chest. “Your secret is safe with me.” He thought about it for a moment. “You’ve been the single rider all day, haven’t you?”
“Yup!” You exaggerated the “pee” sound. “Can’t seem to help it.”
Chris grew thoughtful as he found the other members of his family. “Are you headed to the Buzz Lightyear ride next?”
“Of course! I look forward to defeating Zurg,” you teased with a snort.
“Why don’t you join us?” His hand pointing towards his family. “You would give us even numbers.”
“I don’t know…” You didn’t know why...you knew why you were hesitating. He is with his family for Pete’s sake! A small shove into your hip had you glancing down into the face of the young boy.
“Hey there Miles! Where did you come from?” The boy giggled and pointed at Chris. 
“He’s my uncle! He was the one who told me to ride with you on the teacups!” Miles giggled again. “Are you dating my uncle?”
You tried not to laugh at the suggestion but instead knelt down to Miles. “So if I join you, will you be my riding buddy? I came all by myself. What do you think?”
Miles turned to Shanna and his dad. “Mom! Dad! Can Miss y/n join us? She was so fun on the teacups, please?” His eyes went round as he continued to beg; you would have sworn you heard a “wike” whispered behind you.
Shanna gave you a once over, remembering how easily you had allowed Miles and Shanna to join you before sneaking a glance at her brother who looked like he might just fight his nephew for your attention. It’s the easiest decision all day, Shanna thought. “Of course! Y/n, thanks so much for being Miles’s ride buddy. Welcome to the family!” Shanna made quick introductions while the group headed towards the Buzz Lightyear ride. You fell into step between Miles and Chris, the former chatting non-stop about all the rides they had been on so far.
“Do you like the Pirates of the Caribbean ride?” Miles asked suddenly.
Chris chuckled at his animated nephew. “Buddy, do you want to ask her questions or ride the ride?” He pointed to the line in front of you. Miles didn’t answer, instead running ahead and standing in line with his dad. “Looks like you’re stuck with me again,” Chris teased, nudging your hip with his.
“You expecting me to complain? Or maybe hang all over you?” You shot him a look to see what he’d say. Instead he threw his head back in laughter, grabbing his chest before slinging his right arm over your shoulders. Before Chris could respond you felt a finger tapping on your shoulder. You turned to see Scott and Lisa grinning at you.
“If you keep sassing him like that, we’re gonna want to keep you around, so just consider dating him would ya?” Scott asked. You shook your head and laughed at the crazy situation. This isn’t what I expected at all when I planned this solo trip, it’s even better!
101 notes · View notes
nomadicpixel · 4 days ago
Text
Steve Rogers
This was for Day 7 of @the-ce-horniest-book-club​​ Celebration of Chris.
Tumblr media
1 note · View note
nomadicpixel · 4 days ago
Text
Happy Birthday, Chris Evans
This moodboard is for Day 8 of @the-ce-horniest-book-club​​​ Celebration of Chris.
Tumblr media
28 notes · View notes
book-dragon-13 · 4 days ago
Text
Chris Evans Celebration Week
For @the-ce-horniest-book-club’s celebration of Chris’s birthday, and after seeing certain photos on both tumblr and Instagram, I just had to make this moodboard of going camping with Chris!
Tumblr media
10 notes · View notes
jobean12-blog · 4 days ago
Text
Welcome Home
Pairing: Steve Rogers x reader
Word Count: 603
Summary: Steve returns home after a mission and you have a little present for him. 
Author’s Note: This is for @the-ce-horniest-book-club​ and the Chris Evans birthday celebration! Once again my beautiful friend @nix-akimbo has inspired me with her edits. I absolutely love how innocent Steve looks in thie picture so naturally I went with the opposite in my story....enjoy and thank you all so much for reading! Much love always❤❤❤ and Happy Birthday Evans! Divider by the lovely @imerdwarf​
Warnings: softness and smut, fingering, teasing (18+ ONLY PLEASE!!!)
Edit not mine: this beautiful photo edit belongs to the amazing @nix-akimbo​
Tumblr media
Tumblr media
You just close the last button on Steve’s shirt when you hear the door open and his heavy footfalls in the hallway. Rushing out of the bedroom and to the front door you fling yourself into his open arms.
“Hi baby girl,” he whispers against your mouth. “God, I missed you.”
He kisses you soundly while his hands wander over the curve of your ass and slip under the hem of his shirt.
“I love seeing you in my shirts,” he says when he finally pulls his lips away.
“I wore your tee shirts to bed the whole time you were on the mission,” you confess with a coy smile. “But I thought the buttons might be more fun tonight since I have a little present underneath.”
At that Steve stills, his eyes roving down your body as he tightens his grip on your hip.
“What present?” he rasps, slowly lifting the bottom of his shirt.
You stop his hand and take a step back, shaking your finger at him when he follows you.
“Nuh uh. Not yet,” you simper, lifting your fingers to the first closed button.
With a pace that is agonizingly and teasingly slow you undo every button of his shirt, keeping it closed just enough that he can’t see much more than a sliver of skin.
You can see the tick in his clenched jaw and the way his chest rises and falls with his heavy breaths. When you inch closer he reaches out a hand and grabs one side of the shirt, delicately pushing it open to reveal the baby blue lace set you’re wearing.
His breath hitches and he shamelessly allows his gaze travel over every inch of you.
“Wow,” he whispers, lightly brushing his fingers up your stomach to push the shirt off your shoulders.
It flutters to the floor in a heap of white fabric and you close your hand around his bicep, stepping closer.
“You look incredible,” he tells you.
“I thought you might like it,” you purr, dancing your fingers down his chest.
His fingers spread across your stomach and he makes lazy and idle strokes as his hand inches downward. You bow into his touch, silently begging him. You slide your hand down his chest and over the hardness in his pants, eliciting a soft moan from him.
Grabbing your wrist he stops you, smirking when he sees your pout.
“I’m going to enjoy my present first,” he croons, grazing a finger along the band of lace at your waist.
He kisses your neck, his beard tickling your soft skin as he finally slides his fingers between your legs. The first brush of him against you drags a moan from the back of your throat and you feel him throb at your thigh.
With a growl of satisfaction at the wetness he finds waiting for him, his thumb circles your most sensitive spot, teasing and flicking but never quite giving you what you want. The quiet plea that falls from your lips is all it takes for him to move lower and push two fingers inside you.
“Baby girl,” he swears as you start to move your hips on his hand. “That’s it,” he murmurs, capturing your lips to swallow your loud moans.
His fingers push in deeper, harder and you can feel yourself nearing the edge with every passing second.
“I thought about this every night, every damn night,” he confesses as you shudder against him, clenching his fingers tight.
Steve withdraws his hand and his eyes hold yours as he brings his fingers to his mouth and sucks them clean.
Tumblr media
228 notes · View notes
theycallmebecca · 5 days ago
Text
Drabble: Happy Birthday Daddy!
It’s Chris’s 40th birthday today!!!! And this is my entry for day 8 of @the-ce-horniest-book-club​ birthday celebration! This drabble was inspired by a photo I got a week or so ago of my niece post eating a blue cupcake on her 4th birthday... full blue goatee and blue hands... I saw that photo and knew I needed to write something Chris and child. So here we go!
Tumblr media
Title: Happy Birthday Daddy
Pairing: Chris Evans x female reader
Rating: G
Warnings: n/a
Disclaimer: This work of fiction is not to be reposted, used or translated without my permission.
Tumblr media
For Chris’s 40th birthday, all he had wanted to do was have family and friends over for potluck style BBQ. The guests were asked to bring a side or a dessert while you and Chris were providing the meats and drinks.
Yours and Chris’s four-year-old little girl acted as the official greeter at the party until her cousins arrived and then she ran off to play with them on the play structure that Chris and some friends had built for her birthday a couple weeks earlier.
Though the food was kept inside where it was cool, everyone spent the majority of the afternoon hanging outside, enjoying the nice weather. You and Chris had setup tables on the patio and in the grass for people to have places to sit and eat. You had also opened the pool and the two of you had paid a couple teenaged lifeguards that his sister knew to keep an eye on the people in the pool.
Chris was visiting with some of his high school friends when he saw his little girl walking his way with a blue frosted cupcake in her hands.
“Where’d you get that, little bit?” he asked her.
“Mommy,” she replied, pulling the cupcake away from her mouth to reveal a bright blue goatee. “She said I could have it.”
"Is it yummy?” he asked her, thankful the little girl was already in her swim suit and not in the pretty dress she’d worn for the family photos they’d taken earlier in the day.
She nodded her head, her mouth too full of cupcake and blue frosting to answer.
Hearing her name called, the little girl turned and ran off to join her cousins and friends without saying a word to Chris.
About ten minutes later, Dodger appeared at his side and Chris saw that the dog had a couple blue hand prints on his fur. “You’ve been hanging with the little ones,” Chris said with a laugh as he petted Dodger. “Maybe it’s time for us to get in the pool.”
“Me, too!” his daughter exclaimed, suddenly appearing out of nowhere.
She had finished her cupcake but her mouth and chin were stained blue and so were her hands.
“Definitely pool time,” Chris agreed. “But first, I have a feeling mommy and grandma are going to want a picture of you and Dodger.”
Swinging the little girl into his arms, Chris made his way over to where you were sitting with his mom and sisters. It was clear by the way all of your eyes went up that none of you had seen the toddler post cupcake.
As he predicted, phones came out and the toddler and her dog were subjected to an impromptu photo shoot. Not that either of them minded one bit. Neither did Chris when he was roped into a couple pictures, too.
The memory saved forever, Chris and company made their way to the pool to play and wash away the blue food coloring.
135 notes · View notes
buckypascal · 5 days ago
Photo
Tumblr media
Tumblr media
Tumblr media
Tumblr media
Tumblr media
Tumblr media
Tumblr media
Tumblr media
Tumblr media
Tumblr media
Chris Evans Birthday Celebration
↳ Day 8: Free for all
➠ Fallon/Kimmel Interviews
Happy 40th Birthday Christopher Robert Evans
160 notes · View notes
theycallmebecca · 5 days ago
Photo
Tumblr media
When I started this mood board all I knew was that I wanted to use one of @nix-akimbo‘s Steve edits because they’re fucking hot.
It was @nomadicpixel who helped me come up with the road trip thing and specifically route 66.
This is for day 7 of the chris birthday celebration at @the-ce-horniest-book-club
20 notes · View notes
theycallmebecca · 5 days ago
Photo
Tumblr media
This is for yesterday’s bad boys theme for @the-ce-horniest-book-club and Chris’s birthday celebration. I had zero inspiration yesterday though... and I can’t really write Ransom as bad.. but today the only thing that was coming to me was Ransom adopting a puppy. Why, I don’t know? That’s just all that came to me.
Originally the idea was ‘If you get Ransom a puppy...’ kind of like the old classic children books ‘If you give a mouse a cookie’ and such... but then I realized I would have to be creative and come up with things if I went that route. So I didn’t.
8 notes · View notes
Text
Day 7 - June 12 - The Marvel-ous Ones
Tumblr media
In celebration of Chris turning 40 on June 13, we’re going all out here at the CE HBC and we hope you will all join us!!! More info in the announcement post.
Everyone is invited to play along whether you decide to write something, create a mood board, make a playlist, a pic spam, or whatever you feel up to doing to celebrate Chris and these amazing characters.
Best of all, you don’t have to sign up for anything! Just do your thing for Chris or one of his many characters and tag @the-ce-horniest-book-club​​ and use the hashtag “#CE HBC Happy Birthday Chris”. You can also dm us the links, too!
For each day (or just a day or two), you can choose to create something for all the characters or just one. You can do however many days/characters that you want to do!
The characters are the prompts, but if you’re looking for some more inspiration, check out our lists of available prompts and send an ASK or a DM to claim one!
Today’s Characters Are:
Steve Rogers/Captain America (MCU)
Johnny Storm/Human Torch (Fantastic 4 Movies)
2 notes · View notes
nomadicpixel · 6 days ago
Text
The Softer Side of Lucas Lee
Tumblr media
This moodboard is for Day 6 of @the-ce-horniest-book-club​​ Celebration of Chris: Bad to the Bone Boys
9 notes · View notes
nomadicpixel · 7 days ago
Text
Ari Levinson - Red Sea Diving Resort
Tumblr media
This moodboard was for @the-ce-horniest-book-club​‘s Celebration of Chris, Day 5, Father Figures
10 notes · View notes
Text
Day 6 - June 11- The Bad to the Bone Boys
Tumblr media
In celebration of Chris turning 40 on June 13, we’re going all out here at the CE HBC and we hope you will all join us!!!  More info in the announcement post.
Everyone is invited to play along whether you decide to write something, create a mood board, make a playlist, a pic spam, or whatever you feel up to doing to celebrate Chris and these amazing characters.
Best of all, you don’t have to sign up for anything! Just do your thing for Chris or one of his many characters and tag @the-ce-horniest-book-club​ and use the hashtag “#CE HBC Happy Birthday Chris”. You can also dm us the links, too!
For each day (or just a day or two), you can choose to create something for all the characters or just one. You can do however many days/characters that you want to do!
The characters are the prompts, but if you’re looking for some more inspiration, check out our lists of available prompts and send an ASK or a DM to claim one!
Today’s Characters Are:
Ransom Drysdale (Knives Out)
Mr. Freezy (The Iceman)
Syd (London)
Lucas Lee (Scott Pilgrim vs. the World)
3 notes · View notes
nomadicpixel · 7 days ago
Text
Mike Weiss - Puncture
Tumblr media
This moodboard is for the @the-ce-horniest-book-club​ Celebration of Chris - Day 4: Legal Eagles
2 notes · View notes
nomadicpixel · 7 days ago
Text
Jake Jensen from The Losers
Tumblr media
This mood board is for @the-ce-horniest-book-club​‘s birthday celebration (Day 3 - The Brainy Boys)
20 notes · View notes
theycallmebecca · 7 days ago
Text
Drabble: The Happiest Place on Earth
Today is day 4 of the Chris Evans birthday celebration that’s happening at @the-ce-horniest-book-club​​ and I had to use Frank for this one. (Sorry Ari!)
Tumblr media
Title: The Happiest Place on Earth
Pairing: Frank Adler x reader
Rating: PG
Warnings: n/a
Disclaimer: This work of fiction is not to be reposted, used or translated without my permission.
Tumblr media
“What would you like to do for Father’s Day?” you ask Frank as the two of you eat dinner with Mary.
“I don’t know, why don’t we let Mary decide,” Frank suggests, turning his attention to his niece turned daughter.
“Why do I have to decide?” the little girl asks, wrinkling her face.
“Because you’re the reason I’m a dad,” he stats. “Without you, I’d just be a man without a kid.”
He reaches over to ruffle her hair but she dodges out of reach at the last second.
She then sticks her tongue out at him, which makes him lunge out of his chair to chase her.
You shake your head at their antics as he chases her around the open concept living/dining/kitchen of the small house the three of you share.
“I got you!” Frank declares and, a moment later, he reappears with Mary in his arms. He drops her back into her seat and then sit down at his own place. 
As if in sync, they each pick up their forks and start eating dinner again, as if they hadn’t just taken a five minute break to chase each other.
It isn’t until after the three of you have finished dinner and are working on the dishes that Mary announces her decision.
“I think we should go to Disney World,” she says. “We can go on the rides, and stuff. But if we made a week out of it, we could go to Epcot too and travel the world. Oh! And see the animals at Animal Kingdom.”
“What do you think, momma?” Frank asks, turning his attention to you. “Think you can get a week off of work?”
“I think that can be arranged,” you reply with a smile.
“YES!” Frank and Mary exclaim, pumping their fist in the air simultaneously.
“What am I going to do with you two?” you ask with a laugh.
“Love us forever,” Marry offers.
“That’s really her only option,” Frank says, matter of factly.
They exchange glances and you feel a shiver race up your spine, because you know that look. That is an Adlers’ planning something look.
Not wasting a single second, you throw the dish towel you were holding at Frank and take off, not even bothering to stay in the house.
They run after you and the three of you run around the yard playing tag for a while before dropping into a tired heap on the front lawn, you on top of Frank and Mary on top of you.
“I love you two,” you tell them.
“We love you, too,” they chorus back before the three of you dissolve into giggles again.
49 notes · View notes