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heartfullofleeches · 9 months

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How to care for your undead lover.

A funny little blurbo I did about a guide on taking care of ghoul darling/reader.

So - wanna bring back your soulmate departed from this world too soon? Wanna take home that cutie from the cemetery? Notice something off about your neighbor and looking for was to impress? Here are a few important tips to know before bringing your undead dear home.

Ghouls in our situation are the undead, but a little different from norm. Not as brainless as zombies nor soulless either. Ghouls are typically tired soul thrust back into its aging body trapped in a never-ending cycle of rot and decay. Their minds and bodies deteriorate at a rapid pace, but there are usually points in which their rotting stops and ways to prevent further deterioration almost entirely.

Like the living, Ghouls need to eat. While they will not die without a meal, Ghouls require sustenance to remain among the living and function as one of their own. Signs of a starving Ghouls are extreme tiredness/trouble staying awake, lose of memory and speech, uncontrollable sobbing, loss in muscle mass and flesh, biting, scratching, and more.

When unable to acquire the flesh that benefits them most - common brain foods are fair alternatives. Fatty fish, Beef, Chicken, Yogurt, Eggs, Leafy Vegetables, Berries. While these work for a time Human meat will always have the longest lasting effect. Many conscious aren't exactly comfortable with eating one of their own - or what used to be. Simply make sure that they aren't in the kitchen during meal prep and dicing the meat finely. Try to avoid wearing the same clothes as when you caught their dinner or the faint smell of blood may raise suspicion. You may notice your ghoul growing beyond typical human height if they are fed regularly and with a balanced diet of human flesh. This is perfectly normal

[Example A]

- A caretaker completely drenched in blood presents a human arm on a plate for their darling. The ghoul frowns - visibly uncomfortable.

Caretaker: Darling~ Time for breakfast!

Ghoul: N...no...

[This is wrong.]

[Example B]

- A well dressed and groomed caretaker presents an omelet stuffed with spinach and "mystery" meat, paired with a small fruit salad. The ghoul smiles

Caretaker: Darling, are you ready for breakfast? If you eat everything off your plate you can have a snack during speech practice.

Ghoul: kay!

[This is correct]

It is not wise to try an force a Ghoul to remember points in time. Their memory will come and go all depending on how well you feed them. Gently reassure them that you are their caretaker and rewards them for easy things like remembering your name. This will make your ghoul happy and more accepting of you. As their mind ails be sure to bath them frequently and stick as closely to their personal grooming routines as you can. It's best to style them the same as pictures closest to when they met their end, but if they express wanting to try a different hairstyles or look do not hesitate to comply. It will be a great bonding experience and staple you as someone they shouldn't forget when they begin to lose their head.

Lastly, be sure to give them lots of love. That's all for now, folks. Til next time.

#yandere x reader #yandere imagines #yandere x you #yandere headcanons #yandere #yandere scenarios #yandere insert #yandere blurb #yandere oc #zombie reader #yandere drabble #yandere writing

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sgiandubh · 7 months

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Autopsy of a gay lie: the Wikipedia trail

“You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.”

― Abraham Lincoln

For starters, sorry for the length and numerous screencaps. It is an investigation, after all and these are sorely needed.

Never underestimate the conjugated power of Internet, a Sunday afternoon and the lightbulb moment that can happen while baking something, because you know, people have also to reward themselves at some point.

I might have fucked up my foolproof Lemon Squares recipe, but I regret nothing. It took me three hours I could have gratefully used to finish that spirits post, but this is too damn good not to share.

Remember Meow Kabob's cross my heart and hope to die pinky swear she found confirmation of Data Lounge's allegations on Wikipedia, out of all places? How she regularly unburies that infamous screenshot listing S under the Wiki "Gay Actors" category? How she told us, filthy and uneducated shipper mob, over and over again, that story about STARZ people scouring the Internet far and wide and scrubbing any gay reference related to S, as soon or shortly after he was cast as JAMMF?

I can confidently prove now Lincoln's perennial truths I quoted above apply to this situation.

I was just pouring my lemon juice, eggs, flour and sugar mix over the hot and nutty shortbread when I stopped in my tracks: 'wait a second, isn't Wikipedia an open source project? BUT OF COURSE IT IS, SILLY COW - yes, I very often talk to myself like that. RUN. NOW. I HAVE TO KNOW.'

Sure enough, like death and taxes, the full edit list of S's Wikipedia page was there for everyone to see:

Even better, since Internet is forever, we have full access to all these edits and can take screenshots.

This is how Sam's Wikipedia odissey started, on November 11th 2007, when he was the complete underdog:

A ' strapping lad with natural dark blonde hair and 6'2'' tall', ideal for the role of Alexander the Great - pious silence and RIP. I grinned, because it sounds well, naïve? It also sounds gay, perhaps? What else does it prove, other than the gay crowd has an acute interest for novelty and a wandering eye?

Nothing. Not even remotely related to S.

Also, note the two classification categories: British TV actor stubs/ British actor stubs. Mark them, they stayed still and alone for a looooong time.

Up until 2009, in fact, when the wikientry was no longer considered a stub and even got several category additions:

Then again, some movin' on up, on that semi-dormant page, in 2013. Totes normal:

By early 2014, even more interest in S commands an expanded webpage and a longer, more detailed, category listing:

Let's quickly peruse 2015...

2016...

The incorrect Irish descent category stayed there for about ten days, until removed by another user. This is how it is done and it is then added to the list:

2017, 2018, 2019, early 2020, no change in the categories, but all hell broke lose content-wise. From Cirdan, the 'estranged brother' acting in a very gay connotated theatre production I have never heard about, in London, September 2016...

...... to a woman named Tiffany Trach who used to dream the impossible dream, in October 2016 (and she was not the only one, far from it)...

...to some halfwit being rightfully slapped for adding brainless Flukenzie Floozy content in March 2017:

By that time, I was getting supremely bored clicking on links and wanted to pack the tent and throw my lemon squares in the trash bin. But, lo and behold, what do I see on January 26th 2020:

With the tag possible vandalism:

Whodunnit?

A very brave person, hiding under a string of random numbers...

... and one single contribution EVER to the Wikipedia juggernaut. This is what I would call a targeted attack:

It stayed like that, unmolested, for five days only, until the user Spiderpig662 decided enough is enough and did something about it...

....categories being then restored to the previous wording:

The last vicious gay reference on Wikipedia dates back to May 28th 2020 (Ha-wa-wee, anyone?), was labeled as 'hate speech' & promptly removed:

Where wuffter is, in British Cockney slang:

Same modus operandi, this time an IP address, pinging in (you simply can't make this shit up, can you?)...

County Durham, FYI.

I then asked myself when exactly did Meow Kabob appear on Tumblr?

Even more exactly, on...

That is, to say the least, a troubling coincidence.

I do not imply anything, I have no wish to attack anyone. All I am saying, is that particular argument, which this user is shouting anytime she is prompted to, had a very short online lifespan. How could an American woman, who appeared in this fandom shortly afterwards, have known about changes operated for five days only, by an unknown user, on the open source webpage of a B-listed British actor?

I have only one question, Your Honor:

WHY?

I rest my case.

[Edit]: To make it maybe more clear, I now know where the person adding that category lives, thanks to Wikipedia's own tracking system:

No surprises here:

Augusta. Georgia. USA.

Now, yes. Now I rest my case.

#fandom

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talkingparrotkee · 11 months

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After seeing disagreeable claims critiquing the end of Wakanda Forever float around for the nth time, I felt like organizing my qualms and putting them neatly into another blog. These are just my musings.

"Shuri should've killed Namor! Sparing him was wrong!" I apologize for my harsh phrasing, but this is a horrible and brainless take, especially when it's from begrudged shippers or anti-Wakanda Forever recasters 😭. Whenever I see it, I can't help but wonder if anyone who says this or agrees genuinely likes and (especially) understands Namor and/or Shuri's actual characters. And no, I do not mean the surface aesthetic of or attraction to them.

If you knew and understood what kind of character Shuri (at least in the MCU) is, you would know why she spared Namor's life after nearly taking it. If you understood the important messages carefully baked into the film, you'd understand the writing choice of Shuri sparing Namor and Namor not being the "incorrigible villain who deserves death."

Asking the silly question of why she didn't kill him in the form of critique, or worse, saying she should have or somehow should give him hell after the fact (fortunately, a regressive immaturity neither character has), is a clear show of media illiteracy. It neglects both characters and at least one pillar theme of Wakanda Forever. If Shuri killed Namor, Talokan and Wakanda would unnaturally be eating away at each other for eternity, allowing the surface colonist nations to swoop in as the destabilization process was done for them. The true villains and enemies that put them in that situation where they collided with one another would gain access to their vibranium and technology. Game over.

Shuri Was Never In Her "Villain Era"

The simple answer, Shuri is not Wanda Maximoff 😊. Goodnight. (Author's note because someone was troubled by this tongue and cheek remark: I don't hate Wanda at all. I meant what I wrote: Shuri is not Wanda, just Wakandan. People want her to be Wanda and have a Wanda arc when she is not and will not. 🫡)

Even at the lowest of her low, Shuri is no villain. Shuri was just a young woman trying to find what kind of leader she was in the midst of grief, inner turmoil, and human anger. I don't know why some fans say she had a "villain era" or want her to canonically have a "villain era," but ok. That is not Shuri, nor would it have filled the hole in Shuri's heart, as said by Nakia. It was not just because it endangered Wakanda and would spearhead them in an eternal war either. Although, that is reason enough for Shuri not to kill Namor.

Who Princess Shuri Truly Is

Princess Shuri is a natural healer, teacher, and creator. Shuri loves, designs, creates, innovates, builds, and protects. Shuri has people who would die for her and trusts her to make the right choice in the end, faithfully standing beside her even when they recognize that the trajectory she currently set them on wasn't a good one. Why do you think this is? Because they know and trust Shuri. They know her brain is as big as her heart.

Shuri is not inherently destructive. That was the uncharacteristic result of her gripe with death (thinking it meant gone) and destructive handling of her grief. Ryan Coogler even pointed out how Shuri's state was unhealthy and dangerous. Shuri and Namor were both grieving and asking themselves painful questions.

That is why Killmonger is who appears to her. Killmonger is a violent, radical character (made that way by neglect, grief, loss, militaristic molding, and the suffering African Americans face) who almost carelessly sent Wakanda spiraling into mayhem. He became the people he hated, in the wise words of T'Challa, and was an unworthy king, in the wise words of Shuri. If such a man is comparing himself to Shuri and is who her subconscious elicited on the Ancestral Plane (which Shuri seems to be taking to her grave now, refusing to tell Nakia), maybe she's not doing alright? Just a thought!

This is also why Ramonda took her out by the river. It's why M'Baku said what he said at Ramonda's funeral. It is so she can mourn properly. So she could heal properly. Something she wasn't doing since the day T'Challa died.

Killing Namor would've destroyed her, not just her people. It wouldn't have sated her despite in her rightful anger, feeling it would. It would've just sent her past a point of no return.

"Show him who you are." Ramonda told her this after she struggled on her own with killing Namor. Why do you think Shuri hesitated even without Ramonda's influence (which was just her presence and reminding Shuri who she already was) yet? It didn't feel "right" to Shuri as their moment together (watching the Talokan sunrise), how Namor paralleled her, and how their people were alike flew through her mind's eye. Shuri hesitated, not because she was "soft" or "nonsensical mushy writing." Shuri saw what they were and what this was. She thought beyond herself. As Editor Michael P. Shawver said, Namor's line of, "only the most broken people can become great leaders" is what they focused on. It is what Shuri finally realizes at the bitter end. They relate. The narrative, characters, and actors all recognize this; I don't see how some audience members do not.

She and Namor were perpetuating the destructive cycle of grief and vengeance while setting that example for their people, but she was strong enough to pull herself up and break that chain. Then she offered her his hand for the sake of not only themselves, but their people. She saw firsthand the beauty of Talokan. Like Namor admired Wakanda in the beginning, she admired Talokan. She remembered her visit to Talokan in the mix of her nation's beauty.

"Vengance has consumed us. We cannot let it consume our people."

Not "my" people. Not "your" people. Our people.

Shuri realized many simple yet, at the same time, humanly complicated truths of how they had connectivity and were broken, trying to be the best leaders they could be. Neither of them was the villain but are what they were due to the bitter hand life dealt them and the situations they faced.

The Real Theme of Black Panther's Wakanda Forever

This movie also had clear themes of:

A) how POC/indigenous infighting sucks and is counterproductive

B) connectivity of black and brown, from culture to shared wounds

C) the scars of colonialization

Shuri killing Namor would defeat the carefully woven narrative and betray all these well-built things. I know some of you guys don't like to hear this, but Namor is not of the archetype of Killmonger, nor is he the real "villain," so he was handled accordingly.

“We talked to so many experts and really made relationships with them, because there was a lot to go through,” says Beachler. “There are a lot of parallels between Africans and Latin Americans as far as the colonization of their communities and cities, the enslavement of their people, the lies that were told about their culture, the misinterpretation of their words, and the ways they were made out to look demonized in order to elevate a European country.”

Shuri Getting Her Lick Back

"Shuri should've beaten Namor until-" or "She let him off the hook unpunished!" If you paid attention to the movie, you'd see she literally beat him within an inch of his life? She definitely did get her lick back just as Namor got his. Wanting her to get "more" licks after the fact is regressive.

Shuri:

isolated and trapped Namor to weaken and drain his energy

ferally clawed both of his wings, taking out his ability to fly

made him bleed and bruised him up

roasted him in a firey explosion, effectively charring him and rendering him temporarily paralyzed

Shuri didn't play patty cake with him; she made an immortal bleed and fear death. She had him gasping for air on his back at the mercy of her spear tip. She made him yield and call off the troops. She made an ally out of him on her terms who exalted her strength and is currently bandaged up, flightless, and awaiting to aid her (rather than striking first, waging war as originally wanted). It's more than enough and was the best course of action. What do you mean? What are you talking about?

#black panther #wakanda forever #namor shuri #princess shuri #namor #marvel #bpwf #shuri #letitia wright #tenoch huerta

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leclerced · 5 months

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Oof the idea of getting Seb roped in and Bunny bringing his rbr era cockiness out would be.. chef’s kiss.

I’m just imagining that Seb was her first crush from Formula 1 when she first started following the sport, so when he visited at Suzuka, she would just be super bashful and revert back to her old child hood self who had Seb posters up. And he’d laugh about it, teasing her about how every time he looked at her or had the smallest bit of accidental contact as they inspected the bee houses or he walked by her in hospitality, she just immediately turned red. And Mark would tease Oscar about this, letting him know that his protégé’s girlfriend wasn’t even insusceptible to Seb’s charm and it was just like the days where the other WAGS even had the smallest crush on Seb because of his outgoing and friendly personality.

Seeing Bunny’s reaction and hearing this would of course would prompt Oscar to invite Seb to “hang out” and get to know Bunny, the girl who has half of the grid wrapped around her little finger. And Seb would be curious to see why Lance would be dropping off gifts at McClaren hospitality, why Max and Charles would joke so closely with Oscar and Lando about how she seemed so tired.

But what really gets me? The way Lando would react, seeing who he thought was the most wholesome, gentlemanly grid dad revert back to the man who would openly flirt with reporters and ask their about their break plans, the way he would cockily tease and taunt Bunny during their time together and curse quietly in German and tell her she was his good girl.

I think Lando’s brain would short circuit watching the way he dommed Bunny because while he knew about Seb’s past, the only persona HE had met was the wise and generous elder on the grid who wanted a tree planted in his name for a Christmas gift, not playboy Seb who had Bunny’s ankles around his neck and her begging for more.

AHHH this is my new fav concept goodbye

bunny’s so confident w everyone else because she knows the power she holds over them, but it all slips away around seb. since he only retired a year before she would have met him before, but it all starts after he retires so like, she was okay around him before because he wouldn’t be an option. he’d know he’s one of her favorite drivers, if not her favorite, so when he returns to suzuka and she sees him for the first time after it starts, she can’t stop thinking about fucking him. she’d just stay with lando or oscar and watch seb interact with everyone, waiting for him to come over so she can rope him in. she’s thinking about the way he used to flirt with everyone and wonders if she can bring that part of him back out. planning what lines she can use to make him blush, but then he comes over and is talking to oscar and she just short circuits, she can’t function. she’s got stars in her eyes and she’s just… brainless. as soon as he walks away oscar’s teasing her over it and mark is like don’t sweat it bunny, we’ve all been there. he has that effect on women. and she’s like uhh no i mean- i’ve met him before idk what just happened??

he was charles’s mentor so he’d catch charles looking too long, or catch him with a hand on her waist, and he’d be like “charlie i have been involved with taken women, do not make the same mistakes i did. stay out of it, she doesn’t need a third boyfriend.” charles knows seb can keep a secret so he’s the one to let it slip, so when oscar’s asking him to come hang out with him and bunny… sebastian’s got ideas brewing in his head. he’s thinking about when he arrived at the paddock and was saying hello to everyone and he pulled her in for a hug and her voice was shaky and low as she said hello and then wouldn’t meet his eyes while he talked to oscar and mark. every time he sees her after that he finds a reason to touch her, like brushing her hair behind her ear, putting a hand on her waist when he’s walking by. he likes the way she reacts to him barely touching her, notices the little smirk on oscar’s face because he’s seeing her reactions too and knows what he’s doing.

bunny would be so frustrated at the end of each day, asking oscar why seb keeps touching her and oscar asks “do you want him to stop?” and she almost cries bc that is the last thing she wants. every little event he does for his bee project, he’s finding a way to get her attention, saying something dirty to oscar and looking over to see her blushing and squirming. he’d be asking her to help him with stuff, saying everyone else is too busy. maybe he wouldn’t even ask her, he’d ask oscar if he could borrow her like she’s not even there and ofc she’d follow him like a puppy dog wherever he wants. he’d be making dirty jokes, toeing the line of flirting and not. oscar and lando are reaping the benefits of all of seb’s teasing. oscar lets her get all pent up before slipping seb a room card, and he wouldn’t even need to say anything, seb takes it and shows up with condoms and lube and probably silk ties or smth.

then suddenly sebastian’s at every other race and no one even bats an eye when he’s caught flirting with bunny time and time again except lando, they’re all used to it but he can never get the sight of oscar and sebastian tag teaming her out of his head. sebastian would put her in positions he didn’t think possible, they’d fuck her until she’d gone completely silent and lando’s asking them to stop bc he’s kinda worried when she doesn’t respond to his check-in but as soon as seb and oscar back off, she’s crying for them to come back. she’d be so lost in how good she felt she didn’t hear lando, so when suddenly it stops she completely falls apart begging them not to stop and lando feels terrible for ruining what would have been an earth shattering orgasm. he’d never be able to look at him the same, and oscar would have a new best friend.

#ask #anon #blindfold universe #fav

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mariailoveyou-guerin · 7 months

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what did I say ladies and gentlemen didn’t I tell y’all😂 the internet is so fake and fickle and literally has hurd 🐑 mentality it’s wild if one person says something and few agree then suddenly all agree like they don’t have any minds of their own they just following whatever is in and new popular I told y’all since day Colin is the finest man along with Ben, in that whole Bridgerton show this don’t include QC men so don’t be coming for me because I didn’t inlcunde prince adolphus who’s so stunning too, Anthony visually is it not doubt about it and not in s1 but s2 overall he’s pretty but character wise personality and visually COLIN was always nr1 I’m sorry Benedict was nr2 just bc as character he’s just not fully fleshed and is just the HIMBOO of the family which is why many love him he’s just there being cute nice silly dumb and pretty hopefully he’ll get too be a more real person and not just the pretty dumb brother! Ofc in his szn he’ll be full fleshed character and person

BTW Us COLIN POLIN fans since day1 how do we feel don’t hall just love winning and knowing your taste and mind is superior to everyone and y’all have your own brains and aren’t just brainless zombies that follow whatever the some people with horrendous taste on the internet say and do 😂 me being a sheep I could never I have a mind of my own I could never just follow whatever someone tells just because it’s popular and in

#bridgerton #colin bridgerton #luke newton #luke thompson #anthony bridgerton #polin #jonathan bailey #as Colin girly since day1 I always win.#benedict bridgerton #penelope bridgerton #penelope featherington #our season gonna eat so good polin girlies #nothing I hate more then oh everyone likes it or him so I’m gonna like it mentatily or until someone tells me to like it #you are female with reasonable ability and brain please use it

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mumsie-bangin · 9 months

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AFAB Alucard x GN Speaker reader

If you are a minor pls do not interact with my work. I dont tolerate any form of trans fetishization or idolization of unhealthy or prejudiced practices or beliefs.

Reader is taking the lead in this one , usage of magic and fingering

Alucard clawed at the bed sheets while his knees were threatening to give in. Subtle moans and sighs left his mouth as he was whimpering into the pillow beneath him.

"Does that feel good dear?" You leaned to ask him over his shoulder, pressing your chest against Alucards back .Your fingers were running circles around his clit, every now and then pushing two fingers in just to lubricate the sensitive bud.

"M-,Mhm" alucards face grew red as you pressed yourself against him. Vocalizing the more you flicked his nub. You were rubbing soothing circles into the flesh of his ass and chuckled into his ear,letting a chill run down his spine "Oh dear, you look so pretty like this . "

He wasnt used to this, actually he wasnt used to physical touch at all. The fact that he trusts you so much already is such a big step, youve done it so many times but whenever you take the lead he completely shifts headspace wise.

Its so difficult for him to keep his composure when youre edging and teasing him like this.

Running your nails teasingly down his sides , you lean back and look over his beautiful form. Panting,sweating. Though you cant see his face, his hair is tucked to the side and dischevelled. Its unusual to see him like this

Your long nails run down his inner thigh and you watch as he whimpers and flinches at your touch. "Dear, can i try something?"

Before you even have the chance to finish the sentence he whimpers, "Please" "Anything, do anything."

You chuckle and start peppering him with kisses from his shoulders to his lower back. "Can you turn around for me?"

He does as asked and props himself against the soft pillows of the bed frame, breath still slightly strained . God, hes beautiful like this. You've teased him for an hour now and he looks absolutely fucked out. You run your hands up and down his thighs in a soothing motion, teasingly getting closer to his pussy every time. "Y/N i hate you right now"

He bucks his hips and groans as you flick his nub,making you let out a hearty laugh. Finally you decide to stop messing with him ,

"I'll reward you then," your hands find his and gently lift them above his head. "Remember the word?"

He nods and fights himself from bucking his hips further. The fact that youre looming over him and still so lovingly caring has him wanting you to fuck him brainless. To which , for his benefit, you oblige.

You cast a binding spell and his hands hover in the air as though a rope had tied them. You drag your nails down his torso and he flinches at the teasingly ticklish sensation, you place his legs onto your shoulders. Breathing onto his cunt ,leaving him trembling. "ah- Y/N" your mouth finds his sensitive bud and you suck hard.

Almost a shriek leaves him as he writhes beneath you. Moans leave him and he bucks his hips into your mouth

"a-AH" Sucking and swirling your tongue against his clit has him seeing stars

"Y-Y/N,slow dow- AH" slurping and whimpering fill the room as you start prodding your tongue into him. Eating out your lover as if you had been starven for decades. "Youre divine" you let out through muffled slurping, indulging in the salty flavor of your lover.

Alucards moans get louder the deeper you push your tongue into him , filling him up completely as your tongue writhes inside him . Was it always this long?

He bucks his hips into your face and his legs press into either side of your head. Juices cover your face as he bucks his back , one last high pitched moan echoing in the room as he cums.

Alucard is a panting mess. His eyes shoot open as you start sucking at his clit again ,

"W-wait, Y/N ,please a-AH" he cries, tugging at his restraints and bucking his hips away. You glance at him, attentively listening for the word if he were to want to make it stop. Last thing you want is for him to not want this

He doesent use the word though, and cries fat tears as his moans fill the room again. You smile against him and groan while shoving your tongue into him, groaning as he tightens around it. The vibration makes him shudder and his toes curl as his hips buck off the bed . Alucard sobs ,not noticing the spell you cast.

What seems to be purple magic shapes itself into hands, hands that resemble yours. Floating into position

One gently holding Alucard by the back of his head, supporting and soothing him as it rubs circles into his temple.

He almost loses it while watching you stare at him from beneath him, as the other hands run up and down his sides,occasionally brushing his nipples. He can feel his second orgasm coming.

The hands pinch his sensitive buds and you order the last two remaining hands to take your position. One scissoring him open and the other running circles over his clit .

The sounds leaving his mouth are whorish , saying youre turned on would be such a massive understatement.

You feel the sensation of pure arousal in your stomach as you watch the man beneath you writhing and moaning. You lean in to kiss him, tongue lapping with his. He moans into your mouth and he cries one last time as the hands scissor him open and the other presses harder into his clit.

You order the hands to halt.With one wave of your hand, the bindings and magical grabbers disappear.

You quickly support alucards head and pull his body close to you. His chest heaving as his mind is fogged. After a comfortable silence ,with nothing but his panting, you kiss his forhead.

"How are you feeling , dear?"

He smiles , while still looking fucked out of his mind,

"Amazing"

#alucard x reader #adrien tepes x reader #castlevania #top!reader #alucard x top!reader #castlevania smut

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teaberrii · 1 year

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The President’s Delinquent

You and Cyno can’t be more different. He’s Akademiya’s perfect student council president. You’re a labelled, cursed delinquent who changes into a cat for eight hours when kissed. When Cyno gets a complaint about you, he’s forced to take action, only for it to lead to unexpected circumstances.

Cyno/You

Notes: Cross-posted on Ao3

Chapter One: The President's Problem

“Good morning, Cyno!”

“Hiya, prez!”

“Hello, Mr. President!”

No matter how many greetings he gets, Cyno’s expression remains stoic. Still, he gives a curt nod to the students who publicly recognize him as most keep their distance. He's heard the rumours. Some say he’s too intimidating and unapproachable. Others want to “admire from afar,” whatever that means.

Despite Cyno's popularity amongst the teachers and students, when he ran for student council president, no one expected him to win. He’s too quiet, mysterious, and serious, a huge contrast to the other candidates at the time who were charismatic but touting “ridiculous” ideas.

“Keep Akademiya great! Keep Akademiya on top!”

Akademiya has been ranked the top school in the nation for five consecutive years. Still, the empty slogans without any plan for real improvements are, as Cyno calls it, “brainless.”

“There’s something called smiling.” Tighnari, his childhood friend and now Vice-President, had said to him one day. “You should try it. It’ll do wonders for your reputation and campaign.”

But, Cyno never took that advice. Instead, he relied purely on skill and logic. Besides, Cyno's air of mystery adds to his charisma. Not that he would ever admit that out loud.

Just as Cyno turns the corner, an older graduate student bumps into him and says, “Hey. Watch where you’re going." Cyno keeps walking until he feels a hand on his shoulder. “I said to watch where you’re going.”

One of the other students attempts to calm the situation by saying, “... Hey, just leave him alone.”

“He’s the one who bumped into me!”

Cyno still doesn’t turn around. Instead, he brushes the student’s hand off his shoulder without a word. People like this aren’t worth the time. Just then, Cyno glares over his shoulder and dodges the punch that would’ve struck him if it weren’t for his fast reflexes. Cyno swiftly grabs the student's wrist and stops him with his foot.

Then, Cyno finally looks the student in the eyes and says, “Pick your battles wisely.”

It's one of the top-down problems he's noticed at Akademiya. Older students abuse their seniority over younger students, which is why Cyno's position is still controversial. He technically shouldn't be president as he's not in the ranks of the older students. He's not old or experienced enough. Yet, he still won, much to the dismay of the more senior students and teachers.

Cyno lets the student go, and he quickly scrambles to his feet. Then, with one last glare at Cyno, the student leaves with his friends. At least he knows when to back off.

Once Cyno reaches the student council meeting room, he sees his team seated around the table. “... Apologies for being late.”

One of the members smiles at him. “Oh, you’re not late, Mr. President.”

Candace, one of the class representatives, looks at the time. “You’re safe with only a few seconds to spare.”

Tighnari laughs softly. “Do we need to be so picky, Candace?”

“Of course.”

Cyno sits at the front and looks through the agenda. “Let’s get started.”

Soon, ideas about school events and activities are tossed around the room. The conversation eventually leads to a discussion about student and teacher concerns about the school. While the council has already taken care of most of them, one gets Cyno's full attention.

Candace says your name. “Have you heard of her before?”

“She’s in your class, isn’t she, Cyno?” Tighnari asks.

Of course. You’re an infamous figure at the school, after all. After a video of you punching an older student went viral last semester, you’ve been labelled as Akademiya’s black sheep. How did you—someone with a tempter and an attitude like that—get into such a prestigious school? Connections? Bribery? Everyone questioned you, and they're still questioning you.

Everyone except Cyno.

Your name is familiar, but while he's been curious about you, he's never approached you. He has no reason to. Besides, whatever happened in that video is none of his business.

“One of the students has a problem with her,” Candace says.

“How?" Tighnari asks. "She’s, like, never here.”

That’s also one of your greatest mysteries. Cyno’s seen you around but only during exam season. What’s even more baffling is how you score in the top ten every time.

“That’s the problem,” Candace deadpans. “The complaint is how a student like her can attend this school after what happened last semester. Students complain it’s unfair that she gets to"—she does air quotations with her hands as she says—‘show up whenever she likes while everyone else slaves away.'”

“... Sounds more of a personal complaint than anything else,” Tighnari mumbles.

Candace sighs. “Look, I don’t want to deal with this any more than you guys do. But it’s not just one or two people, so we should do something before it gets out of control. It can’t be good for her either.”

Everyone slowly turns to Cyno.

“But...” Tighnari begins, tapping his pen against the table, “What are we supposed to do? We’re also students.”

Candace crosses one leg over the other. “Some want her kicked out.”

“... That’s a little harsh.”

“Er, didn’t she put that guy in the hospital?”

“I thought he died.”

“Okay,” Candace says, stopping all conjectures. “First, I can confirm that the kid didn’t die. He just transferred to another school. And… no one knows what really happened.”

“What about the teachers?” Tighnari asks. “I heard they got involved, but nothing came out of it.”

Cyno doesn't like the sound of this. But is there really no other way to solve this without getting involved? Candace has a point. There are too many unknowns that aren't good for anyone. The students. The school. You. And… him. As much as Cyno wants to, he can't turn a blind eye. It's part of his job to resolve student complaints, no matter how ridiculous they are. And, well, this mystery isn't entirely absurd. At least to Cyno. Something lies sleeping beneath the surface, and maybe Akademiya can make a real change if the beast awakens.

“... I’ll get in touch with her.”

Everyone turns to Cyno again. “Are you sure, Cyno?”

There's a reason why this isn't resolved. Someone has something to hide. And, Cyno has a feeling that it isn't you. Besides, what's the worst that can happen?

“Are you afraid of her, Tighnari?” Cyno asks.

Tighnari and Candance glance at each other. “Well, she did punch someone.”

“I don’t know if she had guts or was just dumb, really,” someone says. “She could’ve gotten hurt if that student fought back. He was twice her size!”

“Let’s refrain from judging, shall we?” Candace asks. Then, she looks at Cyno. “I guess we’ll leave it to you.”

After the meeting ends, Cyno walks toward his next class, but he's coming up with possibilities of how to find you. Then, suddenly, he stops and looks to his right. Maybe it's worth a shot. Cyno slides the door open and enters the teacher's lounge.

“Ah, Cyno, what brings you here?”

“I was hoping you could help me, professor,” Cyno says.

“What do you need?”

“... Information on a student.”

The professor raises a brow. “What kind of information?”

Oh, you know. Her phone number… Maybe an address? Personal information that you won't give out to another student. Cyno clears his throat and says, "The Council's been receiving complaints on a specific student. I've been asked to take care of it."

“Ah… you must be talking about her.” Then, the professor says your name. “Am I right?”

“Yes, that’s her.”

“Is she not at school… again?”

“Well, I haven’t seen her."

The professor sighs. “Honestly, I don’t see why the school keeps her around. Not even taking her studies seriously. What a bad look on the school.”

“To be fair….” Cyno and the professor turn to the male voice that Cyno instantly recognizes. Kaveh, an architect who’s a stand-in for one of the absent teachers this year, walks towards the two. “The student she punched was apparently harassing the juniors.” Oh? Well, this is news to Cyno. “So, maybe she did the school a favour.”

“But it certainly didn’t help her in any way,” the professor says. “Anyway”—he turns to Cyno—“if she’s not at school, I’m afraid I can’t help you.” Then, he glances at his watch. “Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a class to teach.”

Once he’s out the door, Kaveh looks at Cyno and smiles. “Digging around for a student’s personal information? Not like you at all, Cyno.”

“Save your breath, Kaveh. If you can’t help me.”

“Oh, but maybe I can.” Cyno narrows his eyes as Kaveh continues, “... But for something in return, of course.”

“... Better make this worth my while.”

“I’m substituting for an evening class today, but I have to pick up my dry-cleaning… See what I’m getting at?”

Cyno rolls his eyes. “Dry-cleaning… really?”

Kaveh sighs loudly. “Blame Haitham for breaking the washing machine. Honestly. I’m surprised he managed to live this long without knowing much about how to do daily house chores.”

“Maybe that’s why he allowed you to room with him. It makes sense, after all.”

“... Are you saying his hospitality was a disguise for me to become his housemaid?”

Cyno shrugs. “... Anyway, my answer will depend on how useful your information is.”

“Haitham’s rubbing off on you.” Cyno raises a brow. Kaveh frowns. “Or, maybe it runs in the family.”

“Are you going to give me an answer or not?”

“Okay, okay! Yeesh.” Then, quietly, “At least Haitham’s more patient.” Cyno isn’t amused. He’s not a stranger to people comparing him to his older cousin. They are alike, but perhaps too much so that people are starting to forget Cyno isn’t Alhaitham. “The Red Sand. I’m sure you’ve heard of that place.”

Everyone knows of The Red Sand, but very few step into that area as it’s where gangs frequent. Surprisingly, there hasn’t been any trouble over the last few years. Now, Cyno’s even more curious. What’s a student like you doing in a place like that?

"Saw her with a few big guys over there," Kaveh continues. "Not sure what they're doing, but yeah."

Well, that's not suspicious at all. But, Cyno has to ask, "What were you doing there?"

“Used it as a shortcut, but the most I got were just a few suspicious stares.” Cyno looks at his watch. He’s going to be late for class. “... You’re not really going to go, are you?”

Cyno hasn’t decided. But why does it seem like things are suddenly getting more complicated? “I’ll see.”

As he slides open the door, he’s visibly surprised to see a student on the other side. But it’s not just any student. It’s one he recognizes… as your friend. At least she’s the one who tried to stop the fight between you and that student.

“H-hello, Mr. President!”

“... Cyno is fine.”

“Ah… okay. Hello, Cyno.”

Cyno steps aside to let the female student inside. She steps over the threshold, then turns to him and asks, “I didn’t mean to eavesdrop… but were you talking about Y/N?”

“Oh? Do you know her?” Kaveh asks.

“She’s my friend.”

“Do you know where I might find her?” Cyno asks.

She smiles slightly. “... May I ask why you’re looking for her?”

“There’s something I wish to check with her,” Cyno says.

She slowly nods and says, “Well… I could give you her address.”

“I would appreciate that.”

“Um, let me text you!” Cyno is hesitant, as he doesn’t like to give his number to anybody. But, he reluctantly agrees as it’s the only solid lead he has on you. “Don’t hesitate to ask me anything else!”

Cyno doesn’t answer and walks to class.

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“You got her address? Already?”

“I guess I was lucky,” Cyno says, looking at Tighnari. “... Her friend happened to show up at the teacher’s lounge.”

“Her friend? Who?” That’s a good question. Who is she again? Tighnari scoffs quietly. “Wait. Don’t tell me you don’t even know her name.”

Cyno stops at an intersection. “I’m going this way.”

Tighnari looks in the unfamiliar direction behind his friend. “Are you sure you don’t want me to come with you? What if she’s actually dangerous?”

"Since when did you offer to come with me?" Tighnari coughs once as Cyno deadpans, "She's a student."

"... A student who hangs out at The Red Sand." Tighnari crosses his arms. "What if—"

"Look, enough with the what-ifs."

To Cyno's surprise, Tighnari smiles. "Y'know, this is the first time I'm seeing you go so far for someone."

"... Excuse me?"

Tighnari shrugs. "You could've asked Candace to handle it. There's always another way, but you accepted it without question." Then, he chuckles. "Don't tell me you're... curious about her?"

"Would you like to handle this then?" Cyno asks. Tighnari quickly shakes his head. "... Yeah, I thought so."

Tighnari smiles sheepishly. “Well, good luck. Let me know how things go!”

And then he’s off.

As Cyno continues on his way alone, he starts getting curious and suspicious stares. The longer Cyno walks, the more he's aware he's getting closer to The Red Sand. Maybe he should turn back. Maybe he should wait for you to show up at school. Maybe—

Then, he stops.

The sound of laughter makes him look toward a small park. A young boy runs up to you and takes your hand. Then, he starts dragging you to the swings, where Cyno overhears him urging you to push him.

“Okay, okay! I’m coming,” you say, smiling.

Once the boy gets comfortable, you give him a hard push, and the boy tells you to push him higher. Dangerous is the last word that comes to mind when Cyno looks at you. Then, he hears someone call your name and watches a burly man approach you.

“Jebrael!”

You stop the swing, and the young boy quickly climbs off into a tall man's arms. Jebrael picks up the young boy and asks, "Miss me, kid?"

“No,” he says cheekily. “I had the best company!”

Jebrael looks at you. “... Thanks for looking after him.”

“What can I say?” you say, ruffling the kid’s hair. “Nothing beats babysitting.”

“Hey! I’m a good kid.”

"Yes, very good," you say as he pouts and narrows his eyes. Then, you lean in to kiss his head, but the young boy gives you an unexpected peck on the cheek.

Cyno's eyes widen as you're suddenly shrouded in smoke, and he almost drops his bag when he sees a silhouette that's nothing close to human. He steps back, almost running into an incoming cyclist who starts ringing his bell like crazy.

Cyno dodges him, but once he turns back, he sees Jebrael, the young boy, and… a small, white cat sitting in the pile of clothes you had just been wearing. Your eyes meet his, and it’s as if your gaze freezes him in place.

What. Just. Happened.

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#cyno x you #cyno x reader #genshin impact #cyno fluff #cyno genshin impact

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wri0thesley · 1 year

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zhongli, pantalone, dottore, ayato, miko . . . all use pet names for you that rob you of your agency, a little bit. that remind you of how much smaller and less powerful you are compared to them, whether that be physically or status-wise. all of them pinch your cheeks and coo at you with their voice all sticky sweet with honey, calling you 'little thing' and 'sweet thing' and 'little one' and 'treasure'. making you feel like a tiny little thing that would be nothing without them; remind you how silly you can be, how much you rely on them for guidance. reminding you that you're their sweet pretty little obedient toy to do with as they please, on your back or on your knees or bent in half with your eyes gone hazy with pleasure and your voice pitching and panting and moaning. sweet thing, be good and take it. don't worry your pretty head about it. how lovely you look, fucked dumb and brainless. why would you ever need to think?

#nat.txt #not sfw text #genshin impact posting

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Just something I realised about the stone mural...it must've been pretty weird to the members of the Psychic 7 who were part of Psychonauts. Or at least most of them. Seems like Otto commissioned it and Ford wouldn't have paid much attention to it. But then there's Compton and Bob. Up there every day are not only highly lionised and gigantic versions of themselves they feel they'll never live up to, but also the closest people in their lives who are now gone.

Cassie would've probably seen it briefly in the short time she was part of the Psychonauts and just complained to Otto about the nose.

it is pretty funny how just, not at all close cassie's part of the portrait is visuals wise like all the others i see it but her muppet nose looks a little silly even considering the silly style

but yeah this huge mural of their friends as they were, some of whom are dead, it mustve taken a mental toll on them. iirc the spot where the mural goes in Bob's Bottles' version of the atrium is either just ripped out completely or at least not present in his mind. So I imagine for Bob it'd be an especially painful reminder, him and his dead husband always arms linked together in a way that's impossible

I always think abt the implied scene of Helmut making his way out of the mailroom to get out of the building and stumbling across the mural. And he'd just stand there for a bit staring up at it, seeing his friends, his husband. arms linked. probably moves once he notices someone trying to usher "nick" back to the mailroom bc hes presumed to still be brainless atm

i love that mural it has such artistic depth to it in and out of universe. the atrium is one of my favorite non-mind settings and this is like 50% of why

#asks #laurenfoxmakesthings #hcs

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bones-of-a-rabbit · 2 years

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a tidbit abt the animatronic-reader au

ive kinda got a story/plot idea for the au but im too lazy to like draw it or anything so here ya go. yea idk why im like this either but more info below th cut

okay so this idea is basically just centered around the idea that repair-themed-staff-bot Reader would be around during the events of Security Breach, lowkey trying to help Gregory and Freddy but really, really not wanting to get in trouble.

im also imagining that Reader-bot was brought into the Plex either shortly before or shortly after Moon got the Afton-virus, and also also going to assume that he was bugging out for a little while before Security Breach takes place.

Reader-bot, like the other, more basic STAFF bots, is generally allowed to wander the ‘Plex at night. Most nights they just hang out in the Parts and Services area, maybe there’s a station/storage area there specifically for STAFF bots not in use? Idk, i havent looked at the map in depth in a while. Point is, most of the time they just kinda,, hang out in their room, essentially. They don’t feel like they’re ‘cool’ enough to hang around the Glamrock animatronics, and they’re either too timid or not close enough to Sun/Moon to comfortably hang out with them for a whole night. Yeah, their whole thing is feeling awkward and out of place in this au idk what to tell you.

Maybe one night when they’re out just kind of exploring the ‘Plex, Infected-Moon starts tracking them and then chasing them down, just to get a kick out of it. The first time they don’t even think to run away so he easily overpowers them and leaves some amount of damage on them that leaves them defunct for a few days before they’re up and functional again. After the first time, Moon makes a habit of it, and each time it happens, Reader wises up more and more until eventually they always run from him like they’re running for their life. One night he catches them and in a moment of panic and quick thinking, they grab a screwdriver from their utility belt and slash him with it. It distracts him enough for them to get away, but from that point on it’s fuckin PERSONAL

And that’s also the first time Reader-bot realizes that, even though there’s nothing wrong with them, nothing they can find on a diagnostic scan, something is strange and they don’t like it. They don’t know it yet, but that’s the first time they noticed they were FEELING something, and they were feeling afraid.

After the events of Security Breach- assuming Afton is gone but the ‘Plex hasn’t burned- Moon is cured of the virus and can only remember some of what happened while he was infected. He recalls thinking that he and Reader-bot used to play a fun game of cat and mouse and that it had sometimes been the time of his life, but he can’t remember the exact details of what the game was and how it was played.

So, the first time Reader-bot and Moon cross paths after the virus is gone, he’s confused when they all but RUN in the opposite direction- and from then on, they do everything in their power to avoid him as much as they possibly can. They avoid working in areas of the ‘Plex where they know he is until he’s left. During the dark hours, they’re nowhere to be found. Yeah, they don’t feel as fondly about the games as he did.

And Moon was confused- he’d played some silly games with them at some point, hadn’t he? And why would they act so strange around him anyway, they were a STAFF bot- clueless, brainless, as awake and aware as a dried up ink pen. Okay, so maybe they did something a little different than the usual STAFF bot, but that was like expecting the ice-cream bot to be special just because it’s not a copy-paste of the other hundred bots in this dumb building.

And they apparently liked SUN just fine- it was JUST Moon they didn’t like. They even liked the Glamrock animatronics, and THEY’D had the same virus he had! So what gives??

Moon has to be rehabilitated back to being a daycare attendant again before the daycare can open again, he’s still just a little too unpredictable for anyone’s taste. Reader-bot was damaged at some point during the night of the breach, but they’re fixed up now and back to work. They used to spend empty hours in the daycare, Sun was one of the only animatronics that treated them as an equal and didn’t mind that they were silent or just preferred to watch and listen, but now... Well, during open hours, that’s where Moon is.

ANYWAY IDK WHERE IT GOES FROM THERE THATS ALL I’VE GOT SORRY idk man im sorry but this shit been sitting in my head giving me brainrot all day and idk i thought someone might find it at least a little interesting

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hunkahulkaaburningfudge · 8 months

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Thoughts on Daredevil (1964) as a Black Widow fan pt 2

Letter column from Daredevil (1964) #89

SAY IT LOUDER, JEFF 📣📣📣📣

"Matt seems to believe that when a woman is in love with a man he acquires the right to act like her father, something he probably picked up from Reed Richards" 🫢💀

Gotta say, I'm loving the Black Widow defense from 1970s men.

Daredevil (1964) #91

YESSS NAT DRAG HIM

It's painful reading Natasha go through this knowing that there is someone out there that does treat her the way she deserves to be treated as an equal, but he's just temporarily dead during the 70s comics. However, timeline-wise, this is post-Bucky and Natasha's Red Room romance which makes the way Matt is treating her even more painful because she did find someone who does treat her as his partner, who does thank and accept her, but they were torn apart. Her happiest romance was in the Red Room, a HORRIBLE place, where it had to be kept a secret but now she's out of it and free to do whatever she wants, but she's in a toxic relationship with Matt. In hindsight, this could be read as Natasha missing Bucky even though their relationship wasn't created until the 2000s.

Daredevil and the Black Widow (1964) #94

"I'm my own woman first, last, and always!" will always be my favorite Natasha line. It's so Black Widow!

Daredevil and the Black Widow (1964) #99

Clint and Matt: *being idiots fighting over Natasha, and Clint acting creepy*

Natasha: *is more concerned about her beautiful, broken window than Clint or Matt* 😂

Daredevil and the Black Widow (1964) #99

It's confirmed that Matt has no brain cells because only an idiot would treat his girlfriend like this.

"How could I forget? You never stop reminding me!"

Only because he needs reminding! Maybe he should stop treating his girlfriend as a brainless sidekick. Ugh, I can't wait until Natasha dumps him.

pt 1 pt 3 pt 4

#natasha romanoff #black widow #daredevil #matt murdock #marvel comics #daredevil comics #daredevil 1964 #gerry conway #616 natasha romanoff #616 matt murdock #darewidow #natasha x matt

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Hi! Idk if this is weird to ask but can you do the monster trio + Usopp, law and shanks with a Mexican!Reader that starts to yell at them in Spanish? I think yk what i mean but other wise it’s fine <3 ty!

Sypnosis -> The ask above! I will be removing Shanks though because I have a limit of 5 people per request!!

Author's notes -> AAA MY FIRST ASK??? AND WHEN I WAS BUSY??? I'M SO HAPPY!! First off, I would like to apologize for getting to this ask super late since I was really busy for the past week and had no time to write. Thank you for your patience!! (You didn't say this was x reader, so I won't write it as such)

Warnings -> Probably inaccurate Google translations, not proofread, following EddieVR's way of speaking (I'm trying to follow an actual Spanish speaker's way and tone so that I can be as accurate as possible), vulgar language because the reader is yelling (so I assume they're upset/angry), Reader could be perceived as rude

Featuring -> Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Ussop, Law

Luffy

You can't believe the disaster of a crew you've joined so spontaneously. With a captain that gives that poor cook a workout to feed him 3 meals a day (maybe even more than that), you feel grateful that he's the one cooking because of the delicacy and care he puts into his meals.

Though, not even the best cooks can perform magic. Without ingredients, a chef is left with nothing but utensils to serve. It gave you a shock when you realized how fast Sanji had already ran out of ingredients.

"¡Nunca duraremos en el mar contigo, idiota sin cerebro! La comida está prácticamente terminada. (We'll never last at sea with you, you brainless idiot! The food is practically finished.)" You sigh.

Luffy is... dumbfounded. He just stares at you, scratches the top of his head, then tilts his head with an innocent gleam in his eyes - oblivious to what you're sputtering. If anything, he finds it sort of amusing to see you this upset.

He's heard from the crew about the depth of your culture and home country before - boy, he misses the mouthwatering food there just thinking about it.

You shake your head, aware that your chidings aren't getting through to him. Plus, you got so upset you started scolding him in a whole different language. "Sanji! Would you limit Luffy's meals-"

And suddenly Luffy listening to you (despite the incessant complaining in between).

Zoro

"Ouchouchouch, what the hell?" Zoro grits his teeth at you after you pinched his ear, dragging him behind the crates and preventing him from attacking the marines in front of you.

"Don't just go up there! What are you thinking?" You suddenly spot flashlights illuminating the dark corner the both of you were jammed into and immediately rush over to another hiding place. Letting go of Zoro's ear, you could only pray that he had enough sense in him to follow you instead of trusting any predatory instinct he had in him.

Nami trusted you with this mission! You had to sneak in quietly and-

"It's Roronoa Zoro! Call for backup!"

Great! Another problem. Snaking your hands around him, you grab onto his shirt, smiling gently for just a moment. There weren't many options and it was only the two of you in a base full of marines - it would be waste of time to defeat them all and the injuries afterward would be nothing but troublesome.

"You know what this means, ¡corre por tu maldita vida! (run for your damn life!)" Not looking back for a single moment, you bang into almost everything blocking your way with Zoro being dragged along behind you. Luckily for you, he works as a great meatshield - fending off all the enemies that get too close for comfort!

Zoro had no idea what language you were speaking, but he could tell just how furious you were just by how much you continued to ramble while sprinting into enemy territory. Just by how you sound, he could tell that you probably weren't saying the nicest things about him...

(He'll learn from you so that he can use them against Sanji)

Sanji

Just like how he hears the tears of heartbroken women falling to the ground, he can listen to the exhausted sighs of the women on board. Every time Nami and Robin are having a hard time, Sanji makes it his first priority to help them.

Of course, his enthusiasm to assist these "poor, helpless" women are appreciated - but his tendency to go all out and beyond makes his efforts... overbearing.

"Special drinks for the two lovely Mademoiselles," Sanji's voice deepens, coaxing his words with a dash of honey in hopes of wooing Robin and Nami. The gentle clack of a cup being placed next to your hand suddenly alerts you, "And one for (Name),"

You thank him along with Nami and Robin, sipping the sweet cider-like concoction in your glass as your eyes drift back to the book in your hand.

"Is there anything else I could help you with?" You couldn't see what Sanji was doing, but you could already picture that infatuated grin on his face.

Despite the three of you already insisting that there's no need, Sanji still lingers around you. Like a moth to a fiery flame, Sanji buzzes around the two women - leaving them with no moment of peace.

"¿Puedes callarte y aprender a cerrar la boca? (Can you shut up and learn how to zip your mouth?)" You yell, slamming the book shut. You continue to scream - even Chopper and the others begin to hold you back from reaching Sanji.

"Do you get the feeling that they're mad at Sanji?" Luffy sits on a railing and ponders. "No shit, Sherlock." Zoro retorts.

Ussop

At first, when you didn't know Ussop well enough, you were unaware of his tendency to lie his way out of sticky situations. From his title as "God Ussop" alone, you would assume he's quite powerful, no?

You once overheard his boasting to those oblivious to his actual abilities. You don't think of Ussop as weak, far from it. His talent as a sniper is unlike no other and deserved to be praised. However, exaggerations would only bring in more and more trouble. Not to mention the misconceptions!

You weren't really sure whether his exceptional ability to lie was a blessing or a curse.

"I've carried a 100-ton hammer before as well!" Ussop folds his arms, holding his head up high in pride. The wows and impressed gazes from the kids only made him exaggerate more.

You sigh, leaning against the wall and wondering why pirates like you and Ussop are suddenly babysitting kids now. You ran into daycare to avoid getting spotted by marines, but the children there ended up assuming that the both of you are new caretakers,

You did nudge him a few times, reminding him about how the crew is probably waiting for the both of you the get back on the Sunny. Though, your words probably fell on deaf ears.

"Ussop! Ussop! If you and (Name) were to fight, who would win?" The question piqued your curiosity and the ends of your lips curve upwards, "Well, that would be-"

"Me, of course!" Ussop interrupts your sentence before it was finished. The kids gasp in awe as you snap your head to Ussop, glaring at him.

"(Name) must not be that good of a fighter..." You hear a soft murmur through the whispers in the crowd.

"Oye, imbécil, ¿de quién crees que estás hablando? (Hey dumbass, who do you think you're talking about?)" Grabbing a hold of the collar of Ussop's shirt, you drag him out without any explanation as he tries to talk you out of this.

"Do you think they're going to eat?" One kid asks, "Yeah, maybe they got hungry." Another replies.

Law

"You're not going to try the capirotada (Mexican bread pudding)? The rest of the crew seems to have taken a liking to it." You hum to yourself before being interrupted by a loud sigh.

"You know I don't like bread, (Name)-ya," You didn't bother to turn around and see the frown on his face, but it's fine - you were completely okay with his opinion.

"You're really not open to trying new things, huh?" You sarcastically jest, "The crew might ask me to make this again, you know. The smell of bread is going to haunt you in your sleep."

"(Name)! Seconds please!" Bepo barges in with a giant plate in his hand, "The others want more too!" Bepo rushes to your side, placing the plate on the counter for you. "Captain, you're really not going to try this... what is called again?"

"Capirotada, learn how to pronounce and drill it into your brain, then I'll make this for the crew again." Your back was still turned to the both of them, but you could still hear the soft groans from your captain.

"Capirotada! It's really good," Bepo insisted - which did bring a smile to your face. He grabbed a plate of the bread pudding, shoving it right into Law's face as Law pinched his nose.

Law took a step back, but eventually sighed and picked up a fork. "No more bread for another month after this, alright?" Law poked his fork into the pudding, sliding it around the plate as if he was reluctant to even pick it up.

Finally, he ate it.

"So? Isn't it great?" Bepo asked. Law slowly chewed the pudding, his features contorting into surprise, a bit of satisfaction, then disgust. "Yeah, I'll take that as a no." You chuckled at his expression.

"(Name), I don't think it's the bread... I think it's your cooking." Law covered his mouth, implying that he was going to vomit, hiding his laughter.

"diez, nueve, ocho... (ten, nine, eight...)" You slowly turned around. Unluckily for Law, you had happened to just buy a new set of knives recently known for their effective and quick chopping! "W-we should really go now, captain! It was really super duper nice seeing you, (Name)!"

"tres, dos, uno. Captain, ¡Espero que hayas dicho tus oraciones! (three, two, one. Captain, I hope you said your prayers!)"

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