Quack Pack Incorrect Quotes
@salvepersone this is for you cuz i literally liked all of your quack pack posts 💀💀 (this is, like, ONLY the triplets cuz i forgot to add donald to some of them sorry)
Dewey: You're pathetic!
Huey: You're pathetic-er!
Louie: You're both losers.
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Louie: I am strong! I beat Huey at arm wrestling!
Dewey: Anyone can beat Hueson at arm wrestling!
Huey: Hey-
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Louie: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk?
Huey: The final boss.
Dewey: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right?
Louie: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!
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Dewey: *looks at Louie*
Dewey: Baby boy. Baby.
Dewey: *looks at Huey*
Dewey: Evil.
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Louie, watching power lines fall down: Huey, Dewey! The town is exploding and it's very pretty!
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Dewey: Louie just insisted Huey and I remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by his clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real him and which is the imposter.
Dewey: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.
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Louie: Wow! Dewey made you cry?
Huey, tearing up: Yes, and he said some really mean things that are only partly true.
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Dewey: Can we talk about that mass email you sent?
Huey: Why? It was important.
Dewey: All it says is, "I'm back on my shit".
Huey, shrugging: The people need to know.
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Huey: Go ahead, Louie. Let it out, cry. If you don't, your tear ducts will get blocked up, and then when you get old, you won't be able to cry.
Dewey: Just when we thought it was safe to let you back into the conversation.
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Huey: Nice rock.
Louie: Thanks, Dewey gave it to me.
Dewey: I threw it at you!
Louie: Isn’t he the sweetest?
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Louie, to Dewey: Why is Huey not talking?
Dewey: I'm playing the silent game with him.
Louie: Well, then you just lost.
Dewey: I lost two hours ago. I gave him ear plugs and told him to close his eyes. It was the only way I could think of to get him to shut up.
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Huey, in a jail cell: What about my Miranda rights!? You’re supposed to say I have ‘the right to remain silent’! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!
Dewey: *in the cell next to them* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.
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Huey: Dewey! This soup is flaccid!
Dewey: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!
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Dewey: We need a plan to beat them.
Huey: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.
Dewey:
Huey: Judge me all you want, I get results.
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Dewey walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Huey, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.
Huey, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)
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Louie: What happened?!
Huey: Do you want the long version or the short version?
Louie: Sh-short??
Huey: Shit's fucked.
Louie: Okay, long.
Huey: Shit's very fucked.
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Louie: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!
Huey: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from our boss.
Louie, hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!
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Dewey: I know one person who finds me funny!
Louie: Okay, who?... and you can't say yourself!
Dewey: Okay then I'm out.
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Huey: Hey Dewey?
Dewey: Yeah?
Huey: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Dewey:
Dewey: ...What.
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Louie: Anything else?
Dewey: Yeah. Stay away from me!
Louie: Alright. See you in the room we share.
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Dewey: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.
Huey: "If"
Louie: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to and they might not even die.
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Dewey: The clock is ticking! We don't have time for this asinine tomfoolery!
Huey: This unmitigated poppycock?
Louie: Extravagant hogwash!
Dewey: Okay, stop.
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Dewey: Your smug self-assuredness is revolting.
Huey: I think we need to validate self confidence more, lest you end up angry at others for having even a sliver of it. I've done nothing wrong and I have a heart of gold.
Louie: I think this message is extremely valid, but also Huey has implied wanting to set off the Yellowstone supervolcano, so what's the truth?
Huey: I want to set it off.
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Dewey: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.
Huey: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?
Louie: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.
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Huey: Dewey is forbidden from monologuing.
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Huey: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Dewey: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.
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