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justforfunsiespost · 2 months
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please fuck the thoughts out of me
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hatterbby · 5 months
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i'm sorry i squirted when you fucked my ass, do you still think i'm cute?
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jetpack · 1 year
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The blade is imbued with great power. I can feel it course through my hands as I unsheathe it. I do not know if I can sate its hunger. Read more on my blog.
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calypsolemon · 2 years
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are some of the people newer to tumblr aware of the joys of theme customization on desktop? I know some ppl are just on mobile so they can’t really change things but like SO many blogs nowadays have 0 theme customization and just use the default theme and I’m beginning to wonder if they even know about the option. It’s one of the main reasons why I still use tumblr
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maneater2008 · 1 year
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tblsomedoodles · 11 months
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Here's an art/info dump about this stupidly cute idea that's been rotating in my brain for three day.
(the first comic here is just how they first met. they ended up in the same alley, pestering the same cat without noticing. Then the cat left and they notice they're not alone lol)
(Second is Donnie 'talking' with Mikey for the first time. He only uses Mind Mend to communicate and is just as surprised as Mikey to find it worked on him. (it has only worked with Leo before this))
I'll put the rest under a break b/c i will be going off about this and i don't want it to take up your entire feed.
I'm jokingly calling this "Mikey's Imaginary Friends" though that might change if i continue this.
Basically it's this, the twins grew up with Draxum while Raph and Mikey grew up with Splinter. Neither set knew about the other (b/c splinter though they were dead and didn't want his two remaining kids to worry about it, and Draxum was too focused on fixing his lab to pay much attention to the twins.) So, imagine Mikey's shock when, at age 8, he's out exploring topside (having snuck out) and runs into two more mutant turtles (who also snuck out and are exploring.) Thus begins an ongoing sneaking out to meet up thing between the three b/c Mikey's excited to have new friends and the twins are just as fascinated with Mikey as he is with them.
And before you ask, "hey, why doesn't Mikey tell his family about the two other turtles?" he does. Raph thinks he just made up some imaginary friends so he plays along but doesn't believe they're real. Splinter, on the other hand, thinks he's talking to Hamato ancestors due to some very big miscommunications (that i'll probably draw out at some point b/c it's silly)
Twins background wise, i'm still thinking through a lot of it, but i'll put my thoughts down anyways.
Draxum knew that training the twins at a young age would be counterproductive, so he doesn't train them beyond some basics a few times a week. Other than those sessions, he leaves them alone with their less-than-stellar caretaker, in favor of rebuilding his lab. The caretaker doesn't do much for them beyond give them food and very basic school like lessons. Beyond that the twins are left on their own.
they come to the conclusion that the only people that will care for them is themselves. They discover Mind Meld very early as a result of this and will not talk verbally b/c they found out early on with their caretaker, that if they tried to talk, they were just ignored anyways, so what's the point.
(I'm also thinking Donnie might be deaf or hard of hearing in this, with the pair of them using Mind Meld as a way for him to temporarily hear through Leo and thus keep Drax from finding out. but i'll have to do some more research before i decide for sure/figure out the specifics)
as for Meeting Mikey
That's why they became so fascinated with mikey. B/c mikey was the first person that treated them like a person and not a job or an incomplete experiment. (He's also so happy and bright, they can't avoid getting drawn to him lol)
Mikey's probably the only one they verbally start talking to, even after they teach him mind meld. (though Leo's the one to pick up on that more than Donnie. Donnie doesn't do much talking at all outside mind meld).
They also come out of their shells (hehe) a lot as they interact more with Mikey. Before they met him, they acted more like automatons, even when alone. The more they socialize with Mikey, the sillier these two get. Leo learns about puns and starts going mad with them, Donnie starts happy stimming about thing (which he has either been suppressing or just never had the urge to do before.) Basically they stop acting like little creepy statues and start acting like kids.
Honestly, it's just a cute idea with the kiddos meeting each other and Mikey inadvertently socializing his not-well-socialized brothers.
(also, the twins wear masks b/c Donnie doesn't like the smell of the city and he's worried about germs. Not for any ninja reasons, what so ever.)
Alright, that's it for my info dump. maybe more later? Maybe not? Depends on how much longer these kids keep my attentions (though right now, they're doing a pretty good job at it lol)
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ask-queen-arti · 5 months
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(the ask box is open!)
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moonsofmachinery · 14 days
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Monk taking surv to check out some karma flowers maybe?
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ough i know ive been pedaling out a lot of very introspective or? dim? comics but I honestly really wanted to be silly with this one! Agh, the siblings!
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aaliyahroyle · 29 days
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areyoualexander · 1 year
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my tumblr isn't even a blog, it's just a hideous amalgamation of all my hyperfixations from the last decade.
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tomhoppusdelonge · 1 month
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queue the cunty hand on the hip: ✅
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gallusgalluss · 4 months
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EVERY grungus
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xsublimelimex · 3 months
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CW: Diaper play (including messing) & breastfeeding kink
Disclaimer: all characters depicted in this story are consenting adults over the age of 18. If you are NOT 18 or older, click away now!
“Aw Sweet girl why are you crying?” I question her running my hands up and down her arms in an attempt to calm her. “Shh tell mommy what’s wrong?” She whines and wraps her arms around her belly. “Is it your tummy, is it hurting again?” She looks at me with big sad eyes, “Uhuh mommy i wanna make pushies but it hurts mommy.” She whines and stomps her foot.
I smile softly. “There’s no need to get upset sweetie its okay mommy will help you make poopies. Come sit in my lap.” I twist her around and she sits her diapered butt on my lap her head rests on my chest. “There you go good girl!” I lift her pajama top and pull it off leaving her tiny tits out. I slip my tit closest to her out and she immediately takes my big nipple into her mouth suckling away. I gasp at the force of her suction, “Good girl.”
I settle my hand on her lower belly and rub it warming the spot up before I press down lightly. She moans around my nipple and I watch as her diaper fills with piss. I keep pressing until she starts grunting biting down slightly on my nipple which makes me moan. “Sweetheart be careful with mommy’s nipples, keep pushing I know you can do it.” She looks up at me tears leaking from her eyes. “Owie mommy it hurts.” I keep pushing down on her bloated belly. “I know sweet girl but you have to keep making pushies I promise it’ll feel so good once that poopy comes out.”
She nods and nuzzles my breast grunting as she pushes. I slip my hand down to her diaper and I feel just as her poop plops out into it. “Ahh mama it came out!” She says in excitement. I smile at her and pat her diaper. “I know sweet girl you did such a good job!” I sit her up and she wraps her her legs around my waist and jumps up and down squishing her dirty diaper all over her butt. I laugh and rub her thigh as she bounces in excitement. “Such a silly little girl!” I tickle her belly and she laughs loudly. I wrap my arms around her waist and she tucks her head into my shoulder breathing heavily. She slowly starts rubbing the front of her diaper against my leg. Ahh my little girl wants to make cummies. I kiss her shoulder and she moans as my fingers find her puffy nipples. “Mommy I need to make cummies please!” She whines as he throws her head back and humps my leg faster no doubt spread her messy all over the place. “You got this sweet girl chase it. You can come whenever you need.” I grab her hips and help her grind down until she moans loudly and cums in her poopy diaper.
“There you go such a good girl going in your diapie. Mommy is so proud of you.” I rub her back as she slumps against me. She lifts my boob until her lips close around my nipple suckling softly.
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angelgirl131 · 8 months
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need someone to inspect me. need someone to pull down my little white panties and laugh at how soaked they are after a night of sleep. “oh baby! i didn’t even touch you. what on earth were you dreaming about?” need someone to grope me and tell me they’re “just checking to make sure everything is still working” and when i whine and squirm against their hands they shush me and say “that’s good, that’s good little one. that means it’s working. now stay quiet for me.” i want my folds to be pulled apart and rubbed and licked. i want my clit to be clinically examined, pinched and prodded until i’m begging for a break. need someone to rub around the outside of both of my holes and make notes to themself about how tense i am, how much im clenching, etc. i desperately need someone to stick a finger in me and gasp at how tight i am “darling, it’s like i never broke you in at all! you’re gonna need to relax for me if you want to pass this exam.” they fuck me with a finger till i’m absolutely drooling. “we’ve got a ways to go, but you’re doing so well for me sweet thing. doing so well for daddy. now i’m going to restrain you now—no, no darling, none of that. i don’t want to hear any complaints. this is good for you. it’s good to be tied up for me. you can’t be able to move for this next part.” need somebody to slowly work a huge dildo into my cunt, the biggest i’ve ever taken, it’s heavy and thick and i can see it in my stomach. i’m whimpering but they just keep whispering “i knew you could do it, look how good my little wet hole is doing. absolutely made for this, i told you. so proud of my little plaything.” oh god it aches so much, im throbbing and moaning, but i wanna be good for them and i wanna do well on my inspection… i deserve to be inspected every day
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lesoldatmort · 3 months
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Some Holiday cheer from Kuroneko!
...and bonus tangerine madness with little teruVa and Woowoo from earlier this month, you know, for more seasonal cheer up <3 stay safe and cozy!
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professional-termite · 6 months
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nbc hannibal au where everything is the same except hannibal has a tumblr blog called i-cook-and-eat-rude-people and nobody questions or reports it because they think its just another gimmick blog
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