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mitchiegonewild · 2 years

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bitchie mitchies aot cinematic universe pt. 2

since you guys seemed to like the other ones, i have PLENTY more in my notes app:

connies a gumball (awog) kinnie

historia binged all of stranger things in 3 days and she hates the show

ymir listens to lil peep 😟

eren INSISTED on going as rainbow dash for halloween for ages 5-9

armin can TWERK OMG

mikasa makes her own soaps and their names are always something like “deaththroat orgasm” or “beta male sweat and tears”

armin has a shrimp allergy and everyone found out when they went to the beach and he ate shrimp scampi and almost fucking died in a pineapple willy’s

on the same trip, levi and erwin fucked in a margaritaville bathroom while wasted on said margaritas

hitch gaslit everyone into thinking she went to their school only for annie to tell them “oh she doesn’t she just likes to mess with peoples heads”

armins their discord mod

jean posts marco to ALL of those couple-y tiktok audios

gabi got in trouble for being a habitual grass eater in pre k

falco provided more grass when she was in time out. he is not an innocent man

zeke and levi brutally fist fought outside of a chili’s while eren, mikasa, armin, historia, and erwin stood to the side and watched

bertholdt had a “soft uwu boy” era in quarantine

reiner videos annie eating and then puts sad music over it

connie is unaware pirating movies and music is illegal and has been doing both since he was seven

one of those mall interviewers came up to sasha and mikasa and sasha bit his mic

armins name in erens phone is “malewife🥰💗”. jurys still out on whether or not its ironic

bertholdt was on witchtok for a month and they’re not even wiccan

ymir kills wasps with her bare hands

hangë has access to levi’s twitter account but levi’s never on twitter so he doesn’t know. hangë posts truly the most heinous shit on there

moblit gets hangë a box of organ-shaped chocolates every year for valentine’s day

onyankopon had a hamilton phase

& bertholdt had a be more chill phase 🗿

erwin proposed to levi three times before levi accepted to “make sure he wanted to be married”

armin did a magic routine for the eighth grade talent show and killed that shit. they won 1st place

connie & ymir have neck yourself battles. ymir is currently winning

ymir also has the humor of a 12 boy addicted to fidget spinner

annie is a manager at mcdonald’s and loudly proclaims her hatred for it

erwin carries a glock everywhere he goes. bro is strapped up fr

the first time bertholdt had a panic attack in front of reiner, reiner freaked out and gave his beats to them and played dubstep to try and get him to concentrate on something else

jean only says “balls” like cartman does (bawlz)

bertholdt does not know what MILF stands for

hitch has a monster can wall

sasha does this thing where if anyone yawns she shoves her fingers in their mouth and yells “CHICKEN FINGER”

erwin has a tiktok account to monitor what his kids post & he comments on them

levi calls mikasa brat number 1, historia brat number 2, and armin brat number 3

levi calls eren, sasha, & ymir his “forth, fifth, & sixth brat”

reiner has memorized all of the wenomechainasama spellings

bertholdt is a clairo enthusiast

annie CANNOT STAND the smell of pork

zeke has a podcast

pieck is his editor and trolls the shit out of him with it

mikasa knows how to vogue & death drop

reiner does that thing where he plays tiktok audios and pretends he’s in an edit

mikasa is the biggest fucking internet troll but is supremely undercover about it

the only person who knows is jean because he’s her favorite victim but nobody believes him when he tells them

another one of sasha’s tiktoks blew up & it was a “baby got back” dance that she did with armin and connie and all of the comments were like “THE TWINK CARRIED THIS” or “GO CAILLOU GO”

zeke accidentally married a stripper in vegas one time. she was super chill about the divorce and they keep in touch

pieck collects shiny things

niccolo beat connie with a remote control because every time mario said “it’s-a me, mario!” connie would whisper “it’s-a me, niccolo!”

#aot headcanons #headcanon #mitchies headcanons #levi ackerman #erwin smith #eren jaeger #armin arlert #mikasa ackerman #sasha braus #reiner braun #bertholdt hoover

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astridthevalkyrie · 4 months

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aot characters' favorite mha characters bc i'm funny (not meant to be taken seriously in the slightest pls)

eren—loves ochako uraraka but he breaths a little heavily every time shigaraki’s on screen

everyone thinks it would be bakugo but he saw him being mean to an armin kinnie (deku) and huffed through his nose and now he’s a bakugo anti

mikasa—bops to the hero too song but jirou isn’t her favorite character since she’s “too emo”

bakugo became her favorite as soon as he stepped up on stage in the sports festival and told everyone he was gonna win, she shed a single and called the entire gang extras after that

armin—tries so hard not to have deku as his favorite character but tbh it’s just like when he watched encanto and saw mirabel it was like it was meant to be

cries when deku eats all might’s hair

coincidentally also a huuuuge all might stan and defender who actually gets pissy everytime someone slanders him

jean—“ew i don’t watch that gay hero show” (momo bc “hot and underrated leader”)

also ojiro because “there’s just something ab that guy's voice…”

sasha—denki :) jean makes kissy faces at her when connie looks away and when connie doesn’t look away. sasha thinks it’s an invitation to make out. it isn’t.

but also momo bc of the boobs

connie—“this toga mfer is creepy as helllll”

unironically stans sir nighteye and cried when he died and makes a hate shrine dedicated to overhaul (“isn’t that a video game lolzzz” “that’s overwatch you fucking moron”)

historia—aizawa DICKRIDER bro she screamed when he cut his leg off and eren paused to shout at her for six minutes during which she kept crying about the leg

also saw dabi’s backstory and her face was just permanently stuck like this ☹️ becomes a dabi fan only after that so eren accuses her of being fake bc he’s a hater

ymir—“that girl with the green hair that moves and shit”

says she likes bakugo because he’s funny but the first time hawks appeared on screen her eyes were WIDE and she giggles a bit every time he’s in the show after that

reiner—“oh definitely mirio”

“is it because you’re also a better version of the main character”

eren: “hey what the FUCK actually” giggles and twirls hair cutely “reiner mirio’s actually in my top five too”

cried when aoyama was exposed he was like ong that’s me

bertholdt—he also likes uraraka but his one and only fav character is hagakure

there’s not much to be said there but when he told everyone that mikasa was like “yiiiiiiiikes 😬 aren’t you literally the colossal titan too 😂”

annie—she says it’s endeavor and everyone groans really loudly and connie says “ofc you like him abusive dad ahh dickrider”

her second fav is toga.

and her third fav is wash.

erwin—hero commission president blonde lady

this one ->

says he wishes he bought levi as a child

levi isn't happy about that

hange—obviously the evil doctor who helps all for one

she also thinks all for one is hot

“i wanna look at the frog girl’s tongue soooo bad”

levi—mr compress

#aot #mha #attack on titan #my hero academia #'would you ever write a crossover fic?' i just did

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cloudy-leonhart · 3 years

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bc I couldn’t stop thinking abt prince!bertholdt and Kristy probably had it in the back of her mind-

A Song that makes me think of this Drabble:

(lowercase letters intended.)

this Drabble is for @bertlebear <3

bertholdt had woken up from his slumber, just before the sun rose, his familiar bedroom, covered corner to corner in luxuries he’s had since he was a child, a small whine leaving his lips as he stretched, sitting up. a bundle of blankets lay beside him, your hair all sprawled all over the fluffy pillow you lay on, he laid back down, cool air from his open window made him shiver, covering his bared chest with a spare blanket. you slowly awoke, your eyes were squinted, refocusing on bertholdt’s tired and smiling face. His face didn’t show it but he was in awe, you looked so beautiful with an afterglow of last nights activities, the sun painted you in streaks of gold. You were absolutely divine in the morning hour. You saw him staring at you in wonder and laughed, your voice soft and mellow, asking, “is there something wrong, my prince?”

bertholdt’s smile grew wider, his eyes seemed to twinkle with delight, “nothing, you just look so divine, my princess.”

#honey’s moots #sweet.bertholdt #the bertholdt kinnies <3 #reader x bertholdt #attack on titan bertholdt #bertholdt x reader #snk bertholdt #aot bertholdt #bertholdt hoover #bertholdt fubar #aot x y/n #aot x reader #aot imagines #attack on titan #attack on titan x reader

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jeanbeaux · 3 years

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CANDIDS

bertholdt hoover x f!reader

w/c: 1.5k

genre/warnings: modern!au, tooth rotting fluff, author apologizes for any cavities given, Bertholdt is introduced like a haikyuu character post time skip

a/n: This is a part of @peachy-momos’ 300 follower polaroid collab! I had a lot of fun with it and hope you enjoy, Berty boi is def one of my underrated faves of the AOT universe. Much love to my beta-reader @ivsahi who has now realized shes a bertholdt kinnie.

If you were to ask Bertholdt Hoover, 25, wildlife photographer for National Geographic, what his favorite camera he had used over the years was, the answer would surprise you.

It’s not his father’s old Minolta Maxxum 7000, which he found at age six. He wasn’t even after the camera, just fascinated by the worn leather strap that was peaking out of the shelf in the living room. And so he reached up on his tip-toes and yanked down, sending the rest of the books clattering as the 35 MM SLR fell into his grubby little hands. The crash gave his mother a fright, but her scolding died on her tongue as she saw her son’s steel green eyes light up with fascination as he played with the dials.

Nor is it the Canon EOS 7D he got on his 10th birthday. He carried that with him everywhere, taking pictures of him and Reiner on their adventures in the patch of woods beyond his house or the various dogs he saw in his neighborhood. He’s pretty sure his fingerprints have worn into the rubber grip on the side.

Those cameras started it all for him, and they sit in retirement beside all the shiny DSLRs and focus attachments on the dark cherry floating shelves in his office. With a wall of his room dedicated to computerized gadgets that have let him capture migratory birds in flight and cheetahs mid stride, it’s almost outlandish that Bertholdt Hoover’s favorite camera looked like a child’s toy — for its nothing other than Fujifilm Instax Mini 9.

He still remembers the day you ran into him, quite literally, at the college bookstore, sending his film canisters flying everywhere and your coffee straight on to his weathered flannel. You were babbling apologies as he turned redder, going on about how you must be so blind to not see the literal tower of the human being in your way, hoping to salvage your fumble by treating him to a drink at your favorite cafe on campus.

After an outfit change, he found himself in a booth telling you all about how he’s struggling with color negative film development. You didn’t listen like Reiner does, who always interrupted to joke about how Bertholdt should help him stage his nudes, or even like Annie, who he was pretty sure lets him go on because it’s the perfect form of white noise to her.

Instead, you sat with your head in one hand, nodding enthusiastically and probing him further. You were genuinely interested, someone who made his passion feel appreciated. And that’s what caused that one coffee date to turn into another, and then three months later, you’re in his dorm room presenting him a cream colored polaroid camera with a Cyndaquill charm attached.

“It’s so you can understand the only camera I own,” you said, pulling your own polaroid out of your bag with a smile.

It looked minuscule in his giant hands, the device rotating in his palms as he tried to figure out the settings. “What makes this one so different from the ones I have?” he asked.

“Because you can’t edit the pictures, silly. You’re always fixing the lighting and colors even on your film prints, this just captures everything in the moment. And you can’t reprint them, so each picture is a limited edition Bertholdt Hoover original. See, look!”

Bertholdt’s head shot up after he heard the flash that followed the end of the sentence. He may love being behind the camera, but he still needs some time to be comfortable being in front of it. He was tensing in anticipation as you both waited for the picture to develop, the white square fading to reveal the image of Bertholdt, eyes narrowed as he tried to figure out the camera. He looked at ease, in his element.

It was the first candid of himself he ever liked.

“Aw, look at you,” you cooed as you slid the polaroid into your phone case. “Now I think that’s a moment of you worth saving, don’t you agree?”

A year later, he found himself bringing the Polaroid along with him on your dates. You had decided to celebrate your anniversary on Paradis Beach, laying out a red and white checkered cloth on the sand and lounging the day away. The snacks that were spread out on the charcuterie board dwindled as the sun began to dip into the waves; you and Bertholdt both focused on painting pictures of each other.

“And done!” you announced, turning your canvas around for your boyfriend to see. You had splotted it in blue and green, the black line art you drew of his face standing in a striking contrast. The canvas now hangs in the living room of your shared apartment, and you’d later argue that it was your Picasso inspired interpretation of your boyfriend to anyone who notices it at your dinner parties; but in reality, it looked like elongated Wirt from Over the Garden Wall.

“Why did you make me look like Jean?”

“It looks nothing like Jean, the nose is totally different! It’s not my fault you have the same head.”

“Please don’t tell him or show him that, he’ll rope me into his arguments with Eren,” he teased.

“Well, let’s see how well you did then, DaVinci.” You peered over his shoulder in search of his work. The watercolor rendition captured you perfectly — from to the flecks in your irises to the soft upturn of your lips when you smiled.

It looked like it could be one of his pictures.

“I shouldn’t have agreed to do this with an art major,” you sigh. “Of course your painting would turn out more legitimate than mine.”

“Hey! I never said I didn't like it. And, I’m a Digital and Film Photography major, you know.”

“Tomato, tomah-to,” you stuck out your tongue.

Bertholdt broke out into a laugh as he looked at you, your brows furrowed in mock anger as you pouted back at him. As he saw you with your teal sundress fluttering in the wind, the flyaways of your hair turning golden under the setting sun, he realized that this vision of you was something he wanted to immortalize. And with a soft “look over here, dove” to beckon you gaze towards him, Bertholdt clicks on the shutter, a smile of his own growing behind the camera to match the one you’re beaming at him. He pulls out the film and waits for the picture to appear, and to his chagrin, the camera focused on the sun behind you, the film yielding your silhouette against the orange sky.

He frowned and turned the camera back around, searching for the light filtering settings.

“What are you looking for?” You moved to lay down next to him, your head falling back on his chest.

“The metering adjustment, it keeps focusing on the sun.”

“I don’t think a camera that was meant to be understood by 16 year olds would have anything that fancy,” you snorted, reaching out for the Polaroid to turn the dial to the image of the sun on the rim of the lens. “The solution is more simple than you think, o wise photography major. So smile! Let’s take a selfie.”

Now, Bertholdt finds himself chuckling as he pulls that selfie out of the box containing all the polaroids you had gathered in the three years you had been together. It had turned out horribly, catching only the top half of your face and his chin. It had taken you five tries to get both your heads into the frame, but he decides to hang up all of the pictures on the string in front of him instead of the sole perfect one.

He takes a step back to admire his handy work, the gazebo of the botanical garden he took you to on your first real date now fully surrounded with alternating garlands of your favorite flowers and photo donned fairy lights that were slowly coming to life with the growing twilight.

It was incredible how much that little camera had captured — the Camp Half-Blood halloween costumes, the weathervane like sleeping positions you found him with your cat, the pictures in front in every state sign you ever travelled to and the ones he caught of you cooking in the kitchen.

Your entire relationship filled the little white rectangles that hung from the wooden rafters, and the next step was in the little velvet box in his back pocket.

“So, Bertholdt,” Reiner calls out, “Which one of your fancy cameras am I using to catch the big moment in?”

Bertholdt bends down to rummage for the Polaroid in his camera bag, the cream shell now marred with a few scratches and the Pokemon charm now fading in color. He’s got Annie using the Nikon and Porco on his iPhone for a video, but he knows he can trust Reiner with the most important camera of all.

After all, this is a moment he wants to make sure you both have forever — unedited & irreplaceable.

thank you for reading!!

#bertholdt hoover x reader #bertholt x reader #bertholt hoover x reader #bertolt x reader #bertolt hoover x reader #bertholdt x you #bertholt x you #bertholt hoover #bertholt hoover fluff #bertholt hoover headcannons #aot x reader #snk x reader #aot fluff #snk fluff #bertholdt hoover x you #hanimehub

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rreyie · 3 years

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sending this for thirsty thursday 👀

fuck, marry, kill - bertholdt, reiner, annie

my pansexual ass is panicking

so ima give you all my placements and why 🤠

also thank you for asking!! i love doing this shit

marry- REINER. i feel like he would make a fantastic husband and father to make up for what he never had, plus this includes fucking, and ik he’s got that mega schlong super pussy soaker 2000 so yeah

fuck- BERTHODT. boy i would do anything to dom this man, and like reiner he has a massive colossal pussy destroying mega fucking cock (excuse my poetry), and tbh he would probably whimper and moan which is very attractive

kill- ANNIE. look i’m an annie kinnie and i hate myself so honestly? yes. but i would still fuck her before she dies, i would let her dom me every day of the week

#thirsty thursday #reys mail ✉️

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eremiie · 3 years

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i took both quizzes and got armin on the other one, ive always thought i was a lot like armin and bertholdt so i wasn’t too surprised by that but hange and eren really surprised me ngl

oh wow, there are so many of you armin kinnies on my blog hdhjkngddf

but how the hell are you kinning both armin/bertholdt and then hange/eren LMAO

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inkbetweenthekeys · 3 years

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Hiya! Who do you kin in Aot?

Hi! Unfortunately for me, I am a Bertholdt kinnie

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thero0ks · 3 years

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It's going to rain Bertholdt fic was so cute and sweet I loved every second of it :(( you write him so well 💕

Thank you so much! 🥺🖤 I’m a Bertholdt kinnie so I love writing for him...I’ve also been RP’ing him nonstop for the past four months so that probably helps 😁

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cloudy-leonhart · 3 years

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You have so many options how am I supposed to choose omg I need some time to think😭but congrats on 100 too! I'm so happy for you <3

thanks kristy!! Take your time lol, you’ve got 2 weeks in making a choice- I’ll get the dad!bert done by tomorrow and don’t try to rush on the bert fic you’re writing, pls don’t overwork yourself <33

#honey’s moots #the bertholdt kinnies <3

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cloudy-leonhart · 3 years

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Hiii Honey🥺Imysm and hope you’re doing well! I can’t say I’ve given up on writing AOT but I gotta find motivation again😅boy idk if it’s because I find most of my fics on ao3 than here but hey, I hope you’re doing well! For me I’m getting my writing ideas/stuff together and hopefully find a consistency again :) Rewatching the show is my plan, I miss getting emotional over them

I’ve already replied to your other ask but tell me about your day! And also since we’re both rarely active on here, if you wanna exchange other social contacts in DM’s we totally can! Just in case if anything happens or if you wanna keep in touch and talk more since I’m trying to prepare myself to post again on here, hence why I’m not that active lol. I kinda miss reading/writing Bert/AOT content since I’ve gotten into other fandoms so that might be a sign I’ll get back into it at LEAST to finish my milestone event XD I hope to start posting other content outside of AOT too! :)

(Also I just read your bio and I’m dying Canadian juice is a thing?? I’ve never tried Canadian juice but that probably sounds worse than when you could just have a bubly or better yet juice elsewhere haha)

Lots of hugs,

Kristy <3

aaahh— hi kris-bee 🥺 I’m on right now because I’m practicing writing better- I’m glad you’re doing well! I miss you lots and I know how you feel about the aot fics, I’ve been more busier since my family’s aching to go enjoy the summer haha!!

With the socials exhanging, I don’t think I do well since I only have a discord :p yes yes I know I’m a grandma when it comes to social media but I don’t really see a point besides text ur friends :3 I’ve been into playing more video games lately so I too haven’t had some time to write out fics- (apologies to my drafts and requests because they’re collecting dust :(( )

There’s not really a Canadian juice lol- that’s what me and my friends call made-in-Canada juice lol, I’m pretty sure they taste the same in the US?? I just know the Filipino-made juice is sweeter- and that mangos there are way better than Canadian ones :p

Other than that, I might take a break on tumblr for a bit? My mental health hasn’t been the best, but I’m still deciding whether or not I just need a break or if I need to take time off the internet all in all, I’m happy you came to me to talk! I hope we talk more soon!!!

hugs and kithes <33

#honey’s rambling..#the bertholdt kinnies <3 #kris-bee 💕#honey’s asks! <3

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