#the bags are so real rn omfg

[shrimpbucket69420]

omfg i’m glad good omens is getting more recognition after the new season but… i am also not enjoying the state of the fandom rn. i miss my original girlies who read the book before the show came out bc where are y’all now. i can’t help but be a little upset abt the way some fans are treating neil/even the ACTORS bc omg..

it’s crazy to say i miss the fandom in 2019 but i DO. having something you really like go trending is such a mixed bag 😭 you get new fans who are great but also some who are… less so. please remember to be respectful towards the people involved in the show! y’all can have fun but don’t be dicks or overstep boundaries… these are real people.

#good omens #good omens 2

[kithtaehyung]

WYM THERES 10K WORDS FOR 3TANBBQ??? HELLO?? THANK YOU SERIOUSLY🥺😭🫂 ALSO I SAW THE NO CONTEXT PICS AND IM SO??? WHATS THE BACKPACK FOR😭😭 i’m losing my mind after the spoiler and i am trying so hard to guess what the redacted is but my brain is empty. maybe yoongi is teasing oc over text and texting her absolute filth about how hot she is and what he wants to do to her? maybe yoongi is feeling extra bold and feels up her ass in secret (since he loves her cheeks so much)? SO MANY POSSIBILITIES😭 ALSO I’M EXCITED FOR THE SUNDRESS TO COME BACK. THE SUNDRESS DRABBLE HAS AFFECTED ME SO MUCH THAT I’VE BEEN LOOKING AT SUNDRESSES SINCE THEN AND HAVE LIKE 5 IN MY CART RN. I’M READY

-🥮

MOONCAKE SDFDLHFD HELLO!! yes, it looks like that projection is still correct :D and the no context pics..... a ha ha i'm having a ball with those posts for real dslkfjslkf throwing your theories in a bag, though!

omfg the way i read through sundress season again and actually questioned myself LMFAO like ?? "what were you on when you wrote this??" what a time.. can't believe that one came out of nowhere, too.

but also... WHICH ONES ARE YOU LOOKING AT I MISS YALL SENDING SUNDRESSES INNNN that was so much fun, too!! i'm about to shop for some myself lol. and by shop i mean click on pretty ones and stare longingly at them knowing i gotta save money for a bit sdlkfjdslk

#get ur sundresses ready bc.. #someone's gotta make 3tan yoongi's life harder :)) #🥮 anon #asks:3tan #3tanbbq #*ryenfictalk #mailbox💌 #dammit i can't remember the sundresses tag #3tan8.5 #lovely people

[thebrideofmunson]

My live reactions to season 4 episode 9 (part 1)

But they're slightly out of context and a complete unfiltered adhd mess

Also ofc spoilers

-will yuri ever give up on trying to trick them

-and I think he might legit be attracted to that helicopter

-are JOYCE AND HOPPER GONNA FUCK IN THAT CHURCH?!?!??

-AHUT UP

-shut up

-OMFG

-FINALLY

-not the us government cockblocking

-Robin making fun of Steve is my fav

-don’t like the foreshadowing of Steve telling Eddie and Dustin to abort the mission

-there’s so much foreshadowing for Eddie dying I can’t take it

-Eddie and his bandana is doing things to me

-also Dustin is so cute with his little outfit

-that boy is my son

-I really hope el’s plan works because it’s so cool

-so happy for Kate bush rn because she’s truly in her bag

-shit angry hick

-Joyce is the best mom, but I hate this plan

-not argyle making a pizza

-THIS US IT

-ITS HAPPENUNG

-Eddie’s hand…

-MY HEART IS RACING

-I think this scene will actually get me pregnant lol

-get this stancy off my screen, I want Eddie’s sexy ass playing Metallica to save the world!!!!!

-“you’re there” just let out the deepest sigh

-this is making it sound like I don’t like Steve or Nancy, I’d like to clarify that I absolutely love both of them, I just can’t stand stancy for so many reasons

-Enzo is either gonna die or double cross them calling it now

-jk on the double crossing, but homeboy is NOT surviving

-I’m so anxious I’m tempted to look on Twitter for spoilers so any deaths don’t hit as hard

-LUMAX LUMAX LUMAX

-max better survive to see that movie istfg if she doesn’t

-Jonathan best brother ever

-please make them explicitly say Will is gay by the end of the series

-yas the show setting it straight on how bad Billy was

-Catholic guilt max is so real

-fuck I have chills. I love max so much and I really just want her to actually be happy.

-shit vecna has her

-Caleb is acting his ass off in this scene

-starved for elmax content

-skater girl max truly has my heart

-IS THIS REALLY IT

-YES

-omfg Chrissy this is for you

-I just audibly screamed

-already knew it was gonna be master of puppets, but I’m still freaking out cuz I love this song

-DADDY DADDY DADDY

-stfu Dustin head banging is adorable

-this is already one of my top 10 fight scenes from any show/movie just because of the song choice

-I INWO THAT RAGEDY BITVH DIDNT JUST TACKLE ERICA

-Eddie nation how we doing?

-I will be rewatching that scene for the rest of the summer istg

-Max’s best memory being there snow ball<3

-Russian crew is so unbelievably fucked I’m horrified

-bro demaflayers?!?!?!?

-Steve’s hopping just gave me the ick

-ronance moment

-baby max<3<3<3

-lmao I forgot this was the song they used in the snow ball scene

-it’s 3:30 am and I’m so tired, but I’m only half way through and HAVE to watch on one sitting

-seriously the cinematography

-fuck Jason omfg

-IF HE HURTS LUCAS

-I hate this it’s so unnecessary

-I don’t wanna watch the Russian teams scenes because I’m so scared

-fuck hopper being the bait

-NO JOYCE GETTING FLASHBACKS

-still so scared for Eddie too

-ROBIN

-STEVE

-NANCY

-god Russia needs to come through rn with that hive mind theory

-if Eddie doesn’t get through

-BO NO NO NON NO NO

-pausing to accept that Eddie is about to die

-just caved and looked at spoilers and now I don’t wanna finish :(

-it’s honestly on me for falling in love with him

-just spoiled Max too so I can handle it

-I’m finishing this shit in the morning

-Eddie nation plz don’t stop posting fanfics because it’s all I have now

#st4 volume 2 #st4 #stranger things #eddie munson

[taeghi]

OKAY not yn and heeseung's brain thinking as one about the confrontation! As they should! Because you never want to say things you don't mean tbh 😢 ALREADY! YN wanting to hit heeseung at the same spot she always does when he makes her laugh. PLEASE MY HEART IS BREAKING!!!

DONT THINK ABOUT JAKE! YES HE JUST A FANTASY! HEESEUNG IS THE REAL ONE!!!

Noooooo bby g!!! Heeseung don't want Isa anymore! That girl is a lost cause. Our dude wants you omg. I'm literally only at the beginning and this is making me so sad lmao

JAKE BEING ANGRY ABOUT HEESEUNG SLEEPING WITH ISA?! DUDE HOLD TF SHE TRIED THINGS WITH HIM! JAKE, COME HERE 👊🏻👊🏻 omg not jake making yn thinking he's the main character rn come on guys. BUT HEESEUNG YOU COME HERE TOO 👊🏻👊🏻 why would you randomly expose something like that? YALL HAD THE SAME BRAIN ABOUT THE CONFRONTATION omggggg im crying

And the regret is eating at heeseung. Smh STUPID!!!!

HEESEUNG CONFESSING HOLD UP! LET ME GRAB A BAG. I AM HYPERVENTILATING!!!! omg nooooo not the "I didn't wanna fall in love with you!" 😫 my heart is shattering!!!

Omg I feel so bad for yn! Her friends shouldn't even be mad to ignore her just because ppl wanna whisper! LET ME AT THEM FOR A MINUTE! Just let knock some senses into YN's friends because dude, DUDE! I get that she kept it a secret but they didn't have to do this to her 😭

OH MY GOD! ISA, YOU NEED TO COME HERE 👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻 I KNEW SHE WAS A MEAN GIRL BUT I DIDNT EXPECT HER TO BE A WHOLE A B!!!! My jaw dropped so fast for Jake! The idiot actually liked her and she broke their friendship! B!!!!!!!!!! IMMA FIGHT HER! Make me get a cameo and fight her lol but wait a minute, Jake's feelings about yn?! PLEASE STOP I DONT WANT TO CRY ANYMORE!!! Yes he saw her looking ethereal and AS HE SHOULD THE FIRST TIME BUT JAKE ITS TOO LATE oml

Omg okay this is hitting a lil close to home. 😔 where Jake asks yn why she goes to those parties and if it's to hangout with him. Man, I used to stay after school with some friends because I had a crush on this dancer. But he never noticed me as a potential partner because we were always "friends". He tried hooking me up with one of his friends who they took it more like a joke. It hurt me a lot but im glad I didn't get with him or his friend. Apparently he's a loser now whew! Lol NOW BACK TO THE STORY

THATS RIGHT YN DEFEND YOUR MAN! 👏🏻👏🏻 aww Jake saying yn sees the best in everyone. 😭 I'm so happy he notices! Okay um jake, your hand, ooooffff of yn's thigh!!! NO COMPLIMENTS JAKE 👊🏻👊🏻 OMG THE WAY I HELD MY BREATH READING THE SCENE BEFORE ahemheeseungprobablyahem TYE THUD ON THE DOOR DJDHHDHDJDJF MY HEART IS RACING LORD

THE NICKNAME OMFG MY HEART FLUTTERED. Heeseung omg COME HERE AGAIN LOL 👊🏻👊🏻 DONT BE ALL SAPPY!!! Jake got there first and it's not like YN wasn't thinking about you, stupid!!!! Heeseung stop being jealous omgg 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

OH LOOOORD!!!! STEAM EVERYWHERE!!!! heeseung being a gentleman, afraid to hurt yn 😭 we love a green flag man! Him saying he loves her omgomgomgomgomg SOMEONE HOLD ME!

JAY AND CHEORRY THOUGH HDHDHHDHDJD ARE WE GONNA HAVE A SLIGHT MINISODE OF THEM?! Heheheh

Wait, are you hinting at us that Jake will have a story??? Like I genuinely feel bad for Jake, tbh lol he didn't deserve what Isa did to him smh but he shouldn't have tried to make a move on yn JUST BECAUSE he knows she likes him. It was like yn was a rebound :\ BUUUUUUT Heeyn being cute and him spinning her around before hugging her 😫😫😭😭 it's just too cute. Thank you so much for this series. I'm sobbing rainbows and butterflies at heeyn! 😈😈

HAHAHAHA UR SO FUNNY <33333 everyone is saying they feel bad for jake lmaoo anyways i’m glad u liked it <33 and a jake story/part would be pretty cool lol

[guavagloss]

my thoughts during each moon transit throughout each sign

moon in aries

- i’m irritated as fuck i’m irritated as fuck i’m irritated as fuck i’m irritated as fuck i’m irritated as fuck i’m irritated as fuck i’m

- i need to rant to someone rn or i’m gonna lose it

- road rage lmao

- wow that was a great workout

- impulse buying <3 and no i’m not thinking about the buyer’s remorse i’m gonna feel after buying myself this thing i don’t need <3

- time management?? idk who that is but they seem nice

- TRY ME i DARE u

moon in taurus

- i’m gonna ___ because i deserve it

- hey guys welcome back to my channel today i’m gonna show u guys my skincare routine <3

- might fuck around and eat three meals today 

- *takes a picture of the sunset*

- why am i on petfinder

- i deserve this nap

moon in gemini

- hiiiiiiii!!! <3

- *switches to bumble bff*

- omg!!! stickers!!!! 

- maybe i can be happy?

- maybe i should go back to therapy?

- idk

- i’m gonna talk to strangers

moon in cancer

- why do i feel the urge to cry??

- i need to cry

- where’s my journal this is tew much luv xx

- wow i’m so emotionally intelligent i’m such an empath

- i wish i had a cat

- i need to go back to therapy lmao

- the moon is so beautiful i love her

moon in leo 

- ONLY BAD BITCHES CAN RELATE TO REAL BAD BITCH SHIT!!!

- what if i vogued right here in front of the self-checkout cameras

- WHY DOESNT ANYONE LOVE ME

- i’m gonna wear this colorful top today

- *switches to bumble dating specifically for attention*

- i’m so hot and powerful

- wow i actually had a good hair day today

moon in virgo

- hmm maybe i’m not as hot and powerful as i thought 

- OVERTHINKING

- wow i should really clean my room

- i had such a great day at work!!

- people watching is so fun

- i’m only mean to u because i love u

- omfg why did i buy that??

moon in libra

- good morning bestie <3 

- how long have i been staring at myself in the mirror for lol

- hey guys welcome back to my channel today i’m gonna be showing you guys my everyday makeup routine <3

- i’m so pretty it’s no wonder everyone is in love with me

- so...there’s this person <3

- nvm

- i’m gonna buy this thing...but in pink <3

- *notices someone talking shit about someone i love* aht AHT!! NOT ON MY WATCH!!

moon in scorpio

- i’m gonna listen to my emo phase playlist

- i wanna cry i wanna scream i wanna curse someone out 

- where is MY JOURNAL

- i like to be fucked like a slut <3 come here zaddy lemme eat it up <3

- wow what a great workout

- (intensity intensifies)

moon in sagittarius

- there is not a man alive who can tell me what to do

- whoa maybe i should tone down on the sarcasm 

- this! bitch!

- hmm i should really do this thing, but i’m gonna go down another youtube rabbit hole instead <3

- be a slut do whatever u want

- might fuck around and try a new hobby

- you!! are going to LISTEN TO ME when I TALK!!! BITCH!!!

moon in capricorn

- money is the anthem of success <3

- nothing matters

- except my bag....and maybe like 2 people

- wow my comedic timing today >>>

- jesus christ why did i buy that

- romance is dead i hate my generation’s dating scene

- again, maybe i should tone down on the sarcasm

moon in aquarius

- i can’t feel anything and it’s great!!

- i’m gonna make a new playlist today

- “he-” dump him.

- alone time <3

- god i’m so lonely

- i just had the most amazing idea i need to write it down somewhere

- god i’m so smart and creative no wonder everyone is in love with me

moon in pisces

- i’m so tired pls

- i just had the craziest dream i wonder what it means

- oh look! there are those emotions i’ve been bottling up! and they’re back! with a vengeance! haha

- if i don’t take a nap i will d-word

- WHERE TF IS MY JOURNAL

- the tarot card reader on youtube said we should kiss <3

- what a day!! i did absolutely nothing except create scenarios that are never going to happen!! <3

- i’m gonna buy a crystal today

#astrology #aries #taurus #gemini #cancer #leo #virgo #libra #scorpio #sagittarius #capricorn #aquarius #pisces #moon #moon signs #moon transits #spirituality

[nct-lian]

relationships outside of sm

JENNIE + LIAN: JENLI

so iconic omg like how they do it, i have no idea

they hang out all the time and lian is literally ALWAYS on jennie’s instagram

the two of them once had an instagram story conversation over pigtails

like,, jennie posted a picture of lian’s pigtails for that one bicycle performance on her story and captioned it “pigtail baby” and then lian reposted it on her own story with a picture of jennie’s pigtails, captioning it “pigtail eomma”

speaking of eomma, jennie is genuinely her mother

jennie takes her shopping all the time

and in return, lian buys her food

the interactions these two used to have at award shows were SO CUTE

everyone remembers when jennie pretty much yelled out lian’s name and she just came running over to the members of blackpink after taeyong let her leave :(

i’m crying just thinking about it help

jennie also posted a full on instagram post for lian on her birthday and had such a sweet caption with it

it was something like “my daughter is finally 21 today! i hope she has an amazing day and i can’t wait to see her later tonight to give her a gift :) haneullie, lots of love from jennie eomma”

SPEAKING OF THE GIFT,, jennie bought her a whole ass $9000 necklace from chanel because she knew that lian was looking for more

IM IN TEARS AND SO ARE YOU ADMIT IT RN

jenli kpop bestest duo

dispatch once thought jennie was on a date with a girl but it turned out to just be her walking lian home after going shopping with her so they never posted anything about it

they were embarrassed they got something wrong so i get it

omfg when news came out that lian and jinwoo broke up mama jennie was threatening to punch the shit out of him

KEVIN + LIAN: LIMOON

what i’ve been waiting to write for so long okay here we go

so mf chaotic like there are compilations made of these two that scream “go crazy go stupid”

their time as guest mc’s for inkigayo was probably some of the best kpop content we’d gotten in a long ass time

KEVIN IS CAUTIOUS WHEN LETTING HER MEET HIS MEMBERS

cause she’s such a good friend to him and wtf why would he wanna share

“mine mine mine mine” constant dory vibes 24/7

lian thrives off of calling him by his korean name because she knows it annoys him

he’s constantly teasing her for having bagged milk in toronto so he deserves it

the one time lian and jacob talked to each other they seemed to be getting along too much for kevin’s liking so he really went:

“okay lian isn’t it time for you to go” because he WAS GETTING JEALOUSJCLSJX

their styles are pretty much complete opposites and everytime they take pictures together kevin never forgets to mention how off it all looks

“tf is that why are your clothes so boring”

“okay sNaKe pAnTs” because of that one eric moment on kpop daebak show where he said kevin had pants with snakes on them

ALSO BTW LIANS CLOTHES ARENT FUCKING BORING SHES JUST FANCY LIKE THAT

i’m getting heated let me calm down.

they normally speak in english to each other but since lian seems to be stuttering over her words when she isn’t speaking korean, he mixes in a few korean phrases every now and then to help her out

kevin is arguably the most hype every single time lian performs, like he really thinks there isn’t anything better

LIAN MAKES SURE TO UPDATE HER INSTAGRAM STORY WHENEVER TBZ HAVE A COMEBACK SO NCTZENS GO SUPPORT THEM

LIA + LIAN: LILIA

more lian x the canadian line WOOHOO

lia spent her trainee days really looking up to lian and she’s even mentioned before that she’d love for itzy to get the chance to collab with her for a song

she really has her fingers crossed for that btw

they actually met during an award show when ryujin, chaeryeong and yuna all had to leave because it was past curfew

lian decided to sit next to them and during all the intermissions between performances she, lia and yeji conversed to pass time

they ended up growing a friendship together but lian has a stronger bond with lia

she loves all the girls either way but yk

lia and lian love going to cafes together and taking adorable pictures :(

like whenever lia posts on itzy’s instagram midzeys don’t exactly know whether or not lian would be on it too :0

like lian normally posts all the scenery pictures she gets to keep her instagram pleasing whereas lia posts the pictures the two of them take together

my heart </3

lian treats lia like a whole daughter because it isn’t often she finds girls that are younger than her

*screams in the fact that majority of sm’s female artists are all from 2015 and under*

like when i say lian SPOILS her i’m not joking

she will randomly call lia up like:

“hey i’m gonna get you out of that dungeon, come get some chicken with me”

and then they’ll just hang out together

but only if lian is out of the dungeon herself because wbk she ain’t treated very well </3

EUNWOO + LIAN: WOOLI

their chemistry is fucking insane holy shit

like their acting for past to present was seriously so praised, netizens found it hard to believe it was all just for the show

dating rumours follow these two everywhere,, like everywhere

it’s one of the most popular ships inside ncity when it comes to lian and other idols

i kid you not one tweet said “chanhyeok treated jihye so well in past to present, i’m only wondering how well eunwoo would treat lian 👀”

LIKE STOP PUTTING IDEAS INTO PEOPLES HEADS YOURE KILING ME HERE ISTG

but yeah they do look really good together

and they’re an amazing pair for acting

when eunwoo started working with inyeop for true beauty, he said:

“hyung’s dating my girlfriend” because of the fact that both of them have acted with lian and BOTH of them dated her in the dramas

what a coincidence though

we all cried when we saw chanhyeok and jihye kiss for the first time DONT LIE

EUNWOO FOLLOWS HER ON INSTAGRAM

and they wished each other happy birthday on their instagram stories

there’s actually people who like to think that they dated while filming for past to present andddd they radiate big delulu vibes

like you know liskook shippers? wooli shipped are kinda the same, but not as intense (thank god)

BUT CAN WE BLAME THEM LIKE THEIR CHEMISTRY? THE WAY THEY TALKED TO EACH OTHER? PLEASE

they took a lot of cute pictures together behind the scenes (ノ﹏ヽ)

MOMO + LIAN: LIMO

DANCER DUO DANCER DUO

this ship isn’t actually as popular as we would like it to be, but nonetheless people love limo

a lot of interactions during award shows !!

like for example momo’s fancams always captured her dancing perfectly to lian’s choreo

and lian smiling in momo’s direction

i love them

when lian found out about heechul and momo’s relationship, she asked momo if she was her mom now because of how much of a father figure she considers heechul to be JDFJK

“i mean sure”

they’ve actually done a vlive together before (ᗒᗨᗕ)

it was when lian visited her at the twice dorms and they ended up getting bored so they decided to do a vlive in the living room

THEY PLAYED DARE OR DARE AND LIAN HAD TO DO THE TEARS CHALLENGE (so chan whee) ON MOMOS KARAOKE MACHINE

her throat was dry for the rest of the night

after seeing momo’s hair for the i can’t stop me era, lian actually wanted to cut it like that

but she decided against it because she loves her long hair too much

the two of them met on hit the stage where they competed against each other in a freestyle dance battle

after that they just started casually talking over the phone and became great friends

with the way momo talks about lian, you’d think they’re dating-

“oh, lian- she’s so pretty! i love her a lot!”

and the same goes for lian, she loves talking about momo’s dancing skills

JACKSON + LIAN: JACKLIAN

her dad :/

adopted her with amber liu like a year ago so now she’s just his daughter

supports each other like crazy not even joking

jackson promotes her on instagram and twitter 24/7

THEY HAVE SO MANY INTERACTIONS THANK GOD

lian was once given a ridiculously short dress while attending an award show and jackson gave her his jacket to wear over her legs because she wasn’t provided a blanket :(

(keep in mind, she went there without the members!)

lian added all his music to her playlist :)

once got drunk together and spent like three hours doing karaoke but it’s okay cause it was fun

speaking of getting drunk, jackson’s the cool dad that lets her do whatever she wants

he has his protective moments where he’s like “ma’am where are you going on that short of a dress” but he’s also like “hey wanna go get chicken and soju”

they both appeared on a radio show together as guests and they ruined the whole broadcast because they were too loud

like they kept getting out of their seats to go wave at all the fans outside the window and they were just fighting back and forth about whether or not lian’s extensions look real

according to jackson, they’re “NOT AUTHENTIC ENOUGH- LOVE YOUR HAIR FOR WHAT IT IS, LIANNA HANEUL BAE.” lian’s hair lives matter :/

PLSSS WHEN HYOSEOP AND LIAN STARTED DATING- no

jackson was so proud that his good friend was smooching his other good friend but the protective dad instincts really kicked in

“break her heart and you die no cap”

was surprisingly chill when they broke up though, he was just glad lian didn’t cry

SUNMI + LIAN: SUNLI

SUNMI IS HER MOM OHMYGOD

so many interactions

honestly took lian under wing once she debuted as a soloist

female kpop soloists gotta have each other’s backs in this industry man :(

sunmi calls lian her princess SOBS

lian always hugs sunmi at award shows, like if they’re sitting close together

or if they’re standing next to each other on stage

you bet your ass lian is gripping onto sunmi for dear life

did a photoshoot together for marie claire korea

they’re so hot bro

BUT THEY FIRST MET ON WEEKLY IDOL NOT LONG AFTER LIAN DEBUTED AS A SOLOIST

they were kinda awkward ngl uh

but by the end of it they were besties :DD

and they’ve been besties ever since

lian is the ceo of doing dance covers for sunmi’s songs

cmon lian we’re waiting for tail 👀

sunmi has actually met lian’s grandma </3

like her and lian were hanging out at the dorms while the boys were out on a schedule and her grandma just randomly showed up with homemade food so that was definitely a win

BANG CHAN + LIAN: LICHAN

they’ve been friends for a LOOONGGG time

and chain’s known her since dating back to like, smrookies era when lian was still a red velvet member

like at that time she had no idea he existed, but he was keeping up with her daily :(

chan plays her music on vlives all the time and he always knows the dance moves

like he just dances along in his chair and mumbles the lyrics

we love to see it

a lot of fans ship them together

SURPRISE SURPRSIE AH

only because chan gives off big pining energy

lian only looks at him like “:D” whereas he looks at her like “♡•♡”

kinda sad but

lian promotes him on live so often HVKSVU

“my friend chan is coming back with his group soon, you should check it out! :)”

and the way she just says “my friend chan” LIKE ITS SO OBVIOUSLY A FRIENDZONE BUT HE THINKS ITS ADORABLE

he once got a comment on a vlive to react to lian moments, obviously complying because who wouldn’t

there was this one clip of her saying “my friend chan from stay kids!” and whoever edited the compilation added in squishy noises right after while zooming in on her face

AND CHAN BLUSHED SO HARD NOO

“oh- hahaha, uhh, she’s so cute aw hahahah”

ASHLEY + LIAN: ASHLI

oh god not another lian x mom ship

ASHLEY LOVES LIAN WOAH

like she’s submitted lian’s resume to bm so many times so they could be part of the big tiddie committee together

ashley is constantly, and i mean constantly, reposting all of lian’s posts on her story with captions like “LOOK AT HER GO”

and lian has even discovered all the cool instagram filters because of ashley, and now we get the quality content from her that WE DESERVEEEEE

back when lian’s album came out, all ashley’s story really was was just screenshots of her streaming all the songs and calling them bops

when they first met in person after texting back in forth, ashley spammed her instagram story with pictures of lian that she took without her looking

these two radiate a lot of “YES GIRL WORKKK ITTT TURN THIS WAY OKAYYY POSE POSE POSE” energy

lian’s been featured in one of ashley’s youtube videos and it was when they met for the first time :)

they exchange a lot of gifts through the mail

like lian once found a mug when shopping with doyoung and she thought that it would fit ashley’s taste so she sent it to her apartment

and ever since then they just send random little gifts to each other’s houses

it’s so cute

MATCHING BUCKET HATS THEY HAVE MATCHING BUCKET HATS !!!!!!

ashley talks about lian all the time

she always says that for someone so young, she’s accomplished a lot and she’s really proud of her

they wanna do tiktoks with each other but they never have the time </3

lian spam comments on ashley’s instagram like “WOAH” “OKAYYYY” “YESYESYES”

#lian: relationships #nct addition #nct female member #kim chungha #nct 127 #nct #nct dream #wayv #ashley choi #lee sunmi #jackson wang #jennie kim #hirai momo #bang chan #kevin moon #lianna bae #lia itzy #nct 127 added member #nct 127 female member #nct dream added member #nct dream female member #nct 22nd member #nct 24th member

[ukai-simp-services]

hq character’s favorite lip smacker flavors

warnings: none, just slight cursing

a/n: wow the way this was one of my best ideas... anyway some of these are kinda repetitive so bare with me 😭

karasuno

hinata

i feel like hinata would be down for one of the really fruity flavors, like watermelon or mango sunrise. forgets it at home or in your car a lot so you always buy him extra.

kageyama

kags is def giving me the classic strawberry or cherry vibe, like the one that ALL stores sell. they’re the easiest to find and he likes the flavors.

daichi

ok i feel like daichi would use the peppermint flavor a lot, but i can also seeing him use the cinnamon flavor every now and then too, spice things up a little.

sugawara

i can see suga using some of the sweeter flavors, like strawberry as a daily chapstick and maybe sugar cookie when he wants to switch things up.

asahi

mans got the whole berry pack. uses them pretty frequently throughout the day, has a different flavor in different places. like one in his school bag, one in his gym locker, one at home, etc.

tanaka

ok tanaka probably doesn’t use use them that much, but when he does, he fucks w the soda flavors. like coke and sprite.

nishinoya

i don’t even think he knows what lip smackers are....but let’s give him the benefit of the doubt and say he would use one of the sugary ones. like the skittles one.

tsukishima

vanilla. no pun intended. i just totally see him using the vanilla flavor, probably the coconut one too.

yamaguchi

i can see bby using the pink lemonade,,,maybe the cucumber melon too mmmm. applies them a lot.

ennoshita

he uses that lime flavor (i forgot it’s exact name) but that and probably some fruity shit like tropical punch.

ukai

PLEASE. he wouldn’t sell lip smackers at his convenience store so he’s like ?? tf is that babe ?? but, once you show him he’d definitely be down for the rootbeer or coke flavor, he’s a soda man what can i say. BUT i imagine he’d keep it simple most of the time w peppermint. (u also make him start selling them so he ends up trying the fruity flavors~)

kiyoko

god, i wanna say the cherry flavor bc of the mf katy perry song (pls tell me if yk what im talking about) BUT i can also see her using the mint one and the coconut one too. queen has multiple flavors, as she should.

yachi

100% one of the candy flavors, like bubblegum. definitely the cotton candy one too. yachi’s lips always taste good period.

nekoma

kuroo

another cherry chapstick lover, but he spices his shit up with the cherry cobbler flavor. wants to taste good at all times for you~

kenma

doesn't use it often, but when he remembers or you remind him, he'll usually use a fun soda flavor like from the fanta pack,, or even just regular grape.

yaku

giving me grapefruit delight vibes...idk why but he just is. i can see him whipping it out in the lockerroom before practice starts, quickly applying it before any of the other guys come in.

yamamoto

omg ok so i feel like similar to some of the other guys, he’d shy away from using it in front of anyone. but i can see him using the tropical punch flavor ??

lev

tell me lev wouldn’t use the vanilla icecream one...like i can just see it. i feel like he would lowkey take pride in it too, like he knows that shit taste good.

seijoh

oikawa

this mf uses peppermint religiously. but this is oikawa we’re talking about so i think he definitely would have multiple flavors; definitely watermelon, probably chocolate mint, and for sure starburst.

iwaizumi

he’s kinda shy about using them so he sticks to the more lowkey flavors, probably like blue raspberry or kiwi. (pls gimmie a blue raspberry kith haji)

mattsun

i feel like he wouldn’t use it much, but he’d use the lemon drop flavor. loves using it during the winter bc of the weather.

hanamaki

another soda lover. i feel like he sticks to the coca cola flavors, like vanilla and cherry. (i love the cherry one omfg) maybe the root beer one too.

kunimi

bubblegum. that’s it. that’s the flavor. it’s always on him at ALL times. like that shit doesn’t leave his pocket, he once even accidentally washed his pants with it still in the pocket.

kindaichi

mmmm i think he’s definitely a berry guy, likes mixed berry or wild raspberry.

mad dog

yes i just labeled him by his nickname instead of his real name what about it- anyway. why do i think he’d use orange creamsicle on the LOW. like mf HIDES that shit. can never catch mad dog applying mf orange creamsicle chapstick. nope.

fukurodani

bokuto

omg ok bby definitely uses strawberry cheesecake or sour apple. ik they’re like two totally different flavors but, he just DOES. and he’d pucker his lips towards you every time he applies it like “BABY GUESS WHAT FLAVOR MY LIPS ARE” like ok bo c’mere then.

akaashi

he’s a simple man, he enjoys a nice strawberry banana lip smacker on his lips. maybe even pumpkin latte (during the fall of course) bc he’s festive <3

konoha

mans is using the dragonfruit flavor (i forgot if it’s just dragonfruit or if there’s another flavor combined in there) but, he literally just uses that flavor. like idk what to tell you. he just does.

yukie

ok i love her sm, i just know she would have strawberry kiwi and probably strawberry banana too. mmm yummy.

shiratorizawa

ushijima

i feel like kageyama, he would only buy the ones he sees at most stores...so a classic like mango or kiwi.

tendou

ohmygod, mans has a whole mf collection. like first of all, he has the fanta soda collection, obviously. then, there’s the candy pack with nerds, fun dip, laffy taffy, jolly ranchers, etc... he also fucks w any sour flavors. basically, everytime you kiss this man you’ll be tasting something different.

semi

another blue raspberry mf, but also i can see him using the dr pepper flavor LOL....i wanna taste>:(

goshiki

he’s a sucker for the grape flavors, regular of course, grape jelly, grape fanta, etc.

shirabu

mmm i can see him using pineapple. it’s a subtle flavor, but its the one he likes best. i don't think he'd use it all that often tbh, but when he does his lips taste absolutely ~fresh~

date tech

aone

PLSSS i just know mans wouldn't even know what a lip smacker was, would probably just be using normal burt’s bees like most people - till you introduce him to the wide range of flavors that lip smackers have to offer. he'd be like “hm, banana.” LIKE. either THAT or piña colada, he’s really trying for y’all.

kanji

cake donut?? do i have an explanation?? nope. i don’t even know what that would taste like, but i can imagine pretty sweet? just give him a mf kiss.

inarizaki

atsumu

PLEASE. he’d use the strawberry flavor ALL the time. like ok maybe occasionally the vanilla icecream too. but im so soft rn for ‘tsumu’s strawberry lips T_T

osamu

omg he’s such a cheesecake mf i just KNOW, so he’d have the strawberry cheesecake flavor. probably use chocolate moose sometimes too if he’s in the mood.

kita

this is NOT up for debate, he’d 100% use berry pie all the time. kita get ur ass here rn, we’re bouta smooch.

suna

pls bc he’s another one that’d only use it on the low. i’m feeling watermelon,, he’d always apply it before he sees you too.

aran

ooooo i can see him using cinnamon swirl, but also grape on a more common occasion. yummy....

extras

terushima

HHH sour apple for sure. he’d try to put on you all the time so you can taste like him too, he’s like “baby c’mere ;)”

saeko

bitch omg, why can i see her using the cherry cream soda one.... i literally don’t know where she could buy it but she’d fucking have it, like for SURE.

sakusa

STOP bc he’d definitely reprimand you for using lip smackers instead of a brand like ChapStick or burt’s bees. like shut up bitch...but also if you’re persistent like me, then you’ll definitely sneak the lemon drop flavor into his jacket pockets whenever you have the chance. you know it’s his secret guilty pleasure <3

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[fanfoolishness]

Bismuth Casual commentary

Spoilers ahoy hoy!

So uh Connie would you like Steven to hold you now??? because I would like that O______________O

I AIN’T SLEEPIN ON THAT BISMUTH BLUSH WHEN PEARL TOUCHES HER ARM AWWW YEAH

Pearl also you are so cute and oblivious

the only reason you seduced a Diamond is that she was even more obtuse than you are

PEARL YOU ARE UNBUTTONING HER SHIRT damn CN is really just letting them go for the gay now aren’t they, I fucking love it

I’m happy to hear Sour Cream again

and also a car commercial is where we first get Deedee Magno Hall’s mellifluous pipes again??? alright I’mma roll with it

OMFG Sour Cream has a poster of himself up on the wall in his dj booth I CAN’T

It just says “Sour” omg

“I’ve kinda missed out on a lot of human stuff!”

it’s... it’s fine

I’m okay

I’m not crying

I can’t believe how this show just made me think human stuff was boring in the beginning and then made me fucking LONG for it by the end

d’aaaaawww look at Pearl’s delightful alternative friends

also these humans being so cool kinda makes me feel inferior for being so... not? oh well it’s my own baggage

I do love that one of them appears to be in her 60s or later, it’s really sweet

TOILET PAPER OMFG PEARL SERIOUSLY

Connie is still a little taller I think!!! but only barely

I love how proud Pearl is of her friends

but mystery Girl!!

I guess Pearl just plays the field, it’s cool

It’s so sweet how impressed they were that Bismuth’s an architect!

Kinda sad that one of Connie’s friends isn’t Jeff from Mindful Education but it’s cool

I love the flower on Patricia’s hijab

STEVEN. STEVEN. STEVEN

NO ONE KNOWS WHO WHITE DIAMOND IS

NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT YOUR DEEPEST MOST PERSONAL TRAUMA

CONNIE WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT SAVING HIM RN

Steven: “Ha ha ha! wow! sure was funny that time I almost fucking died from being pithed like a frog”

Connie’s friends: “that’s.... nice”

Connie: “so Steven’s just okay with this now??? I guess that’s... good????”

“What grade are you in, Steven?”

“uh... sixteen????”

Oh I’m glad we didn’t miss his 17th birthday! Do you think we’ll get to see it?

Growing Pains, maybe?

CONNIE FUCKING SAVE HIM OKAY

Just tell your friends he’s home-schooled or something for fucks’ sake

Steven is me and ice skating

In college I went ice skating

I stopped counting how many times I fell down after the TWENTY-FIFTH INSTANCE

My knees were bags of BLOOD for a WEEK

could hardly fucking walk

they were such enormous hematomas, so purple and swollen my jeans barely fit over them

SO FUCK ICE SKATING

I am with you Steven

“Don’t worry about me!” Steven called

Connie should, in fact, have worried about him

Bispearl BISPEARL BISPEARL

Pearl is so excited about the vandalism properties of TP

I just.... this is so pure

Connie is a good friend, Steven

She would happily eat tater tots with you!

why are you rejecting this??? it is THE DREEEEAM

also the hell is this sign behind Steven? It’s in Diamond colors, I SEE YOU

i. love. the entire Steven - Bismuth exchange.

he’s finally realized it. “I think I’ve forgotten how to talk to humans.”

I’M SAD

BUT ALSO GLAD THE PROBLEM IS STARTING TO BE NAMED

also... TOILET PAPER

awww Bismuth asks about Connie and Greg. I just love that even Gems later to Steven’s life know how important these two are.

Of course Steven, typical teen, “my dad doesn’t count.”

why do you think I don’t have kids y’all

“And Connie.... it’s fine when it’s just us, but I don’t know how to talk to her when she’s with her friends.”

oh moooooood

the boy I dated in high school -- I had no idea how to be around him and be around other people at the same time

because you cultivate different versions of yourself around different people

like a boggart

and if you try to present too many versions at once you’ll collapse and fall apart

BISPEARL IS REAL

“She’s like the Pearl I remember, but a little different.  She’s happier.”

THERE ARE WORLDS OF MATERIAL IN THAT

Corruption hadn’t even happened yet. Pink Diamond hadn’t been “shattered” yet.  Pearl was by Rose’s side, fighting the good fight, flush with the glory of rebellion--

Rose is gone.

And Pearl is happier.

DAMN.

“I wonder if I’m even her best friend anymore.”

Bismuth: FUCK THAT NOISE STEVEN UNIVERSE

“OF COURSE YOU’RE WEIRD” god I fucking love her, she is such a treasure, Pearl is so lucky

Bismuth rock theme x Crystal gem theme in the background makes me happy

TRIUMPHANT CHIPTUNE faceplant

Steven apologizes. That makes... NINE of TWELVE episodes of Steven Universe Future where he apologizes to someone.

STEVONNIE STEVONNIE STEVONNIE

They hugged themself three separate times during that dance awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Connie: “Fusion? Oh, that’s kind of our thing.”  GIRRRRRL now that is a humblebrag if I ever heard one and I love it

CONNVERSE HANDHOLD

HANDHOLDIIIIIIING

look at them having a whole-ass conversation still holding each other’s hands

also the ridiculous skating together with one skate each

Bismuth you go get her gem, you can do it

and finally... BLESS THIS IMAGE

now to die

#steven universe future #suf #steven universe future spoilers #suf spoilers #su spoilers #steven universe spoilers #bismuth casual

[suga-kookiemonster]

Ok Ashley, first of all when I saw the gif you used, I know you were about to FUCK ME UPPPP. Alright bubs, buckle up this is gon be a RIDE cus phew I am the biggest hoe for ego. I’ve literally re-read the whole series MULTIPLE TIMES and it’s never NOT funny, like I still cackle at the same jokes every damn time. Anyways, yes let’s get it. I love how you’ve used common tropes like fuckboy!jk, fratboy!jk, college au, F2L, and onebed, but have completely made it your own. Like I feel like even if

you posted your work under some other pen name, I’d still recognize your style and work. You have a very specific voice? Very “YOU” BRAND of writing and that’s probably one of the HARDEST things to achieve as a writer. Mc is a delight and the way she be low key losing her cool over sleepin in the same bed as kook has me cryin cus girl I FEEL YA. “just a t-shirt advertising your university’s Segway club that you had swiped off a table for free during freshman orientation” HAHAHA mc and I are the

same fuckin people is2g cus free is for me. ALSO DUDE, “Jungkook softly, but audibly inhaled, like he was gearing up to say something of importance” BUT WHAT WAS HE GOING TO SAY?! I need to know, it’s for science. Also, high key endeared that he calls he “noona” cus I’m a pervy old lady and a lady could dream ok. Yes, now we get to the good stuffs, cus motherfucker would I love to wake up to kook’s morning wood wow he really be like a man buffet- he’s both cute and dashingly sexy. “attempting to

smooth your expression into one of ignorant unconsciousness as adrenaline pounded through you. Your eyes were closed, but that didn’t stop you from feeling his close proximity as he gingerly leaned over you to scope out your face” OMFG THE WAY MY BLOOD PRESSURE SKYROCKETED. Ngl been there and it’s SO uncomfortable like can he NOT feel my heart falling right outta my ass??? Kudos to mc for keeping composure (cus I wasn’t able to oops) kinda interested in what the situation woulda looked like had

he known she was awake tho?? “really? … fucking really gonna do this now?” HAHAH OMG “the way he was using the clothes he had apparently grabbed from his bag to hide his crotch from your view” the consistency in your writing is SO IMPRESSIVE like… when I read ego I see it as a move in my head bc of all these small, but important, details. They both migrated towards each other uwu that is SO CUTE, esp with kook as the big spoon wrapped all around her ughhh my heart. And the way she grabbed a

plate of food for baby boy has me SO ENDEARED, it’s so sweet the way she’s thinking of him and his favorite food. Ok, BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT NAMJOON AND LISA, cus Namjesus they totally boned that night didn’t they?! The whole breakfast scene had me ROLLING “jungkookie lost his hands in a tragic paragliding accident” and “…like he was sitting there smiling at you, eyes sparkling like he was a big titty anime girl?” honestly, I gotta hand it to you, there has been no fic that makes me laugh the way

ego does. The dialogue, the pop culture references (re: pimp my ride, fear factor, “Squidward”, etc), the humor KILLS ME. You seem like the funny af friend in the group. Like “baby wine doesn’t exist because that illegal. and, frankly, immoral.” “But I would just like to state for the record that I’m the one who passed through her vagina.” “Tore it too, from what I hear” HAHA OMFG THEIR BANTER IS A+ bff shitting on each other and I’m living for it!!! The whole laser tag scene was pure gold.

The way lisa started opening up, jk’s cocky ass, mc/joon’s mess of team work, the way jungkook calls mc “babe” instead of “noona” (what’s with that anyways? He wanna be seen as manlier or something??), the return of the god of destruction, “Yeah, well you also have no upper lip” HAHAHAHA ok but I actually love jk’s sparce upper lip and buck teeth, it’s just so SWEET &ENDEARING. “You watched his tongue roll in his cheek as he considered you. It was sexy” HELL MFING YES IT’S SO SEXY!! I love this

characterization of jk- he’s very layered. He’s sweet, charming, sexy, dumb af, and annoying all at the same time which makes him feel vvv real to me. And now the smut. The fact that they’re in the same position as the other morning, but unlike last time, she’s ready to do something about it. The mouth on that boy omg reminds me of “do you kiss your mom with that mouth?” from an earlier chapter phew. I love that he’s focused on prepping her with all the grinding and fingering. While v sexy, also

shows he cares about her pleasure in that he wants her to enjoy penetration. The bit when he’s just dazed when she’s urging him to get a condom has me chuckling- is he THAT shook that it’s actually happening?? “He slid the rubber on with shaky hands.” Makes me think that he’s both nervous and excited and it’s more than just one time fucking to him. And the way she asks to ride him phew, she really be LIVIN THE DREAM that’s my ultimate fantasy let’s be real until he opens his dumb mouth “Hop on.

Please remember to fasten your seatbelt and for your safety keep all items stowed beneath the seat in front of you until after takeoff” OMFG HE’S SO ANNOYING HAHAHA “You placed another kiss on a pebbled nipple, intrigued when you heard him swallow a moan. Emboldened, you circled it with your tongue, scratched it lightly with your teeth. Jungkook whined, and the sound shot straight to your clit” FUCK THAT’S HOT. I am 10/10 a hoe for nipple play. Holy shit, and the way he pulled outta her cus he

knew he wasn’t going to make it in time for her to cum too, so he opts to eat her out first. We LOVE a man who prioritizes female pleasure!! Hnng and the way she agrees to continue fucking even after she’s already came and the way kook just GOES TO FUCKING TOWN ON THAT PUSS had my vag ROLLINGGGG damn I really feel bad for whoever is sharing a wall with them rn cus that headboard RIP my heart “I win” wtf dude his pillow talk SUCKS ASS. Just when she thinks she’s not just a game to him, he pulls

this shit. It’s probably just a dumb af joke cus we know my bby be competitive as all hell and also ain’t that smart, but damn. Not. The. Time. UGHHHH I just want to squish their faces together and be like "TALK TO EACH OTHER PLS- this is all a terrible misunderstanding" TL;DR my panties are wet, my heart is broken, and I kinda wanna knee kook in the balls. Thank you for this update!! Masterpieces are ALWAYS worth the wait!! It's bitter sweet that ego is comin to the end. Sending all my love

PHEWWWWW, THIS REVIEW!! 😭😭💕we still have one part left, so i’m not gonna confirm or deny any of your assumptions. but OMG, i’m so touched that my work left this big of an impression on you! your commentary made me smile so big 😩😩😩 truly, thank you so much for enjoying my wacky fic and my wacky characters. it really means a lot to know that people love my babies as much as i do, and that they’re actually as invested in the storyline as i am. ego was my first fic for the bts fandom, so she’s really special to me and it makes me happy that others enjoy her 🤧💕 and that you enjoy my writing style 😭😭😭pls 😭😭😭

thank you again for your sweet words. hopefully i can finish ch 8 sooner than later!

#fic: ego #lcksndkys #asks

[lailarain]

Warning: Spoilers for Danganronpa: The End of Hope's Peak High School:Despair Arc

(I'm watching for the first time)

We're back at it again, guys!

Also, yes, I've realized that I porbably should've watched Danganronpa 2.5 first, but I'll do that after Despair Arc

Episode 1:

Oh it's ponytail teacher lady🙂

NEW INTRO YEAH BABY

POTHEAD GUY I MISSED YOUUUU

FUYUHIKO, SONIA, MAHIRU, AND HIYOKO THE NOSTALGIAAAAAA

I'm only a few minutes in and I'm already dying of laughter from the dialogue😭

MIKAN I MISSED YOU

This ponytail teacher lady, istg😂😂😂😂😂

THE TEACHER HAS A BLADE WHY DOES THE TEACHER HAVE A BLADE

Okay where is Nagito he's the only reason I'm watching this🙄

"oH goD jUrAsSiC pArK"

IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS?

NEKOMARUUUU

Isn't that that one pervy chef?

Teruteru, that's pretty gay😀

AKANE HELLOOOOO

Soda the simp has arrived

GUNDHAM YES I MISS YOU SO MUCH😭😭😭😭

IBUKI MY GIRL

PEKO WHY'D YOU HAVE TO DIE I MISSED YOUUUU

NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO YES

NAGITO'S LAUGH🥺🥺🥺

I fear this teacher😀

Wait....Mitirai...and the Ultimate Imposter......what the fuck is going on

HAJIME IS THAT YOU, MY BELOVED NON-SHAPE-KNOWING BOI

Awwwww he's hurt by what people say🥺

CHIAKI I MISSED YOU

Hajime, you DO have a talent. You're the Ultimate Nagito Magnet

Man, I'm probably not gonna get to see Hajime on screen a lot in this anime😔

Hey blonde bitch how ya doin

Okay we've officially seen the gang! Time for episode 2!

Episode 2:

"They're all good eggs" tell that to killing game nagito lol

Why the fuck are those two always fighting😭

"I'll have you know that we are training in real life combat conditions" "Oh in that case, knock yourself out"

This is why you don't take random glowing bottles from pervert chefs, kids.

NAGITOS JUST SITTING THERE SMILING LMAOOOOOOOO

Hajime looks so uncomfortable that a teacher is trying to have a casual conversation with him😂

Oh are they talking about the Kamakura project?

Gundam playing video games makes me so happy and idk why maybe because I love how dramatic he is lol

You ever like someone so much that when they do something as simple as speak you start freaking out at how awesome they are? Yea that's how I feel about Nagito.

ARE THEY PLAYING MARIO KART?!?!?!

why is the school rumbling GUNDHAM WHAT DID YOU DO

Nagito crying over the food lmaooooo

What did Akane sayyyy😀

NO ONE TOLD ME THIS WAS A HENTAI

WHAT THE FAWK IS GOING ON

Props to Fuyuhiko for being a man and stopping Kazuichi

Istg whatever they pay these voice actors clearly isn't enough

MIKAN WHAT DID YOU SAYYYYY NO ONEE TOLD ME YOU WERE A LESBIAN

I don't even know what to say about Nagito😳

CHIAKI JUST FUCKIN PUNCHED HIM

"I regret nothing"

Nagito's so wholesomely making everyone uncomfortable🥺

Chiaki and Hajime's relationship is soooo wholesome🥰

Episode 3:

Hajime has literally solved the murders of his friends 5 times, and he calls himself average🤨

Why are all the other Reserve Course students blue?

Wait isn't that blondie Fuyuhiko's sister?

Hajime being in the middle of these random girls fighting be like 👁👄👁

Okay I'm kinda scared to ship the green hair girl and Mahiru because they might be siblings

Hard to believe that this girl is my baby boi's sister. At least Fuyuhiko has the dignity to not randomly bully a girl for no reason

Okay I hope the FBI doesn't come to my door if these two are siblings but MAHIRU I SAW YOU BLUSH GIRL I SHIP IT

Thank god fuyuhiko understands that his sister is crazy

Hajime and Chiaki gaming together is so cute🥰

I hope Chiaki didn't just accidentally convince Hajime to do the Kamakura Project😀

The blonde just called her lovesick for Mahiru...I think we got non-related lesbians on our hands

Wait.....THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED IN TWILIGHT SYNDROME MURDER CASE WHAT THE FUCK

Okay I'm kinda starting to feel bad for the blondie

GREEN HAIRED GIRL KILLED HER HOLY FUCK THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

Wait...if the green-haired girl didn't kill her...then who did?

Woah....why is the green-haired girl acting like that🤨

WAIT GREEN HAIR GIRL IS DEAD WHAT

Is this really how people normally treat Reserve Course Students? The discrimination is so unfair.

HOW DARE THIS BASTARD TOUCH MY PRECIOUS HAJIME😤

Oh so they're on a mission

Omfg Hajime don't you DARE think you're nothing and agree to be a lab rat I swear

FUCK NO HE AGREED

I am so close to crying rn😀

How's Chiaki gonna react to this😔

Episode 4:

Chiaki is sad aww🥺

Okay Nagito looking serious is NEVER a good sign

SHIT NAGITO FROWNED THAT'S NOT GOOD

Komaeda is so polite😌

Nagito.....what is Plan B😀

WHITE-HAIRED GIRL HOW YOU DOIN😁

Oh its other blonde boy and peach-haired bitch

WELL CLEARLY NAGITO'S LUCK AIN'T SHIT

HOLY SHIT NO😭

WAIT NAGITO SET UP FUCKIN BOMBS?!?! Man, I love my chaotic boi🥰

THEY SWITCHED BAGS TOO?!?!?

This is gonna be a huge shit show, isn't it?

POOR WHITE-HAIR GIRL SHE'S COMPLETELY INNOCENT😭😭😭

What the fawk😀

HOW IS HE SO CALM, JUST LIKE "I don't think that was a laxative😕"

NAGITO'S JUST TALKING BOUT HOW UNLUCKY HE IS WHILE ALL THIS SHIT IS GOING DOWN LMAOOO

WAIT SHE JUST SLAPPED HIM

YES TEACHER LADY YOU TELL HIM HOW FUCKIN AWESOME HE IS

Yay Komaeda won't get expelled😊

WAIT NO DON'T TRANSFER HER I LOVE HER NOOOOO

Uh yeah he did it all for yall 'cause he's fuckin nagito komaeda🤨

WAIT SHE'S GONNA COME BACK?!?!?! HOLY SHIT YES

Episode 5:

Poor Mitirai🥺

yeah, see? This is why I relate to Mitirai. ANIMATION IS FUCKIN MAGICAL.

Thank GOD. I thought we were gonna have to watch the teacher lady suffer😅

Okay I know this is pretty off topic, but where the fuck is Hajime

Of course as soon as I ask that question, they start talking about the Kamakura project😅

Expelled? Bullshit.

Wait NO I WANNA SEE MORE NAGITO🥺🥺🥺

WAIT THOSE ARE THE CHARACTERS FROM THE FIRST GAME

Awww they're so happy to see her how wholesome🥺

"You perfect cinnamon roll" MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

SAIONGI WENT THROUGH A GROWTH SPURT HOLY FUCK

Wait Mitirai and......Mitirai? So he IS the ultimate imposter.

"People flake out and let you down, but carbs are always there" - Mitirai. Truer words have never been spoken😢

IT'S JUNKO FUCKIN ENOSHIMA BABY

Right, the killing game hasn't happened yet, so both Mukuro and Junko are alive and well

So, are the ultimate imposter and mitirai sibings?

Mitirai no don't overwork yourself🥺

Did he just....say "I need you"....pick her up.....and give no other context?😀

Poor Mitirai

WAIT MIKAN NO IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF MOVIE

MAKOTO MY BOY I MISSED YOU

HAJIME IS THAT YOU? YOU LOOK TERRIBLE

Wait...HAJIME NO

HAJIME DON'T YOU DARE

WHAT ABOUT CHIAKI?!?!?!

HAJIME'S EYES ARE RED NOOOOOOO

I'm gonna miss good old Hajime😔

Episode 6:

HAJIME NO TALENTLESS PEOPLE ARE STILL PEOPLE

WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING THIS TO AN INNOCENT HIGH SCHOOLER

It's......Izuru Kamakura😔

Hajime no🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Awww Chiaki misses him

Wait why didn't the teacher just lie and say that Hajime was expelled🤨

I am so close to crying rn😀

Ponytail teacher lady is gonna realize the heartbreaking truth about Hajime, isn't she?😔

Awwww buff guy🥺

That is the weirdest tourture I've ever seen

The sad thing is she doesn't even know that it was Hajime who was made the victim to the project.

Wait why is Kamakura there what's going on

"KAMAKURA KAMAKURA YAS Q U E E N."

CAN MUKURO STOP LETTING JUNKO MAKE FUN OF HER LIKE BITCH YOU ARE AWESOME

Ikuru literally the entire time Junko is talking is basically just: 😑

WAIT HE AGREES WITH JUNKO NO

wait....MITIRAI IS GONNA MEET JUNKO FUCK NO

FUCK NOOOOOO

Okay we're officially halfway through, and I'm super pissed that Nagito is god knows where because he's the ONLY reason I'm watching this

Episode 7:

MITIRAI STOP TALKING TO HER RUN ASAP AHHHHHHHHH

Junko does realize that she basically just triggered every single fan of Danganronpa, right🤨

"aWw lOoK aT hiM trEmBLe hE'S goNnA bUrsT a blOoD veSsEL bEcAuSe I jUsT diSseD hiS wAifUS"

WAIT JUNKO NO DON'T SMILE LIKE THAT

THEY THINK HE'S DEAD LMAOOOOO

NAGITO YES FINALLY

NAGITO WTF PUT SOME CLOTHES ON

Wait so is that the crash site of the what killed his parents🥺

Kazuchi, Teruteru, stop being pervs and shut up please🥰

GUNDHAM YES WE STAN

MITIRAI IS MISSING NO

Istg if they lay a hand on Mikan they bouta lose a hand😀

Poor buff guy🥺

SHIT NO THEY'RE GONNA BRAINWASH HER

Junko's eyes really went ⬆️↗️➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️

Wait who tf are these people🤨

Junko what is it with you and killing games😀

Wait she's actually really good at singing😯

Can we get an f in the chat for these poor students

IZURU WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO

THEY'RE SWEEPING IT UNDER THE RUG AGAIN?!?!?!?

So that was his promise😔

It's the cool moving comic thing from the games😯

The Reserve Course students are NOT happy😀

Poor Chiaki still misses him😔

Imagine if she knew HE was the killer

Episode 8:

(So some of my notes were deleted and when I rewrote them they got deleted twice. So I'm just gonna go where I left off.)

NAGITO YES MY BOY I MISSED YOUUUUU

"Who are you" lol

At least CHIAKI is nice to Nagito

YES NAGITO YOU LIFE-SAVER😤

Talk about what🤨

WHY ARE THEY TREATING THESE STUDENTS TO "KNOW THEIR PLACE" ISTG

Okay Nagito what is it with your luck

"Oh we found a secret passage cool😶"

POOR MITIRAI

WAIT NAGITO KNEW?!?!?!?

NAGITO HAS A FUCKIN GUN I REPEAT NAGITO HAS A GUN WHY DOES HE HAVE A GUN

OKAY WHY DOES NAGITO SOUND SO THREATENING ALL OF A SUDDEN

Okay am I crazy or was that interaction between izuru and nagito just now pretty gay?

NAGITO HOLY FUCK NO

OH THANK THE LORD

NAGITO THIS IS NO TIME TO BE A SIMP FOR IZURU

Episode 9:

That....is Hinata😔

WAIT NO DON'T YOU DARE HYPNOTIZE CHIAKI

Teacher lady is gonna be hypnotized, isn't she😖😞

OKAY JUNKO THIS IS TOO FAR

Wait is Mikan pretending?

Poor Guy😢

YEAH LISTEN TO NAGITO

I mean, I don't wanna abandon the teacher but it's already too late

WAIT IS THAT WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE?!?!?

It's so sad to know that they're just running into destruction😔

NO POOR TEACHER LADY

STOP IT RIGHT NOW

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

NOOOOOOOOOOO

You're already too late😞

WAIT WHY ARE THEY BEING SO VIOLENT

Poor Mitirai, man🥺

WAIT NO JUNKO YOU WOULDN'T

Junko STOP LEAVE HIM ALONE

You're in deep shit, Junko

WAIT NO DON'T DIE MITIRAI

Oh thank god😅

Mitirai😭

Poor Nagito too

WAIT MIKAN WHY

NO THE TEACHER IS DEFINITELY HYPNOTIZED NOPE

Episode 10:

Something's wrong....

Chiaki, don't be fooled

Wait is he actually gay tho

Okay Junko please SHUT THE FUCK UP🥰

This isn't gonna go well, is it?

CHIAKI NO

JUNKO DON'T YOU LAY A HAND ON HER

Wait why are they in a trial room

WAIT NAGITO WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN THEM BEFORE

CHIAKI NO

(Won't let me type anymore. Continue post here)

#the end of hope's peak high school #danganronpa 3

[humankoalaa]

BLACK LIGHTNING 3X04

*SPOILERS AHEAD*

my grandma might be failing at saving metas but them eyebrows .... SNATCHED.

lord. grandma going crazy.

timeout. anissa got a bad ass jeep with no real job but Jeff got a whole real job chillin in a toyota? the disrespect 😂

GAMBI 😭 i love him so much.

odell just manipulating jenn 🤦🏾‍♀️

man im tied of jamila. like go away.

jamilas ass gon’ be the reason besides that mask that doesn’t cover blackbirds face that anissas gonna end up fucked.

odell don’t you dare threaten my grandfather using my mother and auntie as bait you mule.

i hate these ASA assholes man. just bullies.

lynn looking she done aged since this episode started 😩

blackbird sounding like batman is STILL a question i need an answer too 😩

them dudes scattered like rats 🤣🤣🤣🤣 blackbird ain’t even do nothing but make a suggestion 😂

sis... you really think your knockoff version of blackbird wanna fade with the real blackbird?! nah sis. you don’t. you just don’t.

OMG grace is so nervous 😭 her face when she realized well iss her father in law 😂😂

LMAO Jeff is ALL of us when we saw anissas new place.

grace 🤣🤣 this is the level of awkward i expected, wanted, AND needed.

this shit is pure comedy 🤣🤣🤣🤣 anissa looking at the camera like ... 🧐 ahhh shit.

PAUSE. JEFF. NOPE. BYEEEE.

“until you throw her out of your bed” Really?! jenn wouldn’t even say some shit like that and we would expect her to. smh. just disrespectful and out of line. like anissas not THAT stupid and you know that Jeff. if she told her obviously it’s because we’ll hey she’s a meta too 😤 END. RANT.

EVEN GAMBI REACTED MORE FATHERLY!

OMFG TEENAGE GRACE. WAIT. even teenage grace wears flannels. ugh ❤️

congrats father of the year 😒 so disrespectful, embarrassing and just rude.

OMG NISSA SNAPPED! LEEEEEAAVEEEE!

sis said this is my house and you ain’t welcomed 🤷🏾‍♀️😌

i love my grandfather but he deserved that.

i laughed when he said the loft paid with drug money like first of all you ain’t had to be that petty 🤣

i mean this is sweet and all but grace i need to shift back cause like i know like you’re still in there but this my spirit i can’t you too young for her sis ok ok im sorry y’all but THAT waasssss a lil weird.

“maybe less than you think” and she shifts back 😭😭😭😭 their scenes. so much emotion 😭😭😭😭

nissa being the cutest making grace smile MY FUCKING PARENTS

“grace i told you... we’re in this.. me, you, the leopard, that old guy” 😅😂😂😂😂😂

“this form is by far my favorite” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

“it’s you, it’s your heart, your soul your essence that’s what im in love with... just you” FUCK I DONT HAVE THE KLEENEX 😭😭😭😭 grabbed a ziploc bag for my tears y’all.

*sidenote this is some of nafessa’s best acting rn* sis putting on a clinic rn.

jeff really just said “i haven’t seen you look this bad since med school” 🤦🏾‍♀️ lord who the hell wrote his lines this episode?! WHO?! come catch these hands. runneth tf up i wants my fade!

oh shit.

this man said anissas trippin. like no fool. she’s not. you’re wife however? definitely DEFINITELY trippin.

khalil is unbearable again. so over his storyline.

jenn you’re killing me.

wow. this is painful to watch 😪 so raw.

principal wiley gained my respect. who would’ve thought.

really hope they don’t hurt tavon.

see Jeff. there you go just listen before you scream nissa ain’t out here just being reckless.... for the most part 😂

henderson 🤣🤣🤣🤣

this asa lady 😤😤😤😤😤

henderson cheering on blackbird waving off the other cops is me 😂😂

YASSSSS gave that asa lady what her ass deserved.

khalil a bad motherfucker 😂 dammit i wanna hate him so bad but damn he the new tobias but even worst.

tavon asking blackbird to tell his parents he loves them 😭❤️

smh odells so trash i knew lynn wouldn’t just take that shit outta nowhere 😩

odells seriously using a child for his own gain. again. like come on jenn you’re smarter than this.

christ. see y’all next week.

*sidenote* i don’t understand how lynn and jenn are so easily manipulated by odell when they know all the shut he’s done. shit is frustrating. especially lynn.

#black lighting spoilers #black lightning #thundergrace #anissa pierce #grace choi #jennifer pierce

[fatehascalled]

Kaihei...

IIXISIAOSOAOQP OH NO ANON IF YOU'RE THE SAME ANON FROM BEFORE I

It totally slipped my mind omfg I'm so sorry I'll write some headcanons rn (and if you're not then free headcanons)

So like. You bet your ass that Kaito takes an odd amount of trips to Osaka even before they become friends. Aoko is like "Kaito. You. You have three assignments due next week you really can't spare a weekend trip-" "I'LL DO IT ON THE TRAIN!" He proclaims.

(he does not. There's not a heist that week. He looks like a raccoon.)

Heiji has a lot of fun at the heists once he gets over his annoyance at not catching KID. (Which takes.... A while.)

And because Heiji realized that Conan was not a normal child during their second meeting, he only needs to meet Kaito Kuroba once to realize that they're the s a m e person. ((You get to know someone pretty well when you get tied up and forced to listen to them.)) He nearly blurted it out then and there before remembering- oh yeah. If I reveal his secret identity, he'd get arrested. And I haven't figured out why he's doing this yet.

They are way better chefs than you would think, but both with their own specialties. Catch KID almost starting a fire while waiting for Heiji to find him because he wants to barbecue something for him.

((Kaito is kind of dumb.))

They aren't Soft Bois ™️ but when one of them needs the rare serious comfort the other is willing to provide.

Kazuha is the one who nearly throttles Heiji to make him realize his feelings. A punching bag was decimated that day (as she's smart enough to not vent her frustrations at how slow he is on a real person.)

Kaito only realizes when he realizes just how different his feelings for Aoko and Heiji are. She helped out when he asked her.

Kazuha and Aoko are kind of awkward around each other while Kaito and Heiji hang out before they find common ground in their hobbies (both very good at preparing and making fish dishes.)

They are the ultimate obnoxious uncles towards Conan. He suffers immensely under their supervision (though Heiji is very careful about not spilling Conan's beans to Kaito. Not his beans to spill.)

If you want any specific headcanons just ask!!! (Please ask-)

#Detective Conan #heiji hattori #kaito kid #kaito kuroba #heikai #case closed #my headcanons #my writing

[tellywoodtrash]

khkt 19.08.19 lb

omg this sass queen. i love her. my god, she is all types of goals. the way she's handled this whole thing, fuck, what a badass.

idhar bhi k3g scene chal raha hai. all the parent-child relationships strong af on star plus today (1, 2)

ravi in outright tears here, like a kid who lost his mom in the supermarket.

abhi ke ABHIIIIII pune jaana hai? now we know where rohit gets his impulsiveness from.

lo, poora ghar uth gaya hai. i swear to god i could never survive in a joint fam. having to hang out with like 25 ppl every time something happens, whether good or bad.... what a goddamn nightmare.

sona successfully shaming the dude using his daughter and telling him to never show her his sleazy face again, fucking amaaaaaaazing.

good lord rohit.

ok fwd fwd fwding till she sees it's him. ainvayi mein yeh suspense lamba kheenchna is my pet peeve.

little bit of tellywood irony i absolutely love: every time he loses the watch, it ends up in her hands and leads him to her. mata rani is really beating him over the head with her sign but this idiot is just too dense to see it currently.

ouff phone waale masle.

yes, veena needs to calm down, BUT I HATE WHEN MEN TELL WOMEN TO CALM DOWN. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ASSHOLES, THAT'S HER EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CHILD.

whoops she almost let it slip why he went to pune.

lmao as if naren bhai knows ANYTHING that's happening around here.

my poor sad son. yaaar, heterosexual love is the worst. kya haalat bana rakhi hai bande ne.

apparently pune doctors are loath to get out in this weather. shankar vows to get them to mumbai faster.

ok sona is going into parvati mode.

ouff, iska raima jaap. ab toh nafrat ho gayi hai with the very concept of raima. 

lol paani ki bottal nahi hai, medical box nahi hai, kuch bhi nahi hai, toh sona is making patti out of her dupatta and rainwater. a regular macgyver only she is.

finally, she saw the phone!

aaaaaaaaand she dropped it. ouff, i hate contrived drama like this.

full family does not seem to understand the concept of a loved one's intuition when something is wrong. IT'S A REAL THING, YOU EMPATHY-LESS BITCHES.

thank god they finally picked up.

of all those things, bukhaar is the most worrying one? not the chot and the behoshi????

phone dead. this episode is really trying The Fucking Most with me with this bullshit.

CHARGER WIRE BHI NAHI HAI. HAI KYA IS GAADI MEIN, HEIN???? CHAAR PAIYYEN TOH HAI NA???? YA WOH BHI KAHIN PE UTAAR RAKH DIYE??????

seedha MLA ko call. must be nice to be rich and connected.

GREAT, THIS DUMBASS CALLED PRANITI AND SAARA BHAANDA PHOD DIYA. OMG CAN YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT YOU SENTIENT BAG OF TOENAIL CLIPPINGS?!?!?!?

idhar inn sabbbbbb ke produced professional melodrame se bhi zyaada drama karne suman aa pohunchi hai.

omfg yes nethra has lost the last fuck she had tonight. YAAAAAAAAAS. TELLLLL HERRRRRRRRRR NETHRAAAAAA.

fuck meeeeee, that was so satisfying. i want sona and nethra to give me personality development lessons coz they are literally the women i want to be when i grow up.

NAREN YOU BETTER SHUT THE HELL YOUR MOUTH BEFORE I COME IN THERE AND SHUT IT FOR YA

ofc this nosy bastard has to also know why rohit went.

AJIT. MY FAVT SMOL BEAN. BEST SIPPY BOY HAI TU. I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY DAMN HEART, KID.

excoose, yk? why you taking nosy akash's side? you think this will get you brownie points with him re: the whole pooja thing? pls. aisa kuch bhi nahi hone waala.

great now rohan is also jumping in. FUCK, DANGAL CHAL RAHA HAI KYA????? ARE THE SIPPYS GONNA START BRAWLING HERE LIKE THE OBROS/VIRANIS??? (@ me but this is the best fucking thing mais has ever made, and i still go and watch it every few weeks and lmao like it's the first time i'm seeing it.)

also why is today's episode so damn long for this faltoo ki bakchodi? i can't handle this much nonsense drama in one day.

my god shut the fuckkkk uppppppppp all of youuuuuuuu i hate you all. ajit/veena, pls gtfo this room full of fucking lunatics.

vimmi is like uhhhhhhh, if any of you dipshits actually cares, just fyi - rohit's reached the hospital.

hein? itniiiiiii serious thi baat? surgery mein ghusaa diya?

oh. stomach pump kar rahein the coz he drank poisonous sharaab. ofc. jo glenfiddich peeta hoga, uski body will obviously reject desi tharra.

ugh i hate you naren.

this relationship means EVERYTHING to me. fucking everything.

oh ho veena, your son is a grownass man of like 35, pls stop taking responsibility for his poor life decisions. hadh hoti hai.

mom is like OMFG SOMEONE ELSE KNOWS ABOUT RAIMA I CAN FINALLY TALK ABOUT IT TO SOMEONE WITH A FUNCTIONING BRAIN CELL AND SOME EMPATHY JFC THANK GODDDDD

sona's like i'm no ACP pradyuman, but your son has Big Time Issues, ma'am. care to explain?

for perhaps the first time in the history of desi moms, one respectfully declines to comment on her kid’s personal shit. my respect for veena just shot waaaaaaaaaaaay up.

air hostess; is that what veena said raima was? my sound was kinda muddy there.

oh shit, no one else knew about raima? but ajit seemed to hint about it the other day, which led rohit to have his Bekhayali Breakdown???

ok they just confirmed all the things we already knew: rohit operated on raima, and is somehow the cause for her being in a coma rn. it was Extremely Stereotypical Bengali Mom that slapped him.

26th september. ohhhhh boy.

OMG JUST TELL US, DID SHE RUN OVER RAIMA OR NOTTTTTTTT?????

———————————————————————

ok sona, kuch zyaaaaaada ho raha hai. maybe go a little easier on the dude, he's been through a lot last night.

#kahaan hum kahaan tum #khkt lbs #episode liveblogs

[matronaa]

Jungkook “fuckboy?” drabble

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader

Word count: 1,637

Genre: Fluff/mentions of smut?

Okay look its about 1 in the morning while im writing this and i just got done literally scrolling thru @jungshookz  e n t i r e page and honestly ive been delusionally laughing over her stories for like an hour and a half like the tattooartist!jungkook fic legit killed me i love it  and i’m probably going to force my friend to check her out because legit i love it so much and she seems like such a funny person and if she sees this 1) ily and ur writing and i wanna be friends but idk how to start a conversation because im a awKwARd bEan and 2) im sorry for probably spamming ur notifications with likes okay i couldnt help it so now im inspired for the first time in a while to write but im way to loopy to put together an actual fic so enjoy this ig

Okay i should stop rambling (okay just note that im so sleep deprived that i had to google ‘words for excessive talking’ to remember the word rambling because im an idiot and i cant think and ooo its 1:11 am rn make a wish b*tches)

Okay im sorry ill begin~

A/n all of this is completely unedited and if bad grammar annoys you srry not srry

Lets talk about what fuckboy!jungkook is oki

I feel like in reality there are just a bunch of rumors about him but hes so smol and hes the quiet type so he doesnt have the energy to dismiss them

Like im sorry soft jungkook is way to good in my mind rn okay #cuddles4days im not in the mood for him to strangle me with his amazing biceps

Anyway

you never rlly met him in the 4 years of going to the same highschool as him (since you’re in those smart people classes like humanities) until senior year

You and him had the same AP Lit. class lmao english class is  l i t

Which surprised you bc of the rumors like i thought he was a badboy ?? arent those normally idiots ??

Nah my bby is a smart nugget, he just likes to look hella bf 25/8

First day of school cliche where you show up late to class and have to sit next to him because i  d i e  for those plots okay

But you dont know thats him because you’ve never seen him, so you’re confused on why most of the girls keep glaring at you

But soon enough you catch on and you’re like fml

And then the professor is like “where you are sitting is your assigned seating for the rest of the year” and you’re like f m L

He ends up introducing himself to you because i mean like table buddies

But hes really nervous because hes a cute little bean and you’re hella cute cuz lets be honest ur probably wearing like basic black leggings and a hoodie with your hood over your head to hide the bed hair you didnt feel like brushing that morning

Oh, just me? Okay…

He likes ur name because it rolls off the tongue and he thinks it suits you even tho he doesnt know you

Yet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You dont really think hes a fuckboy because he seems so nice and he has the cutest lil bunny smile sEE

That is until after school u end up getting to ur locker late because u left something in one of your classes

And u see him pinning a girl against the lockers down the hall

And ur like well shit nvm

And u quickly get ur shit and go because das  a w k w a r d

But then he sees u run off and hes like awh crap i dun fucked up

A few weeks go by and u notice he barely really comes to class so u usually sit alone

On days he does come his chair seems extra close to yours and he’s basically smothering you

But u dont mind because he smells nice

And on the days he does come you get kinda excited because

1) you get a partner who doesnt expect you to do all of the work

2) this boy cute when he gets all intelligent

Ur  like “yes pls continue speaking about the essay we are writing that i have no idea is on because i kept getting lost in the sound of ur voice”

He notices when u zone out because you start staring at his lips when hes talking and he thinks its the cutest thing

One day u get assigned a week long project and ur close enough friends with jungkook to basically scold and force him to come to class all week

But only if he can force u to come to his house to work on it after school

Which you’re low key nervous of because ur going to a ‘fuckboy’s house’ by yourself

And u dont wanna do the dirty because ur a pure child haha not for long

But you agree anyway

And honestly even after the project is done (which you got an A on) you continue going over to his house because his bed is comfortable and he always has snacks

And his mom loves you

Like legit on days you dont go the next day you do she’s like “wheRE WERE YOU”

When the semester is over the professor lets you pick seats but you both enjoy each other’s company so you stay seated together.

finally ur at his house one day and ur just laying on his bed scrolling thru insta and he’s sitting on his bean bag in the corner on his phone and u look up at him and realise

Shit

You like him

Like a lot

And u mentally face palm because this was not supposed to happen

But it happened and you’re too far down the hole to climb out

Sometimes u end up napping at his house after school because his bed is more comfortable than yours and one friday night u wake up in his arms

And its like the best feeling ever

Its so warm and hes so cuddly hes like latched onto you

You stay under the warm blankets before you question when he even got in bed since he was playing video games before you fell asleep

And then his phone lights up and ofc you check it for him bc ur a nosey bitch

But not before you observed how adorable he was while he was sleeping

Nope not creepy at all

its his friend tae texting him (you didn’t really know his friends since you had different friend groups)

You check it and its smth like “stop staring at y/n while shes sleeping and reply u creep”

And you’re like w a t

So you scroll up and see that while u were sleeping jungkook went on a full rant on how cute u are and how whipped he is

And ur like holy fadoodles dis boy likes me

And so u decided to text tae like “this is y/n, does he actually like me”

Which turns into you both having a convo on how thirsty jungkook is until he wakes up

Hes like wtf r u doing and he snatches the phone and reads through your messages with tae while u like sit up to stare at him

And he’s still half asleep so it takes him to realise whats going on

“Omfg y/n i can explain-”

He starts rambling about how long he had been crushing on u and that he didn’t want to tell you because you seemed uninterested so he kept it a secret and never told anyone

And honestly he was freaking out because the onE tiMe he tells anyone that he likes you, you find out

But while he’s rambling you’re coming up with an excuse to text your mom that you’re spending the night at his house, so you just say he’s not feeling well and his parents are gone for the weekend.

Lmao she doesnt care she’s just like “lmao ik ur lying but have fun dont get pregnant”

Or Maybe thats just my mom idk

You have to shut him up by snatching his phone out of his hands and kissing him

When you pull away you’re just like “you talk too much lmao”

You explain to him that you like him too and u just get under the covers again and snuggle up next to him, and he wraps his arms around you

And you stay like that for a while before hes like “its late you should get home”

And you tell him you’re staying the night whether he likes it or not

And he is so down for that

But then you end up just spending the weekend there because why not his parents love you

And every night is just filled with cuddling, watching netflix, making out, late night snacks, etc.

Saturday night he gets a lil touchy and soon enough ur like straddling him and grinding your hips against his

But then he’s like “Ive never done this before” and you c o m b u s t

Ur like aren’t you like the school fuckboy how have you not done this

And he tells you its all just rumors and hes too lazy to set the record straight

And you basically decide to take things slow that night since it was you’re first time too and honestly it was so cute

It wasn’t really steamy rough sex it was more soft fluffy love making that is filled with giggling and exploring and appreciating each other

That was definitely the night you fell in love with him

Which is big because you thought love was gross

The next day you’re cuddling and he’s like “you know ur my gf now”

And ur like duh

You start going on cute dates after that like going to cafes or amusement parks

He loved taking you to the beach during the summer because u looked gr8 in a bikini

You found out you were going to the same college with was fantastic, so you decided to rent an apartment together nearby the campus instead of living in a dorm.

Which normally you’d be against because moving in together so quickly ?? but you felt different like this relationship was going to last

UNTIL HE CHEATED

Lmao jk gotcha bitch

My baby is too pure and innocent to cheat

Well innocent until you both get into bed and then oh lord it gets steamy

He wants to experiment with like e v e r y t h i n g and honestly you were down

But ofc you set some boundaries.

There were lines he couldn’t cross

I mean sometimes he tried but you shut that down real quick

Overall your relationship was perfect and you couldn’t ask for a better boyfriend

I mean he brought you pizza rolls and dr pepper to ‘study dates’ how could you not love him.

Oml it took me over an hour to write this its like 2:30 am why am i awake anyway imma go to bed now, idk ur name jungshookz but pls write more fanfics i need more to read late at night okay gnite

#jungkook #bts #btsjungkook #Jungkook oneshot #jungkook fluff #jungkook smut #bts one shot #jungkook x reader #jeon jeongguk #im so sleep deprived #why am i awake #imagine #bts imagines #jungkook ima

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Christmas 2k17

- My mother will go to great lengths to ignore or be annoyed by me Caring About The Political World Climate, but she literally got me a copy of 1984 lmao

- Front row tickets to Chicago!! 

- Okay so family dinner. Okay. So this year they decided to start dinner at like, 2:00 in the damn afternoon because my ONE uncle had to be out by 7:00 as he was taking a date to the Eagle’s game tonight and everyone wants him to marry off already so they were being supportive. But. Apparently he’s dating two different girls and the girl he’s taking is not one of them, and also has a boyfriend, so this was all for N O T H I N G

- OmfG my cousin brought his girlfriend and we’ve all met her before but like this was the first Family Holiday Dinner(tm) and it’s so fucking loud and obnoxious with these people and my mom said something to her like ‘are you ready for all this’ and this girl PULLS OUT ONE OF THOSE FUCKING CANNED MARGARITAS and was like “Listen. I’ve got a whole case on me. I’m ready. I’m cruising” I was DEAD

- She also decided I was the Cool And Sane Relative which is...Shocking. An Honor. Revolutionary. Unprecedented. Lmao so she stuck by me all night and gave me mango-ritas or whatever the hell as we lowkey shittalked my theater company it was great

- One cousin turned up in a low-cut glitter shirt matched with leggings covered in pictures of David Bowie in ‘Labyrinth’, another showed up in jeans and T-Rex slippers, and two more were completely adorned in Eagle’s merchandise. Classic.

- All the distant relatives think I’m like 16 lol

- “Oh, YOU WANNA HEAR THE MATT LAUER STORY?? I’LL TELL YOU THE MATT LAUER STORY” - *the entire room groans*

- I got Jenna a fruit infuser water bottle and a necklace and she was like....very hype about it??? Like this is the most genuine emotion I’ve seen out of her in like a year lmao. Either her acting is getting better or she’s finally reaching the stage where she realizes she can be a teenager and a real person at the same time

- “Oh, God, fuck....We’ve already reached Peak Colleen.” 

- Grandmom made the illusive fudge but she only made ONE BATCH and only three people knew where she hid it it was a WAR ZONE

- FIFTY MINUTES TO TAKE THE FAMITLY PHOTO

- “I can’t get it to focus all the way!” “Grif, as long as it’s focused on me it doesn’t matter!”

- EVERYONE literally surrounded a poor baby while her father tried to feed her omfg she was screaming bloody murder and everyone was laughing and finally he’s like ‘You know I think we’d ALL cry if people ganged up on us and made weird noises while we tried to eat’ asdfg

- There was pie on the table but we were refused the knowledge of whether or not it was indeed Drug Dealer Pie(tm), The Return 

- Listen,,,,,due to a now well-publicized picture and some charity work, my one aunt is CONVINCED she, personally, is the Eagle’s good luck charm this year and...it’s the only thing...she knows how to talk about...We get it, your picture made the front page so now they let you go to all the games...please shush...

- I can’t even begin to articulate this to you guys, but like...for MONTHS it’s the only thing we’ve heard about lol

- the eternal argument over the Weird Skeletal Bird Ornament 

- My cousin accidentally dropkicked a baby Jesus statue across the room

- The out of town cousin showed up with his wife and By God, She’s Got Some Opinions About Drugs

- Me: *innocently pours myself a modest glass of wine*

 Sixteen other grown-as relatives in the room: “oooOOOOHHHoooOOOOHHH”

- The kids were gone like all night?? Zack showed up briefly to model a Pikachu onesie but like. Where the fuck were they??? I can’t believe they were really on a trampoline in 20 degrees weather??? lol

- My grandmother usually just secretly slips me 20 bucks like I'm a drug dealer but this year she actually put it in a card??? Actual presentation??? I was Shook

- Meanwhile I chucked a bag of Godiva chocolate at her and said ‘Merry Christmas you’re IMPOSSIBLE to shop for’ lmao

- My aunt nearly stabbed someone for trying to help her with the food

- ADFGH So my aunt and grandmom go shopping sometimes and the argue about everything and one time my aunt came from work so she was in scrubs and while the were arguing in a busy parking lot my grandmom realized her daughter probably looks like her assistant or something so she deadass started yelling ‘OKAY OKAY PLEASE DONT HIT ME AGAIN’ ASDFGH This story was retold like six times throughout the night bc grandmom kept changing aspects of it to make herself in The Right lmao

- “I think Lin Manuel Miranda laid a curse on me”

- Oh my God wait I forgot my upstairs neighbors were getting HIGH ALL NIGHT like you literally could not go in the hallway but when we left today the weed was nearly covered up with the overwhelming scent of French fries and like....we know they’re having happy holidays rn

- All the desserts were disgusting because I apparently can’t trust my family with anything, ever

- *uses lasagna to eat my feelings about Peter Capaldi regenerating* 

- My mom decided she wanted to help clean up but she was overwhelmed by the concept so she circled the house three times before folding exactly one chair and then leaving

- I had to take off my shoes at one point bc my feet literally went numb and like...it was too much of an Issue there’s a dude here in t-rex slippers you can handle my black and gold snowflake socks grandmother 

- My cousin put his girlfriend's car keys in some random persons coat pocket and had to advance on an adventure to find them

- I saw someone crying into a pan of greenbeans 

- anyway I can’t remember much else but!! Not as crazy as usual but still a relatively entertaining night. Merry Christmas guys!! 

#christmas #family #molly mumbles #molly's memories #lol

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7.04, repeated jabs to my heart

Damn. I’m hurt.

I’m already so nervous lmaoo idk why

Sister MJ is the most precious 😭

Trixie’s not in the mood Fred

Yass you the boss too lady! 

Lucille going to church, bless

Sangria oo yas Phyllis! I love Sangria 😭😍 Glad she’s still taking Spanish

GIVE PHYLLIS A TRIP TO SPAIN

Trixie 😭 my poor gal

Love the stripes she’s wearing tho

No one told Mumtaz of the “agreement”? Shady af. I’d be livid

Fuck Trix,, put the bottle down

We all need Phyllis in our lives

15 years old!? Shit

LMAO “Valerie and I are heathens..” I LOVE YOU PHYLLIS

The talking about Valentina makes me think of Red from OITNB 

Sister MJ’s eyes😭 she can’t see poor thing

Why the fuck is this lady eating coal? Lmaoo I don’t get it

The next episode of my strange addiction on TLC

“Must I have everything monogrammed?!” LMAO 

My heart breaks every time she sheds a tear😭

Fred is so great. The only white man we trust. Also Dick Van Dyke but irrelevant rn

Mumtaz is so pretty tho! Go find yourself another husband girl

“Remember the x-ray van?” LOL OMG THROWBACK! I LOVE THE SERIES 2 REFERENCE

Jane was there too aw remember

“ISN’T THIS MARVELOUS’!?”

She’s an adventurer!

Aw omg Lucille, FaceTime will come in another 50 years 😭😭 she misses her fam man

There’s actually a lot of harm bro, keep the sherry

Damn it Trixie. 

Sister MJ highkey never trusted Patrick lol, same

Lol Val is so confused 🤦🏼‍♀️

Sister MJ with the teddy bear in her hand😭😭

“I cannot and will not abandon you into darkness” Omfg MY HEART!!

HOW DARE THEY HURT SISTER MJ & ME LIKE THIS😭

A FUCKING FLAN? MY FAV OMFG, WHO MADE IT!?

Aye Shelagh in another ugly brown outfit

But she’s back in the beehive, way better than the football helmet M’Lynn style

Uh oh

Phyllis is gonna rip Trixie a new asshole..

Trixie’s outfit tho 😍😍 what a babe

“It’s the end of your being in control of things” fuck…😭😭…

Go off Phyllis! She needs to listen 😭

She needs Phyllis & I’m glad she has her. I hate to see Trixie so low. She deserves so much better

Shelagh and Sister Mj😭💖 i love it, so pure (but who is watching her kids?)

Look at Shelagh knowing about little spots! Guess she actually gets out then!

Mumtaz is so gracefully upset, cause even if it was normal in my culture I’d be going fucking OFF on everyone!!

Christopher 😭 I still love u

“Trixie meant the world to me and she still does” step on my heart would you

Poor Mumtaz 😭

Judy has the prettiest blue eyes

Sister MJ’s speech is like velvet, does that make sense? Everything she says is poetic

And then Sister J has the voice to match

Mother hen Phyllis sending off Trix to AA😭

So where’s the comic relief at? I need to lighten up

What the fuck Beatrix!? Why are you leaving!?  

Aw a cute baby boy!

I mean it he’s cute af! usually fresh out babies are kinda weird looking in the face you know?! almost like aliens

Phyllis knows, you can’t try to play her

My poor girl💔 I know life sucks rn..

YOU CAN SEE HER HEART BREAKING WHEN SHELAGH SAID BRAILLE

GIVE JUDY AN AWARD JUST FOR THAT LOOK!

😭😭 Christopher

“I might say the same about myself” STOP PP! 💔

“Thank you for allowing me to say that” More freaking tears

where’s my supportive Christopher?

Fred will convince her to get the surgery, I know it.

This is the purest thing omg

YASSS SISTER MJ 🙌🏻 SO PROUD OF YOU

CMON SISTER J DONT KNOCK HER DOWN

All credit to Fred indeed. I knew it. He’s so underrated tbh

FUCK!! HER HAND!!

Christopher waited for her the whole time? I really do love this guy ok😭 can they be happy together next series, please!?

I feel like they’re both breaking up with me as well wow I’m sad

“Not necessarily average” LMAO WELL YOU DID BAG A NUN

I gotta give it to him, Patrick’s speech was so sweet, bless

There’s nothing funny in this episode when I really need it ughh wtf

That’s right Phyllis deserves the best

My heart is breaking tho, I want Trixie to be happy.

“My mother used to always say, ‘sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.’ Which is just another way of saying you can start afresh in the morning. And you can. I promise you” 😭😭💔

IM CRY, I need Phyllis in my life!

Mumtaz brought food, bless. She’s making the best of it, I’m proud (cause for sure I wouldn’t lmaooo, but fr resolved too Quick)

6 months leave of absence. You go with our love and our prayers 😭😭💔💔

HER LEAN INTO SISTER J, AH THE TEARS

“Sometimes one small gesture can give us the strength to do enormous things. A little generosity can unleash great tenderness, leading in time to deep real love. And a single conversation can change a mind, a life. The world is no bigger than the people who inhabit it. And together or alone we are closer than we know.”  FUCK VANESSA REDGRAVE MY HEART😭😭

#my commentaries™ #call the midwife #im so emo