#the bad hatch

[acertifiedmoron]

yeah overthinking prophecies is the mind killer but i have to say my piece re azor ahai, that is, if it's really meant to be one character, then the best narrative choice is dany. not only because she fulfills every word of the prophecy an entire book before we even learn of its existence. but also "no one ever looked for a girl," aemon tells us. in-universe her gender precludes her from being imagined as the saviour figure and on a meta level even the readers don't think the 16 year old girl with this much power (dragons) will be allowed to keep that power and fulfill an important narrative destiny as a hero of the story. the expectation is that the character will be brought low and/or surpassed by the classic warrior hero archetype of jon. which is why i think dany being AA is the most subversive choice. and would actually make jon the red herring.

#i am also partial to “everyone is azor ahai” as in it's just a long night legend sharing similarities with other myths around the world #and is meant to inspire people. so sam dany jon bran tyrion etc will all have parallels #but it's possible grrm means it to be just one character. even if that character is never conclusively identified in the text as the ONE #“no one ever looked for a girl” wrong! it was a boy all along! is a really bad reveal lol. which is why only jon being AA feels wrong to me #and “dragons out of stone” means just that. hatching dragon eggs. does anyone think jon is about to hatch more eggs #because not only is it anticlimactic to introduce more dragons at this point but also deprives dany of her agot character defining moment #valyrianscrolls #asoiaf #daenerys targaryen

[falconfate]

Inspired both by the recent solar eclipse and this post by @otiksimr, an art piece I’ve never been prouder of, my WoF oc Sunkiller!

Born under a total solar eclipse (ask me about my temperature-based nightwing hatching headcanons. and also my headcanons about how sunlight affects nightwings.) and blessed with the ability of perfect knowledge of the past, or at least the past where dragons exist. This of course makes her an invaluable resource to historians everywhere, which she is absolutely sick of, and so has gotten very adept at the hermit lifestyle. For pity’s sake, you solve ONE cold case murder as a hatchling, and suddenly EVERYBODY wants your attention…

(if tui has declared anything canon about nightwings and solar eclipses, like she has for blood moons, which are lunar eclipses, i haven’t seen it)

#wof #wof nightwing #wof nightwing oc #my art #my crotchety baby girl i love you #currently i don’t have her existing during any of the canon timelines because that would make plotlines uh. pointless. #she definitely hatches wayyyyy way later #if anything she MIGHT meet the dragonets of prophecy when they’re big old ancient dragons and reminisce with them #which is a VERY strange experience for everyone involced *except* sunkiller #she thinks it is Very Normal to talk about events you see but haven’t experienced as if you did experience them—because to her there’s #no difference #however when she’s younger she’s also very bad at distinguishing between things she experienced and things she’s had visions of #which makes interpersonal relationships very difficult for her #so to her peers at first she’s creepy and weird because she acts like she was there when she wasn’ #and then when she overcompensates she’s cold and aloof because she never acts like she knows anybody #…ah shit i projected neurodivergency on an oc again—

[starspaxe]

i headcanon killer is very annoying to the rest of the gang.

dust rolls his eyes and tries to ignore him. but he wont go away. they bicker a lot

hatch (horror) glares at him. sometimes pushes him around bc hes the tallest so its easy to shove him somewhere else. or he will teleport away.

cross, if he sees killer will try to run off. if killer gets to him he just has this look of "get away"

nightmare just accepts hes annoying

#bad sanses #bad sans #nightmares gang #nightmares group #killer #killer sans #dust #dust sans #horror #horror sans #hatch #hatch sans #cross #cross sans #nightmare #nightmare sans #utmv #text #2024

[cuties-in-codices]

animals hatching from fruits

in a german translation of "mandeville's travels", ca. 1470

source: Stuttgart, Landesbibliothek, Cod. theol. et phil. 2° 195, fol. 176v and 175r

#not the same manuscript that contains the gay sex illustration in case you were wondering #also sorry for the bad resolution it's not my fault #15th century #mandeville's travels #the travels of sir john mandeville #hatching #medieval art #medieval illustrations #medieval manuscript

[anglerflsh]

hatching is a terrible idea by the way

#[.art] #could I have used a hatching brush istead of going by hand? maybe so. It's a matter of principle and those brushes look bad #les mis #javert #jean valjean #technically also cosette but not /really/ #quando finalmente posso consumare media letterari qualcosa nel mio cervello si ripara istg #sono un paio di giorni che provo anche a tirare fuori dei design per montecristo. Prima o poi ce la faccio #oh those shapes in the background are wolfsbane

[tabieeee]

I am freed from uni bullshit and wanted to celebrate by drawing gay robots

he's helping out in medbay and is not impressed by a certain drama queen

#skibidi toilet #cameraman x speakerman #cameraman #speakerman #it's not as bad as he makes it out to be #he just wants attention #myart #that speakerguy's name is now Hatch #oc streak

[pomellon]

When I mentioned Dream and Sapnap bonded when they were really young in the dtk+ dragon au, I mean that Dream woke up one night to the sound of Sapnap’s egg hatching, went to check on him, and found a little baby hatchling blinking up at him. The bond was instant, and Dream just picked lil baby Sap up and tucked him into his nest before curling up around him.

Sapnap literally imprinted on Dream.

Dragon imprints last for a couple of years and are there so hatchlings have an adult to run to and rely on in case of danger and to care for them. Obviously Bad was meant to be the dragon Sapnap imprinted on, but even tho he wasn’t he still of course was the one who took care of all of Sapnap’s needs. Sapnap would just fuzz and struggle if Dream wasn’t around and the moment he was set free to do as he pleased he would be toddling after Dream. The moment he got spooked he would dive under Dream’s baby fluff and he was generally pretty much attached to the older hatchling.

Dream didn’t at all mind, he’s just a couple of years older than Sapnap and was mostly just excited to have a new potential friend, taking his role as Sapnap’s “protector” very seriously. 

They practically did everything together, and twenty-something years later Sapnap is still following after Dream, and Dream will still curl up around him when they sleep <3

#dreamnap #dreamwastaken #sapnap #c!dream #c!sapnap #dtk+ dragon au #pom talks #Bad was very distressed when he found Sapnap's egg empty after he hatched #and everyone was looking for a lost lil hatchling #until Dream woke up and drowsily sat up to reveal the lil ball of fluff under him #many text posts today excuse me while my brain goes brrrr!! about all me aus #I might have centaur au thoughts for later

[hatchetmode]

I totally don’t like the hotel podcast (lie) i hate this show (mega super lie)

#the hotel podcast #hatch art #love this soggy wet show so much #almost done s4!!!!!!! good show good show good show #listen to the hotel ooooo you wanna listen to the hotel so bad

[tradingjack]

trigun panel redraws from the first 5 chapters

#trigun #trigun maximum #vash the stampede #rem saverem #drawing #artists on tumblr #illustration #my art #comic #manga #trimax #panel redraw #trimax goes so crazy. though early trigun you can kinda tell nightow wasnt quite sure what direction he really wanted to go lol #it's still phenomenal work. I'm having so much fun going through it #im taking the opportunity of looking for panels to redraw to also really like. study the story lol #i'm also so bad at intentionally messy hatching lmaoo i cant do it T^T #all of these are done on little cards :D i'm keepin em in a little case for now #i figure if i take my ww cosplay out again i can hand em out to people who stop me for a pic or a compliment yk #idk what panel i'm gonna do when i finally reach 5th moon. there's so many crazy things

[omg-snakes]

SM23 is so far big, calm babies with enormous freaking heads and not a great sense of spatial awareness.

I've had to rescue two already when they got their big fat heads stuck in their egg shells.

#also that hypo looks... differenty #not bad #but not a typical hypo #snake #snakes #reptile #reptiles #reptiblr #corn snake #corn snakes #baby snake #corn snake morphs #sneggs #snegg #Sneggwatch 2023 #snake eggs #snake egg hatching #snake egg #corn snake egg #corn snake eggs #that classic was totally stuck #they're okay now but i had to snip their peep hole bigger because it wouldn't tear

[starspaxe]

ig ill say why i think each character is in nightmares group/bad sanses:

in order

nightmare: hes the leader, he made the group happen. doesnt do much fighting unless necessary

killer: first to join, he saw nightmare and thought this was a great opportunity to do something and no longer be alone with more power. basically the 2nd leader when nm isnt around (the others dont care to listen to him though)

dust: 2nd the join, didnt want to but was basically forced. not a fan of killer or nightmare but likes to have his own room in such a big castle. as much as he doesnt like it, he doesnt wanna go back in case is there is ever a reset.

error: not exactly in the group, never joined, is just a bad guy who helps them sometimes so others assume hes with them. is sort of buddies with nightmare.

horror/hatch: joined for getting things in return, whether thats food, clothes, ect. doesnt live in the castle much, about 50/50 at home and here. is cool with dust but doesnt care for the others

cross: last to "join". was also forced, doesnt like to be there. keeps to himself a lot, gets annoyed easily. chara isnt with him, does like having his own room and can eat basically whenever and likes not being in a void. isnt a bad guy just cant leave this group bc of his contract with nightmare

#bad sanses #nightmares group #nightmares gang #nightmare #nightmare sans #killer #killer sans #dust #dust sans #horror #horror sans #hatch #hatch sans #error #error sans #cross #cross sans #text #info #utmv #2024

[pissbbyy]

uhh there’s like 3 hours left b4 it ends buut happy trans day of visibility to one of the most t4t couples in media woo!!

#trans day of visibility #i’m ignoring canon they r both still together & happy & jesse is burning his trans gf’s breakfast rn #he can’t cook anything other than uhhhhhhhh #haha yeah #jane loves him 4 it anyway #today jesse let jane take him out to a new art museum cuz she’s been trying to broaden his tastes #but they had to compromise #jesse got to play limp bizkit in the car & jane hated it (he did it all for the nookie) #badger forgot that easter falls on different days every year & thought that every easter was trans day of visibility #cuz trans people hatched out of metaphorical shells like chickens (hope ur reading these tags bro this was directly inspired by you lmao) #& he was like “damn man #that’s hella smart thinking i’m surprised the church was so on board with that” #jesse is totally also letting jane design his next tattoo #trans headcanon #obsessed w/ the idea that jesse didn’t know jane was trans when they first started dating #& when jane posts abt trans day stuff #he’s just like “wow my gf is so supportive of her trans bf i’m so lucky” #question would walter be supportive yes or no #transgender #transmasc #transfem #transmasc headcanon #transfem headcanon #breaking bad #brba #jesse pinkman #jane margolis #jesse x jane #t4t

[feluka]

my dad when we buy FOOD: oh my god??? you guys need to economize, we are in a CRISIS

my dad when he buys 3 cigarette boxes a day and 2 bottles of booze: yippee!!!

#like yeah we do need to economize but we also need to eat LMAO #we already cut out all meat what the fuck do you want!! #he's like omg guys stop spending my drinking money on necessities!! can't you guys starve a little so i can get drunk? smh so inconsiderate #can't forget when he complained that we ate eggs that he bought and we were like yeah you're right sorry #we should've waited for them to hatch instead my bad

[claitea]

pelican town's local farm is currently being run by the biggest nerds in stardew valley

#stardew valley #stardew sebastian #sdv sebastian #sdv farmer #clai's art #i am so bad at names yes i just name half my animals after pokemon #i hatched my first dinosaur a little while ago her name is Appletun

[ziggysgender]

scraps

#hitting him with hammers i can’t tell if this is good or bad but it’s 2am so probably Bad #anyways. #columbo #art post #traditional sketch #portrait #art #pen drawing #cross hatching

[bigboobyhalo]

dapper said that when they hatch they wanna be an amphiptere (a type of dragon with no limbs, only wings) and well I thought, since they're so talented w/ the create mod, what if they WERE an amphiptere BUT they they used their mechanical knowledge to build themself some cool little arms <3

#qsmp #dapper #dapper qsmp #qsmp dapper #my art #basically I wanted an excuse to incorporate their create skills into their design #I honestly have a feeling the eggs aren't even actually dragon eggs and may not even be capable of hatching #but uhmmm also drgaons cool so ... #I’m not even good at drawing them I just wanted to draw this rlly bad