#the attention span of a cat

[chrollohearttags]

these hoes don’t be mad at me, they be mad at No Child Left Behind.

#the girls can’t read and been making it black writers problem ever since #leave us the fuck alone #‘all y’all write are plug and baby mama fics’ #shut the fuck up #if I put a keep reading line in front of y’all you’ll start crying #if it’s not 50 words with ten men’s names listed on it #y’all literally don’t have the attention span for it quit playing with me #you bitches reading comprehension is giving cat in the hat #y’all are not worth spending days working on a fic for #cherry chats 🍒

[anpancore]

MY FAVOURITE WARRIORS CATS QUOTES

"My father was NOT a faggot" -Firestar

"Who took my pills" Bramblestar

"Get me a beer" Squirrelflight

"I'M SCARED I'M SCARED I'M SCARED I'M SCARED I'M SCARED -"frostpaw

#if its not obvious i know little to nothing on warriors #my friend has read... 1 book to me #warrior cats #but i like warriors a lot from what i do know i just dont have the attention span for it- i like the world systems

[crimeronan]

i'm in a lot of pain today which means i'm having a rare moment of being able to think of nothing except snuggle-based fluffy nonsense. anyway i'm very fond of how popular purring witches are in toh fandom. the nature of humanity is such that homestuck etc of course, but more importantly. tiny baby luz and hunter. in the princess luz AU. luz as this pint-sized cheerful kindergartener who just lays on top of seven-year-old hunter scritching him behind the ears for fckn Hours because he rrrrrs about it and she's like. kitty :)

#'kindergarteners dont have the attention span to do this for hours' have u ever met an autistic adhd baby who really loves cats. #assigned catboy by baby. etc #toh #horrible mindscape trauma pals #princess luz au #she pitches an enormous fit if separated from hunter for more than a couple hours n keeps looking to him for social cues #which fully saves his life. meanwhile he's just like. i am an unbelievably emotionally neglected child. i LOVE being scritched. #i WILL DIE for this girl. if nothing life threatening is happening i can still find a way. i am eight years old #theyre cute. sorry. we'll be back to regularly scheduled programming soon

[pratchettquotes]

The Luggage had a cat's tendency to lose interest in things that didn't fight back even after you'd kicked them a few times.

Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent

#the luggage #rincewind #the last continent #discworld #terry pratchett #character decription #cats #lose interest #fickle #attention span #fight back #playing dead #oneliner

[bmpmp3]

its important to watch a new movie or read a new book sometimes. largely because 1) its nice to experience all the art this world has to offer but also 2) you might be able to find new scenarios to imagine your OCs in

#it gets the cogs turning if ur imaginary scenarios get stale #wait did anyone else do this. when i was a kid i played with my toys in the very storytelling heavy style #like every toy was a character type thing. ten million large spanning melodramatic stories of epic proportions with my littlest pet shops #like that was the type of play i liked. and i would #sit in front of the TV with whatever playing half watching cartoons #or watching some kids movie on vhs borrowed from the library back when they still had tapes #and the whole time i would be playing with my toys. seeming more engrossed in the story among my toys than the movie i was watching #but i WAS watching the movie i was just using it largely as a. jumping off point. to make up stories about like #my lps cat who can see ghosts and her search for her long lost twin sister or something #Oh god and when i was a little older like 10 years old making ms paint animations age #whenever i was watching a movie with like famiy or in class or whatever and maybe it was a little boring at parts #i would like. start focusing on the score only and just imagine my own sparklewolf OCs to it instead of paying attention #my dad often fondly remembers watching avatar in theatres with the whole family and looking over to me and seeing me mentally GONE hfkjdfhs #mother and older brother were pretty engrossed with the effects and visuals and i was like. eyes glazed over staring into space #imagining blue wolves with anime hair like :) my dad thought it was very funny. he cant judge the reason he was looking around was because #often hes more interested in watching other people react to a movie than the movie itself LOL we are cut from similar cloths.. #i still dont remember a thing about that movie. but the score wasnt bad HJKDBJFKLSHJFDs #but yeah i dunno. watch a horror movie. think about putting your ocs through the horrors. thats how ive lived my entire life

[sunstartle]

my favorite new hyper-competent 18 year old with slightly concerning levels of hidden bloodlust

#splashtail #warrior cats #warriors #design #warriors designs #warrior cats design #riverclan #splashpaw #asc #asc sky #asc river #asc spoilers #a starless clan #i love him so so so much please let him be leader please please #i dont care how evil he is i just really need him to be leader and a dick to all of the other clans #also get it splash-tail like. like it kind of looks like water #anyways #didnt look at how anyone else was interpreting him and WHOOPS they're all darker grayish brown lol #i got 'brown tabby' from the wiki that's what ive been given thats what im running with amen #if they said he was grayish in the books i dont have the attention span for that

[villaiknight]

ummm hi mutuals. would anyone be interested in doing like watch parties or something? movies and/or series. i'm not very good at being social, but i enjoy watching things with people and i got a decent sized watchlist. no guarantees on quality of content.

#i have like 1 friend who's good for watching stuff with #i'm not good at watching things alone nowadays #i don't have the same attention span i used to #and idk maybe it would be a good way to like. hang out. bc i'm basically a cat. my affection is mostly expressed by sitting in proximity. #i do have a big watchlist but i'm also open to suggestions if you have something you've been meaning to watch too #idk about a schedule. i'm pretty flexible mostly? but i guess i could always just post a hyperbeam link anytime i'm watching something #then people can pop in if they want idk #if anyone is even interested anyway lol

[quirkle2]

helplessly flailing around an arena while the boss beats u senseless is the elden way

#qktalks #i am playing in very short bursts bc i have the attention span of a spoon #but !! beat my first proper boss. why did it look like that #forget the name of it but it was that weird stone cat thing .......whydoes it move like that #terrifying to be frank #given how much trouble im already having i have No idea how im gonna beat margit. but that's a ways away #honestly im perfectly content to ride around on my oddly small horse and kill everything that doesn't look like it'll kill me instantly #average day at walmart #why did i write that that makes no sense. what did she mean by this

[the-cat-at-the-theatre-door]

OC Request Batch 4/10 - Casparian

Owned by: @the-candy-store-cat

#CATS OC #fanart #my art #ocrequests2023 #many thanks to the-candy-store-cat who was infinitely patient with this having requested this way before i opened them #unfortunately i was trying with the full body and it was fighting me every step so i just tried extra hard on the bust #see the thing is i never forget anything it just takes me 3 million years because attention span and time is crap on both ends #i stuck in a lighter brown colour palette because for some reason his name gave me this sudden image of a very classic cali vibe #with the sunkissed kinda hair if that makes sense #anyway i really hope you like him - thank you for requesting him!

[passionateclown]

yea Ramadan Mubarak really delayed work on the t&j fic, but I'm trying to get back in the swing of things, so yeah. that happened

#tom and jerry #tom x jerry #the cat and mouse detectives #spx writes #yea i was being lazy on writing #my attention span is not all there #nor is my project permenance #its like object permenance but with projects i forget

[gessshoku]

Yo i made some cotl art but I forgot to save it so now I’m just shaking in my seat wanting to share it but have to wait until I get home

#I’m doing laundry rn (at the laundromat) #I see a lot of ppl drawing cotl comics and fanart and I wanna do that too but I don’t exactly have the attention span or hyperfixation #for a full story?? like the one bam has or like #like aveloka… I love aveloka with leshy and cat… #I’ll maybe do funny comic moments for my playthroughs of the game. I got some pretty funny moments #maybe I’ll do like a 3 part comic of someone else’s headcanons like aveloka with Leshy and cat! #or make my own which is fun.. I just gotta think !!!! and also finally defeat nari I’ve been putting it off cause I no wanna kill him ;(

[the-scungles-of-crungles]

World's crustiest dog photo

#This is my neighbor's dog Coco. I've mentioned her before #She's 13 years old and has all kinds of problems but she doesn't seem to notice. Or care #She's happy #Still goes for walks. #Her face fur is kinda nasty all the time because that's just. How her breed is #And yet. Even though I don't usually care for that type of dog... #I love Coco.... She's a weird little thing with the attention span of a fish. But she loves me for some reason #Have I mentioned dogs love me #Even though I'm a cat person #It's kinda funny #Anyways

[episims]

"Ugh. Great! Now my jeans are soaked as well."

". . . sorry."

"How about a... school bus?"

"...Why would we do a presentation about a school bus?"

"Well, i-it's a school thingy!"

"Oh, right. Why not that old globe in the classroom? I'm sure it has a lot of history to write about."

"Ooh. Maybe-"

"A school presentation doesn't mean it has to be about school, Amy!!"

"...W-what should it be about, then?"

"Did you even read the fucking assignment??"

"Um. Nope! It was so long."

#ts2 #ts2 gameplay #the sims 2 #the sims 2 gameplay #sims 2 #sims 2 gameplay #foxfire forest #playing foxfire forest #daphne rhymes #elise rhymes #amelia rhymes #hunter the cat #darius wells #amy's a sweet summer child #with an attention span of a goldfish

[mist-dancing]

Nooo i’m gonna have to start blocking the spoilers tags i can’t get the thunder audiobook yet, its not even out i don’t think : (

#sad time to not have an attention span #wc thunder #thunder #warrior cats #warriors #wc #a starless clan

[woreador]

okay that was fun but also i got basically nothing material done yesternight other than setting up a sweet bar fight (if i do say so myself) and making like forty bucks (unacceptable) so have a good night, kids and equals and elders and others.

don’t do anything i wouldn’t do (men, mostly) and when in doubt listen to @the-road-from-calvary and structure your plans accordingly to save yourself unnecessary and avoidable mild inconveniences and/or Consequences (don’t necessarily like. do what she recommends, obv—you are your own beastie—but definitely listen).

#used all my internet attention span last night; THIS night is for thrifting and designing and scampering #and wooing feral cats and maybe a gangrel if i’m lucky #and i think it’s weird chili and strip? poker night at the punk palace (affectionately dubious) #i should stop in and kiss some people who ought to keep missing me✨ #especially love not eating ‘regular’ food anymore on weird chili night

[jasperscringepit]

JASPER YOURE FREE FOR REAL!!! i checked on my phone without dashboard unfucker and you appeared on following!!! Rejoice :D

I’m sorry you were feeling funky yesterday :(

I’m alright— school starts in approximately 5-6 days and I’ve done barely any revision and barely any coursework so naturally instead of doing anything I need I’m crocheting a jumper (<— has never crocheted before)(it has cats on it)

LETS GOOO CURSE SEEMS TO BE OVER!!!

honestly I can't say anything about revision, I barely ever revised for yr11 exams, and I only got my act together for A-levels.

I wish u the best of luck with your crocheting!! cat jumper sounds baller tbh, I'm jealous!

#i don't have the attention span to learn to crochet #i just watch all my friends do it #walkman-cat #jasper answers