You guys probably don't remember the last picture we had but I do.
Howard was shy and Salt Baker was doing his serial killer face.
And that was a good picture!
aha yes it was a fun picture
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You got games on your phone?
LMFAOOOOOOO
Yeppers I got them Gamez on my phone LMAO
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📱for marjorie <3
What ringtone my muse has set for yours: she doesn't have a ringtone for him, it's just that old vine sound that goes: ur my dad boogie woogie
What's my muses name in your muses phone: dad ❤️
What contact photo my muse has set for yours:
What my muse thinks of the way yours texts: she thinks he text's alright. not as good as her and sometimes the speed in which he replies, esp if it's important , gets on her nerves.
How quickly my muse responds to your texts: usually right away if she isn't busy or doing something important. if that's the case, it might take her a few minutes.
How often our muses text: i'd say at least once a day ! or sporadically throughout. maggie likes to tell the family group chat good morning, in the least. more if either of them are away/out of town.
How often our muses call: again ! at least once a day. more if someone is out of town.
Does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours: . . yes, but situation dependent. usually, no, but if maggie knows she's in trouble or something or she's very busy then yes. when she's busy and can't talk, she sends a quick text to let him know.
Last text sent from my muse to yours: dad, have you seen that sweater i washed yesterday? it was on my bed. i swear, if christina took it i'll murder her
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
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Sometimes I succumb to clickbait on a whim bc there is on occasion a crumb of intrigue somewhere in it but the first page of this 20-slide 3-sentences-per-slide ‘article’ made me cackle like a swamp witch
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Smahor
Im tired and stressed lmao
why is that a mood
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how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”
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