#thatsneakymedic

[hebi-no-onna]

@thatsneakymedic , @uchihacollector

"King of the Night" sake, "Hakuto peach" sake...Why I miss all the tasty stuff?" She pouts, sipping her herbal tea.

Me: Maybe because this tasty stuff will get you absolutely wasted in the puddle of your own vomit?

#orochi #thatsneakymedic #uchihacollector #she wants to get drunk too

[uchihasavior]

Kabuto x Itachi?

Send me a ship:

ship: ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART

[[ Itachi taking mercy on him did numbers on me....theyre talking about Sasuke.

(read right to left) ]]

#itakabu #itachi #kabuto #thatsneakymedic #art #[[blows u a smooch specifically vana]]

[thetoaddaddy]

“You need to rest.”

Jiraiya had his hand braced against the wall. Heavy deep breaths move his chest. All of a sudden he just felt… off. Just whoozy and.. bleh. Like he got smacked hard in the face with the worse flu.

He shoots a look at Kabuto. “Did you do something? You know if you wanted me to stay you coulda just asked instead of poisoning me.”

#toad daddy asks #thatsneakymedic #playing around (ask game)

[kimimarothechosenvessel]

"caress" in a affectionate platonic way.

"You look a bit pale and thin. Do you want me to bring you food after your training? Salmon with rice and vegetables and some pudding for dessert?"

Panting from his training, Kimimaro smiled when Kabuto sensei caressed his face. The affection was almost as welcome as if it had come from Lord Orochimaru. While Kabuto was on his mission, no one but the sannin treated Kimimaro this way. The other Otogakure shinobi resented him, and Kimimaro had to maintain his high position through threats and force.

He lit up when Kabuto offered an appetizing meal. Kimimaro was hungry. Though his chest hurt, it didn’t affect his stomach. “Thank you, Kabuto sensei! That sounds wonderful.”

#thatsneakymedic #kabuto yakushi

[valtiels-darkness]

Orokabu? 🥺

You've got it, dear 🖤 ((The last one def suits, due to the sombre dissonance of when and where that very song is played xD))

#orochimaru #kabuoro #orokabu #Kabuto #silent hill 2 #Haunt me #Ilaria #thatsneakymedic

[shisui-uchiha-anon]

plotted starter for @thatsneakymedic

I was born like this...

I was born here, in this so-called human world. Far from the rift, far from the abyss, from which all demons crawled out. In a castle, I had a human mother. I never met my father. I only see his visage in my powers and in my other side. I can see how humans avoid me as if they have some kind of a detector. They whisper how weird I am and how unable to behave as humans should. Maybe if I copy the behavior of one of them?

The mark on my forehead is visible when I get agitated. I found it in one of the old books this castle has. A crimson red flower, hellfire, mark of a demonic race. A mark of my fire tribe. A tribe that is believed to be capable of manipulating fire, talking to birds, and disguising itself as one of the beasts like dogs or wolves. Human on the outside demon inside.

Birds tell me that there is a man following my every step. But he is cunning he walks in half-light. He disguises himself and he walks behind my back following my footsteps, leaving no trace behind. He even removed a few of the men I killed. My powers come and go uncontrolled and it is becoming annoying. That man knows something that I don't. He is not a demon yet he is careful and crafty as one. He is responsible for my birth. He made something that should never exist, a demon lord, he made me to be a bridge between humans and demons. He made me to be his bridge and I made him sing blood pact with me.

I need to feed power into myself till I unlock my full potential. I killed yesterday a spider demon, her demonic core was so sweet, better than any human meal I could ever taste. I absorbed her power till nothing was left, and I could feel the change. My body is stronger, my mind sharper...

My mother is dead and I feel that it is time to leave this place. Nothing binds me to it. I will go and find that ash-grey-haired man. My blood could be used as a poison for other demonic creatures. I realized that when a higher-ranking demon attacked me and cut my skin.

There he is that man I hear his name is Kabuto. He knows what I am even when I follow him in the shape of a black timber wolf. It is so fascinating to see your shape change to run on all four to see your paws... I still follow where is he going, where is he taking me?

#⪼Verse:Humans vs. Monsters #spider lilly demon #thatsneakymedic #shisui uchiha

[abyssaldespair]

Wet dream meme

As soon as the dream forms, Obito suddenly feels flushed and his skin felt hot, but what really caught his attention was that below him, a wavy haired white haired woman wearing a cloak was on her knees and she licked and sucked his cock ever so gently yet also attentively while gripping and massaging his abs and hips, which to Obito. She was giving him the best blowjob he ever had. So good that he rested his gloved hand on the back of her head and he closed his eyes to enjoy the warmth of her mouth around him, so subtly he presses his hips against her mouth for her to take more of him. She gagged for a moment till she managed to find a good pace to match with his slight thrusting.

Opening one eye out of curiosity, he peeks down and the first thing he sees is a hint of gold looking back at him, he now opens both eyes and is horrified to see that it wasn't a woman who was giving him oral, but it was that bastard Kabuto who is the one below him. Before he could use his intangible jutsu to get away from him, He suddenly couldn't move his entire right side of his body, till he hears Black Zetsu's voice whisper to him, "Your body had always belonged to me the moment we first met, so now it's my turn to take control and do what I please with it."

Tree branches then sprout out from the ground and hold his arms and legs firm while Kabuto remained untouched as he pulls away to watch while stroking and teasing their cockhead. While Black Zetsu holds Obito still and prevents him from using his sharingan eye to escape from their grip, White Zetsu appears and he rests his head on the left shoulder, near Obito's face. "Your struggling will only prolong the inevitable Obito. Be a good boy and behave for us, would you?"

At their words, Kabuto decides to help out the Zetsu's by unbuckling and pulling down Obito's pants to his ankles, now he has a full view and has more access to Obito's bare thighs and cock. With his pants now fully removed, Black and White Zetsu fuse their hips into sharing one body from below and they stand directly behind Obito and they slowly grind into him. Perfectly implying exactly what they are going to do to him. With their two toned hands, they pinch and caress at Obito's nipples and upper body till they're perked through the fabric of his tight muscle shirt.

Without giving Obito a warning or any use of lubricant, Zetsu enters him with one smooth thrust, making the Uchiha grunt in pain while Kabuto watches them writhe and wince from below with a devious smile. Zetsu slowly retreats till he impales Obito again and Kabuto decides to tease the inner thigh skin by pressing his lips on it and gently sucking on the human part of his thigh till he sinks his teeth on it, but not deep enough to make them bleed... yet. Knowing full well that it will hurt them, but Obito's cock did jump and twitch from the sensation of it.

Another sudden buck from Zetsu and Obito was tensing and trembling from the multiple sensations that was going on with his body. In his hazy mind, a third gravel voice now makes itself know and it's one that he had dreaded of hearing it again in his lifetime.

"Seems that you have been borrowing my voice for quite some time, Obito. Lets see exactly how you can replicate it perfectly after this..." Madara stood before him and he approaches the trio and Zetsu then pulls out of the man and they use said branches to force him onto his knees. Zetsu also kneels down and inserts his cock back into Obito while holding him still. Kabuto pulls away from them and is content to stroking Obito's member while also touching himself from the sight of them looking so shameless and overwhelmed.

Removing the piece of armor that covers the front of his body, Madara unzips his pants and he frees his already hardened member and he steps towards Obito who is trying to resist the restraints and get away from Zetsu but to no avail. Madara had already gripped onto his short hair and with his other gloved hand, forces Obito to open his mouth by pinching his jaw open and forcing himself into their mouth till he could feel the head reach past the back of their throat... (foreshadowing how Obito is literally "being fucked over" by everyone? XD)

Send my muse a wet dream and they will rate it on how they wake up.

Obito’s nights are usually filled with nightmares, uncomfortable dreams and restlessness. For a rare occasion, tonight isn’t the case. As soon as slumber takes over his body, an intense feeling of pure ecstasy overwhelms him, makes his dream vision slightly blurry and his mind stuffed with desire. Any questions he might have had in this current situation won’t surface in his haze, all that is important for this immediate moment is that a literal angel is on her knees before him, lips stretched open around his achingly hard cock.

Soft moans leave his mouth as he takes in this sinful pleasure, the sounds echoing in the dark cave where his real body sleeps. This is heaven, a most needed break from his stressful obligations; he’s been so sexually frustrated lately and his anxiety has been worsening it.

As his pleasure rises, the dream suddenly takes a turn for the worse. The Uchiha yells when he sees who’s now kneeling between his legs. “Kabu- B-bastard-!” Obito can’t move! He can’t move anymore! His body is possessed by another antity, a nightmare! This is a nightmare!

Black Zetsu’s voice rings uncomfortably in his skull, tree bark scratch at his skin as it restrains his already paralysed body. All the while, lightnings of pleasure still course up his spine from Kabuto’s attention on his erection; his new torment isn’t stopping these intense sensations. He can’t help a distressed moan. Is this a dream? Is this reality? His brain can’t make sense of anything.

White Zetsu being here as well was just the icing on the cake, Obito is panicking. This is the worst that could happen to him; getting caught in a sexual position, unable to escape. It disgusts him when the two Zetsus merge together, he’s absolutely disgusted when Kabuto pulls down his pants, even more so when Obito sees himself still fully erect and needy.

Should he even keep struggling? His every senses are dulled, his sharingan is inefficient and his body… Wants this…

The pain that transperces his body when Zetsu trusts their cock inside him, stretching him out to the max, is something he had never felt before. It hurts but it makes his cock twitch, it makes the sensations all the more intense. His body keeps on betraying him as he edges closer to his orgasm with every trust, his balls tightening up even at the feeling of a bite, his body tensing up with the blinding pleasure and shame.

Only then does he feel himself finally numbing up, pleasure slowly subsiding… And then the worst happen. The real cherry on top of the icing, Madara. The tree barks restraining his arms dig into his flesh, drawing blood as he tries to escape. Being kneeled in front of this man, being touched forcefully-

Obito wants to puke.

His mouth forcefully gets filled and he feels his stomach churn dangerously-

He screams.

He’s back in his bedroom, completely clothed and alone, no ache in his ass. A few high pitched whimpers leave his mouth as he pats his hands all over his body, his blankets, his mattress. “Fuckin hell was that? Fuck-!?” It started so nice, why did it have to turn so wrong?

To his embarrassment, Obito had an orgasm in his sleep. Why!? This was so horrific! Breathing heavily, Obito quickly grabs his mask and runs to the nearest shower, he needs to scrub his body now! Remove all this filth! He’s been violated by his own dream!

He’ll have to make Kabuto pay for this… Even if the man isn’t even aware of what he did. This is just too much for Obito’s consciousness.

Verdict: 1. Discomfort/Disgusted 5. Had an orgasm in their sleep

#one more down (answered) #thatsneakymedic #ns/fw #wet dream meme #WOW THAT WAS A LOT JGHFJGH #OBITO IS TRAUMATISED FOR LIFE WITH THAT ONE

[chujitsuna-rabenda]

"You finally came by, and here I thought that no one would show up since hardly anyone would trust me with giving them vaccinations these days." He smiles at her as he waits for her to sit down. "So... since everything in your health looks good, I like to advise that just for today, you should rest and allow the vaccine to do it's magic and even after a day's worth of rest. You'll be back to normal and you'll be able to carry on with your tasks." Hell stand up now since he'll go bring it, but despite his untrustworthy reputation. Even he respects his patient's and their trusts when it comes to vaccines, "Unless you want to plan another day that is more convenient for you, I'll get it ready."

Hana simply shrugged.

🌸- "I've worked with you long enough to trust you with this. Moreso than any other medic."

She sits down and listens to his speech; one that she's heard several times before.

🌸- "I've taken care of everything beforehand, so I'm good to take the rest of the day off for the vaccine. I always try to be prepared."

#thatsneakymedic #kabuto yakushi

[hebi-no-onna]

@thatsneakymedic The headache was unbearable. Orochi hardly managed to open her eyes, trying to focus them on any close object. Finally all the blur started to slowly disappear, revealing her room...and her bed. And Kabuto in it, resting his head on her chest. "What the everloving fuck...?" she muttered, trying to remember something, anything about what happened before she woke up here. Orochi felt that bitter aftertaste in her mouth. That fucking sake... "Kabuto brought some of this "King of the Night" sake, we were drinking, talking about something and..." however, despite her trying to remember what happened after, she couldn't recall anything. None. Zero. She drank one (?) piala and then her mind went blank and she woke up in her bed with Kabuto. Orochi looked down, noticing that her breasts were open. "Did we...?" she quickly looked under the blanket. Kabuto's pants were unzipped but still on him and her underwear was in its place. Looks like they were going to have a drunk sex yesterday but got too wasted and simply passed out. At least their only problem will be a hangover...right?

#thatsneakymedic #orochi #mun: I told youuuu #rp shenanigans #don't drink too much kids

[heavenlypaper]

@thatsneakymedic I guess that this is what Lord Orochimaru and Danzo have been up to when I'm not around? :/

"Then I beg that you stay around more often. Because that is just horror beyond human comprehension."

#thatsneakymedic

[thetoaddaddy]

Perhaps it's an insight, but have you ever noticed that unlike Tsunade and Orochimaru who have assistants to help them with their personal lives and schedules. Jiraiya doesn't have one himself? I'm starting to think of it as a sign of him being more independent and perfectly fine with him being alone with his work. Unless he fears that anyone who works closely with him will always end up in danger or the fear of getting attached to them and then ending up like his teammates who are the way they are due to the loss of their loved ones.

I think it’s a mix of both. Jiraiya has always had a loner streak in him. He prefers being alone most of the time. And when someone does enter his life he’s hesitant to have them stick around. He is petrified of death taking another person he cares about. He’s seen enough of people dying.

But once he’s over that he’ll be very clingly and very protective over whoever broke through his walls.

#toad daddy asks #thatsneakymedic #😭😭 #what a lovely surprise this ask was #my old man lonely

[kimimarothechosenvessel]

@uchihacollector @thatsneakymedic @anyone else

//How do the kitchens work in Orochimaru’s hideouts? Are they cafeterias where anyone can come anytime and you get what you get? What kind of meals would they serve? Do higher ups like Kabuto and Kimimaro get special meals?

#research #thatsneakymedic #uchihacollector #obeliskheart

[reddawnmultimuse]

@thatsneakymedic

"Shut up, nerd! We'll whose laughing when I stuff your dumb face with clay, hn! At least my dating fee was higher!"

#. gunpowder & gelatine--deidara #thatsneakymedic #. reply #[ kabuto being sussy again ]

[uchihasavior]

"I got 4 scores in the bingo book... Itachi, you are fine with raising fellow orphans and the Shin children together with me right?"

"You didn't happen to miss one then, did you?" Last he heard, raising children counts as 'settling down'.

Oh, and Kabuto was kind to Sasuke. ...If a little later, down the road.

Nonetheless, he's pleased, humming in contentment. Itachi is very humbled that his choice to put his faith in Kabuto paid off. He looks very happy with himself, and the path he's forging.

It's all he can ask, really.

#thatsneakymedic #ask #[[quick where's my art of the shins surrounding itachi #i need it for science]]

[shisui-uchiha-anon]

"Shisui? You're here for the vaccine? Alustriel sensei is busy with someone else at the moment. So I guess I can be the one to give you the vaccine in her place. If that's alright with you. And I'll let her know that you were here." He smiles as he's wearing the medical shrubs with the tag that says "Volunteer" on it. He knew where Alustriel sensei put the vaccines as she told him where they are in case if he needs to prepare one for her to give out.

Rubbing their arm with the wipe, he does inject the needle carefully to the point that they would hardly feel it other than the cold medicine that was injected into their skin.

After he is done, he places the bandage on it. And just as quick as he puts it on. He places a gentle light kiss on it.

"There you go. You're all set. Not bad huh?" A closed eyed smile is seen on his face.

( Mafia verse . XD)

He looks at Kabuto, with a complicated facial expression. Was Kabuto making fun of him? Or he was just teasing him a bit? Is he trying to play his mother? He sure does not need one now and not in the figure of his doctor and boyfriend. he scratched his nose lightly as if it itched. What he should do kiss him back and smile back? He can't fool around, this is not Kabuto's office he is just helping Alustriel with vaccination. If she catches them red-handed he will never see the end of it.

"Kabuto...I know this sounds strange but have you been drinking before coming to work?" It was not directed as an accusation more like confused half a question. Shisui hums soon after, half in thought. They've both been busy, and it's been a long time since he had the luxury of his lover's touch. The way Kabuto was able to melt away the tension of several stressful weeks in a matter of moments. Weeks spent in stress and panning and worrying over every single thing that could go wrong.

Kabuto tries to ignore the way Shisui's hand has made its way to the back of the neck and Shisui's thumb sweeping suggestive circles across the round bone and the skin back there.

"She will be back in twenty minutes and the waiting room is full of people." Now Kabut was the one who realized that somehow he messed up. How could one small kiss do this?

"A lot can happen in twenty minutes" Shisui's words are hot now on Kabuto's neck.

Shisui was actually pouting and sitting nearby like an obedient child. Promising to be good and just watch, he can be good for some short twenty minutes right? But when Kabuto was about to do the paper work and Alustriel texted him that she had an emergency....

Shisui straightens, coming to Kabuto's side, and holds out a hand for him to take. Kabuto looks at it, confused, but slowly puts his hand in Shisu's. Shisui pulled him to his feet, and Kabuto probably expected a kiss before the man went off with his evening...But!!!

But instead, Shisui takes Kabuto's seat. Shisui tugs Kabuto back down on his lap, pulling him back flush to his front. Shisui apparently isn't concerned with hiding his arousal from Kabuto. Kami helps Kabuto if he can now focus on doing the paperwork. Shisui props his chin back on Kabuto's shoulder. "I want to watch you work"

Soft lips press into the curve of a slender neck, lingering for a moment. Hands have made their way under the doctor's uniform. His nose is again tracing up and down Kabuto's neck. Shisui lets out a low sound in Kabuto's ear. The same sound he makes when Kabuto decides to reach for him under the covers. In the dead of night under the cover of darkness. When he feels safe and at ease in Shisu's bedroom.

Just like that, they are kissing each other tasting each other again, a kiss sweeter than the wine dancing across Shisui's tongue. The table groans in protest as Shisui nails Kabuto against it... And Kabuto desperately tries to hold onto something....on Shisui's hair or shoulders, tugging and having full fists of black curls made Shisui sing.....

"Kabuto next time you decide to give me a vaccine. You should come to my home visit and give it to me. Home care? Is that how you call it? This side effect that it has? It's better suited for a home environment"

@thatsneakymedic

#⪼VerseModern AU: The Mob Boss #shisui uchiha #thatsneakymedic #kabuto yakushi #kabuto x shisui #opsie #just to let you know #i regret nothing #he took his B day present day earlier

[bladedhunter]

Wet dream meme

It was merely any other visit to the orphanage, since the children there wanted to see the 6th Hokage pay them a visit as usual. Especially when there is talks about a bakery fundraiser that would not only help the orphanage with the funds, but also other places that need the money as well.

But as soon as he got there, there were no children in the building at all, only except Kabuto who was cleaning up the place. "Ah, Kakashi. I was expecting you. But I think you a bit too late for your arrival. The children along with my brother has left the place and they're all out playing in the village park to celebrate your birthday that's happening in the village. So in case if you want to go ahead and hurry, you can head on back to the village to see them there."

Before Kakashi could leave, Kabuto puts the items down on the table. "Wait, before you go. I have something for you. Follow me, it's better if you see it in person."

As soon as Kakashi follows him and enters the private bedroom of Kabuto's, the door behind him closes and Kabuto locks the door. His hair is loose and the robe he was wearing was completely gone and he was laid bare before them. He wraps his arms around their neck as he places a few kisses on their lower jaw, "Not what you'd expect, but I've been just waiting to give you your present for a long time now."

He unbuckles their pants as he starts to rub and squeeze their cock through their pants as he fully presses his naked form against them, "Could you spare a few more minutes here with me before you head back to the village... Lord Hokage?"

And in the waking world, there is at letter that is attached to at least 3 boxes of cookies in the shaped of balloons, presents, sprinkle cookies, and some dog treats for the ninkin that was delivered and given to him by the children of the Orphanage and by Kabuto as well.

"Aah~!" Kakashi wakes up, giving a small cry, sort of like a moan, from his head being rested his desk over his arms, tired of all the damage paperwork. What was that? Whatever it was, it was hot. Kabuto...

Oh? What's this on his desk? It must have been dropped off while he had been sleeping. How awfully inattentive of him.

He leans over his desk and plucks off the card, reading that it's from Kabuto and the children from the orphanage. Kabuto again... hmm... That sneaky medic!

He adjusts his pants, as he's grown a bit uncomfortable there, opens a box, and pops a cookie in his mouth. Yum.

#thatsneakymedic #c: kakashi #f: anime #f: naruto