#thats not even close to the worst of it

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Was thinking about your au and realized that whichever neighbour wakes up last is in for a very awkward reunion

Imagine waking up to your entire neighbourhood being in an apocalyptic scenario, and you’re the last to find out about it-

technically the last neighbor is Sally BUT Julie is the last "normal-sleeping" neighbor to wake and yeah! she sure has a hell of a time! i mean tbh it's kinda her And Barnaby? they wake up within a week of each other (the neighbors wake via Pacific Rim kaiju rules) so their breakdowns overlap <3

#julie wakes up just in time for the situation to Start Deteriorating At A Rapid Pace #like 'welcome back julie! frank is very close to dying the neighborhood is quite literally beginning to crumble' #'tensions are very high and everyone is starting to lose it <3 also your memories and siblings and life and world was a lie <3 good luck!' #she and barnaby have it the worst smh #well. kinda the worst #cause sally wakes up to an (arguably) Even Worse Scenario and also tons of guilt etc etc #sally: oh so its my fault my friends are injured and/or dying/dead. cool. im going to cope with this so gracefully (lie) #(side note: the death(s) are Not her fault. they were going to happen no matter what) #(well. i say no matter what. they'd have been prevented if the lights had been turned back on but we all know that wasnt really an option) #rambles from the bog #wh lights out au #and julie does not really get time to adjust... #shit is already going down #but only a week or so after she wakes up Shit. Goes. Down. #the transition into act two occurs and thats a whooooole enchilada in of itself #and trust me a week is Not enough to adjust! #especially when frank passes out halfway through and then never wakes back up smhhhhh #julie: at least i have frank! right frank? frank? frank- #julie: .... #julie: at least i have eddie! and wally! #julie: wh- whats that? mhm. mhm. oh. really? oh... #julie: at least i have eddie!

[lokh]

beginning to notice a certain trend with recent favorite characters...

for reference this is what anji is talking about

#took a bit longer than i wanted cos. i wanted to get their physique different #and also i DID go thru arcade mode several times before i was able to fight chipp #i got close to beating i-no once but i wasnt there to win i was there to get to chipp so i never did a continue #anyways. LMAO IS THIS EVEN WORTH TAGGING #i dont wanna put this in the character tags ahasdfjhsdkfcjsdf. #art #demon slayer #guilty gear #anji mito #akaza #my worst matchup by far. was anji mito #because it proved to me that i dont know how to play him LMAO i GOTTA learn how to do something that isnt shitsu or fuujin #OH ALSO thats their canon height difference LMAO. 10 cm #anji is like 183cm and akaza is 173cm

[strangesickness]

i think my favorite part of IT chapter two is when eddie crashes his car. like it kind of has everything. eddie insane road rage <3. eddie being a bit of a dick "it's my job to assess risks", it has "i love you mommy" which makes me want to jump off a bridge. eddie gesturing wildly instead of holding onto the wheel. his stupid fucking "edward kaspbrak speaking" <3 the face he makes when he's talking to mike lol. like he's expecting the car display to change. "EDDIE! are you okay?" "yeah! i'm pretty good."

#this of course isn't even mentioning how the phone calls might be my favorite part of the film in general... #richie being a loser <3 #patty <3 #bev throwing shit at tom <3 #ben in his fucking zoom meetings... <3 #bill being kind of the worst guy in the world and also bad at his job <3 #its hard to choose a fav scene tho... i'm still not over “probably like he was as a kid... the best” and the jade o h my god the jade #and when richie kills henry and when eddie stabs henry #also incredibly normal about the leper scene tbh... #also enjoyed when mike drugged bill and also their stupid “i love you”'s at the end #this movie has a lot of duds for me (i fucking hate adrian's death scene but thats more of an issue with king than the film #i also hate the barrens scene and the two dead children scenes are very meh to me. also not a fan of the pennywise fight because my EYES #why are there so many flashing lights... i have to close my eyes for half that scene because it gives me a headache) #but is overall sooooo silly <3

[cacturne]

“Carmine is not the worst” and “kieran is not the worst” are statements that can and should co-exist

#Its always either “carmine did nothing wrong kieran is a stupid unhinged brat!” Or “kieran did nothing wrong carmine is literally abusive!!” #No. Theyre not. Neither of them are. Theyre just nd/mentally ill and cope with it badly #Its really not that hard come on #Also as an older sister with a younger brother a lot of the mean dialogue is pretty typical #Obviously that doesnt negate the fact that for kieran it hit him in his issues but he never spoke up about it and kept it to himself #And carmine is pretty dense and a bit in her own head so it makes sense that she wouldnt notice without being directly told #And with her specifically its made clear in dialogue throughout that she does care about her brother #She thinks about how in her mind things might affect him and chooses what she thinks is the option that wont hurt him. Though obviously #shes not the best judge there. But thats understandable she isnt very good at reading people #And kieran just doesnt know how to cope with his problems. When stuff gets too much he bursts and lashes out. A normal thing for a teenager #Obviously this now frightens carmine and she starts backing down distancing herself and generally just closes up around him #Because while she is abrasive she doesnt really *realize* she is. And its easy to see kierans abrasiveness as something inherently hostile #(Because even if he doesnt really mean it it still is aggressive) #Hey wait a second why am i infodumping about kieran and carmine pokemon in my tags #This is like the worst way to do it. Sorry cutting it short ty for reading if you did #ghosts howling

[jahiera]

I kind of want to just restart emrys so I can play her again more perfectly this time... kill even MORE fiends and such. but also I speedran grymforge a bit & the thing is that. emrys rolls up to moonrise towers already have a deep-seated and intense paladin-specific beef with ketheric. babygirl heard that he was 1. an evil paladin 2. broke his paladin vow to TWO gods prior 3. was like That and decided Actually, I'm going to project All of my own personal issues and insecurities onto you. And then I'm going to kill you. and then she still offered to spare him. so I need the buildup to that from grymforge. you see.

#you understand. #one thing that emrys will do is have extremeeeely specific problems in regards to needing to be the Best Paladin In The Room #<- she is abnormal. she has a lot of problems. #Ketheric is such a ... dark twisted mirror / I can see myself in you / I do not /want/ to see myself in you. #of course she resents his crimes but more than that she resents what she Sees in him that she feels is also in her self #there's something ugly in you thats also in me etc etc #so. this beef NEEDS BUILDUP. #(alternatively: she latched onto Dame Aylin almost immediately as a figure of holy righteousness and divinity that she craves for herself) #(if Ketheric is close to what she COULD be at her worst; Dame Aylin is suuch a. Being You Could Fix Me. moment for her) #(also objectively not normal but very funny. ah yes I know what will make me a better object and sword for Tyr. if I was nothing but a #channel for divine righteousness greater than myself. not even a person just a violent weapon made to STRIKE.) #(and she can never be so close to the divine + never be such a weapon but she sure does TRY.) #(OF WHICH dame aylin is not either; but she IS a blinding light in the dark & Ough. the complexes that inspires.) #Anyways.... the NPCs we latch onto as the narrative parallel / reference for our Tav PC huh. Yeah! #act 2 is just... it gave me SOOOO much for her. Shadowheart/Ketheric/Aylin in different measures for different reasons #Orin. she's weird about but for different reasons. In that orin's fanaticism and madness kind of #tickles a part of her that wants. very desperately. to smite down the most obvious of evils in 1v1 combat #which is a violence that once again! comes uncomfortably close to the fanaticism of Ketheric + Orin + their own propensity for god-driven #violence & horror. as it is and such.

[fishnchip3011]

everytime i actually open up sdv to play i get flashbanged with sebastian's white ass sprites because i always forget not everyone sees him as wasian💔 my current hc for him is half chinese (liable to change... but ik for sure he's half asian) but he is Not bilingual he can't rly speak or write the other language he can only understand it when listening but even then he's not very fluent LOL this is just turning into a sebastian hc post might as well go full out. to me sebastian Does have relationship experience but has been thru shitty ones in the past which is part of the reason why he's so pessimistic & brooding </3 and he'd hook up with ppl in zuzu city for a night for a while but it just made him feel shittier so he's stopped since ☝️ also people make him out to be way cooler than he actually is like yea sure he's kinda cool but he's also a Massive Loser especially when he tells you how he hates "seasonal fads" like pumpkin spice and that one line about the potluck soup where he's like "Why ruin the potluck? Hmm... I guess some people feel liberated when the rigid structures of society break down a little. Maybe I'm weird.” WHO ASKED😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 his ass also can NOT cook he can make spaghetti but it's mid. he probably has low ass stamina and yeah he's tall and lanky (rn i see him as around 5'9-5'10) but you could snap him in half over your knee. when he's in an actually healthy relationship he gets really flustered over certain romantic gestures cuz he's not used to feeling valued or being considered someone's #1. he picks up on little things and does acts of service but i also think he can be really callous and insensitive at times because while he can be pretty perceptive he is also Very Emotionally Stunted. he unlearns lots of unhealthy behaviors & mindsets with the help of his partner & family & friends ^__^

#i almost popped a vein trying not to mention rowan in all of this so this post is more. consumable i guess #but rowan to me is soooooo perfect for him to me because rowan's whole thing is empathy and warmth #where it's a strength but also a weakness for him because he's also a chronic people pleaser and a doormat #out of the need he feels to make people feel valued which is a good thing but not when its to the point of self negligence #rowan gives rly good advice but overburdens himself cuz he feels responsible for ppl&doesnt give himself the same treatment he gives others #when he's with sebastian he helps him feel valued and sebastian learns to trust people more and not to immediately assume the worst of ppl #and seb is sooooooo perfect for rowan bc seb is vocal about what he dislikes and when hes not happy w something/one #and is good at setting boundaries whereas rowan is Not. he helps rowan learn how to say no to ppl and be more assertive #& think abt his own feelings more! they both help e/o vocalize their feelings #for rowan its vocalizing his opinions more and valuing himself more & for seb its vocalizing more for the sake of better communication #w other ppl so he can establish better trust & relations w ppl. and stop being so closed off/unapproachable LOL #their differences match up well but it also leads to arguments/tension cuz seb doesnt communicate and resorts to avoidance #and rowan is too pliant sometimes to the point where it hurts not just himself but the ppl around him including seb #also fun fact rowan is the type to cry when he gets really angry/upset & when seb resorts to avoidance instead of reassurance #(which is what rowan wants) rowan sometimes ends up catastrophizing & also bottles up his emotions similarly to seb #they always reconcile in the end tho even if it takes a while </3 they r both learning ok!!!!!!!! #not perfect to the point where they dont argue bc thats Impossible but they suit each other well. they r good for each other qwq #eon babbles #stardew valley #farmer rowan #<- i talk about him in tags. hehehe

[lobotomyladylives]

And what if I want you to be a hater of the side characters too. 🤨 Give me the worst moments of them bc I loved ur last answer and I know there's not a second of your life where you don't wish you had an excuse to talk about hxh!

OKAY THEN! Fuck!!!!

ging-worst moment is obviously when he refused to visit his damn son after being told he's half dead in the hospital (but it was followed by leorio's best moment so I adore that whole scene. and I also just enjoy it when ging is a trash human being bc I love that about him).

bisky-her first moments in the entire series were her cackling about how nice it will be to ruin gon and killuas friendship just for funsies (don't worry gon will take care of that for you in the next arc) which was insane. she totally redeems herself of course bc she's a queen

melody-NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG IN HER ENTIRE LIFE well except for play that cursed music composition and get her friend killed and her body mutilated but that was pre-series and honestly I'd have played the cursed music too

pariston-almost everything he's ever done tbqh but keeping 5,000 chimera ant eggs takes the cake

komugi- absolutely never done anything wrong she's the most babygirl to ever babygirl

Illumi-literally fucking everything but putting the needle in killuas brain to try to manipulate him into being a heartless friendless murderer takes the cake. cannot possibly emphasize enough how much I hope he kills himself before the manga ends

#already did hisoka on the last one so thats all for now . obv theres too many side characters to do them all #so i just did my Faves #+illumi #he is not a fave not even close I hate his fish eyed ass #i mean hes a good character but i wish nothing but the worst for him #asks

[yappacadaver]

It’s gotta be a real kick in the nuts, going from being a very attractive young man with his whole life ahead of him, freshly released into the world after a childhood of abuse/neglect and ready to build new love and relationships… to being hit with the demon curse and becoming The Killer and losing the potential to ever be loved and known again

And now you’re all old and cringe and people avoid you cause you’re obviously fucked up and creepy

#mr delver i wont u… #like ik he was just the worst at like 25 #caught somewhere between ‘just discovered his religion is a lie and that god is either fake or powerless’ #and ‘will not take the lord’s name in vain’ #it’s the 70’s and he’s in college with extremely fresh mommy issues when women have just JUST taken the right to open a bank account #without male supervision and permission like. he was probably thee fuxking worst lmao #but you know his ass got attention. if not close friendship than at least camaraderie. he found love maybe even multiple times. #and he was obviously suited to an academic setting. ugh god. I just #he lost it all man. and he can’t even milk himself GASHKDKDJDKD TYPO I WROTE KILL HIMSELF BUT THATS EVEN BETTER #anyways. this is a post.

[hexados-on-a-string]

spectragus dont get enough credit for being a sun and moon ship but like. destructive sun and moon ship. sun and moon ship but they're the forces of nature the sun and moon actually are. the sun is harsh and relentless and unpredictable in its evil but also it's kindness, the moon is sharp and cold and cruel, a harsh light that doesn't allow you peace, but can also guide you, a light in the darkness. even on nights with a new moon, with no light in the sky, the moon is always reflecting the sun, and it'll be that way until they come to their end.

#spectragus give me a dopamine high that any sort of drug couldn't even come close to giving me #its the loyalty. its the seeing each other at their worst and still staying. #its the being the only person still around who knows and understands what youve been through #its the being so important to each other's characters that u cant mention one without recognising the impact the other has on them #i dont rlly do shipping unless its funny but also im a huge gus fan so like. yea. plus my view on romance is a bit all over the place anyway #something something my skrunkles deserve complicated relationships that are more than romantic but something else #its the trust thats the most important thing to me. trust and loyalty and devotion and #im sorry but i would have exploded if i like. didn't write down these thoughts #anyways fucked up gay people who are a package deal and that is a threat thats them #ik the majority of my posts are hee hee funnie and i usually dont take things too seriously #but these two have taken up part of my brain permanently since i was 8. like. they just live there. rent free. #i am like rabid rn. i am feral and i am insane and i am crazy and there are so many things wrong with me #i cant even write down all my fuckin thoughts there's so many my brain is going to Explode pray for me #idk if u understand how important it is to me the times they show kindness even while at their worst #they're not good people but they have people they care about and they care abt each other and that matters SO much #i take 0 criticism on my posts i only take cash. however there is no possible criticism to be made bc i am RIGHT #also this all kinda sparked from me getting obsessed with a certain kh character who has a connection to the moon #who is also one of my favourite characters ever #and if u know who it is and u also like him ur very cool #im not tagging this w character tags. im like. very shy. but #i love gus i love spectra i love spectragus #anyways see u next time where i should hopefully have art maybe potentially #i found the brushes i used to use back when i did lineless art so i am rlly happy

[jewfrogs]

are we not finished with discourse around food? are we not done dancing the same dance? are we not ready to put our big boy pants on and accept that what we find “disgusting” is neither empirical nor morally charged but instead a product of sociocultural influences and individual tastes? can we please be? please? i’m begging?

#i dont understand the impulse to make fun of any food #its dumb and divisive and not productive. and worst of all its annoying to me #and its needlessly insensitive esp when that dish is closely culturally associated #but even when its not! people should eat what they want with impunity! #i will never eat an egg as long as i live but im glad other people can. if thats what theyre into #ribbits

[sanjisblackasswife]

TF DO THEY MEAN WHY ARE YOU BLACK 🤦‍♂️

LIKE MF WHY ARE YOU WHITE 🙎‍♂️⁉️

#Im so close of deleting this app Lu #i am #thats not even the worst question i got

[weaseltotheface]

Lays down on the floor

I dont wanna go to work today

Theres gonna be so many opus for last minute Easter stuff

The store is gonna be so busy

I know my coworkers are gonna call out because the call out almost every saturday

Theres at least 100 ad signs in style that need to be taken down and im the only one who ever does it

#this place makes me want to CRY for real im so burntout with style stuff i cant even look at it #everyone who closes is like VISIBLY depressed lmao #one of my coworkers in another department was telling me shes like always in such a good mood and happy when she has day shifts #and as soon as she walks in to close shes in the worst mood of her life #and i was like yeah that tracks thats ejat closing does to a bitch

[haunted-xander]

What the fuck is up with the "blue eyes theory" thing I see everywhere on insta literally none of them look good. I get that it's supposed to make a character look more attractive and/or intimidating but it. does not. at all.

#the worst offenders are characters with yellow or red eyes #they ALWAYS look awful. it NEVER suits them #ESPECIALLY YELLOW. #also im pretty sure half of these people arent even doing it right #i think its only supposed to be a glowing light blue and not the deep blue a lot of ppl seem to go for fsr #cant even do the damn 'theory' right #i genuinely do not get why people like this #the only ones that are even close to looking decent are the ones that... barely change... #like characters with teal eyes & stuff #and even then they look much better with their og eye color #listen i dont usually complain about stuff like this bc in the end its all harmless #but im tired and sleep deprived and kinda stressed bc of irl stuff and i want to be a hater for just a bit. a tiny bit. #anyway thats all im annoyed and tired and im gonna go do. not complaining stuff now #xander rambles

[wabblebees]

.

#been fighting for my fucking LIFE against a 24hr migraine #after gettin home from work yesterday i tried Everything. #sleeping+water+food+meds+staggering MORE meds+showering w/the lights off+massaging to release my clenched jaw+tea+sunglasses inside+etc #gave up on getting rid of it a WHILE ago & have just been riding the waves #so tell me why. just now. after eating thee Worst microwave burrito of my entire life. its FINALLY RECEEDED. to be just my normal headache. #im not joking. #the last 24hrs ive been making SURE to have Real Nutrients in my body bc ik thats like. step 1 to ''make the Pain Brain bearable'' #and yet nothing. NOTHING has put a dent in it. save for the worlds soggiest shittiest frozen burrito #im like. legit kinda mad abt this lmfao #i microwaved that fucker and horked it down even tho what ive been craving all day is mediterranean food bc we dont HAVE any close enough #but what we do have. is frozen shitty burritos. and granted ! my headache is not Gone. but my headache is NEVER Gone #ive had the same headache since i was 12 #but legitimately 2 minutes after that stupid burrito. we went from a 7/10 on the headache scale to a FOUR #infuriating. i deserve gyro after all that. or maybe shawarma... #neither of which we have in the house. terrible #anyway. complaint session over lmao #if u read this ily. mwah.<3 kthanxbye #bee speaks

[mbat]

wish i could walk up to whoever decided to do this discord update, even if its a group, and tell them "congrats! you fucked up."

#i keep finding new things that suck and are broken #this is. the worst!!!!!!!! #its not intuitive. it doesnt match the computer. half the features dont even work anymore. it literally keeps crashing and breaking #i just spammed a server on accident because it didnt look like my message was sending until i closed and reopened the app #i mustve pressed the send button like 60 times trying to get it to send. #im going to complain about this forever it sucks so bad PUT IT BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP MEEEEE #discord #i hate the swipe to reply thing i hate how the new search works i hate how everything is organized i hate that the dms arent on top anymore #i hate all of it its so shit #i think its the worst especially because they changed so much all at once and thats probably also why its SO BROKEN. #if they did all of these changes one at a time i promise they wouldve been changed back so quick because everyone wouldve hated them #just like we hate them now! but since its this huge update that they forced on us. theyre not going to fix it! #i need to slap whoever did this. why do they hate their users #also THEY LITERALLY DID DO THAT SWIPE TO REPLY THING BEFORE A FEW MONTHS BACK FOR A FEW DAYS/WEEKS. #WE HATED IT THEN AND WE ESPECIALLY HATE IT NOW #bring back the members thing when you swipe right its literally so natural feeling and better

[kaeyapilled]

. (tw heterosexuality)

#i am having the worst sexuality crisis of my life. i was so sure i was a lesbian but there is this One Guy.. #he makes me feel things. i think. but i cant categorize them #relationships w men sound.. unappealing.. if i think about it generally #like a random man? sounds weird. or maybe not. i dont know. i havent even had a first kiss lmao i dont really know stuff #but him............oh...........hes so funny and cool and nice to everyone. his hands are pretty (weird thing to notice but ok) #he explains math to me and i cant focus because he's too close. thats so MORTIFYING I THOUGHT I WAS A DYKE #but at the same time 12 year old me was having heart palpitations around my first girl crush and shit #and he hasnt made me feel anything that strong so far. so. idk. but also i was 12. so idk #well okay generally speaking women make me feel much more doing way less #there was this occasion where this girl who i always had a mild thing for but never did anything about it just came up to me #at school #and just. haha lol i had a dream about you last night ;) #i am not joking when i say i felt weak in the knees. she was smiling in a like playful way so i was gonna make a joke but i could not #because i was going to pass out from being too gay #this guy (or any other guy for that matter) doesn't seem to have the power to make me feel like that #..........am i bisexual with a female lean or whatever people say. or am i experiencinf the worst case of comphet of my life #this is awful. not because i don't wanna like men (its just sexuality idc) but because i don't want to prove my mom right #😭what if it WAS a phase #but who knows. mentioning the girl who dreamt about me kind of replaced the thoughts i was having of him for a bit there #i miss her she was nice. well sort of. but i was never involved in the drama so who cares fr. she graduated last year #anyways sorry for breaking character. tumblr user kaeyapilled is lore dropping