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reddd-robin · 2 years
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🐦  Robin’s top albums of 2021  🐦
These aren’t in order of my favourites, but I like these alot and i listen to music from them ALOT. you guys should see my brain its mostly these guys and some stragglers. im just gonna name them in order lol
1. Do- Cosmo sheldrake
This is Cosmo’s newest album and it bangs really hard though i espesially like ‘Did don’t do’ it’s my favourite outta there. I usually play this when I’m writing beacuse it’s not as heavy as other stuff i listen to so i can pay attention to the words i write lol
2. Hissing Fauna, Are You The Destroyer?- Of Montreal
this almbum is so good it managed to make Of Montreal one of my top artists within the month i first listened to it. insantiy incarnate. this one is a really good walking album for me, like i put it on and i am enpowered with the energy to speedwalk. 
3. Through the looking class- Siouxsie and the Banshees
very good album but also i mostly listen to it absently and not specifically as an album. im mostly there for spellbound, you’re lost little girl, gun and this wheel is on fire. those are the ones i like i skip the rest lol oopsie
4. Chumpfrey- Feed me Jack
god i love this album its so so juicy and i really like the sounds they do it makes me happy in the brain. rosies is a great example but also pirate muse. those songs are amazing and the whole album is really good as a whole but those guys are the best like i specifically cant wait for them to come on when i know they’re in a playlist. love
5. Just a Lad- Oingo Boingo
goes insane goes evil rolls around on the ground scratching and clawing. this album is the best ever it should be sent to space so aliens can listen to it. This entire thing is pure gold its my favourite thing ever. the specific sound of oingo boingo in general i love but this whole ablum encapsulates every single thing i LOVE into one place. this is the only album i repeatedly put on as an album and not because alot of the songs are in my playlists. its insane. listen to this thing if you want but only the enlightened can survive
6. People who can eat people are the luckiest people in the world- AJJ
Dont make me talk about this thing i’ll explode into a bajillion peices and make a firework noise as my meat bits are launched into the sky like a bloody lightshow. This album is so so so so good its my favourite AJJ album it holds a special place in my heart. this album is just important to me and i love it. love
7. A history of public relations dilemmae- Petrojvic Blasting Company
this is a little unfair since this is their only album asides from their offical work in Over The Garden Wall, but i really really love this album. I love the jazz mixing with folk and it just. lights up my brain. Like princess andy and SINKING SHIPS oghhh i love sinking ships. love love. SIMON WAS IS ALSO RLLY GOOD i love this. theres some songs in here that are only okay but even still it doesn’t effect my love for the album. heart
8. Bury me at makeout creek- Mitski
Guys im sorry you see me Mitskiposting im very very feeling the winter and she’s my best friend. i listen to mistki talking about falling from balconies and kissing people drunk and not caring it sucks and i go a heem heem yes mitski me too mitski. close to being here was the only heartbreaker or Retired from sad new career in buisness. mitski forever
9, Testosterone!- Talkshow Boy
ok im transgender, alright? what do you want from me. i can be a little emo. a lot emo, actually! leave me alone. i like this album alot and it reminds me of 2015 in a good way and i like the funky sound. The contents are very fucked up like seriously this guy is having a bad time but we’re besties its ok. He’s fighting a tiger on the floor and i’m watching. thats my cousin. parasocial relationship with this guy he’s my weird friend’s brother.
this was fun actually i havent talked about my music like this before lol. Thanks to Anne for tagging me <3
urhmmmmmmmm i have to think of who to tag eruru
@heyits-hardy @elesketchii @beeapocalypse​
thats all i can think of lol if you want to be tagged or untagged you can just ask
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mobtism · 2 years
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what do you think of space and the ocean? Do you prefer one over the other
hate the rdj meme but yknow the version where it says smth like "theyre filled with wonder for the world" or smth like that? i think abt that meme often bc. yeah... thats me
edit: holy shit this ended up being a long post and i didnt even realize... adding a readmore
i love looking up at the stars a lot. i think its all very fascinating and beautiful. i wish stars were more visible where i live... but the suburban light lets only few shine through. i dont have a personal connection to the entirety of space, but stars... suns... theyre very important to me, a part of me. its why i use star emojis for my personal tags... stars and suns have important personal meaning to me,, but i wont get into it now... but i do associate myself with both. while its not exactly space... i do really love the sky. i love to spend time lying down outside and just gazing into it... i feel like a baby in a crib staring up at a mobile lmao. ive seen so many different, beautiful skies near home... purples and pinks and greens and yellows and blues... and no matter what, it's always enamoring to me. and i know its a bit cliché,, but i hope to one day see the northern lights. aurora borealis is a combination of multiple things that are near and dear to my heart: winter/snow... the night sky... and bright, colorful lights.
ive always had a love for the ocean though. aquatic animals are my favorites (alongside reptiles)... and the ocean is so very fascinating to me. in middle school, i had very much wanted to be a marine biologist. i loved learning about the ocean and everything in it. for the longest time, my favorite animal was an octopus, not for gross reasons, but because they are so fucking cool. i used to know so many facts about octopi, but i cant really remember much these days, only the basics... other aquatic animals that i love include, but not limited to: sharks, kraits, horseshoe crabs are my lil guys, my friends... i want to hold them in my hands. crabs in general r so v cool... chesapeake blue crabs are soooo pretty, pelagic red crabs are cool and so funky lookin i love them, they look like a mix btwn a lobster and a crab. however i think ghost crabs are my absolute favorites bc they are like, soooo the epitome of crab. and they come in a variety of colors too!!!!! gosh they are so cool. and they are so fucking neat dungeness crabs are cool too :-)
i also think shrimp are fascinating but i feel differently about them because i like to eat shrimp. manta rays are one of my top favs as well!! love them a lot i think theyre so cool... i could probably talk about aquatic animals for hours but i'll stop here. truly fascinated with all the little guys in there, including the eerie and ominous ones... i love the vastness and depth of the ocean, how inspiring it is to know so little about a world so big and crucial to our own. i have such a love for the water,, it is a piece of my heart... its one reason i love pirates and merfolk, why i would love to be one of either if that were possible. ive felt a connection to the water for as long as i can remember... growing up surrounded by large lakes and multiple small bodies of water too... however ive only seen and been to the ocean three times at the most. i hope to see it more someday, i have a feeling i will.
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voughtcorsair · 3 years
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do you have any music recs o.O
AAAAAA another late response but yes i do !! first of all ->
velvet goldmine soundtrack - obviously you should watch the movie first BUT its a very nice intro to all things glam....i love roxy & t rex in particular, slowly working on getting into the new york dolls :0) 
high powered explosive - ok im biased i know this is my own killjoys playlist. BUT it has a lot of the influences for danger days and a lot of my own personal musical stylings that u might enjoy....the vast majority of it is punk/classic/glam/alt rock with a few funky pop songs thrown in for fun! i update it fairly often (adding/removing songs, messing with the order, etc) so check back every couple weeks <3 ... also its meant to sort of follow the album’s story but i got sick of listening to dd/cw bc thats all spotify would play so i took most of those out JHFSDKJFHSDFJS
mychem newbie version - ideal for getting ur pop/indie friend into mychem, it has a lot of the softer songs + some of the greatest hits <3 
placebo intro playlist - placebo’s greatest hits + most epic covers + some of my personal faves.....their music is a lot more diverse than this but i tried to keep it to similar-ish energies and more popular songs bc those r easier to get into! i highly recommend em AND brian molko + stefan olsdal r openly bi & gay respectively. 
transvision vamp intro playlist - if u like joan jett, blondie, & the bangles u will love transvision vamp i promise....umm wendy james is really pretty <3 hiiiiiiii. anyways!!! theyre a smaller punk-y pop group that was around in the late 80s/early 90s and they just have rly good vibes idk what to say!!!!
jobriath intro playlist - ok i did find it genuinely interesting that theres not a jobriath song on the vg soundtrack unless im TOTALLY misremembering something? ANYWAYS he was the first openly gay rockstar and he sings a lot abt like.....space n stuff. a lot of ppl say hes a bowie ripoff but i do think a lot of his stuff is a little bit more on the psychedelic side, anyways i digress but his story was very tragic and i cried after reading his wikipedia page :( 
recs that aren’t playlists: misfits, smashing pumpkins, t rex, joan jett and the blackhearts, the runaways, r.e.m., roxy music, dead kennedys, the clash, blue oyster cult, dio, black sabbath, cheap trick, smashing pumpkins, nirvana, pearl jam, heart, bad religion, social distortion, operation ivy, x ray spex, the troggs, the stooges, cake, cyndi lauper, ramones, sweet, creedence clearwater revival, eagles, johnny cash, dolly parton, green day, styx, the damned, against me!, talking heads....
umm i think thats all i can remember off the top of my head lol. none of them are super small artists or very new recs but i havent had a lot of time to really explore genres past very surface level due to . time constraints and mental illness but i hope you can find at least one cool band in there!!! i love you and thank you for asking <3
uhhhmm also last general disclaimer. i’m aware that some of these artists aren’t great people but theyre either dead / idk what’s happened / their financial gain from spotify is insignificant and/or i pirate their stuff. if i’ve linked an intro playlist about them, i havent been able to find anything bad or shady that they’ve done.....cannot vouch for anyone else tho & i am always open to being informed of stuff.
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frankierose · 4 years
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oh hey Post Time so in like sept-oct last yr i went to disneyland and we went on Most of the rides i will now be rating them out of 10 DISCLAIMER i will not be rating some that we went on like snow whites scary adventure or like. pinocchio’s ride cause those were basically all the same and lowkey boring
haunted mansion: pretty fun, it was chill and considering me and my mom are both huge nightmare before christmas fans it was rlly interesting!! nice slowpaced ride u_u 7/10 buzz lightyears astro blasters: also funky altho both times we went on it it got stopped for some reason and I Do Not Know Why. next time we go to disneyland tho im okay if we dont ride it adshasjdasdj 5/10
grizzly river run: OOO i loved this one. water rides are pretty cool and i liked that u could go on it w other ppl!! we wouldve went on it the next day we went to dl but my little brother didnt like it and i was Sad. but its aight overall Good Ride 8/10
that one tower ride: FUNKY!! it was rad even though i was Very Very Anxious. would not let go of the grips both times we went on it and i wont ever because i would Rather Not feel like im floating out of my seat tyvm sJDFMDMF. the tippy top tho was really cool and disney does a great job of immersing you in the stories of the rides. 9/10 incredicoaster: by FAR MY FAVORITE RIDE JSDFDMFM. it was fun and fast and AAA. considering the only roller coaster experience i had before that one was a shitty one at a local park in iowa, im surprised i even went on it (altho i was forced to so what can u do) as said above the speakers and shit really help me get my mind off the fact that were going Real Fast and we are Real High. but it was fun!! ∞/10 indiana jones adventure: i was feeling like shit in the queue for it so it wasnt the greatest experience for me but it was okay. wasnt anything special 4/10
its a small world: i was feeling VERY ANXIOUS THE WHOLE RIDE BECAUSE I DID NOT KNOW IF MY FAMILY WAS LYING TO ME ABOUT THE SPEED OR NOT. IF YOU KNEW THEM YOU WOULD KNOW THEY WOULD DO THAT. but it was okay kinda interesting to see all the Old Stuff u know. 4/10
ariels undersea adventure: funky as well! the animatronics were really cool and VERY lifelike it was wack. there was one part where we were going backwards and That was lowkey scary but eh 5/10 mad tea party: fine. teacups ride. u know. both times we went on it im pretty sure we had eaten recently so whoever i got stuck with i TOLD THEM not to spin it and they didnt thank god 4/10 (its a classic but it Gets Old) that one star wars ride idfk: EXTREMELY OVERRATED. THE QUEUE WAS SO FUCKING LONG and the ride was honestly boring considering it was supposed to be a High Speed Ride. all i did was press a button to shoot things i couldnt even really watch what was happening. admittedly u might like it more if ur a star wars fan but my whole family isnt really into that stuff so. 0/10 mike and sulley to the rescue: it was cool, slow ride u know. once again the animatronics were really good and i had fun watching them u_u 5/10
pirates of the carribean: BORING. and i didnt like the drops there was literally only a bar to hold onto and I Don’t Like. i can get going on the ride for nostalgia’s purpose (which we did bc one of my older relatives wanted to (she was v sweet)) but i wouldnt go on it unless i absolutely had to. 1/10 (better than the star warrs one tho) radiators springs racers: OH I LOVED THIS ONE TOO it was a nice intro to roller coasters. first time we went on it i got the shit scared out of me tho cause of the truck part i thought we were Going to Die. (i legit got the wind knocked out of me we turned so fast) but the second time was much easier and a lot more fun!! 100/10
silly symphony swings: also fun!! relaxing ngl. i really didnt wanna go on it at first because i REALLY dont like heights but when we did it was great!! 9/10 space mountain: it was okay. i was very anxious and nauseous in the queue because i didnt know what to expect and we were Very High Up. (also we ate shitty food too so) but i closed my eyes the whole time which i kinda regret cause i wish i couldve seen all the stuff. but eh it wasnt as good as incredicoaster 😤6/10
splash mountain: pretty fun!! log ride. U Know. it didnt stink tho thank god. the only bad thing abt it is that no one told my older brother to take off his hat so he lost it on the drop and was really upset abt it (it was like. 30 bucks after all) so that was a bummer. but i think he got a new hat at the end so *shrugs* 7/10 toy story midway mania: it was fun. kinda hard to see stuff cause i have glasses and u had to wear like 3d glasses but eh i would ride it again probably? 5/10
finally. the fucking FERRIS WHEEL:
awful i would never ride it again i think it traumatized me. there was NOTHING to hold onto, NO seatbelts i had NO WAY of feeling safe because i DIDNT KNOW WHEN DROPS WERE GONNA HAPPEN. i CRIED. IT WAS TERRIBLE. -∞/10
anyway thats all thank u for reading
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ladadee195 · 5 years
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{ Soft blanket: Where do you feel the most comfortable? } { Old Photograph: What is your favourite memory? } { Daydreaming: If you could live in any fictional universe, where would you live? }
Soft Blanket: I’ve always been an indoorsy, introverted type. I can do outdoor social stuff just fine but I’m always a bit uncomfortable or anxious. I feel like I can’t be myself out there, can’t really just relax. So obviously my bedroom and bed are where I feel the most comfortable. Its a safe space. It used to be worse when I lived with my parents. My room felt like the only safe haven from so much bad energy. Now that I’ve moved out, the whole apartment feels that way but I still treat my room the same. I mean isn’t everyone’s bedroom the most comfortable spot for them? 
Old Photograph: Oh jeeze. I’ve got a lot and I visit good ones a lot. Went to the pool today and all I could remember were the years and years of my teenage life riding our bikes to the pool (because I used to live closer then) and just jumping in, no cares, no responsibilities. We would collect change for the snack stand because I lived on that food most summers. I miss those days. DayDreaming: Thats tough. I always wanted to live in POTC, be a bad ass pirate girl! But over the years its lost its appeal. Living in the Boosh world would be funky and maybe even easier then real life? who knows. Wonderland is also one I’d love. But all of these options only work if the characters are readily available for friendship. hey thanks for the asks anon!   
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starlightshoe · 5 years
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tagged in a tag game by the radical @piscis-pictor-austrinos !! thank ypue!! i almost never see when im mentioned in my activity so its nice to finally catch one!! tagging @69420coolman @romanticwyvern @memequeenmachine420 @galaxyvent @yoursaltness @yoursjuli @some-lonely-knight and anyone else who wants to do it (i know thats a little eh of a end but im seriois if you want to do it but arent tagged you are called upon by me personally!)
Questions:
Are you named after someone?
apparently i have a grandma or greater on my dads side?? that has my same first name!! and my multitude of middle names apparently comes from some names in my family. in another universe however, my mom decided to go through with naming me justice or maria/h!
Last time I cried?
cannot remember actually, but then again a few days ago becomes a major blur in summer! i do think it was because i was snapped at in an hour of major stress tho so bummer
Do I use sarcasm?
i tend to be and come across as a lot more sarcastic irl?? i gues?? i dont talk much but i have roasted before and made witty split second words ex. i was playin uno with the Boiz during the last weeks of school and we started a bruh chain. when the guy before me completed his bruh i went immidiately after, skipping over my ex-crush and when everyone noticed i went “nah hes not even a part of this[the game]” and i think that was the last thing i said to him b4 gradiation so like that was. a heck of a sendoff
First thing I notice about a person?
i feel vibes with a person sometimes!! like i immediately had a good gut feeling about a teacher man in the waiting room of a doctors office and me and my sister chatted with him some very very good discussioning happening there! otherwise i wanna say i notice voices too! i can hear a lot through peoples voices!
What’s your eye colour?
dark brown! you can still tell from a distance they are brown and not black tho
Scary movies or Happy Endings?
i can make do with either! sometimes if you truly feel a story shouldve had a happier end and the characters deserved better you can always yank them out and into a happier au!
Special Talent?
hmmm. it is not very unique but it is a skill that is pretty useful! i am growing to be an efficient pirate and one day i shall finally kinfirm rip off rodney from icarly except my trench coat has copies of The Lion King but it has both versions in case you face disappointment from the cgi one. it will also have funky menus.
Birthplace?
i was born in nevada a little ways away from las vegas!!! my records got busted like many years ago and i only BARELY got my birth certificate back! i suppose thats a good thing we never drove to mexico and back in that time. oof.
Hobbies?
GOD I NEVER REALIZED BUT i dabble in a lot of things! however i am always drawing and editing stuff! i also video game, plant, and hand made craft as well!
Pets?
I AM playing neko atsume in real life. the original 2 cats are kajoy (chartreux, scrappy, bastard man) and joint custody of oj(mijo) ((old lazey tabby man)). and the 3rd recurring cat is jack black, my main son who is very afraid and black and lovey and is scared of staying in the house for more than 5 hours. there are also 2 brand new recurring cats that just came in this summer in the black and white kitty family: cow kitty who has a hairline and is simply trying to get by, and mama kitty who looks vaguely pregnant and has a nasty scar on her forehead and has a soft meow
Do/Have you played any sports?
cannot due to many allergy and heart or thyroid issues! however i think running is fun sometimes you just got that zest for life you know
Height?
I have been 5 foot 3 for 4 years.
Favourite subject in school?
god!! science good! i have always appreciated it even when it was difficult and think learning about it is neat.
Dream job?
im going into a computer science x physics major in the fall, but i have ALWAYS fell in love with robotics as a youngerone who got to work with them in school sometimes, and now as i get older space is fucking COOL, and now i am realizing that working on shit like either artificial intelligence or the code behind anything about to launch into space would be fucking neat as hell!!
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baconpal · 6 years
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so heres the long super paper mario post
strap in for why super paper mario is fucking bizarre and why that’s pretty much awesome
gonna be a good amounts of spoilers, so if you’re on desktop then hit that read more, and if your on mobile, then here’s your punishment for using this god awful app
super paper mario is a game that is incredibly difficult to put into words, but it leaves such a powerful, lasting impression on me and i can’t come to say anything first other than I love it so much, and if you havent played the game, please just go do it now, even if you have to pirate or emulate or something, just let yourself play this game. It’s one of those games that I really feel I can just recommend to anybody
it’s difficult to think of where to start with dissecting this thing so i’ll just start with the art since lookin at things is pretty easy
ART/WORLD DESIGN
every world in SPM is completely unique, not just in what type of environment, but it’s art style, and this is premised with the fact that none of these worlds are capable of existing together and are completely separate, and NOT part of a cohesive universe (LOOKIN AT YOU ODYSSEY I STILL THINK YOU LOOK STUPID)
The hub and the first 2 worlds are mostly just slight variants on the same general style of simplistic shapes and colors, with world 1 delving into more linework type aesthetics, and 2 focusing more on impressions and silhouettes, 
world 3 changes this completely with what is obviously an 8 bit kind of style, but instead of jarring over sized pixels, the world is composed of detailed tiles arranged to look like pixel art that imply a more real world, and not a gamey one, 
world 4 focuses on patterns and big patches of color to give the impression of the vast emptiness of both space and the surface of a barren planet, before giving you the “Whoa Zone”, with a striking mix of wire frame and futuristic UI style to it
world 5 takes the idea of nature being crude and simplistic and humanity being sharp, angular, and extreme and flips that on its head, with humanity and the space they occupy being these absolute memes with no sense of depth, and the plant life existing in a system of clean cut caves with futuristic technology and elegant historic values
world 6 simplifies a kind of colored Japanese painting aesthetic, down to the funny cylindrical cloud clusters and brushstroke trees
world 7 depicts what is essentially hell (yes there’s hell in this game keep your pants on) as a squarish blur of bright greens and warm reds and purples, and depicts heaven as fluffy land of clouds and Greek temples
and lastly, world 8 is inverted greyscale, where light is black and darkness is white, its simplistic and striking and i couldn’t think of a better style for the final area of a game so focused on the concept of light and dark
MUSIC
I’ll just try and keep it simple, the musics fucking cash money
The game makes great use of motifs when it needs to, where specific themes and instruments are used in other songs to suggest relationships and put battles and travels into perspective
And when it ISNT doing that, it’s just fucking funky stuff, with a weird trend of BOING and PLOP and SPLISH noises in the percussion because fuck you i guess
There’s a lot of good songs that do lots of interesting things, any of the like 5 final battle songs are great things to point to, but i’ll just go ahead and say the main theme of world 8 “Castle Bleck” is one of my favorites that isn’t super highly rated. It brings in the types of instruments that have been associated with the villain the entire game, but also throws in 2 very important things; a sudden triumphant burst of almost JRPG styled chiptune that pushes away the constantly building tension, which is then followed by the sound of a clock ticking, which is a musical motif only present in the songs “Memory” and “Promise” which is played whenever the memories of the player’s little guide thing and the main villain’s past lives together are alluded to. This one song holds a lot of weight, as well as simply being a fucking cool song.
GAMEPLAY
This is, sadly, the one place I’ll not mince any words and say the gameplay is not amazing by any standard, it’s pretty much a classic mario game if it had RPG stats, items, and random abilities granted through the character and partner systems. The 3D flipping mechanic is nothing astounding, though it is very interesting to see how worlds are constructed
One of the biggest flaws people will mark the game for in its gameplay is that it’s tedious, and while I have to agree, that’s because I’ve already played the game before, and the tedium only comes from not being completely invested in the experience anymore. I’ll get some specific examples in a bit, but there’s a few cases of “tedium” that i believe are 100% intentional and drive the story in an interesting way
STORY/WRITING/GAME DESIGN
Thats a fuckin broad section, but its pretty much everything else i have to say on the game, and where the most spoilers and random praise is gonna be
I’m not actually gonna talk about the whole story, more just the strong parts of it, under the assumption you’ve already played it or understand a story as simple as “villain wants to destroy world, hero wants that to not happen”
The writing and characters are just flawless, everyone is fun to be around, especially the bad guys, who you see more antics of than your own party. There’s goofy running plotlines about O’chunks and mimi essentially getting grounded and being forced to write essays about why they fucked up at beating mario, and big stinky brother dimentio teasting and bullying them and sneaking them out to do his bidding when The big Count Bleck is away
The game is full of referential humor to not just mario itself but all kinds of games, there’s skeletons in hell who are clearly just Marios from the mainline games who died in stupid ways, there’s an actual dragon quest turn based boss battle in hell too, and chapter 3 has an otaku villain who tried to get with peach in a simulated visual novel
but the humor exists not just in references, but in simple good scenarios, with things like “Having a game show in a bathroom when everyone's life is at stake” and “locating an ancient manuscript to use as toilet paper” or “flying through black holes to find a convenience store” and things of that nature
It also interacts with the players emotions in many interesting ways, one of the more lauded being chapter 2-3, where mario is forced into working off a massive debt of fictional money, and is required to do hard, boring labor. There isn’t anyway to avoid doing both the hitting a block 100 times and the running on a treadmill for a few minutes thing, but the constant feeling of “there has to be a faster way to do this” drives the player to prod around, find the secrets, and slowly discover how to break the system wide open and get to the end, and i love it for that
This entire game is some sort of bait and switch, to put it simply, while it’s already a bit of a departure from both mario itself and the paper series, the first 5 worlds are pretty fucking tame stuff, other than the void, which is a giant black and purple spot that sits in the sky, always, every single world has the void growing in its sky, and it does grow, every chapter it gets bigger and bigger and takes up the sky, but where this truly culminates into the “switch” part is chapter 6, which starts itself by presenting you with the most TEDIUS sounding chapter possible, fight 100 enemies in a row, and nothing else, and for 25 straight fights, that is all it is, so you’ve locked yourself into it at this point, you know whats up, but the void in the background begins to grow to the point of being the entire fucking background, and every enemy you face speaks as if they know they’re all going to die, and by the 30th fight, one of the villains comes to stall for time as the void completely swallows the world, and the party is sent back to the hub. When they decide to go back in to world 6, its empty, the entire world is a white void with a single black line making up the ground, and colorless destroyed structures occasionally peaking out of the ground.
and you walk on this white void for so long and you just feel nothing but regret and fear and no matter how fast you make yourself go you feel like you’ll never find anything, but you do eventually get your plot item and escape
then, Dimentio, one of the villains you’ve seen the least of, appears in the hub world, the safest place in the universe, and kills mario
he just fucking kills him
he puts mario in a box and fills the box with explosions and mario fucking dies and goes to hell because fuck you mario
then you go through all of chapter 7 just to escape hell (called the Underwhere cus how could we possibly be allowed to take hell seriously) and join up with your full party before confronting the final world, which i’ve already stated i just love the design off
the game just takes the comfortable ride you’re on and throws it into the fucking sun and burns you alive and i love it so much, even the very end of the game doesnt let up, where the main villain is overtaken by that absolute madman Dimentio (Whose name is a play on both Dimension and dementia), who clearly was powerful enough to have done the whole “ending of the world” himself, but did it this way for the theatrics of it
there’s a lot i could still say about the game, but this post is absolute rambling and its 2 in the morning but as usual, i just wanted to shit my thoughts onto the internet to people could maybe learn somethin about either the game or me and how i think and look at and respond to stuff, and as always, anybody who read this whole thing is cool and i love you a whole heck of a lot
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youngjaaes · 6 years
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also i really want to write a magical starsign au???? 
like, i’ve been playing the game recently and the story is so good? i feel like it would really work as a fic. and get this: there are six main characters! so like yeah it would be cool to try and write a fic based on that game. 
but knowing me i’d probably make it jae x everyone lololol i ain’t kidding around. i love allllll the jae ships.
it’s basically: b.a.p as magical wizards who go on a space adventure and save the entire universe
(you don’t have to read the next paragraph. it just gives a lil context)
and so....magical starsign’s plot is basically these six kids go to this magic school and then one day boom theyre going on a space adventure but everything goes real bad and shit because like they all end up on different planets. and the main character (playable character? you? idk what to call it? the equivalent of ‘my unit’ in fire emblem) and the first character end up on the earth planet and save these people that live underground (from starvation or something? i can’t quite remember. its like in ‘a bug’s life’ where they fight an enemy taking the food...or something) and then they get this neat ass rocket and when theyre taking off (theyre aiming for the wind planet here) they get attacked by MOTHERFREAKING ROBOTS YES and shit happens and they end up on the water planet. and on the water planet, its frozen over?? funky. anyway they find the body of a robot that suspiciously looks like their robot friend (recruitable character ay yes) but he’s missing a head? anyway turns out sOME GUY STOLE THE HEAD TO USE AS A BATTERY FOR HIS HEATER BECAUSE HE COULDNT FIND HIS REGULAR BATTERIES and then boom boom pow you defeat freaking space pirates and shut down the ice machine that froze the planet over, thus saving the people yayyyy. then you choose which planet to go to; wind planet to find someone theyre looking for or wood planet to defeat more space pirates (to me the story makes more sense if you go wind planet tho so i’m going with that for now). right so they go to the wind planet and turns out your other wizard friend is there being hunted by the space police and you get to save hiiiiiim and then its all happy. also you meet a twig that can walk and talk and its called ‘twigdamus’. i love it. so then they get their asses to the wood planet where this village has taken your fourth buddy and has him tied to a pole because their forced to give up magicians to the space pirates (or else). and bam later he espaces on his own and you have to make your way through the mighty jungle to get to the space pirates and when you do, you find your fifth and final recruitable character but she’s like fucked in the head or something because she basically goes “fuck you guys” and leaves with the space pirates for the fire planet. then the five people you do have haul ass to the fire planet and dwnjnf it takes forever but eventually you get her on your side and then....i dont know the story keeps going. basically you find there’s a guy called kale who wants to destroy the entire universe and the six kids have to stop him;;
(you can read the next paragraph. it’s ??? a thing??? i talk about ships)
sooooooooooooooooooooooooo i’m thinking; youngjae would be the main character (helloooo he’s my hero, he should be the story’s main hero) and he winds up on the earth planet with jongup. (i’m so into youngup rn its insane). also because theres a big rocket crash...i need a cute healing scene like??? a lot??? anyway these boys save the underground people because theyre flipping amazing. also, having jongup be first means youngjae spends the entire adventure with him and for some reason thats just so cute to me??? like one of those ‘together through it all type things’. also means jongup practices wind magic which tbh based on the game, i feel like would be really cool for him. then they haul ass to the water planet and i know they find a robot so it should be junhong but i’d probably get rid of all that jazz so theres no robot. instead, i’d probaly make it that they basically go straight to defeating the pirates and since we know the pirates are kidnapping mages, i’d have youngup free the imprisoned mages and one of them happens to be a member of b.a.p. and i’m thinking yongguk. bc i freaking love bangjae and i need them to have 14848252 interactions. also that means that yongguk practices earth magic and i’d say thats pretty spot on. also just picture...bangjaeup hanging out on the beach together after unfreezing the planet *heart eyes*. aight then they go to the wind planet. who should the space police be after??? my mind screams junhong just because i feel like he could accidentally get himself into trouble or something idk its 3 am. also i need like a....’youngjae saves junhong and then junhong gives him the biggest and cutest fucking hug ever’ type scene. theyre hugs are cut af. and that means junhong practices wood magic (basically plants n nature n stuff ooooh) which i think is really flipping cute???. yeah so then they get to the wood planet and theres the village with the next b.a.p member whose been captured. i initially thought daehyun but after careful consideration im thinking himchan. idk why. but like i just feel like it fits. and like that means daehyun gets to be the betraying snake dude later. which also means when they reunite, daejae will have the most dramatic flipping reuinion in the wholegame and i live for drama. and then theyre all together and the six of them save the entire universe!!!! while five of them just love and adore youngjae and wanna be with him because he’s amazing and everybody loves youngjae and whooooo jaeships 
i want this so bad. freaking B.A.P AS MAGICAL WIZARDS WHO GO ON A SPACE ADVENTURE TO SAVE THE ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM
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