Who in the Chain cuddles the best: a definitive and very scientific ranking by Ravio
Time:
Armour is spiky and uncomfortable, a completely unacceptable betrayal of trust given how often he napped on Ravio when he was a kid. He always tries to take off his armour before Ravio can flop on top of him because if he isn't fast enough he will be coated in pillows and blankets and that can get WARM. Good cuddler once precautions have been taken, but a lot of prep required. 6/10.
Legend
Top tier cuddler. Husband quality. Will pretend to be spiky and uncomfortable but is actually just a very angry teddy bear. 1000000/10
Hyrule
Constantly surprised that he is being hugged but pretty good once he's used to the idea. Will 100% cuddle outside even if the ground is a little rough. 7/10
Sky
Usually is already asleep by the time Ravio flops on top of him. Very accepting of cuddles and will not try and move once you are situated. Downside: snoring. 8/10
Four
Very small, easily crushed. Happy to cuddle for a short time but will get quickly impatient. 5/10
(Four Colours, 10/10, perf cuddle pile)
Warriors
Terrible, just terrible. Doesn't know where to put his limbs and his scarf keeps getting in the way. Bless him, he tries, but he won't stop moving. 4/10 for effort.
Wild
Risk + Reward. Very good cuddler, usually has snacks too. May have a memory halfway through. 7/10
Wind
PIRATES DON'T CUDDLE
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Except when they do and it's adorable. 6/10 for attitude
Twilight
Is used to being a climbing frame for all the kids in his village. Will accept cuddles at any time, any place. Very chill, but will also talk about how much he loves goats. 9/10
Bonus Wolfie
A very good boy! So big! So fluffy! 10000000000000/10!
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Thanks to @random-fandork who gave me this idea in a comment on AO3. I am still DEEPLY considering making this a full fic.
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Majima: "I love yer tits so much, Kiryu-chan! I'm gonna build them a shrine!"
Kiryu: "Nani???"
Majima: builds Kamurocho Hills
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Eddie is really good at poker. Like, ridiculously good. Wayne taught him when he was younger and he grew in skill over the years. He and Wayne play when they can, especially when the cold weather and rain keep them both inside the warm trailer. It was a way for them to bond and spend time together.
During one of the many spontaneous gatherings the group has, someone suggests they play poker. Only a few of the kids actually know how to play so the teens spend the next hour trying to teach them.
Once they actually start playing, Eddie absolutely smashes all of them, winning most of the rounds. He grins his usual wide grin, humour evident on his face as the kids all accuse him of cheating in various volumes. The teens simply sit there, impressed.
Steve? Well, Steve finds it hot as hell.
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I have a grand total of two main headcanons for Crepus and I've gone and combined them into the ultimate headcanon, which is: Crepus was totally working with the Fatui and that's why he had a delusion (which he apparently had good control over) and he was hands down the most caring doting parent ever to Kaeya and Diluc.
That man was like Fatui Maes Hughes, the other operatives would scram everytime he got close. But there was no escaping the endless supply of pictures and the stories about his very dear sons. Scaramouche fears no mortal soul, but Celestia be damned he dreaded being in the general vicinity of Crepus Ragnvindr.
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Curious where the mutilated finger tips come from?
I have this one headcanon of her going as far as to mutilate her own fingertips for criminal purposes. Paranoia? Or perfectionism?
Hah!
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There are three kinds of LGBT headcanons:
Actual queer coding / metaphors ("Nimona is trans because her creator made her as a way to express his feelings as a trans person")
Vibes ("Link is genderless because I said so")
It's funny ("Phoenix Wright is asexual because he's the Ace Attorney")
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i've been rewatching ed edd n eddy and its got me thinking about what their unseen parents are like
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nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”
and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.
no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim
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So while rewatching Avatar: The Last Airbender recently, I noticed a trend
A number of spirits we see have an animal form, specifically animals we recognize as "normal" for us. For example:
- Wan Shi Tong is an owl and his knowledge seekers are foxes
- Tui and La are koi fish
- Hei Bai is a panda
-The guardian of the mother of faces is a wolf (The Search)
Heck there's even the talking Baboon spirit and the monkey missing its face that we see in the Spirit World at the end of Season 1.
Basically every time we've seen a "normal" animal, they've been a spirit.
My point? I argue that Bosco is a spirit bear that's chilling and living the good life in the mortal world just because he can.
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