#that's not even a joke

[shuttershocky]

FF16 has an achievement for getting laid

#that's not even a joke #That's actually what happens #the only Final Fantasy that says Congrats On The Sex

[robot-reference]

I got a starscream figure from a blind box, or bag in this case, at the dollar store ( licensed not a knockoff surprisingly) he is still in the box because he smells

#that's not even a joke #he smells like cheap rubber #he does have cute little heels #starscream #transformers #not reference

[doetic]

I'm for real getting into the apocalyptic mood as my (very very flammable but thankfully not on fire) town continues to get absolutely fucking covered in smoke while I work on finishing my zombie apocalypse au Jschlatt fic (5 provinces and the northwest territories are on fire) (apparently there's like 400 wildfires and over 200 are considered out of control) (Canada is literal hell for realsies <3)

#i am indigenous this is literally like my and my ancestors land #but BOY do i fucking dream of moving to a new country that doesn't have only 3 unbearably shitty seasons #(those seasons are: fire snowstorm and impressively inconvenient construction) #but hey! at least im not a us citizen! #that'd be much worse #that's not even a joke #alyssia rambles

[themegalosaurus]

mina’s first entry on dracula daily of course introduces an extremely central theme of this book which is  ADMIN

#that's not even a joke #i once delivered a... how to say this... comic academic paper about admin in dracula #it's so essential hahahaha #dracula daily

[starstruckmoony]

HELP I WAS DOING THIS QUIZ WITH MY MUM FOR THE SHITS AND GIGGLES AND THEN I ENDED UP GETTING CAMERON AND SHE GOT PATRICK I'M CRYINFAHSJQXHQHSHQHHS

#best thing that ever happened to me #that's not even a joke #coincidence? #i think the fuck not #at least cameron is my favourite and patrick is my mum's #so there's no hard feelings or whatever #that last part was a joke #we don't actually argue over fictional men #or do we #i need help #i ramble a lot oops

[spongebob-connoisseur]

You know Reigen would've won the tumblr sexyman poll if I had told my friend about it.

#That's not even a joke #I found out at the last minute #I'm late for everything #not sb related

[angelicgarnet]

the way people online talk about autism is getting really weird, like do they know that neurotypicals still have interests? that someone being passionate about a hobby doesn't mean they're autistic? you guys know that right

#woof #like self diagnosis is one thing #but saying someone is autistic because they talk about a specific hobby a lot is weird (and waters down the actual definition of autism) #and its no different than saying someone has ocd bc they organize their books alpabetically #or saying someone has ADHD because they got distracted by something #and people who aren't even autistic are honestly getting way too comfortable with autism jokes

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

#ramble #if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands #you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things #some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible #the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think #i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex #this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!! #how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about #yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian #you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back. #he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them. #and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him. #your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back. #i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

[calamitys-child]

Adhd will have you too burnt out to eat or shower but give you the hubris to decide you can homebrew an entire d&d system on the back of a receipt

#it has to be dnd for the joke to work as well even though its like my least favourite rpg system of ones ive played

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

I must not respond to the bad take. Responding to the bad take is the mind-killer. Responding to the bad take is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face the bad take. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the bad take has gone there will be nothing. Only I (and my good takes) will remain.

#my nonsense #surely someone has made this exact post already #I want to clarify that this isn't even really about anything I just thought of the joke and thus was compelled to make it

[january-summers]

"AO3 doesn't need a "dislike" button"

Um, actually, it already has one. Depending on your specs, it might look a little different but over all it looks kinda like this:

You can find it at the corner of your screen, which corner is dependent on your layout.

Anyway, if you dislike a fic, you can hit this Dislike Button until the fic goes away. It really is pretty amazing actually.

#just blog stuff #ao3 #this is a joke except it isn't #nothing prompted this everything is fine don't even worry about it

[frostedpuffs]

does anyone else hate that work takes up like 90% of your life and you literally are always working and have to form plans and important things and even seeing friends or eating meals around work. it's always just work. im spending my life just being At Work. i don't have time for hobbies or for seeing friends bc it’s always Work. like two days off a week isn't even enough because my days off aren't consecutive so i just spend those days exhausted or doing errands or house chores. there is not enough Time. all the time goes to Work. WHY IS LIFE THIS WAY. humans were not meant for this

#literally so frustrating how im always at this damn job LMAO #working full time is a joke. you spend most of your life at work just to not even be able to make enough money to live #bullshiiiiiityee #text post

[shirkers2018dirsanditan]

all that bimbo girl dinner girl math “i’m too pretty to understand the economy” passenger princess shit is not subversive. it does not make men mad. it is not reclamation. the joke is on you. they are laughing at you, not with you, and the tradition of women who play to men’s most heinous views of women in order to get a bag is long and established. these women are apart of that legacy no matter what idiotic, hyperonline choice feminism spin they try to give it. it is never and never will be progressive to treat women as though we are naturally incompetent and incapable

#even if it was ‘just a joke’ why are ALL your jokes like this #when people do this racially they get rightly branded as uncle toms

[joycrispy]

Zepotha will never be Goncharov because when it comes down to it, tumblr culture is collaborative, while tiktok culture is merely iterative, and those are not the same thing.

#also because tumblr has a very specific way that it interacts with the media it loves #like make no mistake; when we made Goncharov we were a little bit making fun of ourselves #and the way we project high emotion and significance onto even the smallest details #(also the way we want everything to be gay) #tiktok isn’t doing that. they think the joke is the fake movie itself. but the fake movie isn't really the point. #the point is the fake FANDOM #goncharov

[severalowls]

2021: Extremely cartoonish non-threats of violence are a point of pride and meme on tumblr.

2024: The CEO threatens to send the FBI to perform an extrajudicial extradition on "an account" because she mentioned hammers while trans.

#this isnt even a joke post anymore