There are many parts of Dracula I’m looking forward to first time readers getting to in Dracula Daily. Cowboy, boyfriend club, Mina, etc.
But, in the more immediate future, I cannot wait for tumblr to lose its mind over “this man belongs to me”. Please. I need it.
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Mutation AU lore drop moment
I am tired and my brain said drop some lore so I am obeying it
To explain why I made mutation AU Cole a butterfly of all things
...it's mostly because I thought it'd be funny BUT!
Butterflies are symbols of change, and some groups believed ancestors would watch over their descendants in the form of butterflies. They're also symbols of metamorphosis, rebirth, hope, and positive change. I thought some of that was kind of fitting and I thought making the guy who wants people to see him as strong and is traditionally depicted as pretty large and masculine in the fandom into a butterfly would be funny.
...if you were wondering, he's the size of your palm. Literally. He is tiny. And he's just based off of a generic monarch butterfly since it's the most recognizable and I didn't want it to look too much like a fairy or anything. I debated giving him some fluff or smthn but decided against it. I will also say, simplifying butterfly wings is surprisingly annoying-
He's exclusively confined to a diet of tiny cut ups of fruits. That said, it's very likely he's tried to eat meat or literally anything else on multiple occasions purely to spite the world, and subsequently failed.
Also, since he's so small, realistically him and other insectoid mutations can't carry or use pretty much anything without help. Like, they physically lack any sort of strength to do so due to their size.
Except Cole happens to still have access to his powers. Which means super strength. And the earth punch.
So yeah, this tiny butterfly teenager that's barely the size of your palm can fly at Mach speeds across the room and launch you half way across the world. Yep. He can still do that, except it's way more funny now because half the time you can't even see him, so people just get randomly flung across the room with no idea as to what the heck is happening.
Enjoy that mental image and goodbye.
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Marauders Headcanon #432
Peter Pettigrew was oddly gifted at Divination. His random predictions came true often enough that the others had a running joke about ‘Peter the Prophet.’ After Hogwarts, he started working at a Psychic Bakery (Madame LeClaire’s Clairvoyant Eclairs) in Diagon Alley and was eventually approached by a mysterious patron who was more interested in prophecies than pastries. Well, one prophecy in particular...
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Finally watched Space Sweepers and I’m in love (unsurprisingly)
It’s a mix of so many good things, like: Titan AE meets Wall-E meets Star Wars (Rogue One vibes especially strong) meets Guardians of the Galaxy, and throw in Elon Musk, space colonization, climate crisis, and classism (and more I’m undoubtedly forgetting)
PLUS, the languages!! Fucking loved so many languages being spoken at each other because of instant ear-translators
And the cast, I mean: Song Joong-ki and Richard Hermitage with some Kim Mu-yeol? Banger (Plus Kim Tae-ri whom I did not know before but she can get it)
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Sorry conveyance solicitors are such wank stains. I thought you might like to know that my brain has been preoccupied with the idea that Remus appreciates a brooch. And thought you ought to know...
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oh my god rory this is a stone cold fact. he DOES appreciate a brooch. he has a collection of vintage ones. he goes charity shop brooch shopping. he has a brooch for every vibe, every mood, every event!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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so uh, i may have gotten a little too carried away with that whole marika/radagon thing and developed a whole new oc based on that so um... yeah
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hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month
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"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw
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