Nifty, about Adam: Don't worry, he like your butt and your fancy hair. I'd know. I read his diary.
Lucifer: He thinks it's fancy? :D
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE HOW ACCURATE THIS FEELS. SAYING LUCIFER HAS FANCY HAIR, ADAM HAVING A DIARY??????? LMAO???? AND OF COURSE NIFTY IS THE ONE WHO FINDS IT AAAA
I love the fact that Atreus just instinctively knows how to speak dead and forgotten languages but the moment Kratos says one word in Greek he's just here like
if he could, do u think orclipse is the type to write fanfic w how obsessed he is lmao (<- struck me as i was reading the latest chapter for some reason) /silly
add a celebrity into the next season, a celebrity that has no idea what minecraft is or who anyone is. let them warm up to the others before starting session 1, and 10 minutes into the recording, everyone just starts blowing things up and killing eachother. said actor would be there like "HOW DO I CRAFT A PICKAXE" (they probably dont even know how to make sticks). let an actor be tortured. (i vote tom cruise /j)
Counterpoint: do they even know what a pickaxe is?
Ok it's soooo funny to see Miles and Phoenix interacting now after episode 4 because Miles is always like "I will destroy you, don't you dare even mention evidence to me, are you that shit of a lawyer" and everyone's like "he must really hate you :/" and Phoenix always goes "nah he's just in work mode, he loves me actually"
He can absolutely separate who they are in court vs out of it and doesn't hold anything against him out of it, while Miles seems to have an existential crisis every minute they're going against each other, "oh now you think I killed the guy right? After all that effort to prove my innocence you're against me at last, just like everyone else?" And Phoenix is there like "huh??? I was just asking if you're ok after listening to all those rumours..."
And then he goes and tag teams it with Phoenix in court, completely disregarding his role as prosecution lmao
This is so fkn funny like what's the point of acting like u don't know each other if you gonna be looking at each other like this the second u meet at every door
Mom: "I don't understand the whole House and Wilson thing. I mean, Lord help me, I watched that entire show and I never thought they were more than just really good friends!"
Me: "Okay but what about the whole episode where they pretended to be gay to mess with a neighbor and Wilson actually proposed to House, or the b plot where House is trying to get Wilson to furnish their apartment without letting a woman to tell him what to do and Wilson is like 'but you're telling me what to do' and House is like 'and?' or what about that time House told a woman he was thinking about Wilson while having sex with her?"
Mom, nodding: "No it's just that there's no tv shows anymore where two male leads can just be really good friends. House and Wilson's friendship is so deep it transcends into brotherhood." (dear readers please keep in mind she's also said this in the past about Dean and Castiel and Steve and Bucky)
Me: "Do you think my friendship with [best friend of multiple years who I regularly flirt with and have kissed a couple times and am constantly in a 'will they won't they' battle with and we were both a big reason the other came out as queer, all of which my mom knows] is so deep it transcends into brotherhood?"
i play an artificer raccoon (tabaxi stats) in my in-person dnd game. his name is Rabie, and he made his armor out of trash. he wears a traffic cone as a wizard hat. not a request, just a fun fact I felt like sharing since you've been doing raccoon dnd classes