#that would be VERY cash money!!!

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

hey guys just doodling the guy again (i am booed offstage)

#death note #l lawliet #bright colors #eyestrain #my art #yeah it’s him again #went to actually draw something but like #eh #might as well draw this guy #i’m projecting my tiredness onto him but is it really projection if he’s also tired? i don’t think so #i would pay cash money to pass out for the next 24 hours dm me and i’ll give you my location and u can bonk me on the head w a bat #genuinely think the lack of sleep has been aggravating a lot of my issues i’ve been weirdly flipping between like #paranoia and weirdly happy and irrational anger and just deeply numb #which actually now that i think about it is exactly what happens every time i don’t sleep enough for long enough #methinks i should sleep more snork mimimi it makes my brain work better #god i want to sleep so bad rn #but i have to do laundry and make 2 pies for other people to consume tomorrow #i plan on decorating the crusts w dicks or smth bc i hate the people it’s going to and they are very conservative religious sorta vibes #but some people there would get a kick out of it (the good ones) #u know i was wondering if i really complain about being tired enough for those anons about sleep and y’know what #i really do #and i will forever #if i’m tired u will know of it and thats because it’s always #maybe i should try that caffeine shit people rave about (<- has not drank energy drinks or sodas or coffees since i was like. 14) #actually i think my heart would give out idk what’s with it but it gets silly sometimes so i don’t think it would like caffeine #or maybe idc who knows #the best solution imo is passing out forever and ever and waking up and hopefully being refreshed or smth

[cerealforkart]

omg what do u mean its been a full year of your amazing art and stickers and manga and.... *sending all the fandom luv can muster*

Thank you so much!!! It was a really busy year for me, but I’m really proud of everything that came of it! I kept the manga running all year, I started my original webcomic, I moved, I sold things online, I read all of One Piece, I got a lot done!

I can’t believe I’m gonna be wrapping the manga up in a couple months, but hopefully once it’s done I can keep making cool content for you guys! (I’ll never stop drawing Taylor. They’ll never take him from me.)

#once the manga is done I’ll hold a poll to see if anyone wants a zine #I think it would be cool to make a physical manga of it! #but tbh I don’t know if there would be much interest #my goal for 2024 is to make more money off of my art #because comics are really what I’ve come to love doing #and my new job is very minimum wage #so I could use some extra cash #noodly #mailbox

[impossible-rat-babies]

the doom posting that comes around whenever a cash shop outfit comes out is deeply obnoxious at this point ngl

#yes there is something to be said about the cash shop model and how a lot of cool outfits are there #and the lack of more fantasy inspired outfits when there has been so much more modern outfits in game lately #and I have been guilty of being upset about this #but man. man people screaming and yelling about how 14 is going down the toilet because of this I’m just like. shut up #go look at the WoW cash shop and tell me how 14 is going into the same trap #you know the special mounts for doing all the EXs in an expansion? #yeah wow would put that in cash shop and be like teehee to have the full set give us 18 dollars #there are much worse and far grubbier systems out there to get your money from you #I dunno man the way people spit vitriol about thjs is like did SE like. kill your mother or something #Owen talks #edit: at the end of the day SE is a company and they are going to try and make more money off of you than just you sub #choosing to engage in that or not is your choice #idk maybe I just have a very short patience with people like this #I just come here whine for two seconds block the people screaming and be on my way

[max13l]

fuck the visa cashapp part I'm calling them RBS (from racing bulls) pronounced as orbeez and that's final. cash money bitches rb is the second option.

#please let the car be good #ugly name be a worthy sacrifice #red bull to me is either rbr or rb so thats why the s in rbs #also why are we acting like anyone says the full name of any teams aside from ones that don't have sponsors in the name #like no one calls merc by the full thing or red bull why would this be any different #the only thing is that it's very similar to red bull when only racing bulls but it'll probs get easier with time #cash money bulls would be a good option too lmao

[wellhalesbells]

LIAR YOU TOTALLY WATCHED ONE SEQUEL!!! 😉💜

https://www.tumblr.com/wellhalesbells/736050291745652736/friendraichu-jackironsides

HAHAHAHA, I should clarify that I just mean for super hero-y ones. I mostly watch the first one and rarely watch the second (or anything after...... or remakes, lol), I think the only Marvel one I've seen in recent history is Thor: Ragnarok. Actually, the Spider-man franchise pretty much encapsulates how I interact with Marvel properties: I saw the first trilogy because it was new and exciting at the time, then they remade it too fast and I refused to pay for something I just saw, that was so recent in my memory from the release date I could still remember exact scenes from it (THERE WERE ONLY FIVE YEARS BETWEEN SPIDER-MAN 3 AND THE REBOOT - THAT IS NOT ENOUGH TIME FOR ME TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THAT AGAIN. HOW IS THAT ENOUGH TIME FOR ANYONE TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THAT AGAIN???), then I watched the first Tom Holland one (fourteen years I can vibe with) and nothing that followed because that's generally when the gimmicks and cameos start in lieu of good story-telling, or they make it dark and gritty because that's the only way to ground this superhuman, right (I assume a random white guy: "Should we fridge a lady? Yeah, we should probably fridge a lady"). The first one generally at least tries to have a soul because they have to introduce the character and make you care about them but many of the ones that follow (the few I've seen from when the MCU was just starting out and I had hope *coughs*Iron Man 2, Thor 2, etc.*coughs*) are just cash grabs that don't try because you already love this character and there they are, right there, so money please!

Meg 2 however..... EPIC, NO NOTES. It knows if I was a shark girl, I was probably a dinosaur girl and it gambled correctly. That's what you're watching this for? Have three sharks and an unnecessary (probably stupid expensive) dinosaur intro that is nearly completely irrelevant to the story but that you will also not want to live without and for an extra special bonus: oblivious husbands and their brilliant daughter. Like. You got me nailed, my dude. Will watch every subsequent sequel, no questions asked.

#i do understand that spider-man is a bullshit studio thing #and that it's a marvel property that belongs to sony and i implied everything is under the mcu umbrella #(and i honestly don't fault them for remaking it. instead i just don't understand how there was an audience for it???) #but they're all guilty of the same shit for different but also EXACTLY THE SAME reasons #they want to fleece money from me. because that's how it feels: like i'm being swindled #they're not earning my money through good content but instead through brand recognition and shared cultural touchstones #YOU CAN'T HAVE MY MONEY MOUSE #sony you can when it's miles (that is a sequel i DID watch and that DID have a soul imo) :)))) #something similar (cash grabs) are pretty much the exact reason i stopped reading marvel comics too #capitalism ruins everything #for a moral everyone knows *snorts* #also generally the sequels have bigger budgets and just to quote freckle...... sometimes things that are expensive are worse #great things sometimes come from people having to work within constraints and when you aren't given any....... terrible things can happen #like bbc sherlock lolol. AHEM #basically if i watch a sequel now it has to be a character i am VERY invested in so i'm willing to be burned - deadpool or miles #or it has to break containment from people who will go see anything with a marvel sticker on it to people who..... won't #and still recommend it - like ragnarok #(i wonder if NOT going the dark gritty route and instead having a fun story with a conflict that wasn't dependent on outdoing every #other conflict that came before it in this whole universe had aNYTHING to do with its success. hrm. it's a mystery!) #normally i would answer this privately but i had to explain about the sony thing so you would know i KNEW about the sony thing and then.... #tag explosion and now it has to be public and i'm sorry i went on a mouse rant. I HATE THE MONOPOLY MOUSE I JUST DO. #IT'S BAD AND IT MAKES BAD LAZY THINGS THAT KILL CREATIVITY (AND NOW ALSO FUNDS GENOCIDE SO) #!ask

[bonefall]

If Feather had lived (Storm dieing in her place) and remained close to Twany, how do you think her reaction to Leopard slipping back into her old ways be? If she hadn't been kicked out at that point, would she leave for Thunderclan or help Misty?

Bonefall Feathertail has a very solemn way of coming to terms with things. Between them, Stormfur was the cynic. Feathertail is the one who always believes that things work out and will get better.

So I think her realizing this would have been quite similar to Misty. They would have shared a lot of silence, understanding exactly what the other is thinking, and what they must do.

Feathertail would stay and help Misty. I also think she wouldn't be the type to go live in the mountains. She would have stayed in RiverClan and probably become deputy after Mistyfoot kills Leopardstar. Misty can trust Feather utterly and completely. If Feather was exiled, she would come back the moment it was safe.

#I like Feather a lot. She's a very 'that wasn't very cash money of you' kinda girl #She believed everything would always work out. But the journey taught her that this isn't the case #When you don't do the right thing the wrong thing happens instead. #Bonefall TNP #She's a fun mix of laidback fun-loving and pious devotion to StarClan #Bible Camp Counselor chick lmao #Bonefall Rewrite

[trujellyfish]

not to sound like a quitter, but.

#wat do u do wen ur in iceland with two of ur best friends #but u cant fucking sleep #and u dont have any of ur creature comforts and by gods are u a creature of comfort #and u have no money #and youve put very little effort towards this trip and even less money lmao #like wow i have ppl who will just. buy me plane tickets and tour tickets and food #which is lovely but ultimately soul crushing #bc im going to spend the next four years repaying that #bc i cant get it the fuck together with my spending habits #like ffs im almost 30 and i keep spending my money like a 10yo who found $5 in the street #and cash doesnt feel like a real option in iceland #and unfortunately i also screwed myself by not getting my new credit card #there is. a lot of negativity in my brain rn. #yeah its bc im tired as shit but with the insomnia #like i would pretend to sleep bc i know its better than doom scrolling but fuck #my brain refuses to be distracted from the self loathing rn #2hrs of lying there and i was like okay ill read fic for a bit so i stop. Thinking. #but then i close my eyes and my brain just fucking flushes itself again #anyway. screaming. hollering. homesick. #i only have unhealthy coping mechanisms at this point and unfortunately my fave one is illegal here sooooo....... #might try buying a pack of smokes tmrw lmao #provided i dont find anything sharp first heyyo

[itstimeforstarwars]

Sometimes I find myself gazing at a cool stamp consideringly and I have to remind myself that I do not need another collection hobby.

#chit chat #i already collect coins i do not need something else taking up space in my house that does nothing #sometimes it bothers me that I’ve become the deeply uncool old guy from any children’s show #but mostly it does not because the delight i get from looking at pocket change in hopes of something new is fun #you too could get into this hobby for the low low price of using cash instead of card #and having enough money left over after rent to actually pay for groceries! #which is admittedly sometimes a very high barrier #tbh i would not have this hobby if i had not started it as a small child #i used to collect wheat pennies back when cash was normal to use #i don’t think I’ve seen a wheat penny in nearly ten years now

[dylawas-reblogs]

me: yeah so we haven't had a meeting about it yet, but I asked my coworkers about past interns and why they left; chances are they won't hire me full time at my internship immediately. However, the chances of having it extended are pretty good, and I like what I'm doing, and they're going to be talking about budget in July. Sure my finances are a little tight but--

my sperm donor (only slightly exaggerated): look for a new job immediately and tell them if they won't hire you full time you're leaving. and no, I don't care if you don't find something in your industry and you have to settle for a job that will make you hate being alive even more than you already do. Also I'm going to ignore how long it took you to find this internship to begin with

me:

#dylawa rambles #dylawa rants #this man gives zero fucks about actually seeing me go into what I fucking trained to do he just wants me to make him money #i am literally sick to my stomach right now thinking about job hunting again #'i want to see you successful and happy' okay why are you still charging me rent then #why are you making job hunting even more of a traumatic experience than it already is #literally said to him 'I don't trust my chances of finding a new job within two months' and his response: 'oh well go work customer service #it took me MONTHS to find just this internship and it's a miracle it's paid at all #it's in a nice office with nice people and i have my own computer and they feed me almost daily! #i'll live another six months in this hellhole if it means I get a guaranteed post-internship job like this #is it the ideal job? absolutely the hell not #the commute sucks i don't have work from home so i can't get away with doing other shit on the side #i feel limited in what the role requires of me vs what I'd like to make #but good fuck it's better than food service or retail #but nooooo he needs me to be his little rent cash cow without him feeling guilty about it #very tempted to bail even if it means I start eating through my savings a little bit #I don't know if I can go through the daily interrogations of 'did you apply? why aren't you hearing back? it's your fault' again #i have somewhere to go but I'm trying to keep it very 'last resort' territory #A) it would make my current work commute twice as long #B) it would require completely burning bridges with my old man bc I'd have to move out in secret #not just because i don't want him to know where the people who are sheltering me live #but also because if he saw that place even if he was willingly letting me move out he'd say 'absolutely not' #because I don't trust him not to do something weird. not necessarily DANGEROUS but. weird. #I want to burn all bridges someday! #but even now that I own my car it's still not the safest course of action #I'm so sick of being stuck dawg! #dylawa vents

[lexalovesbooks]

Wait something weird appears to be happening in tags hang on. Testing.

#i’ve grown the world’s heaviest cucumber – it weighs 30lbs and is so big because of my secret formula #i bought a car on facebook marketplace but now i’ve been left £4 #i scooped $30million lotto jackpot but won’t stop playing – i’ve got long list of purchases i’m going to blow cash on #i’ve been kicked out of my home despite being promised it would be mine – now i’m facing massive bill after court battle #i shot to fame on my big fat gypsy wedding &amp; made £10k a time as page 3 girl – but i’ve quit it for a very normal job #apollonia llewellyn risks instagram ban flashing bum on bed as fans say ‘you’re the most beautiful woman i’ve ever seen’ #i bought an ev and regret it – i’ve lost so much money… the price of my motor is falling and no one wants to insure it #okay. test over. where the fuck are these tags coming from??? #i typed in ‘i’ve’ and all of these just. came up #it doesn’t appear to be happening with any other words that i’m testing. wtf #they look like they’re weird clickbaity article titles????

[noctilionoidea]

“why don’t you donate you piece of shit!!” I have no legal control over my bank account. Like you guys know that’s a thing right?

#This isn’t about anyone or anything in particular I just. Am very tired of the “give money or you’re a bad person” mentality #Like if I could I would totally donate. But I literally can’t unless it’s click based ad revenue or a physical place for cash #Like I want to donate. very often in fact! #But I don’t control my own money #There’s a really big difference between “donate if you can” and whatever this is

[foxilayde]

Are you going to see the Sign in Sydney Brustein’s Window? Going to meet Oscar Isaac after to get an autograph? Maybe a selfie? But you don’t know what to say to him and you’re nervous? Don’t worry. Instead of conversating with him, call me up and hand him the phone bc I wanna talk to him about this Kurt Vonnegut thing

#obviously I’m joking but if you could talk to him about wtf this murder mystery Kurt Vonnegut series is and report back to us that would be #very cash money of you

[supercantaloupe]

i had my zoom meeting with maestro and the assistant conductor today to talk about the manager job and it all sounds okay to me (i'll feel more comfortable about the whole arrangement once i can come in and shadow the last two rehearsals this semester and get a feel for the job in person) but it's a little funny how frequently maestro kept assuring me that. well if it sounds like too much work or just not something i am capable of or even want to do it's okay no pressure he'll be fine without me it's totally up to me don't sign on if you aren't absolutely one hundred percent okay with it and even if it's too much let me know because we can adjust the duties and help you out it's okay. and also him being like the pay isn't that good i'm going to try to ask for more money to pay you and the assistant conductor and maybe partially fund you if you go on tour with us next summer but it really should be more pay than this i'm sorry anyway here's like seven other ways you can make a little extra cash through related jobs like arranging extra parts for the orchestra and subbing on english horn as needed and maybe i can find some money for you to write program notes also have you considered teaching at the local music school it's a good way to get your foot in the door and make a little extra on the side sorry it's not much i hope it's okay for you

#and the whole time i'm sitting there like Okay 👍 Thamks #i wanna talk about me #it's very endearing how much he seems to care about me. both my comfort with the responsibilities and the pay haha #he was even like You know maybe if you wanted to take conducting lessons. #(with the lowkey implication of 'you could be assistant conductor in a couple of years too and then i could pay you more LOL) #(and he kind of complained about how the hall and the organization have an assload of cash at their disposal they're just stingy with it ha) #i'm not in it for the money rn really. i mean obviously it would be nice haha #but i'm getting by okay rn with my fellowship and gigs #(and the fellowship means i'm hardly paying anything out of pocket for grad school which is certainly a huge help here haha) #i'm not doing it For The Exposure cause like. idk that sounds trite and also exposure to What. i've known maestro for eight years... #but it IS really good experience for me. a job handed to me by someone who knows and trusts in my work #in my target field of work. with a highly regarded youth orchestra at an amazing concert hall. #i'd be such a shithead to pass that opportunity up!! #it's not about only making a thousand bucks per concert cycle or whatever it's about the experience #and getting to put [redacted] concert hall on my cv. invaluable!! #anyway nervous but cautiously optimistic about next week i'm shadowing the last rehearsal before their december concert #i'll feel much better about the whole job and everything involved once i can experience it in person #i'm a 'learn by doing' kinda guy anyway

[july-19th-club]

FINALLY found a couple sites where you can get pilot metro replacement nibs (that aren't amazon, because fuck 'em) but on one of the forums i went on during this search there was some guy answering "where can i buy a replacement nib for a pilot metro" with "it's mY understanding that they are cheap pens, just buy another" ... motherfucker. not the assignment. pay attention. if we wanted another pilot metro we would buy another pilot metro. but i don't want another pilot metro. then i would have a pen body with no nib still sitting around. i want an equal number of both pen bodies and nibs. the old nib broke. so i want to replace it. i dont need a new pen body. i have a functional one. of course it's a cheap pen, but it would be wasteful of both money and material to buy an entire new product if i could only buy the part that i need, and not more. good lord

#not sure why this has me so up in arms it's just like #the fountain pen community in general is full of people who like to tinker and who are by nature interested in things that Last #but it is ALSO full of people who will spend exorbitant amounts of money for no real reason at all #some of these people are very fun and it's just like hey it's your cash if you want a three hundred dollar ugly sailor go for it #but sometimes i get annoyed #like i DID just spend fifteen bucks on ink samples (and a shark. to go with) . but like.......i will use the ink #i will use the shark #if i bought a whole new pilot metro just to use its nib. i would not use the whole pen. i would just Have It for no reason

[smallblueandloud]

all written today, from a rewrite of an existing fic from... january of 2021, if i recall correctly? and God Damn is it so much better than the previous draft was

#sb and l rambles #sb and l is writing #i am very very very very out of practice. but some things were germinating in my brain while i was just endlessly consuming! #there are some things that i think are genuinely easier than they used to be! #and that is pretty cool and cash money i think #also i love how i've just been EXCLUSIVELY writing emotional conversations between john rogers/dean devlin characters #it's because i showed a friend point of salvation over the weekend. i would call it a mistake but i love point of salvation so #NO apologies from me!! #magically mandated truth telling session featuring cassandra and ezekiel #fic: all we can do today

[sour-switchblade]

Just got my first poem published,, if you wanted to read it you can do so for free online by following this link

#it would be very cash money of you #its really short