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Henry Danger Reader Insert | Captain Man x Reader: SEASON 1

Episode 9: Birthday Girl Down

~Henry's house~

Henry, Charlotte, Jasper and one of their other friends from school were all sat on Henry's couch, studying the periodic table.

"Okay..." Charlotte showed her PearPad to Jasper, which had a 'B' symbol on it.

"Boron, okay....atomic number five, category metalloid." He recalled, feeling proud that his chemistry revision was finally sinking in.

"Doesn't your grandfather have metalloids?" Henry looked at Charlotte, thinking that it was a disease.

"Yeah, he can't sit down." She replied without looking up from her tablet. This time, it was Jasper's turn to test Henry, showing him a 'Cd' symbol.

"Canadium, a person from Canada...mium. Personality, Canadian-ish." He guessed incorrectly.

"It's cadmium. Atomic number 48. Category, transition metal." Charlotte answered for him, being right, of course, because it was Charlotte.

"Ohhhh, and once again Charlotte gets the answer right." They all started to clap sarcastically, laughing with each other.

"Yeah..too bad I don't know the atomic number for idiot boys." She sassed, not letting them get her down. They all shouted again at her burn, as she put her PearPad back in her bag.

"So, hey, what are we all doing Saturday night?" Henry asked his friends. They all looked around awkwardly, giving him the suspicion that they knew something he didn't.

"You guys wanna play miniature golf?" He asked enthusiastically.

"No." Was the answer he got from all of them.

"You wanna play enormous golf?" He said as a joke, but they still gave no answer.

"Hello?" He looked at them, wondering why they were so quiet.

"He's gonna find out." Charlotte sighed to Jasper.

"Well, I'm not telling him." He told her, putting his hands in the air.

"What? Come on, no secrets. Flashback?" Henry was eager to know what was going on, so he looked to the boy sat quietly on the end of the sofa.

"Why you asking me? This is the first time I've even been invited to your house." He said as an excuse.

"Ugh, alright." Charlotte gave in when Henry looked at her, so she returned to her seat next to him.

"Henry... We're all going to Debbie Putch's birthday party." She revealed to the blond boy, making him look around in confusion, only to see them nod in confirmation.

"But... I didn't get an invitation." He said, making them feel awkward.

"Is that a big surprise?" Jasper asked his best friend, who looked back at him, offended.

"You know why," Flashback added. Henry got up from his seat in frustration.

"It's not fair!" He said to his friends.

"You almost killed her." Jasper reminded him.

"No, I didn't." Henry insisted as the doorbell rang.

"Who's here?" Flashback asked.

"Our food," Henry told him in an annoyed tone and he went to see the delivery guy.

"Sushi Dushi!" The man said in a cheery voice, holding out a large platter of sushi to Henry.

"Here's my mom's credit card." He gave the piece of plastic to the guy and accepted the food from him.

"Don't be mad." Charlotte tried to calm him down, as he brought it over to the coffee table.

"I am mad." He snapped back.

"Well, you can't blame Debbie," Jasper told him.

"I blame Debbie. I blame her parents and I blame anyone else who thinks it was my fault." Henry exclaimed in anger.

"Hey." The sushi guy interrupted.

"Yeah?"

"What are you so ticked off about?" The dude asked.

"Why do you wanna know?" They all looked at him with weirded-out expressions.

"Hey man, just because I deliver sushi, doesn't mean I don't have curiosities." The man whined back.

"Tell him what happened." Charlotte looked to her friend.

"No, I've already told the story, like, a thousand times." Henry didn't want to remember that unfortunate night.

"Flashback? Tell the guy how Henry almost killed Debbie." Jasper asked the boy on his right.

'All right. It all went down at Debbie's last birthday party. And it almost was her last." He smirked and leaned forward, making the delivery man sit down in amazement.

"Tell me more."

"Okay, try to visualise this. Debbie was turning 13 years old, and she was getting everything ready for her party, way up on the roof of her parent's condo."

~Flashback~

"It looked like it was going to be the best birthday party ever."

"Mom, this is going to be the best birthday party ever," Debbie said to her mom in excitement.

"It will be if we get everything ready." Her mom put her hands on her daughter's arms.

"Excuse me, I'd like to get some pics of the kids helping me set up?" She said, grabbing the party photographer, who quickly started taking photos of everyone on the roof.

"Okay, all the balloons have been blown up. What else can we do?" Charlotte came over to her and reported how everything was going.

"Uh... let's see. Oooh, why don't you and the boys check out the ball machine and make sure it works?" She suggested, pointing at the machine by the doors.

"Sure. You guys, let's make sure this ball thing works!" Charlotte yelled to Jasper and Oliver Pook. They grabbed a bat and Charlotte put a ball into the tube.

"Set the ball speed nice and slow. Level two." Jasper told her, not wanting the ball to injure someone. The machine fired, but Oliver didn't even swing. Sydney clapped excitedly though.

"Anyone see where it went?" Oliver said. Jasper ran over to the edge of the roof snd saw the ball hit a car, which then hit another car.

"You hit that Prius!" He yelled in horror, watching the accident unfold. The door opened and in came Henry, dragging a whiny Piper behind him.

"Hey guys, sorry I'm late." He greeted the rooftop.

"I wanna go to the Pear store!" Piper screamed at her brother, who turned to Debbie.

"Later. This is my little sister, Piper." He introduced them.

"Oh, hi, Piper." The teen girl smiled at her, but Piper just pulled a face at her.

"Sorry I brought her, but I had to babysit tonight." He explained to Debbie.

"Like I wanna be here?" His sister retorted at him.

"Aw, I'm sure you'll have a--" Debbie's mom was interrupted as Piper shoved her phone into her face.

"Look at my phone!"

"The screen's broken." Debbie immediately noticed.

"No kidding, girl." Piper said sarcastically.

"Hey Debbie, want to come hit a ball?" Jasper butted in and the birthday girl happily accepted. Mrs Putch called Charlotte to help her with the gift bags, leaving Henry with his sister.

"Henry, go work the ball machine," Charlotte told him.

"Okay, I'm just going to grab a chip." Henry agreed as Piper struggled with her phone.

"I can't read my stupid screen!" She yelled, flicking the cracked screen and squinting at it.

"Okay, get ready, birthday girl." Jasper smiled at Debbie, who was preparing to swing the bat in her hand.

"Do it, Henry." The curly-haired boy called to his friend, who ran back to the ball machine.

"All right, here it comes!" He pressed the button and the ball flew it at lightning speed.

"And that's when things went real bad for Debbie." The ball hit Debbie square in her chest, forcing her backwards and over the edge of the roof. Screaming on the way down, she landed on a dog, as her friends and mother ran to the ledge. They looked down and saw Debbie groaning in pain, a dog walker looking up at them in horror and confusion.

"Stop taking pictures and call 9-1-1!" Mrs Putch yelled at the photography, who quickly ran off. She looked at Henry.

"How did this happen?" She asked him in a shrill voice.

"Henry made the ball go at like, 90 miles an hour." Jasper pointed at the ball machine.

"What...me?" Henry looked flabbergasted at the accusations.

"Henry, you set the ball speed to 11." The distraught mother said to him after checking the machine.

"No, I didn't!" The blond boy insisted.

"Henry, why would you do that?" Oliver Pook blamed him.

"Charlotte?" Henry looked to his friend for support.

"I set it to two." She explained, which didn't help Henry's case.

"And you were the only one standing near the machine," Sydney added.

"But I..." Henry stuttered, not knowing what to say.

"Security!" Debbie's mother called the guards, wanting the teen gone.

"I didn't do anything!" Was all Henry could protest, as two men came and dragged him out of the building, kicking and screaming.

~End of flashback~

"And then ol' Henry got kicked out of the party before it ever got started." Flashback finished the story for the Sushi Dushi guy, who had now sat down at the coffee table and was eating with the kids.

"'Cause Henry's the one who set the ball machine to 11. Amen." Flashback looked back down to his sushi, as Henry protested.

"It wasn't me." He tried to tell them.

"He says it was you." The delivery man said.

"Are you meant to be eating our sushi?" Henry looked at him confused.

"No, I'm not supposed to be." The dude just shrugged with his mouth full.

"Henry, you might feel better if you just admit that you did it," Jasper said to the boy on his left. Henry grabbed his chopsticks and snapped them in half with a scowl on his face.

"You guys see the rage in this kid?" Jasper said to the group.

"Where I come from, a man who knocks a pretty girl off a roof, on her birthday, is no man." The sushi man said, which made Henry feel even worse.

"Will you tell these guys that I didn't set the machine to 11?" He tried to get Charlotte on his side.

"I can't." She told him.

"Why not?"

"'Cause, you did it." Charlotte looked at the sushi guy, so Henry broke her chopsticks too.

~The Man Cave~

Henry stumbled from the elevator, seeing Ray at the back of the Man Cave and (y/n) sat on the couch.

"Hey, you called me?" The boy looked at his boss.

"Yeah, check out what's in that bin." Ray pointed to a black box on top of a table near the elevator.

"Okay." Henry opened the lid and saw that the box was full of underwear, shirts, pants, but mainly underwear.

"What is..." Henry looked at him in disgust, as (y/n) looked over from where she was sat.

"I want you to do my laundry." The man said in a pleasant voice, making Henry immediately drop the underwear back in the bin. Okay, he was gonna have to bleach his fingers after this.

"Ew, no!"

"Raymond! Why would you do that to him?" (y/n) threw her head back in annoyance. Suddenly, a beeping noise went off, only Henry had never heard it before.

"What does that sound mean?" The boy asked his boss.

"That we have a delivery," Ray told him, as a pizza box came down the tube.

"Huh." Ray went to pick up the food, as (y/n) came over, her curiosity getting the better of her.

"Did you order a pizza?" She asked Henry, knowing that Ray hadn't as they had been together all morning and she'd had rather a heavy lunch so the fact that they now had unknown food deliveries was odd.

"No." Henry denied. Opening the box, Ray smiled at the two and started to read the note written on the box.

"Hey, get this. "Dear Captain Man, our daughter, Debbie, is having her birthday party Saturday night."" Henry groaned at the mention of the party, feeling like it was following him everywhere he went.

"Oh no, Debbie?" He complained, groaning at the thought of the girl and how she and her parents hated his guts.

"Shhh. "We're inviting some of Debbie's favourite celebrities, including you and Miss Swellview." Ohhhh, she's so hot." Ray squealed looking at his friends, but he failed to see how dejected (y/n) looked at the mention of the beauty queen. The thought of Ray spending an entire evening with the beautiful woman made her feel small and inferior, like she was at the bottom of the pile, the last person he'd ever want to go out with since he had models and pageant wives throwing themselves at his feet.

"Will you please stop reading the box?" Henry asked him, not wanting to hear more about Debbie, or see the woman next to him sad.

"No. So, if you'll agree to come to Debbie's party, you may cash the enclosed check for twelve thousand dollars. Whoa, look at this check!" He said holding it out, but (y/n) was too upset to care about the injection of cash into their bank account, so she didn't share his happiness nor did she give the cheque much attention.

"It has pizza grease on it." She said in a monotone voice.

"I know." Ray smiled back, not realising she was in a bad mood.

"Fine, go to her party with every other kid in my class except me," Henry whined.

"Why aren't you invited?" (y/n) put her hand on his shoulder.

"'Cause I was at Debbie's birthday party last year and everyone thinks I shot her in the face with a rubber ball and knocked her off the roof. Onto a dog." He explained and the young woman looked at him with sympathy whilst Ray munched on a pizza slice.

"Oh, yeah. I remember hearing about that on the news. You did that?" Ray asked him, his best friend frowning at how happy he seemed.

"No! Everyone just thinks it was me." He insisted on his innocence.

"Henry, it's just me, (y/n) and you here." Ray walked towards the kid.

"So?" The boy asked confused.

"Why'd you shoot Debbie in the face?" Ray wanted to know, putting the pizza in his mouth. (y/n) and Henry groaned together.

"I didn't. Man, even you don't believe me." Henry couldn't believe that his boss didn't think he was telling the truth, the guy counted on him in life or death situations.

"I believe you." (y/n) told him, which made him feel slightly better.

"Do you want me to believe you?" Ray asked the boy.

"Yeah," Henry replied.

"Can I feel your head with my truth fingers?" The man questioned him.

"Sure you can-- feel my what with your what?" The teen looked extremely weirded out.

"Does this mean I have to go in the back and get everything ready?" (y/n) looked at Ray in annoyance.

"Yeah." He smiled at her, but she just glared back. He was really ticking her off today.

Having set the machine up, (y/n) motioned for Henry to sit down in the red spongy chair, as Ray pulled on the special gloves.

"Is this gonna be weird?" Henry asked as the woman pressed a few settings on the screen.

"No," Ray said from behind him.

"Yes, it is." (y/n) deadpanned.

"No, it's not," Ray said in an unusually stern tone, at which (y/n) tutted. Henry could feel the tension between them, and it wasn't comfortable to sit in-between.

"Okay." Ray lifted up his gloved hands, the fingertips covered in glowing censors. He moved past (y/n) without a word.

"Now, I'm going to rub my finger nodules all over your head and face," Ray said, as the woman did some final checks.

"So, what would be weird to you?" She said with an irritated voice, but the man just ignored her. Henry decided that he hated it when they fought. He wanted them to go back to their silly, oblivious selves who were hopelessly in love with each other, even if they'd never admit it to themselves, let alone each other.

"See, these blinky things read human brainwaves, like a lie detector but way more sophisticated," Ray explained how it worked to Henry.

"Whatever, just do it." Henry settled back into his chair, ready for the test to begin.

"All right, we're ready." (y/n) pressed the go button and Ray placed his hands on Henry's head, rubbing them over his scalp.

"Think about Debbie's birthday party," Ray said, working his fingers on the boy's head.

"Debbie's birthday party," Henry repeated slowly, his brainwaves picking up on the machine.

"One year ago." Ray carried on.

"One year ago," Henry repeated.

"When a ball knocked her off the roof." (y/n) scanned his results, and so far everything was normal.

"His heart rate is spiking." She reported.

"Off the roof."

"Because you changed the ball speed from 2 to 11." Ray looked at his friend's back. He hated it when they weren't on good terms, even though he didn't know why she was so upset.

"No, I did not," Henry said truthfully.

"Why do you tell lies?" Ray rubbed his hands faster over the teen's hair.

"I don't tell lies." Henry insisted.

"Brainwaves say he's telling the truth." (y/n) said over her shoulder.

"Do you feel pretty when you tell lies?" Ray asked him, and the woman furrowed her eyebrows at his odd question, but she remained quiet.

"You said this wouldn't get weird." Henry's humour wasn't prohibited by the machine, and Ray quickly ended the test, leaning over (y/n)'s shoulder to see the results.

"I believe you." He said to Henry.

"Really?" The boy asked with a joyful voice.

"Yeah." His boss smiled.

"Told you he was telling the truth." (y/n) piped up, but Ray still wasn't talking to her. He didn't want to be on the receiving end of her sharp tongue, so he thought it would be best to just say nothing.

"But that doesn't mean everyone will." Ray continued.

"So you felt my face for nothing," Henry complained.

"No. Now, we're going to find out the truth." (y/n) said, walking over to them after turning off the machine.

"But you both know already that I didn't do it," Henry replied.

"Yeah, but to know the full truth we've got to find out who did do it. That's the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie." Ray said, looking thoughtful.

"Ooooh, can we get some actual pie?" Henry asked, smiling up at his boss.

"I like the way you think about pie." Ray pointed a finger at him, as (y/n) felt her annoyance building again. Man, she was having just one of those days.

"Focus." She slapped both of them on the shoulder, bringing them back onto the problem at hand.

"So, how do we find out who really did change the ball speed from 2 to 11?" Henry looked at them both, the adults thinking over the situation.

"Easy. We're gonna dress up like foreign filmmakers and interview everyone on that roof when Debbie's face got smacked by the ball."

"And then we eat pie," Henry commented.

And then we eat pie." Ray nodded with him.

"Wow, Holmes, how do you come up with these brilliant plans?" (y/n) said in passing, as she walked away from the two and went through the sprocket, needing the comfort of her bed.

"What's up with her?" Ray looked at Henry with a perplexed face.

"Dude, you're so stupid." Henry just looked at him in disbelief.

~The next day, Swellview high~

Henry and Ray had donned ridiculous disguises. Wearing dark hats and tinted glasses, they had taken to speaking in strange, German accents. Charlotte looked at them with a bored expression.

"And vhere vere you vhen Debbie flew off zhe roof-us? Ray asked her.

"Yah, vhere vere you?" Henry repeated, his accent not as good but the effort was there.

"VHERE?" Ray shouted through his megaphone.

"I know it's you, guys" She sighed at them, seeing through their pathetic costumes.

"Vhat guys?" Henry asked her.

"Ve are German filmmakers." Ray tried to say, but it didn't convince her.

"Yah, ve German." Henry nodded with his boss.

"Ve like veiner schnitzel." The man spoke.

"We also like to say veiner schnitzel." Henry joked.

"Veiner schnitzel." Ray let the words roll off his tongue.

"Yah, veiner schnitzel." Henry loved that phrase.

"I know, you're Henry and Ray. P.S, your accents are terrible. Does (y/n) know you're doing this?" She asked the two.

"They're fighting, will you just answer our questions?" Henry took off his glasses, as Ray's stomach dropped at the mention of (y/n). She hadn't spoken to him last night when he got back from his crime fighting, and he was missing the familiarity of his best friend.

"We have a lot of these interviews to do." He snapped.

"Go ahead." Charlotte felt the need to drop the subject of the young woman, sensing it was a touchy subject.

~Back to the Man Cave~

"Okay, vhere vere you vhen Debbie flew off zhe roof-us?" Ray interviewed her.

"Well, Henry and Ray..." Charlotte's interview was one of several on the monitors inside the Man Cave.

"I was helping Debbie's mom with the gift bags, I was nowhere near the ball machine." Her voice came through the speakers.

"Do you think ve can believe her?" Ray said to Henry, using his German accent.

"Dude, it's just us and (y/n) here. You can drop the accent." Henry smiled at him, and the woman looked at the boy when she heard her name.

"Geez, ma, why you always got to pee in my skeezits?" Ray whined at him, making (y/n) smile behind his back. She'd calmed down in the time they had been to the school and come back, but Ray still seemed to be on edge around her. She just needed the right time to apologise.

"I'm trying to prove I'm innocent." Henry reminded him.

"All right. Play the section from video four again." Ray replied, getting ready to write ideas down.

"Vhere vere you vhen Debbie vas knocked off the roof?" German Ray said onscreen to Jasper.

"Yah, vere youuuu?" Jasper looked at them weirdly but answered the question anyway.

"I was on the roof." He stated.

"Achtung!"

"Gesundheit!" The superhero duo exclaimed in frustration.

"Video three," Ray said to Henry, having seen enough of Jasper.

"Yeah, I've always like Debbie. Except for one time in fourth grade, she told on a teacher that me and Sydney were eating bugs. That made me feel hatred." Ray and (y/n) screwed their faces up in disgust, as the older man wrote down a few notes about Oliver Pook.

"Okay, first, I only chewed the bugs. I did not swallow. And anyway, Henry's the one who changed the ball speed." Sydney Birnbaum said, following up on what Oliver said.

"No, I didn't!" The teen piped up, shouting at his classmate onscreen.

"Video six." (y/n) made him move on before he could get any angrier.

"NO, I DIDN'T CHANGE THE STUPID BALL SPEED!" Piper yelled at the camera, making the woman wince. Taking the pen off of Ray, she noted down 'Brat' under Piper's name, making him smile. Finally, things were beginning to calm down between them.

"Get out of my face!" Piper slammed the door, so Henry swiped to the next clip.

"Look, I felt really bad when Debbie fell off the roof, even though she used to make fun of my bucket collection. I'm a bucketeer!" Jasper flashed his badge at the camera, and Ray made sure to write 'bucket' on the board.

"Okay, I guess I felt a little bit jealous when Debbie won the spelling bee last year. But I'm over it. That should have been my trophy!" Charlotte revealed her anger to the camera.

"Is that vhy you changed zhe ball speed?" Ray quizzed the screen back on Oliver.

"I wanna talk to a lawyer." He said in his usual flat tone.

"Video 15," Ray called out.

"I... I know nothing about any of this. Can someone get my manager, please? I don't think these guys are even German." Some mystery guy called Nathan stuttered as he came on screen.

"Hey, he's cute." (y/n) smiled at the screen, checking the guy out. Ray angrily wrote an exclamation mark on the board, not liking how (y/n) looked at him.

"Oh please, he's a foetus." Ray scoffed, but Henry quickly switched off the screen. Ray realised what time it was and quickly came up with a lie that would allow him to leave.

"So I'm going to... I got to go buy some socks." Ray checked his watch, trying to sneak off to the party.

"Socks? Right now?" (y/n) asked him, she wanted to make up with him and she couldn't do that if he was buying socks.

"Yeah, it's an emergency." Ray slowly started walking backwards.

"But we still haven't figured out who made Debbie fly off the roof." Henry pointed out, not understanding why Ray wanted to leave so urgently.

"But, hey! You still got that thumb drive with all the pics from the party. Check those for evidence." Ray hoped that would make him feel better, but it didn't.

"Are you going to the party?" (y/n) questioned him, putting the pieces together when she remembered that it was Saturday evening.

"No, check the pics." Ray laughed off her question.

"Okay." She and Henry didn't sound too convinced, but they started to flick through the photos. Whilst they were preoccupied, Ray took his gum tube out and popped a gumball. Putting it into his mouth, he began to blow and then sneaked towards the tube once he had transformed.

"HEY!" (y/n) shouted at him as she turned around, knowing the only time he was quiet was when he was up to no good.

"I knew it. I knew you were going to Debbie's party." Henry yelled at him too, and they stalked towards Ray.

"Miss Swellview's gonna be there!" Ray wailed. He wanted to be around other girls, so he could take his mind off how (y/n) would never go out with a guy like him. The friendzone was where he lived and he hated it, so he might as well knock on other doors.

"You better not go! Think of Henry's feelings." (y/n) warned him with a pointed finger, still hating the idea of him being all over the beauty queen.

"Okay, I won't go," Ray mumbled and shuffled his feet.

"Good." Henry dragged (y/n) back to the computer by her wrist. With their backs turned again, Ray stepped back into place and hit his belt, causing the tube to come down.

"Up the tube." He whispered as the two looked at him again in horror.

"RAYMOND!" (y/n) shouted after him, but it was no use.

"Hey! Where I come from, a man who lies about socks is no man!" Henry yelled too, but he just let out a sigh when he knew that Ray was long gone.

"He really pisses me off sometimes." (y/n) grumbled under her breath, as she and Henry plodded back to the computer.

"I suppose we should check the pics." He said to her in a bored tone and plopped down into the computer chair. He scrolled through the photos, most of them just selfies, but then something caught (y/n)'s eyes.

"Wait, wait, wait! Go back to that last one!" She said, and Henry flicked backwards, not seeing what she saw.

"What?" He asked with his eyes squinted.

"Look, those two pictures. See something peculiar?" She smirked down at him and pointed at the screen. Henry's eye's widened in realisation and he smiled up at her.

"Oh my god, we got to get to that party." He said, swiftly getting up from his chair.

"We?" The young woman's eyebrows rose.

"Yeah, you gotta talk to Ray. Straighten things out." He said as he downloaded the photos to his phone.

"Like he'll be able to hear me over Miss Swellview's giggling." She said bitterly.

"You're his best friend, he'll listen to you." Henry insisted, and they walked to the tubes.

"He irritates the hell outta me." She told him as the tubes fell down.

"You love him," Henry smirked at her.

"Shut up!" (y/n) blushed and tried to deny it, but Henry just gave her a coy grin.

"Up the tube!" They shot upwards, with the hope that they could prove Henry's innocence and patch up a friendship.

~Debbie's party~

The party was buzzing, as Ray posed for photos with all the kids. There was a trampoline at the back of the floor, with Jasper and Charlotte bouncing on it. It was a dangerous spot to leave it, so close to the edge, but no one seemed to care.

"Excuse me, Captain Man?" Mr and Mrs Putch walked up to the superhero.

"Yes, hello, citizens." He greeted them.

"We're Debbie's parents." Mr Putch introduced them.

"And this is Debbie, our birthday girl. She's so excited that you're here." The young girl rushed over, excited to meet her idol.

"Well, it's great to meet you, Debbie, and your wealthy parents." Ray smiled, knowing that his appearance tonight meant that he was in line for $12,000.

"Oh, don't you remember? You and I...We met a long time ago." The blonde lady smirked at him, her husband frowning at the new knowledge.

"We did?" Ray had flirted and gone out with so many women in his 33 years of living, he wasn't sure which one Debbie's mom was.

"What?" Mr Putch looked at his wife with a frown, the information apparently being a surprise to him.

"Yeah, remember the Swellview rodeo? I was a waitress and after the rodeo, you invited me back to--" Her story made the memory click together in Ray's mind.

"Ohhhh, yes. It's so great to see you again, here with your husband." The superhero felt awkward, but suddenly, everyone's eyes were on Henry and (y/n) as they came through the door. Ray's smile fell when he saw the two asking the DJ for the mic. He recalled how he left them in the Man Cave to come party, and how distraught the girl's face was as he went up the tube.

Henry snatched the mic from the DJ's hand, after (y/n) gave him some very select words.

"Hey! Everyone! Over here! Hello?" The teen called out to the crowd, and everyone looked at the two colleagues. For once in her life, (y/n) didn't feel nervous in front of the crowd. She knew she and Henry were in the right, and they were in the wrong.

"That's Henry Hart."

"Why is he here? And who's that girl?" Debbie and her mother objected.

"What happened with you and Captain Man after the rodeo?" Mr Putch asked his wife, wanting to know just how far they'd gone.

"Okay, I know everyone's freaked out to see me here 'cause of what happened last year." Henry started off.

"Sing Wrecking Ball!" Oliver Pook shouted at him, and (y/n) looked at him with a weirded-out face.

"No, we're not here to sing." (y/n) told him, pulling the microphone in Henry's hands to her lips.

"Yeah, we're here 'cause you all think I did something that I didn't do." The boy carried on from her.

"You were the only one standing by the ball machine!" Debbie yelled at him, and the people around her vocally agreed her.

"Hey, Henry! You got to try some of these meatballs!" Jasper said to him through a mouthful of food.

"Look, I get why you all thought I was the one who turned up the ball speed, but maybe it wasn't me. Maybe it was someone else. Like Charlotte." The crowd gasp at the accusation.

"She was always jealous ever since Debbie beat her in the Swellview spelling bee." (y/n) told them.

"Well, you all know that trophy should've been mine." Charlotte hissed to the crowd.

"Or, it could've been Jasper." Henry pointed to the boy who was still preoccupied with the meatballs.

"Who's never forgotten that Debbie used to mock his buckets." (y/n) decided she was the one who got to spill the tea.

"Never forget," Jasper said to Debbie as he ate another ball.

"Or maybe, it could've been Piper." Henry wasn't beneath accusing his own sister.

"Hey, I didn't even want to come to this party last year. Or this year. What am I doing here?" The little girl complained.

"Or maybe, it was Sydney or Oliver." The boys looked petrified at the allegation.

"They got detention after Debbie told the teacher that they were eating bugs." (y/n) looked to the crowd, who then stared at the gross boys.

"The point is, we know who really changed the ball speed and knocked Debbie off the roof. And we have proof!" The two smiled at the crowd and gave each other a high five when the crowd burst into a gossiping chatter.

"Then show us!" Debbie snapped.

"We will, girl, chill!" (y/n) growled back, not liking how bratty the birthday was being.

"But first, we're gonna go get ourselves a meatball. We'll be back after a short break. And then, everybody's going to know the truth!" Henry shouted into the mic, wanting to keep them all in suspense.

"Sing Call Me Maybe, lady!" Oliver yelled to (y/n).

"I'M NOT SINGING!" She screamed, making Henry grabbed her wrist and drag her to the snack table. Stuffing a few meatballs in his mouth, he looked up at the young woman and wondering why she wasn't eating. Following her eyes across the busy floor, he saw Ray talking to Miss Swellview.

"How can I apologise when all he can focus on is her?" She mumbled with glossy eyes.

"Just go up to him and say "Hey Captain Man! Can I bask in your awesomeness and speak with you for a moment?". And then he'll be all yours!" Henry joked at her, and she took in a deep breath.

"Are you sure he doesn't hate me?" he looked at the boy in his eyes.

"Yeah! He lo--knows you care about him and that you were having a rough day." Henry corrected himself before (y/n) could hear his mistake. Whilst she was mulling over his words, the teen blew out his cheeks, stressed that he nearly gave away Ray's biggest secret to the one person he wouldn't let find out.

"Okay, I'll do it. I'll go over and tell him I'm sorry and we can be friends again." She said, more to herself than anyone else, trying to gather her courage.

With a final nod to Henry, she worked her way through the crowd, dodging dancing kids and various staff members. Seeing Ray through the sea of people, she timidly walked up behind him and tapped his shoulder. He turned around, still smiling from his conversation with Miss Swellview, but when he saw who wanted him, it dropped. His stomach felt queasy, wondering if she was here to argue with him.

"Captain Man, can I speak with you?" She said to him as softly as she could. He saw how clammy her hands were and how she'd them tangled together to stop them from shaking with nerves.

"Of course, citizen, please excuse me, Miss Swellview." Ray gave a dashing smile to the young girl, who promptly went off to talk to the birthday girl, leaving the two alone.

"So, what do you wanna talk about?" His voice was more like his normal one since it was just the two of them. He no longer needed to be a superhero despite the uniform he was wearing. When he was with her, it was like everyone else in the room disappeared and he was no longer Captain Man, just Ray and his (y/n).

"I---" Her voice broke, and her face crumpled as two days worth of tears broke free of her emotional dam. Ray reacted instantaneously, grabbing her elbows and taking her further into the shady corner. Seeing that no one was paying them any mind, for the time being, he brushed the tears off her cheeks with gloved fingers and she swallowed the lump in her throat.

"I'm so sorry for being m-mean to you these past couple days, I'm s-sorry." She managed to say through her hiccups. Ray didn't reply, just gathered her in his arms and curled her into his chest. Nuzzling to his shoulder, they stayed like that for a couple minutes, just holding each other in a silent apology. Her sobbing eventually came to a stop and she pulled back with a sad smile.

"I got your shoulder wet." She said, gesturing to the dark stain on his costume.

"It's worth it to have my friend back." He smiled at her, and she giggled, everything falling back into place for them. They gave each other one final hug when she saw that Henry was ready to reveal the real culprit behind Debbie's fall.

"I should go wrap this thing up." She said to Ray and he nodded in agreement.

"Yeah, the kid needs you." She gave him one last smile and walked over to Henry by the door.

"Hey! How'd it go?" Henry asked her with a smirk. In truth, he'd watched the whole thing from across the room and saw how Ray clung to her like he was afraid she would disappear if he let go.

"Good, everything's fine." She grinned at him.

"Then let's do this thing." He lifted the microphone and addressed the crowd.

"Okay, first I'd like to say... Great meatballs." He said looking at the Putch family, who all had their arms crossed.

"And now the proof that one year ago today I was not the person responsible for Debbie being knocked off the roof." Henry carried on.

"Using this phone, we will now show you actual photos taken just before Debbie's party last year." Everyone mumbled amongst themselves at (y/n)'s words as she pointed to the phone Henry was holding up. She noticed that Ray was with Miss Swellview again, but for now, she was just happy to not be fighting with him.

"Pic one. Here you see Jasper wiping his sweaty hand on Charlotte." Henry described the picture that he mirrored on a large monitor. Charlotte turned around and looked at a guilty Jasper.

"And to the left, you can see Sydney and Oliver eating bugs. No surprise there." (y/n) pointed at the boys in the photo.

"I haven't eaten a bug since Passover!" Sydney protested, even though his words didn't help his case.

"I'm eating a bug right now," Oliver said in his monotone voice, crushing the insect between his teeth. Everyone stared in repulsion.

"But look closer and...what's that we see in the background? Hmm?" Henry refocused the group, zooming in on the picture, so they could see Piper.

""It's Henry's little sister Piper upset about something as usual," Piper said nothing but bit her lip in irritation.

"Pic two. Here we have a clearer image of Piper. And as you can see, she's really mad about her broken phone. So she's throwing it." Henry flicked to the next image, one where Piper was launching her phone across the floor, a deep scowl etched on her face.

"So what?" She yelled, starting to get nervous.

"We're glad you asked. Pic three!" Henry put up the final photo, the one with the revelation.

"Here, we can see Henry, standing innocently by the ball machine. And when we zoom in..." (y/n) had butterflies in her stomach, ready for what was coming next.

"You can see Piper's phone hitting the 11 button," Henry said. The truth was out.

Everyone's mouths fell open in shock and Henry and (y/n) shook their hands in success, glad they had each other for support.

"Oh my god!"

"Piper did it!" Charlotte cried.

"Security!" Debbie called for the men on the doors to come and take Piper away.

"But--but...it wasn't my fault! I didn't know my phone would hit the button! I'm a victim! I'm a victim! I want to talk to a lawyer!" She shrieked as the men picked her up and dragged her through the door kicking and screaming. Once she was gone, the party resumed and Ray turned to the woman beside him.

"So, Miss Swellview, since I assume there isn't a Mr Swellview, I was wondering if you might want to..." Ray was cut off as a man came next to the beauty queen and put his arm around her.

"Walk away." He said, knowing that his status as Captain Man was imposing. With the man backing off, Ray smiled and put his arm around the girl's waist.

"Hey, ignore him and come party with us," Henry said, noticing that (y/n) was watching them with a downcast expression.

"I'm not so bad that I need to party with teenagers to get over how stupid I am." She chuckled, her heart softening at how sweet the kid was.

"When was the last time you just let go and had some real fun?" Henry put his hands on his hips.

"Hey! I'll have you know that I'm a real party animal under this sensible exterior. But when you run a superhero's secret hideout, your fun side falls to the back burner." She said to the boy, a hand on his shoulder.

"So let the animal out! Just come and have a good time!" She looked at Henry, then at Ray who was cuddling up to Miss Swellview and finally at the joyful kids dancing and eating their hearts out.

"Fine, but don't hold me to anything I do from here on out!" She laughed and they mixed into the crowd.

(y/n) hadn't danced like that in ages and Henry could see the young woman in her bursting out. Her job was stressful and it meant that she often pushed the youth in her heart out of the way, so her logic and rational brain could take the reins. The kids didn't seem to mind the age gap, her bubbly and exuberant personality making her seem so much younger.

"Henry, we are so sorry we blamed you." Mrs Putch pulled them out from the dancing and Debbie looked at them with an apologetic face.

"Especially me." The girl said, but Henry and (y/n) weren't going to be angry on her birthday.

"Well, I'm sorry that my little sister almost killed you," Henry said back.

"Hey... things happen." (y/n) settled between the teens and Mrs Putch nodded at her words.

"Absolutely. Sorry I don't believe I got your name?" The blonde woman held out her hand for (y/n) to shake.

"Oh right, I'm (y/n). Henry works for me and my friend. We worked together to figure everything out." She quickly explained as she shook her hand with a smile.

"Then you're welcome to stay." Debbie smiled at the older girl.

"Mom, I'm going to jump on the trampoline right by the edge of the roof," Debbie said, turning to her mother. (y/n) thought about how bad of an idea it was but, Debbie was off before she could mention it.

"Hey, Mrs Putch?" Sydney approached her.

"Yeah?"

"A balloon got stuck up there by that light." He pointed to the ceiling, drawing their attention to the trapped balloon.

"That could start a fire." (y/n) pointed out and Mrs Putch looked worried.

"Hey, no worries, I'll climb up there and get it." Henry offered, but (y/n) looked at him in concern.

"Woah, woah, woah, that sounds dangerous." She said, stopping Henry before he could dash off.

"Eh, this kid can handle danger. Hold my meatball." He smirked at her with a knowing look and passed her the snack.

The two adults watched as he climbed up the lighting rig, Debbie still jumping on the trampoline.

"Yay! This is my best birthday ever." She exclaimed. Henry dislodged the balloon and threw it back onto the floor.

"I fixed it!" He yelled.

"Thank you!" Mrs Putch beamed back.

"Hey, Henry! Jump down!" Sydney shouted at his friend.

"Wait, Henry, no!" (y/n) saw what was about to happen, seeing the physics that revolved around two people jumping on a trampoline at that same time. Sadly, Henry had already let go by the time she cried out, leaving her to just what the disaster that unfolded.

The rebound from Henry hitting the opposite end of the trampoline forced Debbie over the side of the roof, echoing what happened one year ago. Everyone rushed to the side of the ledge, as Debbie screamed and Henry looked horrified.

The poor girl was laying on top of a puppy, groaning in pain.

"Whiskers? Whiskers, are you okay?" The dog walker tugged on the leash, but the dog had been squashed by the impact of Debbie's fall.

"My name is not Whiskers." She grumbled as Mrs Putch phoned for an ambulance. Looking at Henry, (y/n) shook her head, joining him on the trampoline.

"You really know how to find trouble, don't you?" She said to the cringing boy, who looked at her in despair.

"Oh boy, am I gonna get in trouble?" He panicked.

"Ehhh, maybe, I don't know. Technically, it was Sydney's idea, so Mrs Putch might forgive you." The woman reasoned.

"And Debbie?" They both looked down at the girl.

"Yeah, no. She's gonna hate you forever." All Henry could do was throw his head back and groan.

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disneyanddisneyships · 1 year

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@gyubby99 I'm writing it.

Chaz Thurman x OC

I started out hating the man and now I've made him a girlfriend.

"And youre sure none of the others know I helped you?" Cordelia asked as she painted over the sign that said 'just married'.

"I'm sure. We made sure of it," Millie stated before attempting to walk over to the cars.

"Okay good. Crimson isn't someone you should mess with," Cordelia replied.

"Then why is Chaz messin with him?" Millie asked with a smirk.

"What do you mean?" Cordelia asked as her smile faltered.

"... he's.... tryin ta marry moxxie.... didn't you know?" Millie asked. "Yeah. My boss got information on it after he slept with chaz. He-"

"Blitz slept with chaz?" Cordelia asked, her smiled gone.

"Yeah.... oh hon don't tell me you liked chaz...." millie muttered.

Cordelia sighed and shook her head. " No No course not. Its... just surprising. Two tops don't make a bottom," she joked.

"Millie! Get in!" Blitz yelled from the driver seat of chaz's car.

"Kick some ass!" Cordelia called before wlaking into the house, making sure no one saw her.

An hour or so later, Cordelia walked into crimson's office.

She glanced to the side to see chaz knocked out cold in a chair.

"He alive?" Cordelia asked.

"For now," crimson stated.

"All due respect, sir.... I think it's best if you leave him alive. Let him wallow in self pity. I know first hand how crazy it could drive someone," Cordelia muttered.

"..... I'll think about it. But if I do, it'll come outta your paycheck. Costs a lot more money to keep someone alive then ut is to kill them," Crimson responded.

"Fair enough. Thank you, sir," Cordelia nodded her head before turning to leave.

"Cordelia," crimson called, making her stop in her tracks. "Dont get attached to someone who can't be attached to you the same way. Heads roll that way," crimson stated.

"Yes sir," Cordelia replied before walking out of the room.

Crimson stayed to his word and let chaz out alive. Not without pulling out a few teeth and giving him more scars, however.

"You're lucky you've got yourself a little girlfriend, or else youd be sushi by now," crimson had told him.

Chaz knew who it was of course.... but everytime he texted her, she never responded.

Luckily he knew where she lived. And luckily, he was persistent as fuck.

Cordelia walked around her house, dusting her shelves and putting everything back in their places as if her deceased parents would rise from the dead just to come critique her.

She had a Playlist full of sad songs that she was silently crying to as she cleaned.

A knock on the door startled her ,but she got it together enough to turn off her music and open the door....

Only to see Chaz there, a sheepish smile on his face.

"What do you want, Thurman?" Cordelia asked with a sigh as she blocked the entryway into her house.

"Oh come on now. I thought we were well passed last names!" Chaz exclaimed before pushing past her and into her house.

"Come in I guess...." Cordelia muttered before closing her front door.

"I came to say thanks! Crimson told me a little bird helped to keep me alive and I thought I'd come over to give thanks!" Chaz smiled.

"Yeah. You're welcome. Get out." Cordelia muttered.

Chaz frowned. "What's wrong? Cmon we were such good friends!" He exclaimed.

"And I was stupid to think we'd ever be more," she whispered.

"Wait.... what?" Chaz asked.

"Whatever. Go cry to Blitz about it. Play the victim. Just do it as you walk out of my apartment," Cordelia scolded.

"Blitz....? Wait did you hear about he and I at the wedding? Oh cmon! Pssshhhh. It was just a fling!" Chaz stated.

"Look. We aren't together. I have no say in your love life, okay?" Cordelia replied.

"Why is this eating you up so bad? I mean cmon I could certainly eat you better," Chaz smirked as he made the pun. It was thenonly way he knew to difuse situations like this.

"This is what I'm talking about. One minute you're flirting with me as if I'm the last bag of holes on planet earth, the next you're getting married to your ex and fucking his boss!" Cordelia yelled.

"Its not like I wanted to do it Corde!" Chaz yelled back, using a nickname to numb the blow.

"Bullshit! Millie sent me a picture of your little 'plan'! You should never have lead me on if you still had feelings for someone else!" Cordelia explained.

"I didn't! I'm not leading you on!" Chaz exclaimed.

"Yes you are! We've been going on dates for weeks without a label and you decide to marry your ex!" She shouted.

"For money! I'm fucking poor! I needed the money!" Chaz argued. "Why does this even matter to you?! You've hated me from the start! Why does it matter now?!" Chaz asked.

"Because I think I'm in love with you, Chaz!" Cordelia shouted.

Silence.

Silence so loud that you could fill a strip club with it.

Outside there was rain splatters.

"I think you should go," Cordelia muttered as she opened the door for him to leave.

The rain quickly got worse.

Chaz walked out and made it to his broken down and smashed car before straightening up, taking a deep breath and going back to her door in the rain.

He frantically knocked on the door to be greeted with Cordelia on the other side.

"Chaz? Wha-"

He cut her off with a kiss.

#This was very “rom com”y #I don't hate it tbh #Chazdelia

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dietraumerei · 9 months

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Episode 5! I have ordered sushi for dinner, and also am actually hoping to get some use out of this little list of impressions, because Iiiiiiii am quietly but gently freaking out over how to write them outta this one.

i know he's a pita and I know he still thinks he can change heaven and he is going to break my heart but I just love this manipulative-ass angel. we cannot help how we are made.

once again, I am a simple creature, the fez made me smile.

i hope miranda richardson had the TIME OF HER LIFE filming this show

hi Eric!!

the running joke of Azi speaking absolutely shit french is honestly funny i love it

as a person who had to sit through meetings not unlike this for several years Nina's desire to talk about the Christmas lights made me SCREAM

crowley everyone thinks you two are married on account of you're married, sorry.

i know he'd bite me, but I want to hug crowley

I think my cat is audibly snoring from several feet away, aw, buddy.

from the credits, the bridges that shift and meet in the middle feel like a nice metaphor.

It really is noticeable that they don't linger over meals together, share a table. Crowley even set up this romantic little moment! At least they are on their proper sides?

TALKING Aziraphale WHAT A CONCEPT MAYBE YOU COULD TRY IT SOMEDAY

there is so much happening here with Crowley interrogating Jim and he loves Aziraphale so much and he's so angry and he has no idea what on earth to do.

real good, not pretendy good.

Crowley, you're so nice

why does this delicate little piano piece make me want to cry so hard

oh!! I love this little pastoral motif from the first season!

Of course Crowley can convince Nina to trust him, she's the Aziraphale stand-in. It wouldn't work the other way round.

JIM'S SUIT IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE I WANT ONE I WANT TO WEAR IT EVERYWHERE I'M SCREAMING HE'S LIKE AN EVEN GAYER ORVILLE PECK AAAAA

Maggie, my precious babygirl!!!

oh that's a sweet discworld nod

this dance is so sweet but ngl I'm kind of wigged out by Aziraphale making everyone into...kind of dolls, to perform this evening.

ok, sushi break, played with the cat, and now I am back with water a nice glass of Shiraz.

hang I have to get some goss from a friend

how many awards does John Hamm have he deserves a few more.

shades of Caberet/Stories from Berlin -- they dance, as the world threatens to end around them, they dance and I die

oh this was a terrible angry dance. oh. oh this is what it's going to be like isn't it.

luckily I have [redacted] gossip to distract me I can't wait to watch this season over again without stopping every two minutes, lol.

crowley did you learn that rules-lawyering from Aziraphale or vice-versa or are you just both...like that.

"i won't leave you on your own" "i know" DYINGGGGGGG

also, tbh, the quick-talking is...really encouraging me to not have to write a fucking battle, which fills me deep and lasting ennui. Also I don't know if I want to *watch* a battle next season? They will talk and love and be brave out of this, not lead a platoon.

tbf I think that *does* about cover Miranda rights these days, weren't they kind of lowkey killed in the last term or three?

ok, last one. aaaaaaaaaaaaa

it feels like everything else was just weird dilly-dallying, and this is the episode where things *happened*. They almost properly talked to one another, instead of past each other.

#good omens season 3 spoilers #well sort of #mostly this is helping me shape my own thoughts and feelings #die traumerei liveblog

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1, 2, 5, 6, 13, 15. 👀

Oh wow! Six! *cracks knuckles* *whispers and awkwardly waves* heey kaaaii

1.If we ever met in real life, what would be the first thing you’d do? Hmmm I'd probably awkwardly hit on you because that's what I do. Then once all the awkwardness has left my body- I'd bombard you with dad jokes and innuendos.

2. What kind of restaurant would you take us to if we visited your city? Is this the... royal we? Or... are you more than one Kai? Anyway- There's this all you can eat buffet near my house- I would take you there. All you can eat sushi... gyoza... rice... noodles... soup... everything. mmmm

5. People are making fun of you, how do you think I’d react? You'd come to my aid, telling them that they're absolutely wrong and have no idea what they're talking about- then blow cigarette smoke in their faces. As we're walking away I say thank you and reveal to you that I actually started the self-depreciative spiral and they just were agreeing with me. But thank you anyway coz no one usually comes to my aid, they usually just join in.

6. Would you help me commit crimes? 👀 Absolutely, no questions. You wanna force AFK someone from life? I'm there with a shovel... for you because I don't have upper body strength and odds are I'd end up hitting an ancient underground civilization of murder bugs that swarm me and leave nothing but skeleton... what were we talking about? Oh. Yes. Ride or die, Kai. No matter what. I been to jail once. I ain't afraid.

13.A song you’d play at my funeral? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM3zgypDvw4

u . u RIP Kai. *beats chest* ilu *pours out a drink*

15. The fate of the planet is hanging in the balance, but to save it you’ll have to kill me. Would you? Bold of you to assume I care more about this planet than my friends. This planets going to shite and the human race is literally doing just that- RACING to the end. So nah. We live to the end, sitting at the precipice with as much alcohol as humanly possible to consume without killing ourselves to watch as the world burns... also odds are it was my fault it's ending anyway. So, there's that.

#random asks #ask game #not encanto

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seradae · 1 year

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You can read the previous chapters here or on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43928488?view_full_work=true

The Spire

Chapter 10: Hunger

Lou and Erica cuddled, floating near the dome window of the living room, just enjoying each others' company. Suddenly, her stomach grumbled hard enough that Lou could feel it in theirs. "I honestly couldn't tell if that was mine or yours at first," they laughed.

"I'm fuckin' starving, but I really don't wanna get dressed," she said, a light blush coming across her face.

"I don't want you to get dressed either. Room service 24/7 here? It's gotta be after midnight by now."

"Yup! You can also get delivery from anywhere on the Spire any time. Some restaurants will be closed by now, but up until 2 we can pick most anything," she explained, looking around for her phone. "Anything you're feeling?"

She let go of Lou and pushed off the wall to go under them, snatching her phone off a charging plate. "Hm, what's good in zero-g? Aside from you, I haven't eaten without gravity yet," they said, grinning.

Her blush intensified, "keep up that kind of talk and we're never gonna get food." She swatted playfully at them as she made her way back into their arms. "Anything self-contained is good, honestly. It all takes some practice, but you'll get the hang of it."

"Sushi? I was thinking a burger, but if it started to come apart, it'd be one hell of a mess," they joked, snuggling her tight.

"Oh god yes, sushi! I would kill for a spicy tuna roll right now!" She prodded her phone and pulled up a menu, adding a few items and handing it to them.

They added their choices and handed the phone back to her. "How accurate are those delivery times? 20 minutes seems way too fast."

"That's an overestimation, if I had to guess. Remember: no traffic. It'll take them 5 minutes to get here, if I'm remembering this place correctly, and at this hour they can't be super busy," she explained as she placed the order and then gently tossed her phone back toward the charging plate.

"Okay, I gotta ask. Why do you always put your phone there? That thing lasts forever."

"How much time have you spent looking around for your phone - or anything else - just to find it floating in a random place nowhere near where you thought you left it? Not that I need my phone much when I'm with you anyway," she smiled.

"Duh, that makes sense. Guess I've got a lot to learn about living In Spaaaaace," they said theatrically.

"Good thing you've got me to teach you! I was gonna joke that I'm basically an expert, but I guess at this point it's true," she said, thinking of how much this place had grown and changed since she first arrived. How much she'd changed.

"You literally live here, and you helped build the place!" Lou shook their head, smiling. "Okay, putting your silly modesty aside, how do I move here?"

She stroked their hair gently, "well, first things first: do you want to live with me? We both have our own lives, and we haven't lived together in, what, a decade? I won't be hurt if you want your own place, but you know I'd be happy to have you."

"I'd love to, but are you positive you want me to? I know you've been dating Jess for a bit, and I don't want to do anything to come between you two."

"Not a problem on my end, baby," she said, kissing them softly. "I would love to live with you again. I'll just kick you out if she and I need the place to ourselves for a bit," she said with a grin.

"Not like it'd be the first time, you hussy," they joked. "Okay, so holy shit. I'm gonna be living with my favorite person in the world again!"

"Um no, I'm your favorite person in the universe; remember where we are," she teased, pointing out the window.

"That's gonna take some time to get out of my vocabulary," they said, rolling their eyes. "Since I'm gonna be here indefinitely, do I need to get a special visa or anything?"

"You can stay up to six months without a visa, but only permanent residents can make use of every facility here. Well, without paying out the ass at least," she chuckled. "It's honestly a pretty simple process, and for you it'll be a breeze. You're a US citizen so their record keeping leaves a bit to be desired, but you can do it all online."

They thought for a moment and then said, "and if I wanted to be an owner? You know I like to get my hands dirty."

"You could buy a share, but they've gotten expensive as hell; a good investment, but only an investment," she said, pondering. "What if you bought a new community studio space, like the one I showed you earlier? You could use it yourself when you want, teach from it if you feel like it, and let others use it when you're not."

"That sounds perfect to me, honestly. Can you introduce me to the right people? I don't know how real estate works up here."

Erica laughed and said, "I don't either. But I know the lady who owns the one we went to; I can introduce you and you can pick her brain."

"Thanks baby," they said, kissing her forehead. Just then, a knock came from their door. "Oh hell yes. This sushi stands no chance."

#lesbian #txt #wlnb love #wlnb #scifiseries #scifi writing #sci fi writing #scifi #the spire

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Watch "Biden Pushing For U.S.-Russia War? 'Ready To Sacrifice American Lives,' Warns Democrat Kennedy" on YouTube

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I don't think Biden go to war with Russia. It doesn't make me any sense. For who? America? Or get North Korea with Japan and double cross land? South Korea have hard time with Seaweed and fish and salt industry and South Korea's the most high power group is this group not hight technologies companies or politicians. This people move Korea and Korean war time not like this happened by Japanese kill Korean seafood industry. So I think Korean politicians have their own problem with this by EU and UN and loverly their Japan and this make Korean cornerstone of history. They can't see or hear from outside or diplomatic problem and Chineses are not eat sea food like Korean or japan can't eat seaweed/sushi nori anymore. They want Korean closedown so this people can have korean peninsula? so Korea have hard time for help America due to own problem and the most high power group is fish and salt and seaweed industry Group and very powerful group they can send jail politicians at anytime. This group is not joke and multi *cash billionaires put their cash make full of inside few dams and they don't show up in public, they can feed Koreans few years and years. Think about what Korean eat? Fishes salt everywhere and seaweed from hospital to homes and they do since Korea change name to Joseon to Korea year of 1945 maybe more before..

#Youtube

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perryhedge · 1 year

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yugioh sevens - goha 6 elementary arc

finally finished this arc!

overall i liked it, but not as much as maximum. i didn't find asana particularly compelling on her own (same with her go rush counterpart) or as a foil to yuuga and some of the one-off duels were just alright. the major theme of this arc was freedom vs duty, so i thought it was weird that gakuto didn't have much of a focus when that's his whole thing...but instead that theme was mostly explored through tazaki and ranze. poor romin I don't think even had a duel past the one with the sushi lady where she LOSES......lol.

there was some of my favorite episodes yet though. the luke club episode...pure genius. when the show really gets into a certain rhythm of high-paced absurdity, i feel like i connect with its humor really strongly. loved the tiger episode as well...and honestly the rush duel / rappa duet gag killed me. there's this absolutely wild improvisational energy to the way the story moves episode to episode sometimes, which i find refreshing and honestly a little shocking -- it takes a long time to make anime, so i feel like you rarely see something so spontaneous as allowing entire storylines to be built on of silly puns or callbacks. of course, not all these gags are hits, since the giant cast of recurring characters mostly stick to a one joke quota. there are several who i'm already sick of (and the fact that they are brought into go rush exacerbates this). but i'm surprised at how many of the gags do make me laugh every time, and even when they don't i have to marvel at the absolute gall to write some of that stuff. this manic quality is definitely emblematic of bridge era writing, and i'm not 100% sure who to attribute it to, but i'd guess based on knowing a few fans of his work that director nobuhiro kondou had a hand in this.

the animation of the show is already catastrophic, which i expected, but still bums me out massively. if i didn't like the characters so much, i'd definitely have stopped watching by now, because okay is seemingly the best it will ever get. i remember being shocked that some earlier episodes looked actually good, but those days are behind me now, it seems. and look, i know why it's like this -- covid definitely plays a role, and looking at their work bridge seems like a studio that loves to push out as much anime as possible and that situation cannot be good for a production schedule. it just depresses me, because although even in the gallop era yugioh was never a super lavishly animated affair, and fan favorites (i'm fan) like gx were definitely not the prettiest anime ever made, i would like some flashy poses, some interesting layouts, just something, anything to look at. anyway, i guess that's just why i watch shadowverse, too.

i also noticed it feels like there's more luke focus this arc, which makes sense. though the final duel this arc ended up pretty hype, it seems like yuuga is a bit of a struggle to write conflict with. he can't really be allowed to fail, unless it's existential despair for him, or maybe even rush duels itself, lol. that's why I found the maximum arc so compelling. on the other hand, luke's whole life is failure in a sense, and I say that with love. it's much easier to write interesting scenarios around, both where he's the butt of the joke but also his unexpected triumphs. i really like luke as a character so i don't really mind if the show does shift more focus on him. as usual no idea where the show is going next so looking forward to it

#yugioh sevens #perrylog

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happinessisathree-letterword · 1 year

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the last of us

I gleaned from the tweet that you probably have a big trip somewhere with a special person. And I hate that you don't tell me these things anymore. And yet I know why. Because if I learned about them, I'll get hurt.

I genuinely wish I'd come to a day where I'd be genuinely happy for you and your romantic pursuits. Hindi pa lang ngayon. But I miss you so bad. I want to hear your voice, see your face, hold you. I wont deny myself that wanting. That's what I want. I accept where I am now with this -- I still feel for you deeply. Melford said he doesn't know if I'll ever let go of this and maybe he's right.

I remember a meme of Jennifer Anniston in Bruce Almighty. That's me right now.

I started watching The Last of Us playthrough. Still in the middle of it. It's quite a heavy game but the art is superb.

The best scene I loved about it so far is the old hotel scene where Joel and Ellie were scouring for supplies at the coffee shop. Plus the jokes that Ellie reads Joel whenever the latter gets to kill the people/hunters in the area.

I have a video of this on my phone with my fish, Sushi, in the background and Ellie was reciting a joke about pirates and sushi that she doesn't understand. Maybe this why sushi is always apprehensive about me, because I always joke that when he dies, I'll end up eating him. Poor boy.

I cried a lot again. Slept in early and woke up at wee hours.

A cat joined me on my sunset watch, where I took that header photo I used for this post. She's cute, asking for kibbles but I have nothing on me last night. I only have my cigarettes and lighter. She stayed anyway. I gave her belly and back scratches which she seemed to enjoy.

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journo-journey · 2 years

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100 Small Things That Make Me Happy When Life is Fucked Up

Hi everyone, I feel so fucked up lately without any reason. Joking. I mean there are reasons but I don't think that is the only thing that makes me feel this negative feeling.

But there is always an amazing idea behind every bad thing, lol, then I decided to write small things that make me happy when life is fucked up.

This is not a full list and may be a long journey since I will continue to update the list.

If you have some, please don't hesitate or shy to share your mood booster stuff. Prost!

Playing Candy Crush-esque game (I'm playing the Shopee app version. Some people may think this kind of game is boring af yet I'm addicted to it lol, I can buy coins only to continue the game 😂 )

Drinking a cup of tea (I'm a coffee person yet started to drink tea when I was sick and can't drink coffee. Seriously, a sip of tea releases a bit of stress and is calming. Thanks to the dopamine)

Weight lifting (not a small thing, lol sorry, and didn't want to sounds like a workout-freak, seriously I'm a fat ass woman. But weight lifting always give me the best feeling ever. I started to find it like 3 years ago when I used to go to the gym like 3 times a week. Now I'm trying to rebuild this habit again after the pandemic)

Listening to great songs. I keep playing same songs over and over again for few months, if I get bored I would move to another artist, doing the same, move again. Repeat. Currently, Dream Theater's a View from the Top of the World album still on top of the list. Sorry, kids. Still can't move on from the last month's concert.

Watching YouTube lol. Honestly, I'm a YouTuber uhm I mean, very YouTube person. I don't subscribe to Netflix or anything, watching YouTube is enough for me. (Note: I'm subsribing channel that airing Premier League, but not watching any series atm).

Get a good coffee. As I mentioned earlier, I'm a coffee person. So, enjoying a good cup of coffee is such a big boost. That is also when I get good ice latte or cappuccino with extra espresso. That would give the give more balance between savory milk and eyes-opening espresso.

Watching duck or cats videos (on YouTube, Instagram, or Twitter).

Watching old beautiful memories of Chelsea FC -Premier League club that I support-

Get green arrows in FPL. Honestly, those little arrows could either ruin or make my day.

Meet old friends. Whether you're close to them or not, it's always a pleasure to meet old friends. Especially if they were people who could talk about random things together.

Watching cat videos. As a cat person, this is always a moodbooster.

Eat sushi. Well, I can eat it all day long, 24/7.

Solving new challenges. Sounds so...erm, but I'm serious lol. Remember lines "what doesn't kills you makes you stronger"? When you facing tough challenge in life, we may want to quit. We're too lazy, or don't have enough courage to keep moving. But sometimes, when we decide to go and accomplish it, there is a feeling -proud, happiness, or any positive feeling we can't describe. I feel that quite a lot.

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kiyokokaguya · 2 years

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Kinda dragged a Marvel character here for a verse maybe?

TW: She's just a walking trigger warning. Violence, blood mention, blood lust, swearing, the nine yards.

Anyway, her name's Lyn. She's from the Mist. Probably in her 40's or 50's by Boruto. Contract killer/Assassin. Probably uses earth style jutsu since her ability in Marvel is Molecular Matter Manipulation. (Her Marvel Equivalent is: @apocalypta-secundus )

Ages:

Part I: 21 - 23

Shippuden: 25 - 27

Blank Period: 36

New Era: 45

If you know her from where I rp Marvel, I had to nuke her age from 72 to... something manageable for Naruto OTL

Heh a theme song for her? Absolutely.

Actually there's two.

ONTO THE BULLET POINTS:

(Is this good enough to rp her here now fam?)

Name: Lyn "Sanura" Domen

She has the nickname "Sanura" which is used as a female name in Egypt... for Kitten. She's far from it. (I'm keeping that nickname.)

(She's Egyptian in Marvel... and a mutant. Originally she has blue skin. Kinda left references in her clothes. Her nail color is the lip color she has in Marvel too!)

Birthday: December 6th

Gender: Female; she/her

Orientation: Pansexual

Height: 5'7" (170.18 CM)

Weight: 145 LB (65.8 KG)

Personality/Attitude: Adventurous, ABSOLUTELY COCKY, Friendly, Wise, Wild, Bossy, can be rude, Stubborn, intelligent and will let you know it, mischievous, has bloodlust and battle fever at times. She’s akin to sandpaper with her personality.

Favourites/Likes: Sushi, Cake, Tea, Fighting, take out, a fight that’s hard to win so it actually makes her think, learning, using her brain

Most Hated/Dislikes: Certain strong smells including: Iron, certain kinds of incense, perfumes.

Weaknesses: She has the mentality that nothing can kill her which could be very well used against her. A very cocky attitude toward everything that threatens her. You could throw blood at her and cause her to cover her nose. If you threaten her family you can get right to her. Being lifted from the ground is a way to stop her jutsu. (She’s not a master tactician because most times her fists get in the way of her brain.)

Fears: “HAHA WHAT FEAR. NOTHING CAN GET ME.” (She fears death though. For real, she doesn’t want her stupid shit to end in this world) Heights, being picked up from the ground. Losing her family.

Family: Her family consists of a father and three younger brothers (they're triplets). She's the oldest of four and she treats them really well. So she's out killing, making money to support her family. She has no kids of her own. Her mother died having her triplet brothers. Father's from Suna, Mother's from Kiri.

Family: (In Age/Birth Order)

Dad: Yūdai, Earth Jutsu Specialty, Serious, stay at home dad, proud of assassin child and ninja sons. He wonders how Hideaki is of the fire aspect.

Mom: Suzu, Water Jutsu Specialty, dead but she was very kind and supportive of Lyn when she was still alive. Excited for her sons to come but died during childbirth. Yūdai named his sons.

Lyn: Earth Jutsu Specialty, Assassin, Asshole, Arrogant.

Yasu: Earth Jutsu Specialty, Actually kind of uptight but acts more himself around family, sort of chaotic like Hideaki. He’s very intelligent and seems to do well in classes.

Hideaki: Fire Jutsu Specialty, Chaotic LIL SHIT. One to crack jokes.

Ryōta: Lightning Jutsu Specialty, tends to keep to himself, a bit too shy.

She sharpens and oils the blades on her claws almost after every kill. That is unless she's got multiple on a job. The woman doesn't always depend on her jutsu, her fists clearly work just fine. Along with that claw tool of hers. So if you don't keep up with that claw's mechanical structure, there's a likelihood that one or more of them will get stuck. And you don't need that happening when you're out there on the field. She'd have knowledge of how that specific tool works and can probably upgrade it.

Lyn loses both of her arms during the Fourth Ninja War and gains prosthetics after. She makes ninja tools after the war and gives up her assassination gig. However she's always modifying the new arms she's been given. Adding ninja tools in to them, trying to find places to hide good weapons. At first there were only single blades hidden, then she figured out a way to modify her hands to add the claws she used to have when she was younger.

She loses one of her arms to Zabuza's executioner's blade while trying to deflect it with the claw's housing. It took her a while to understand "GET AWAY" being yelled at her by her friend. Lyn had to continue on; picking up a blade from a dead shinobi and using her non-dominant hand to fight with it. Kiyoko ended up healing what was left of that arm so Lyn could keep going.

Jutsu: (Earth Release)

Earthen Rising Spears - Similar to below, she's known to turn the ground into her personal battlefield... and using it against her enemies.

Rock Spear - this one is REALLY similar to her being able to use the ground as a weapon...

Rock Pillar Spears - Well well well if it isn't the rock version of what she does with metal.

Inescapable Hell - Oh is that how she's getting away with those killings... she's hiding them... hah.

Stone Prison - It's a very small windowless cell made of stone. Square room, with a roof. Can be used in combination with Rising Spears to make it an Earthen Iron Maiden.

Aaand the only water one she can do:

Hidden Mist Technique - The get the fuck outta here ability.

She's already got an AU:

Lyn "Sanura" Momochi

She is Zabuza's older sister, still plotting that one out though. Keep track of this page 👀

She works with him as a mercenary and is a ruthless bitch.

Ok she's really not that cruel... toward those working with her brother or him.

Enemies though? She's a monster.

Mercy? What's that?

In New Era she probably makes ninja tools like no tomorrow when she's older and has given up killing or does it on the side... X: Whatever brings in money...

Actually she has two AUs!

This one's simple to explain! They moved to Konoha for a better life because when her brothers were born, her mother died. This would have made it a struggle to afford anything. So moving was the best option!

Okay Four.

Demon Slayer:

A Demon Slayer who has an oddly insatiable bloodlust. She has the determination to chase a demon down and wear them out. There's also a chance she'll toy with them as well. She's no innocent lady and has taken a quite few demons out on her own. Though she's getting to the point where they're getting stronger... too strong for her to take on solo. But it would take a lot for her to admit she needs help.

Tag:

V: I’LL CHASE YOU TILL THE SUN COMES UP; THEN WHAT? QUENCH MY BLOOD LUST DEMON!; Lyn Domen

Full Metal Alchemist:

Lyn is a matter manipulating mutant who had broken through a time/space rift due to another mutant who's a demi-god. She can preform alchemy without a circle because of her ability. Though she has no way home, she'd be looking for help in Amestris with figuring out a way back to New York City.

Tag:

V: My friend warped time and space and I found a world where my powers are everywhere?; Lyn “Sanura”

TAGS:

V: TBD; Eat a claw why don't ya?; Lyn

V: Might as well be a murderous duo huh?; Lyn Momochi || Zabuza

V: They call me a genius when it comes to tools!; Lyn Momochi (Part 1 and Shippuden)

V: Of course I'm alone; all assassins are; Lyn Momochi (Blank Period and New Era)

V: My claws talk for me; I’m a living weapon!; Lyn Domen || Konoha AU

V: Sharp teeth; sharp claw; wild hair; don't care; Lyn Domen || Crack

V: Master of Mechanical Ninja tools; Lyn Domen || Akatsuki

V: I do just fine by myself; know my way around a blade and some jutsu; Lyn Domen || Part I

V: They say; pain is all in the mind. But they’re wrong; it’s all in my hands; Lyn Domen || Shippuden

V: Storm of blood; born from blood; of our fallen brothers; Thunder stilled; oaths fulfilled; now we yearn for freedom; Lyn Domen || Ninja War Tag

V: To sunset blood-red skies; tranquil after the storm; Lyn Domen || New Era

Otherwise, she's pretty damn scary lmao.

Ok... She was cute once.

Grew up to be someone dangerous.

With a lot of hair.

#AWWW HELL YEAH #I got her to fit in kinda also I HATE FEET.#She'd probably be a contracted assassin of some sort.#🎨Character art🖌#OOC: {I'm just so tired}#-finger guns- YOU CAN NINJA TOOL SOME WOLVERINE CLAWS AND CALL IT A DAY!#Question is; am I serious about rping her here?#Y'know... I don't have much of a back story to go on... so I guess if you wanna rp with her; just ask.

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rusomnia · 3 years

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pulled an accidental allnighter that is now a twenty-four hour and sleep call

let's go

#yeah this happens sometimes #i just go with it normally #i mine so much #and sleep so little #that was a joke sushi don't kill me #discord #online friends #minecraft #allnighters

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kilbygrl · 2 years

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I NEED A SECOND; jack harlow

pairing: jack harlow x fem!reader

category: smut. MINORS DNI or you'll be blocked.

summary: date night with your fuck buddy, jack.

warnings: oral sex (both recieving), fingering, overstimulation, slight slapping, mentions of punishment, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it), if i missed something lmk.

masterlist

a/n: hello my babies, i didnt really got so much energy to write anything new today so here's an old piece of mine, hope y'all like it. this is really purely smut, straight to sex.

You jump into Jack's lap as soon as he walks into your house. You invited him to eat and consequently have sex, since it's the best thing you two do together. He is startled at first, but then he puts his arms around your waist, kissing you. His hands travel down your body, stopping at your ass which is only covered by your panties since you're wearing nothing but it and a big shirt.

“I missed you” you say, giving him a few pecks.

“Me too” he mumbles, walking over to your couch.

He sits up and you stand on top of him, swinging each leg to either side of his body. You reach for his lips again and kiss him harder this time, purposefully griding on his cock, which was already showing signs of life. You weren't going to have sex before you two ate, but seeing his horny gaze makes you feel great, especially when he's aroused.

“I'm going to put on some clothes,” you say, planting kisses across his jaw.

“If it was up to me, you could go nude” pulls your shirt up, facing your uncovered breasts.

“Yeah, but it’s not” you take his hands off, getting up from his lap “I'll be right back”

You walk up to your room, stopping in front of your lingerie drawer and look for something nice. You decide to wear a bra that looks more like a top as it covers half of your belly. You grab one of your pretty but plain panties, since you know Jack will end up ripping them off at the end of the day. You put on shorts with a light fabric on top, and you don't worry about picking a shirt, you know you look so fucking good.

You go back to the living room and there he is, sitting and fiddling with his inseparable cell phone. You call him, and he looks at you pointing to the kitchen and walking there. Soon the curly gets the message he gets up, walking right behind you. You sit in one of the chairs at the table that’s not too big, since you don't need more than that. Jack sits next to you, placing one of his hands on your leg, this one doesn't miss a chance.

“New lingerie?” he asks, running his eyes over your breasts.

“Mhm, did you like it?” you give a genuine smile, running your hands down your waist.

"For real, can’t we skip the food part?" he raises his hand more, stopping it right next to your panties.

“I'm hungry” you pout “And I swear the ceviche is wonderful”

“Okay, we really need to talk.” He takes his hand off your leg and takes his chopsticks.

“We need?” you ask with a raised eyebrow.

“I need your company for a wedding, next month” you choke on wine, what?

“I don't know if…” you can’t finish your sentence before he interrupts you.

“You don't have to answer now, okay? Think and talk to me, but I would really like you to go with me” he says in an affectionate tone and you nod.

He is your best friend, and excluding the amazing sex, he's always here for everything you need, even if it's to take a pregnancy test when a symptom hits, or to go to Alaska to ski, if you can ski there. You can't let him down, since he himself wants you to go, you sure can.

“I’ll go” you say after swallowing one of your sushi rolls.

“You decide it quickly” he jokes, bringing the glass to his mouth.

“Returning favors.” you reach for his face and kiss his jaw.

He just smiles at you and we go back to eating. After you finished eating, you had asked him to put on some music while you tidy up in the kitchen, and he obeyed you, like a good boy. If Jack heard thoughts, he would probably kill you for calling him a good boy.

“Ready?” the blonde suddenly hugs you from behind while you put the dirty bowls in the sink.

“For?” you ask, playing dumb.

He doesn't answer, just turns you around in a sudden movement, making you face him. You cover your smile by giving him a soft kiss, which soon becomes a hot kiss. His hands go straight to your ass as he guides you to the counter, sitting you down. Without any hesitation, his hands go into your shorts and underwear at the same time. His huge fingers brush your lips, making you tear your mouths apart to moan. In seconds, his belt is unbuttoned, along with his pants, which Jack does the favor of lowering them along with his black boxers. You bite your bottom lip as you take his cock, feeling your mouth water. Jack pulls you closer with his free arm, rubbing his cock against you. He knows all your weaknesses.

“Moan for me, baby” he says into your ear, rubbing it against your clit.

"Jack..." you wanted to scream his name from all corners, but you know he'll punish you if you do.

"What do you want baby? You can ask me anything” he bites your neck.

“Can you eat me out?” you use a more innocent tone, knowing that it drives him crazy.

“You want me to eat you out, uh?” you nod, feeling your body contract, since he had only increased the pace of his movements.

He stops at once, causing you to let out a groan of frustration. He puts his boxers back on, but takes his pants, doing the same with his button-down shirt. You feel your clothes burn your body, if you take your clothes, you know he will punish you in one way or another, and you’re not really up to it now. Harlow, for some reason, loves to run his hand through your body while taking you clothes off, and you can’t judge him, you know you’re hot.

He guides you to your room, laying you down on the bed. He unties your shorts that had a slight bow at the waist and takes them off your body in seconds, and as you expected, your lace panties are ripped, turning into another piece of cloth. Mental note: no more panties when having sex with him. Not that you fuck anyone but him, but, yeah.

“Do you want me to touch you here, baby?” he spreads your legs wider, running his middle finger along your slit and you nod, feeling your skin crawl “Use your words”

"Yes, plese...” you beg, taking a breath, but a slap is landed on your thigh.

Jack is satisfied and lowers himself, coming face to face with your pussy. His hot tongue slides across your clit, making your cry out loud. Good thing you don't have neighbors that close. He continues with calm, slow movements, driving you crazy. You want to yell at him and tell him to go faster, but you lack the courage. You start to move against his mouth, hoping he gets the message. But he continues with the slow movements, does he want to make you go crazy?

“Please go faster,” you mutter under your breath, bringing your right hand to his already messy hair.

Jack seems to understand and moves her tongue faster, making you sigh. He is definitely perfect, always gives his best and does everything to please both of you in the same way. You could clearly start to fall for him if you hadn't talked about it earlier, but your "friends with benefits" relationship is enough for you.

Your body goes into spasms as soon as you feel something different, if he keeps up with the same rhythm, you'll come in a few minutes. Said and done, the wonderful sensation of an orgasm invades your body as you bite your lip, pulling Jack’s hair harder, but before you can recover from your orgasm, the blonde thrusts two of his huge fingers into you, moving them at medium speed. This bitch is insatiable.

“Fuck, Y/N. You're so tight.” he bites your thigh, moving his hand faster “Fucked you so many times but you can’t barely fit my fingers in”

He climbs up his torso, so his face is facing breasts that are still covered by the laced bra. He pushes the cloth away from you left breast with his free hand, running his tongue over your sensitive nipple. You arch your back, letting out a loud groan as he hits a point unknown to you until this moment. He notices and picks up his pace, hitting it repeatedly. Fuck, it's the best thing you’ve ever felt in your life. You feel your second orgasm approaching, and you bring your hands to your hair strands, tugging at them. You can't contain your moans, being even louder.

“Jack” you moan his name, coming once more and going into ecstasy.

Your eyes automatically close and your body spasms. Jack takes his fingers from you, and calls your name, making you half open your eyes.

“I need a second,” you say between heavy breaths, trying to recover.

“You look so beautiful after an orgasm,” he murmurs, putting the two fingers that were inside you on his mouth, sucking them.

You can't contain a little smile, showing that you’re satisfied. You feel recovered, and sit up in bed, pulling your bra up, leaving your breasts free. Jack watches you, licking his lips. You grab his hand and pull it, making him come on top of you again. He fits between your legs, pressing your lips together.

“I want to suck you” you say with your faces still close, taking your hands to the waistline of his boxers that still haven't been completely removed.

“You're being a bad girl.” you feel his breath on your face.

“I'll let you punish me later” you bring your lips to his earlobe and give a light suck, gathering all your strength to change positions.

After you can get on top, you let a few kisses down his jaw, moving towards his neck. You bite the spot, giving a few simple kisses right after. You decide not spend more time there and then you’re on your knees on the floor, facing the black piece. You raise your gaze to the curly, who expresses anticipation. It wasn't the first, and possibly not the last, time you’d do this, but each time it was a different experience. You tug at the underwear, pulling it out in desperation. You run your tongue over your lips as soon as you see his cock in front of you. Holy shit, what a man.

You take your hand to his length and make back and forth movements, watching him throw his head back and let out a loud groan. That's what you want to hear. You take your hand off him for a few seconds and put your hair into a bun, just so they don't get in the way. Jack turns her gaze to you, and give him a dirty smile. You stick your tongue out and run it over his head, feeling the taste of pre-cum. You decide to get it over with soon and put everything that fits into your mouth at once, stimulating the rest with your right hand.

Jack brings one of his hands to your hair, coordinating your movements with your head. You hear his moans getting louder and louder, followed by long sighs. You lift your gaze to him, not straying from the main thing. His head was still thrown back, while a few drops of sweat ran down his body. Fuck, he drives you crazy doing nothing. The movements of his hand on you head increase, making you almost choke. He can really be a little rough at times.

You feel his veins thicken and help him, sucking his cock more precisely. In seconds liquid from him is expelled, rushing down your throat at once. Jack lets out a loud grunt, tugging at your hair this time. You take your mouth away from him, wiping the corners of your lips with your left index finger, while your right hand grips his thigh.

“Did I do well?” you ask with a smirk as he adjusts his posture, looking at you still on your knees.

“You're always great, darling” he replies, making you shiver.

You get up, sitting on his lap. You wrap your arms around his torso and watch his face. Amazing how he can be fucking handsome in any condition.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" he arches an eyebrow and you shake your head, chuckling lightly.

“Is nothing. It's just because we're like Jack and Y/N today, nothing more. We rarely do that.” you shrug, burying you head on his neck.

“It doesn't matter if we're Y/N and Jack or anything else, the important thing is that we fuck really well together.” He shifts your position, getting on top of you.

"Hey, was I trying to be cute?" it was supposed to be a statement, but it sounded more like a question.

“We're here for sex, baby. Not to be cute.” he brings his mouth to one of your breasts and nibbles at your nipple. You throw your head back, biting your bottom lip.

“You could bring me flowers later, that would be sweet of you” you tease him, letting out a light laugh.

“Okay, Y/N, now shut up,” he says, already impatient.

You laugh again, putting your hands over your face. Jack returns his attention to you, burying his head in your bare neck. His dick finds your clit, griding on it, as you feel more turned on. You remove your hands from your face and place them in Jack's hair, tugging at him as he increases his movements. You let out a few melodious moans, wanting him to fuck you soon enough.

“Fuck, Jack, get on with it,” you complain, biting your bottom lip.

He obeys you, but not in the way you expected. The blonde enters on you all at once, making you scream. Not like this, damn it. His hands grip your waist and his body moves against yours frantically. Yeah, you can't deny that this is good. He completely gets out of you and enters again, repeating the movements several times. You roll your eyes in pleasure, digging your not-so-long nails into his back.

Jack shifts our positions again, sitting on the bed. When you’re on top of his cock again, you turn onto your back, fitting yourself into his body. You fit him into you, taking a deep breath as you start to go up and down on his dick. You hear his melodic moans and you can't control yours either. The curly takes his hands to your waist, helping you with the movements. You lean your head on his shoulder, feeling a light trickle of sweat covers your entire body. Jack bites your back, bringing one of his hands to one of your breasts and the other continues to support you as you ride into his lap.

You end up changing positions again, this time Jack turns your face down on the bed and spreads your legs, going all in on you again. Motherfucker. You bite your bottom lip just as he slaps your ass, feeling heat take over the area. You’re sure his hand was completely marked there. You feel your third orgasm approaching as he grabs your waist, pulling your body against his. You can hear your skins bumping as sighs escape his beautiful mouth. You can't see him, but your intuition tells you his head is thrown back and saliva is running down his lips. You moan picturing him in like this.

"Baby, you're still on birth control, aren't you?" he asks, and you mumble a positive answer.

You were used to have sex without a condom, because you forced him to do all the STD tests with you and you started taking the pill regularly, just to avoid any headaches.

“Faster” your voice is muffled and you feel your head spin.

He picks up speed, moaning louder this time. You feel your stomach tighten, and you grip the pillows burying your face on it. Your third orgasm of the night hits you, and you open your mouth, closing your eyes. You let out a loud moan and then Jack comes too, spewing all of his cum into you. The blonde slows down, stopping for good. He comes out of you, laying down.

“Holy shit, not fucking you for a while is worth later,” he mutters to you and you nod, still recovering.

"Can we cuddle together pretending to be lovers because we can't get up?" you ask, still with your eyes closed.

“We can.” Jack encircles your waist, pulling you to him.

You lay your head on his shoulder, fitting your naked bodies together. You leave a light kiss on his chest as he strokes your hair.

“Thanks.” you open your eyes, looking into his blue eyes.

“For what?”

“I don't know, just thanks.” you shrug.

“You're weird, Y/N” you hear him laugh.

“I know” you finish sleepily and suppress a smile, snuggling closer to his body.

Sleep invades you and you feel at home, you loved the post-sex moments with Jack. You let yourself go, and you sleep, right there, hoping you don't wake up so early, and when you do, he'll still be there, with you.

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