#that tweet still makes me laugh so much tho

[coilovesskz]

Perfect - LEE KNOW

pairing: idol!minho x fem!reader

word count: 0.9k

warnings: insecure reader, hurt comfort, lots of crying, cursing, pls dont let this make you think things about yourself 🙏🏾

A/N : I actually, love this?!?! Incredibly self indulgent! PS : YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!!! Despite anything anyone says please know you are perfect the way you are, even tho it may not seem like that.

“You could have anyone you want, why would you want to be with me? I’m nothing special..” - Jealousy- eye dress

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You were having a hard time recently. You and your boyfriend had finally gotten the go ahead to make your relationship public from his company. You wanted this, to let everyone know you were his, and you had gotten tons of support from fans, but there was still the hate.

The hate was small at first, a negative comment here and there. You knew this was going to happen, you just weren’t prepared for how much it would actually affect you.

You went from laughing it off, to it making you insecure, to crying. The post about you, the comments about how “ugly” and “fat” you are. The numerous tweets that criticize every single thing you do. It made every last day feel like hell.

Now you were here, reading the comments you swore that you would stop reading as streams of tears ran down your face. You know you shouldn’t be doing this, that it’s not good for you. But you can’t help but feel like you somehow deserved this.

“Y/n, im home!” You heard Minho’s voice say. Fuck. He must have gotten off of work early, he’s not supposed to be home for another hour.

You quickly try to gather yourself as you hear him put down his bag, walking towards the door. You tuck your phone away, before looking for someway to cover your face, but he was already at the door.

“Y/n, how was your d-“ he stops as he takes in your expression. Your eyes were puffy and red, and you just had a genuinely tired look on your face.

“Baby, what’s wrong?” He asks, trying to find out why you appeared as if you had been crying, and most importantly, why you were trying to hide it from him.

“N-nothing.” You lied, and he knew it. Before you could protest he was already sitting on the bed, pulling you into his arms. Minho looked at you with gentle eyes, silently coaxing you to speak. And like a chain reaction, you started sobbing, hiding your face in his shirt.

He immediately started running his hand up and down your back, making you cry even louder, if that was even possible.

“I- I just-“ you tried to say, but the tears made in sound like pathetic chokes as all the emotions you were trying to keep from him, desperately left you.

“It’s ok, take your time.” He whispers, trying to soothe your crying whilst also allowing you to finish. He knew that you needed to get all of this off of your chest.

After a few minutes, you finally stop crying. You peel your face away from Minho’s now soaked shirt, not that it mattered to him anyways. His soft and glossy eyes met yours, giving you all the freedom to speak up when you were ready.

“I was reading comments about me, and it made me start thinking. I don’t deserve you. You deserve better than me, you could be dating any other person, but you’re dating me. I’m not pretty, I’m not that smart, I’m just everything that you aren’t. You’re beautiful min, you’re so talented and smart. I’m nothing, I’m not special at all.” You choked out, letting everything that was pent up in your mind free.

You reconnected your eyes with his, feeling a little guilty when you saw a fresh tear roll out of Minho’s eyes.

When he didn’t respond, a pit of worry built in your stomach. You thought this was the moment that he was going to admit that everything the comments said were in fact true.

You tried to pull away, but his firm arms kept you in place. You looked away, ashamed to even be in his presence, but he brought up a hand and turned your face towards his.

“How did those thoughts come into that pretty brain of yours, hm? You’re so smart y/n, you’re the smartest person I know. You’re incredibly talented at what you do as well. Don’t even get me started, on how beautiful you are. You’re so fucking beautiful that it makes my head spin. You drive me crazy, you know that? You know how hard it is to keep my composure when you wear that dress of yours, how quick my heart races when you simply look at me, and how you make me feel like I’ve ascended to heaven when you simply flash your gorgeous smile at me. God, you’re so intoxicating. I can’t even imagine how these thoughts appeared in your mind when you’re so perfect.”

You were not sure when you began crying again. You thought he didn’t love you anymore, that he was just keeping you around because he didn’t have the heart to tell you. But his confession was anything but that.

“I love you so much, I love you so much that it scares me sometimes. You mean everything to me ok? Let me love you so much that you never think of anything like that ever again.” He asks gently.

“Okay…” you stammer timidly. The things be said repeating in your mind, coaxing your brain like honey and making anything negative thoughts scatter.

“I’m going to run a bath for us now, ok?” He suggested, and you nodded yes before he walked away, starting the water.

Your eyes watered again, this time not out of pain, but out of love. You no longer had to second guess how much love he had for you, you knew now.

You knew that no matter what you were going through, he would always be there for you. No matter what.

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back to the surface..🌊🫧

#stray kids #straykids x reader #skz fluff #skz #skz x reader #lee know #lee minho #lee know x reader #skz hurt/comfort

[abiiors]

self indulgent because i was sad last night and doing the math on time change it was about 9 hours between where i am and where matty is (lol do i have a problem?) currently being attacked before 10 am with his ripped shirt

but maybe reader had a tough day at work and was not as good with communication as they normally would be with their long distance agreements, and just tries to keep it together when matty can finally get a hold of her and ask what’s up and he’s so sweet telling her she can always complain to him about her crappy days he wants to be the one she can lean on when she needs the extra care

aww babe, i’m so sorry. i hope you’re feeling better now tho <3

just something small and fluffy!

you have not left the bed for a few hours now. 

in fact, you haven’t left the bed at all since coming back from work and throwing yourself onto it; work clothes and all. normally, the thought of being in bed with outside clothes would have made you cringe. today, however, exhaustion dictates everything. 

your phone, plugged into its charger, buzzes on the nightstand for the tenth time. you already know it’s matty, sending a reel or a funny tweet or even just a random message about something silly but the thought of extending your arm to pick up the phone is too much. everything is too much. 

and so, matty and his messages remain unseen. 

you close your eyes again, thinking of all the work piling up in your inbox at this moment. no matter how much you do, it seems unending—something new always getting thrown at you when you’re least expecting it. 

your phone buzzes again. and this time it keeps buzzing. it’s a phone call. 

groaning, you inch your body close to the nightstand like a pathetic worm and tilt the phone to look at the caller id. of course, it’s matty. and of course you can’t ignore him again. it would be cruel to make him worry about you when he’s all the way in america; on another continent, in a time zone hours behind you. 

“hi baby,” you answer with as much cheer as you can muster. it’s a facetime call and there’s no other option but to plaster a saccharine-sweet smile on your face. 

“hi my darling,” he smiles before launching into his story. “so you know how i’ve been making a set list for the next show? well, ross and i thought it’d be hilarious if—what’s wrong?”

it’s like his entire mood shifts between one word and the next, the cheeky smile fading away into a frown and you feel yourself grimace. 

“what?” you sit up, propped up against the pillows and acting like you have no idea what he’s talking about. “what do you mean, what’s wrong.”

matty’s lips press into a straight line. he’s not impressed, and he’s not happy with you either. because his eyes are trained on your soft grey blouse which is certainly not something you wear at home or to bed. 

“you’re playing dumb, love,” he scolds lightly, “what’s wrong?”

“i don’t wanna start, matty. i’ll get over it, i promise.” you feel your lip wobbling halfway through that reassurance. still, a deep, shaky breath composes you a little. “i want to hear about the set list. come on.”

but matty’s having none of it. “you can hear about it when you tell me what’s wrong.”

letting out a loud sigh you wonder if it’s worth getting into. this is going to lead to more frustration and crying and he’s not even here to hug you till every other worry disappears. no, he’s not here to dote on you and let you whine like a baby about every minor (and major) inconvenience. 

internally, you curse america and his stupid band and the stupid shows and probably everything else you can think of in the ten second span before matty speaks again. 

“talk to me, darling,” he urges gently, “you’ve not talked to me all day.”

it’s true. you have been rather shit at communicating today. sighing, you give in. 

“it’s work,” a dry laugh, “it’s always work.”

matty’s eyes soften in sympathy. he knows it’s been a bit hard lately. for him too, being on the road is never easy but he knows it’s worse for you. that being away for too long makes your separation anxiety start acting up. 

“tell me more.”

“i don’t wanna complain to you all the time, babe. it’s always the same thing. it gets too much, i get overwhelmed and come crying to you. the same cycle.”

if he were here right now, he would already be letting you cry into his chest, kissing it all better. but since he is not, you have to resort to smushing your face into his pillow and groaning in frustration. 

“okay you listen to me,” his voice is stern but his eyes remain soft and loving. “you never. ever. have to worry about complaining to me. ever. now tell me more about what’s bothering you at work.”

you swallow past the lump in your throat and sniffle lightly. “it’s just all so much, matty. the thought of logging into my emails tomorrow makes me want to cry. there are so many that i haven’t even opened yet.”

he stays quiet for a second, a pensive expression on his face before he breaks out into another smile. 

“alright, time to bring out the big guns.” he walks around his hotel room in search of something—his laptop, it becomes clear a moment later—before plopping down onto his bed. 

“tell me your login details.”

“what?” there’s confusion written all over your face. 

“i’m not doing anything stupid, love. just give me your login details.”

“not that i don’t trust you,” you reply cautiously, “but what are you doing?”

“offering you my precious personal assistant services,” he beams. “they are in high demand, mind you. now come on. login details. i’m just going to sort your emails for you.”

his words unleash the floodgates. through grateful sobs and quiet sniffles, you rattle off the email id and password—it’s his name and your anniversary date which makes him giggle and reveal that his password is almost identical. your name and birthday. 

once you’ve calmed down a bit and wiped your nose on your shirt sleeve like a child, you take a proper look at him—slightly tired, but happy and smiling. and handsome as ever. 

“thank you,” you whisper, “i mean it, babe. this helps so much.”

“anything for you,” he smiles and then narrows his eyes. “next time,” his finger is right in front of you, occupying the better part of the screen, “if you shut down on me again… i was almost worried, you know?”

“i’m sorry,” you pout, knowing it’s his weakness. he has no chance of keeping his resolve in front of the pout. he breaks; shaking his head while trying to contain his smile.

“now," you return his small smile, "tell me about this set list…”

#✉️ #♤: matty blurbs #the 1975 #matty healy #matty healy x reader #matty healy x you #matty x reader #matty x you #matty healy fluff #the 1975 fluff #matty healy blurb

[seattlesellie]

I have big ass titties (I don’t know the exact cup size bc fuck a bra but trust me they be BIG) and me and my gf have been together for 5 yrs and when we first started talking I was stalking her Twitter and saw that she retweeted something like “big ass small titties are the best combo) and 5 yrs later I still can’t let it go. So we will be doing shit in bed and she will have my nipple in her mouth having a grand old time and I will just randomly say “I thought big ass small tits is the best combo tho?” And she always looks at me like a wounded upset child with my nip still in her mouth and it makes me laugh so hard every time. SORRY THIS IS SO RANDOM DHAKSNAOAKAK I JUST SAW THE BOOB DISCOURSE AND FELT LIKE SHARING

u have no idea how much i can relate to this fjsjjdjd before i started dating my ex i stalked tf out of her on social media n she tweeted something like “brunettes 😍” n im literally blonde and i’ll always remember that tweet 😭 id always be like “im gonna dye my hair ig!!!” and she’d get so upset

#𓏲 ࣪₊♡𓂃 anon 🎀

[just-my-type-x]

Night Outs and Nightclubs

Angst

A/N: whatever i say in this imagine is purely fictional. In no way am i targeting Brad of having this type of behaviour and in no way am i projecting his behaviour in this imagine as being real in his day-to-day lifestyle. + another A/N at the end, pls read that before u start the imagine ♥️

Synopsis: y/n is also an artist and she recently has a radio interview where she has to confront the fans' rumours about her and Brad being more than friends. Her answer makes Brad reconsider their situation and take wrong decisions.

I put the headphones on my head and wait for Chris to introduce me to our listeners. I take a deep breath and say hi to everyone listening, followed by him applauding.

"Thank you, thank you", i laugh and he moves his microphone closer to his mouth

"Welcome back to BBC Radio 1, y/n, it's so good to have you back, it's been a while."

"Thank you, Chris. I know.. It's been like two years?", i ask him and we both frown, thinking about it.

"I think so, yeah. How have you been, love?"

"We're still not going to date, mate", he bursts out laughing and i smirk at the camera that's filming us

"I didn't even get friendzoned, i got matezoned. Well, this is new for me. But seriously, how have you been, what's new? I saw you were a supporting act for The Vamps on their latest tour. How did that work out for you? Since you've been in the game for almost as much as them, how was the experience of being a supportive act? ", he asks while checking his notes for any missing questions

"I've been very well, thank you, I'm very proud of my latest music video and I'm so glad it received its deserved praise haha. Secondly, i loved supporting the boys, they're great company and I've known them for a lifetime to be honest. It felt like a very refreshing time, because I had just gotten back from my tour and i stuttered a bit before agreeing to support them, but I'm glad i made the right decision.", i smile and take a sip of my coffee

"That's so nice to hear. I will say tho that I've seen a lot of comments regarding your reason for touring with them and if you don't mind, let's clear some things up for your fans, shall we?", he asks and pins me with his eyes, asking me, in a way, if i feel comfortable doing so. I agree and take another deep breath, making sure it can't be heard in my mic. "A lot of fans said that you're involved with one of The Vamps boys and that's the reason you actually went om tour with them. Also, a lot of people had pointed out that your boyfriend hasn't been in the picture for some time. Did anything happen?"

I chuckle before answering and i bite my lip. "He hasn't been in the picture because we broke up two or three months into the greatest hits tour. It was a really tough breakup because i didn't see it coming, honestly, i just woke up one day and my relationship was over."

"Was there a certain reason for the breakup?"

"Actually, yes, and it sucks because it was based on rumours. He saw a lot of comments, tweets, posts on Instagram about Brad and I and there were people shipping us, others were speculating about what we're doing, how they think we're closer as the days go by... Apparently he thought i was cheating on him with Brad and he decided to believe some rumours, rather than believing his 2 year girlfriend.",i exhale sharply when i finish talking

"You know he wasn't the right one when you see him do something dumb like this. No offence tho.", Chris chuckles and i smile. "Was there anything in particular that made things believe that?"

"Oh my Gosh, Chris, not you too.", we laugh and i take another sip of my coffee. "No, i would never date Brad. We work together way too much, we have the same management, record label, it'll be way too complicated. What people don't know it's that we wouldn't be allowed to work this much together afterwards and it would be a pity."

"There you have it folks. You heard it here first. This is BBC Radio 1 and we'll be back in 2".

We take our headphones off and take a quick break.

~~~~

I enter Tristan's apartment and throw my bag on the sofa and take off my shoes. I don't live in London, so whenever i have press interviews or radios to attend to, Tristan offered to let me stay with him for those few days. We've always been really close and helped each other with anything, so I'm really glad he offered to do that. I enter the kitchen and i raise an eyebrow when i see Tristan having lunch with Brad.

"Hello there", i say surprised and walk over to hug Brad.

"Hey", he says with a cold voice, but i brush it off almost immediately

"What are you doing here?"

"I have writing sessions with Olly Murs and Mabel these 2 weeks", his attention falls back on his food and i nod, giving Tristan a questioning look. He shrugs his shoulders and takes a bite of his pasta. I murmur a quick ok and head to the fridge to get a water bottle.

"You have food in that bag, we wanted it to keep warm until you got home. Oh and we're going out tonight. Are you feeling groovy?", Tris asks as he dances around me with his pasta plate in his hands. I laugh and catch him by the waist to stop moving around.

"I don't think so, i was supposed to meet up with a friend tonight. I'll see for sure later, but I'm definitely not down for a nightclub.", i chuckle and sit at the table to eat. Brad looks at me from the other end of the table with a sad look and i frown, but he gets up and puts his dishes in the sink.

Hours go by and i end up staying at home, watching tiktoks, when a friend texts me.

F: ayy, y/n, how come you never introduced me to Brad and Tristan before?

I look confused at the text

Me: no reason, why?

F: sent you a video

F: sent you a video

F: sent you 4 photos

My eyes grow wide at the screen, as my chest tightens with a weird feeling. Brad's leaning on five different girls, talking to them so close to their faces that he might as well kiss them. Unless he, of course, did, as i scroll through the photos and i see him kissing one of the girls from the previous video.

Me: they're so drunk :))

F: wtf no, they haven't drunk anything so far. They're for real having fun:))

I leave her on read as i feel some jealousy creeping in. While we were touring, after my breakup, Brad and i did get really comfortable and maybe too friendly with each other. We had a lot of fun together and we would always hang out before the show and backstage. It went on like this for about 3 months and every day i felt closer to him. But what i said in the interview was true, there were so many factors that our relationship might have messed up. Tho our management is very chill and gives us freedom to do whatever we want, we wouldn't bd able to work together on most occasions. And i know he's aware of that too. He's also the one to say this first, how their career is now at a peak it hasn't been in a while, so they don't want that to get messed up. I'm also their friend, i can't be so selfish that I'd prefer to be with Brad and mess up with their scheduling and work days.

I toss the phone to my side and almost an hour later, i hear the keys in the lock. I check the time and it's a bit past 2AM,which is weird for any of them to be home at this hour.

I wait until the door is closed and i get out of the guest's room, only to find Brad taking off his shoes, his eyes scanning my exposed legs because of the pj shorts.

"Where's Tris?", i ask, crossing my arms at my chest

"He left with someone, he'll be back in the morning", Brad manages to offer me a half smile and i almost rolled my eyes at him, but he turned his back at me to get to his room.

I follow him and i lean on the door frame and watch from behind him how he unbuttons his shirt.

"I saw you had fun tonight", a chuckle leaves his mouth, followed by a shake of his head

"Oh yeah, wild night actually. Your friend is awesome", i swallow the heavy feeling in my throat and straighten my position in the doorframe. He turns around to face me and my eyes fall on his exposed chest and abdomen.

"You had fun with my friend?", my voice is a bit more raised

"Does that bother you? She didn't seem to be", he smirks and takes off his shirt, throwing it on the bed.

"Bradley..", i warn and get closer to him. He raises an eyebrow, waiting for me to continue. "You were on every single girl in that club, why did you have to hook up with my friend?", i throw my hands around and he smirks

"I didn't hook up only with her, don't be so dramatic", my cheeks heat up from his words

"Brad, did you really make out with those girls?"

"Are you jealous? Does it bother you? If yes, why?", Brad sits on the bed and waits for me to answer, but i just stare at him. "Good, because since you'll never date me, i have no reason to wait for you", he gets up again and walks toward his bathroom

"Wait for me? What are you talking about? And stop showing me your back when you're talking to me!", i walk in front of him and press my pointing finger on his well defined chest

"You're a smart woman, y/n, figure it out. I need to shower, please move out of the way or i will pick you up and throw you on my bed.", Brad's eyes darken at his own words and out breathing gets heavier.

"Bradley, answer me", i hold his gaze and i feel my eyes burn in the back of my head. Hr walks closer to me and i walk backwards until i hit the bathroom door with my back, his face dangerously close to mine.

"Stop saying my name like that", he almost whispers and i put my hands on his abdomen, pushing him back a few steps

"Stop being as close to me as you were with those girls"

"So you really are jealous. Why tho? You said really clearly that you'll never date me. I moved on with my life", Brad walks away from me, putting his shirt back on, since it doesn't look like he's gonna shower soon.

"Is this about my interview this morning?", i frown at him, but he stays silent, buttoning his shirt. "What would you have wanted me to say? That I'm in love with you and that i was so glad my ex broke up with me? I've gotten so many dms and comments about you and i, i saw how people see us and how nobody wants me next to you. It was a lie so i could take the attention off us for a while in 5 months. ", i take a deep breath and he scratches the back of his head. "Why couldn't you just ask me? Talk to me? You went out and made out with all those girls for what?"

"So you're saying it's my fault i screwed up", he let's his arms fall next to his body, his palms hitting his thighs

"I wasn't the one clubbing tonight", i cross my arms at my chest and we stay in silence a few moments.

"Fuck", Brad swears and takes two big steps until he reaches me and cups my face with hid hands, crushing his lips on mine, his tongue licking my bottom lip. I give him permission and his tongue touches mine with every movement and my teeth sink in his bottom lip, pulling at it gently. His hands fall on my ass, tracing the form of my ass cheeks. I take a step forward, getting closer to him, pulling at his shirt collar and keeping him close to my body. "Fuck, y/n", he moans and i push him on the bed. He falls back and holds himself up with his elbows, watching my every move. I get on top of him and i straddle his lap, his hand forming a chokehold on my neck as he pulls me to kiss him. He falls back on the bed and i lean more on him, not breaking the kiss. Brad's other hand holds my waist and the other one frees my neck, caressing my breasts with it before moving it to my waist too.

"Is this a mistake?", i break the kiss and i ask him, heavily breathing.

"I don't care", he answers, his lips back on mine.

A/N: i couldn't fit this at the beginning bc it was too much, so, I also have to apologise for something. I wrote this over yesterday when that club video went out and over today, while i was in class, and i didn't know the entire story behind what actually happened behind the scenes of that video until now. I apologise and if the story wasn't already finished and scheduled for today, i wouldn't have posted this imagine. At first i loved how it would've been a great context, but now i know more things and i really don't want it to seem disrespectful or look like I've profited off that. Again, I'm not trying to picture Brad's behaviour as being like this in reality or that his behaviour should be taken for granted.

#brad simpson imagine #brad simpson smut #brad simpson #brad simpson x reader #bradley will simpson #brad simpson x y/n

[spaceyflowerswriting]

hehe, can i please request vin jin relationship headcanons? (gn)

vin jin relationship headcanons

details: general canon au, gender neutral reader

a/n: ofc u can anon!! here u go, thank u for requesting~

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> he'll view the relationship between you two pretty lightly at the beginning but as time passes and he grows to fully trust you, he never wants to let you go after realizing how much you mean to him

> so it starts like "damn this person actually likes me and i also like them, that's so sick" to "Oh We Are So Ride Or Die Lovers"

> being his partner means being besties with his bestie mary, too, or at least good friends with her!

> when it's not you three hanging out, it's just vin jin being attached to you <3

> always holding your hand, making sure you're holding onto his arm, or having an arm wrapped around you in some way!

> he's not good at expressing himself through words so being physical is often his way to go (unless you find it romantic for him to say stuff like "yo you're like the 'sun' to my 'light,' do you feel? together we're sunlight, shining brighter than any other lame ass couples around" lol)

> definitely clingy, if you couldnt tell by his touchiness yet

> i feel like he'd really like video calls. and he'll do 'em unprompted so if that gets on your nerves, tell him 😭

> vin jin is, well. arrogant and self entitled. he gets a little offended if you set boundaries which i know is a red flag but just knock some sense into him and he'll go along with it. he's just a bastard, not necessarily a terrible person. and over time he gets better with boundary setting, of course!

> his arrogance spreads to you by the way i.e. he's arrogant for both you and him; he loooves showing you off but makes sure people know you're taken by him ^_^

> if you don't like that kind of spotlight then even better for vin jin; he makes sure you're comfortable and away from big attention and your charms are all his alone to admire <3

> he still likes quietly letting people know you two are a couple tho; usually expressed by his touchiness and matching clothes/accessories :]

> absolutely writes cringe romantic raps about you and for you <3 otherwise he occasionally insists on having you help him with making his music

> the type of boyfriend to laugh when you fall and then end up slipping himself the next second

> but also the type of boyfriend to embarrass himself if it means saving you from severe embarrassment; he's got your back >:]

> not affectionately mean but definitely affectionately teasing !

> your biggest hypeman!! hopefully you have the energy to give him some hyping up every once in a while, too 💔

> makes fun of zack for being mira's "lapdog" despite being your lapdog (he says he's not the type of boyfriend who'll do anything for his lover but he 100% will--within reason)

> the guy described in this tweet <3

> he'll always have a bit of tsundere in him. he just gets embarrassed like that. even during your wedding vows he's looking off to the side as his cheeks redden and he's saying, "yeah.... and i'll love you forever and all that or whatever.. can we just kiss already"

> all in all, he's a rollercoaster of a boyfriend, but a lovely one nonetheless 💖

#lookism x reader #vin jin x reader #vin jin #writing these between classes during finals week feels like a sport #requests

[aestherin]

I STRIKE AGAIN!

Scaramouche makes a tweet.

“I am going to go spend my new years with the only person I willingly tolerate in this universe”

Cut to, Scaramouche banging on y/n’s door like a maniac. A nearby guy walking by, records the entire ordeal.

Y/n frantically opens with wine in one hand, “what the fuck”

“Hey” He shrugs, with a bag of y/n’s favourite food in one hand and board games in the other. He casually walks in leaving y/n stunned. She’s puzzled but just accepts it because atleast she’s not alone on New years! She closes the door and follows him.

The video the random guy recorded goes VIRAL.

People go wild with their speculations and haha, Ayato sees it too.

When Scaramouche leaves the paparazzi is WILD, surrounding him like hungry dogs.

Y/n has just decided to not open her phone for a while, she needs to heal after all this bs. The internet is ruthless afterall so she’s quite oblivious to all this.

—————

Cut to—

Many celebrities are gathered together for some award show except y/n.

Since, Scaramouche and Ayato share a couple of mutual friends, their friend circle overlaps—so they’re all sitting at the same table.

The hosts come to ask them how it’s going and crack some cringy totally not scripted jokes, forced laughs following.

When silence creeps in…

Until “DING!” is heard.

Y/n has been ignoring everyone.

But I wonder, what if she sends Scara a message, to let him know he left half of the uno cards at her house. That idiot.

Just seeing that notification pop up on his phone, with the contact “Y/n ♥️”

Everyone saw it.

Scara just nonchalantly turns his face facing the table. He lets a smirk tug his lips. OH HES SMUG THAT MF.

The twins are offended. You’re ignoring them but texting scara?! Okay then.

Childe is also offended, a little relieved but also confused. When tf did you and scara get so close? I mean he knew you were friends, same circle but..never this much!

Kikyo looks awkward. (I hc kikyo as nice, it’s uncool to hate on another woman who’s done nothing. Like so far she’s only existed. Her fans are annoying not her!!)

Thoma and Ayaka are giving eachother “uh oh” looks because…AYATO looks like he’s abt to full on blue eyes white dragon scaramouche.

All this over uno 🙄

The interviewer just gives out a rough chuckle and in a desperate attempt to change the subject, Childe says..

“Yknow one time I drank bleach on accident..”

It worked. The subject did indeed change.

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The tension is still super high in the after-party. If you think Scaramouche would not stare Ayato down in retaliation, YOU’RE WRONG.

There’s sparks, this can break out into a pokemon tier fight anytime place your bets!

When an interviewer walks runs up…

“LIVE HERE. You’re watching “Fontainianmedia”—We have broken into the very exclusive after-party, everything looks grand and here we have Kamisato Ayato, Scaramouche, Miss Lumine and more!”

“Ayato, why did you and y/n decide to break up?”

“Hey get outta here! You’re not allowed here” a security guard follows.

“We were just extremely busy, finding time got increasingly difficult. I still very much respect y/n.” Ayato forced a smile.

Scara lets out a chuckle.

OH that got attention.

“Is there something bothering you? Something perhaps lodged in your food-pipe?” Ayato asks with a smile, but it was aggressive.

“I handle whatever bothers me, trust me I just did. Thanks for your help tho..” Scara says mocking Ayato.

“What are you implying Scaramouche? Does this have to do with y/n” the interviewer follows resisting the security guard whos clearly not paid enough.

A crowd forming the group while the twins and rest try defusing the tension.

“Ah yes, I’d like to know as well. What are your implications here?” Ayato clearly not amused, still keeping his cool demeanour up.

“I think you know”

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SHOULD I CONTINUE THIS?? I THINK I AM STEPPING ON TOES HERE LMFAO, TOO FAR?

I have a whole call-out meltdown in my mind prepared tho.

-Anon 🐉

NONONO ILY ANON BUT THIS IS TOO MUCH ANGST I'D CRY PLS

#asks #w/ 🐉 anon

[lqfiles]

guess who is back 😍😍😍

I JUST FINISHED THE SERIES I KNOW IM LATE BUT OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO GOOD I ALMOST SHOF MYSELF (positive) LIKE SWINGING MY FEET GIGGLINGGG LIKEEE..

like coming back after a while and reading this reminded me of how we literally text the same and how you’re Funny Silly and the Best AND LIKE UGH YOU JUST ARE SO ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ GOOD LIKE ⁉️⁉️⁉️ i live for ur humor it’s toooooo good…

but omg lowkey i’ve been going through it so i needed a minute (a thousand years) bc college and life is out to get me bc im so funny smart sexy and so humble.. yessss…. BUT im SOOO back we are SOOOO back (im gonna jump. /j)

but i made a new account on twt and now im back on kpop/stantwt omg... bc my old one got s worded in 2019 bc i was being Real… (told a racist person to keep themselves safe) BUT WE (singular) ARE BACK😍😍😍

how have u been though i missed u 😞 i hope you’ve been great and taking care of yourself and i missed all anons too i hope you’ve all been doing well!! but yes i missed ur content and as per usual ur work makes me laugh and giggle and smile like ur just so good at what u do 😞😞 BUT YEAH I HOPE YOUVE BEEN GOOD I MISSED YOU (try not to repeat urself challenge impossible)

- 🌷

OMG HI BESTFRIENDDD we missed you so much over here 😭🫶🏽

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOOOUUU ughh i still can’t believe it’s actually finished like i’ll miss these two cutiebears.. but faaackkkk you’re too sweet and you’re making me blush like.. you think i’m funny.. biggest compliment ily fr YOU ARE THE BEST i’ll make sure to keep the humour up

HOPE COLLEGE IS GONNA START TREATING YOU WELL cant believe they’re having you go through war over there.. stay strong 😭 at least you have holidays now right? AMAZING!!! WE ARE SO FREAKING BACK EXACTLY

HSJDKSKS you sacrificed yourself 💔💔 i can’t imagine getting mine suspended i literally have 24k tweets on my private account istg if that account ever gets suspended we ALL have to get suspended.. kpoptwt is kinda ehh these days like everyone is just trying to get hit tweets 😑 i’m sure you’ll have fun tho, unfortunately i spent a lot of time on there too and UNFORTUNATELY i enjoy twt too 😭

awwwee i literally love you 😭😭😭🩷🩷🩷 i’ve been well, kinda doing nothing with this holiday and just chilling, i’ll be back soon with content tho THE GRIND NEVER STOPS 🙏🏽 i’m sure all the anons are doing well, they seem to be doing well, and i hope you’re doing well too!!! i’ll try to continue being good at what i do omg I MISSED YOU MORE LOVELY PLZ TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOURSELF AND HAVE A GOOD DAY OR NIGHT <333

#asks. #from 🌷 anon #the way i literally said ‘WE ARE SO BACK’ when i saw this message in my inbox omg #great minds think alike #never beating the me is you you are me allegations

[shori]

2022.09.29 Endless SHOCK @ Hakataza Theatre in Fukuoka

Posting on my Tumblr so I can delete the thread on my Twitter and it looks better here than a series of 10+ tweets haha. I'm sad I didn't hit for SHOCK 2023 so time to relive seeing it last year. I got lucky and decided to just YOLO by applying for the self guided tour visa before borders opened back up officially like two weeks later lmao. I HAD TO GO since I'm a KinKi and Kisumai fan!

Koichi Zachou is really an oujisama 😍 Loved red hair Mitsu as rival. Wish I could have seen more shows because there's so much happening in all the scenes. Glad I got close seats in the 2nd floor especially to see Koichi's flying scenes in the second act 😭

9/29 13:00 show

I was so focused on Koichi at the beginning and I'm so used to Kochan's stage voice so when Mitsu first spoke I was like who omg it's HIROMITSU

I was very impressed with Mitsu's stage acting and singing just like many fans reported! His singing is very clear & smooth 💯

Matsuzaki & HIROMITSU are too cute as buddies. Zaki telling Mitsu to put his arms around Rika at the rooftop🙈 A few scenes I just laughed at their buddy bro dynamic.

Mitsu in the ❤️ patterned suit is cute 🥰 when he comes in with the bouquet & dances with Rika during It's a Wonderful Day. Man got guts to wear that heart patterned suit. Haha he's so charai just like how he is as idol... watch Kisumai Busaiku! ���

I think HIROMITSU is the happy go lucky charai rival that is more on KOICHI's level. He doesn't seem to get angry and is more sly and calculated.

I laughed at the Everybody Go lines 😂 I love the little references/adlibs. For my show since it was the day of Travis Japan's "world debut" announcement. After the rooftop scene they are crossing the stage~

Matsuzaki: There's a group making a world debut!

Mitsu on roller skates: Ehh Tora Tora..! 🐯🐯

Overall HIROMITSU gets along with everyone and have fun in the Company.

The solo for the rival, MOVE ON is such a good fitting song. I felt Shori had the cool youngster brash charisma in the performance. So it's nice to see how Mitsu's version has a different aura that was his own... he totally owned the stage. Dancing & charisma. 💯💯

I need to review the previous rivals and watch more closely but I can definitely see how others say Mitsu's version is different. I felt his version was more calm, diligent, and mature and more of Koichi's equal. He didn't crumble emotionally and descend into darkness/violence or acted brashly right away...

It was a slowburn but when he finds out. KOUICHI is really dead... After the Shakespearean act, HIROMITSU is lying on the floor distraught. The piano melody for Don't Look Back 〜戻れない日々 plays (love this song composed by Koichi! could we get a new OST version with Shori and Mitsu as vocals *biased*). This part always gets me with the rival, KOICHI, and the owner singing. here is where I first started to get sobby/cry a bit. I also cried at the end of Yori no Umi, then and there's HIROMITSU and the cast... The flashbacks of memories with KOICHI is shown...

Shimada Kaho who Koichi worked with in Knights' Tale played the Owner for the first time. She's a lovely lady and has such a elegant presence 😍 she has a softer speaking voice than Maeda Bibari-san but a powerful beautiful singing voice.

As always the second act is just amazing with the Japanese dance and flying scenes.

And the end is just 😭😭😭

Doesn't HIROMITSU look so intense!

Even knowing the general story with the acts and various performances... I understand why people still want to see it every year even tho the general story is the same but how the script changes with the different rival and how it evolves... There's a different atmosphere with each new rival/cast. For me, seeing the cast ensemble makes it interesting to watch with the chairman leading. I really hope to see Endless SHOCK again one day.

Scans by me from digital Weekly TV Guide & TV Guide Alpha

#endless shock #domoto koichi #kitayama hiromitsu

[snwusberry]

♡21: 𝐢 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑

warning(s): language, alcohol use, drug use, aaliyah and juyeon being a pair made in hell,

note: these are just characters and do not depict the actual people therefore the behavior of said characters won't be accurate to that of the actual people.

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♡ aaliya's point of view ♡

the door bursts open and in walks yeosang in all his glory with his freshly bleached hair done by yours truly...well actually the salon lady because she fixed it after i completely botched his hair.

it was cute tho, like "aye, go my little turtle shell!!" yeah he did not like that. he damn near threw a tantrum in my bathroom so i offered to pay to get it done professionally.

in all honesty, he set himself up by asking me. you will never catching me with bleach in my hands after i fried my hair off last summer. i wore wigs and beanies even in the scorching heat.

anyway, back to the story.

"you called me all the way over here to tell me a story you could very well say over facetime." he complains as he kicks off his shoes in the doorway. he's forever complaining but he talks in pout when he does so i can't say anything to complain.

"you're the one who traveled all the way here to hear a story you could very well hear over facetime so who's really the dumb one here?" thank minho for the good comebacks, i've pretty much trained myself to answer back since i'm always fighting for my life whenever he says something.

yeosang walks to my room leaving me to talk behind him. not before grabbing 2 bottles the nasty orange juice ryujin decided would be a great investment. now here we are with a 48 pack of them just chilling in the pantry.

when i get there i see him already laying on my bed on his stomach. i go lay down next to him and hand him the bottle. i see his face change as he takes a sip and i laugh.

"damn liyah, are you trying to poison me? what is this shit?"

"its orange juice. so do you wanna know what happened last december?"

"yeah, that's why i'm here." he comments making me roll my eyes at his smart remark and sit up. yeosang turned onto his back and laid his head on my lap and my hands immediately find their way on either side of his face and start playing with his cheeks.

"so what happened is that on chrismas eve we all gathered at mingi's apartment to just hang out and minho and juyeon came with a suspicious bottle which had their special eggnog that just tastes like straight up rum but thay shit still bussing." i start off the story and he looks me in the eye, listening to every word i say.

"why is it expected that either one of them would be the ones to bring heavily alcoholic eggnog?" he asks, picking up his phone, mindlessly scrolling through it.

"it's minho and juyeon, obviously they would. it was probably juyeon who made it too because that motherfucker doesn't know how to measure anything for shit." that causes a small and brief laugh from him.

"okay so what happened next?"

"so we all drank the cursed eggnog and ate the edibles that mingi had made the day before and it was great and all but then terry brought up the topic of mistletoe and i had told them i never been kissed under the mistletoe. thay lead to a series of jokes of me dying a virgin, which is true because i'm abstinent."

"biggest lie you've ever told." i will punch his pretty face. no hesitation.

"as i was saying. we ran out of snacks so juyeon and i, in our fucked up state thought, why not go to the store to get more. bad idea but anyway. ryujin screaming something about cameltoes and i tripped and fell on my face."

"the good stuff is never on video, i swear." he commented making me flick his forehead. one more comment and im throwing him into the tv stand.

"anyway, because of the many topics of conversation and my brain being all over the place, i tweeted that i haven't been kissed under the cameltoe."

"of course you would do that." i glare at him and he laughs, which is contagious so i laughed with him.

"so juyeon and i, drunk and high, walked to the store and because of the state we were in, we caused a lot of chaos and the store manager asked us to leave and we didn't want to so she called the cops. we were taken to the station and did a drug test and when they found out we were under the influence of weed, they arrested us and charged us for illegal drug use." after finishing my sentence, yeosang sat uo and faced me.

"aww, my girlfriend has a criminal record." he stuck his bottom lip out mockingly, reaching out to pinch my cheeks.

"shut up. that shut ruined my alcohol experience forever."

"you were charged for drug use."

"yeah, and that bail was expensive as shit."

"i cannot even question because i'm too scared of the answer." i pushed his forehead back and he hit me with a pillow.

we layed down talking until he had to leave.

thank you ryujin for drunkenly throwing your phone out the window of a moving car.

♡ aaaand that's a wrap... ♡

#kang yeosang #yeosang #yeosang imagines #yeosang scenarios #kim hongjoong #hongjoong #park seonghwa #seonghwa #jeong yunho #yunho #choi san #san #song mingi #mingi #jung wooyoung #wooyoung #choi jongho #jongho #ateez scenarios #ateez imagines #ateez social media au #ateez #8 makes 1 team

[oswincoleman]

Some more info about Jenna Coleman's new "secret" film Jackdaw

I previously shared a tweet from @drwhohome who worked on Jenna Coleman's "secret" new film, Jackdaw. Here are some other things they shared:

I do have photos but Jenna told me not to post them😭 apparently there’s no publicity for the film yet (which is fair enough!)

She was there for 12 hours on Friday and another 12 on the Saturday (roughly!) And back in the studio, she's like the second main cast member on the wall. I couldn’t believe my luck😭😭 I wanted to cry!!!

As far as I’m aware, it’s still filming. But Jenna could be done. I went there three nights - twelve hours each - and she wasn’t there on the third night (just 2 days ago!) she filmed a decent chunk to be honest though! Other cast members are still going though…

[Her costume is] black. I'll give you that. Stealthy! What else can I give you? Ummm. I almost went flying into her a few times during an action scene. That was fun😭 Her Make-Up was fantastic too! Oh gosh. I could maybe post the photo and just blur out her costume?

She did have a stunt double on set. Lovely lady. Couldn’t tell them apart. Motorbikes. Police. Lovers. God, I should stop talking but I need too offload this experience to people who genuinely wanna know 🤫

Oh. No. Don’t worry. All is good. I just don’t think Jamie would want me dumping all my set videos and photos online just yet. When I can tho, I promise I will. I’ve got a lot. But I can happily talk about bits and pieces. Such a wonderful experience! :)

I got a good 2 minute chat. It was me, Jenna and Jamie making a cuppa at the drink stand. I told Jamie how much I loved his directing on Doctor Who and how he should come back and direct an episode with Jenna as Clara again. They laughed (awkwardly I think?) for a little bit. And Jenna was like “I think everyone got sick of me by the end of it” (Talking about her coming back to DW) and I was like “NO! We weren’t sick of you. We loved you” and she just sweetly laughed. Then we got some pics. And I ranted how much I loved her for a bit🤣

I felt so bad for her when she said that. When she responded, you could just tell she ain’t coming back to DW anytime soon. Something about the way she said it to me. Idk man. Hit hard.

#jenna coleman #jenna louise coleman #jackdaw #jackdaw filming

[putschki1969]

『Wakana Botanical Land “Summer Party 〜TALK&MINI LIVE〜"』Live Commentary

Wakana’s event is about to start. As always I will be providing my live reaction. If you are interested, there is still time to get a ticket.

Tweet 1 by Wakana | Tweet 2 by Wakana | Instagram post by Wakana

『Wakana Botanical Land “Summer Party ～ TALK &MINI LIVE ～”』 【Date】2022/7/18 【Day Performance】 Open 14:30 Start 15:00 【Evening Performance】 Open 17:30 Start 18:00

‖Ticket Details Ticket Seller：Bitfan Ticket Live Stream Platform：Bitfan Live Purchase Period: 7/8～7/21 ●【FC Limited】Event Viewing Ticket  ¥3,500 per performance ※The archived version can be viewed as soon as it is ready after the broadcast has ended. You can watch it until July 25. ❗ Join her FAN CLUB NOW! Check out my detailed TUTORIAL ❗ Japanese tutorial for BITFAN | My tutorial for BITFAN

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OMG, Wakana is wearing a super gorgeous and flattering dress!! Will have to look for it ASAP! Found it! XD Oh!!! Outfit change for the evening performance! YAY! Another Snidel dress!

Flag: YESSSS! We are getting a live version of Flag! Was hoping for this!! And she sounds great!!!!! Precious baby forgot her lyrics again during the bridge *pats* This was sung with a studio background track. The second time around her performance was honestly flawless!!! Loved everything about it!! Such a good song!! She already sounds less nervous. Guess after not singing for quite some time, it takes her a while to warm up again XD

Yureru Haru: Yurie-chan joins her on stage for this. Love her piano arrangement. This was super lovely!

Kioku no Hito [DAY]/Yuuyake [NIGHT]: OMG, it’s been so long! Have missed this so much! One of my faves from her first album! A tiny bit shaky but I still love it! Yes, a little setlist change!! Super sweet as always! But again, she struggled with the lyrics. Seems to be the theme of this event. She deals with it professionally every time though! Maybe her brain is scrambled due to the heat XD

Odoriko (cover) [DAY]/ Hikōki-gumo (cover) [NIGHT]: Original by Kōzō Murashita. Ohhhh! Never heard this before but Wakana’s cover is great! Didn’t expect another setlist change. So happy to hear more Ghbili! The original of Hikōki-gumo is by Yumi Matsuto.

Aitakute Ima (cover): Original by MISIA. Will have to listen to it again. Okay, hearing it for a second time helped so much! It’s often hard for me to get into songs when I am hearing them for the first time. But this time I tried to focus on the lyrics and oh boy, this hit me right in the feels.

Inochi no Namae (cover): YESSSSS!!! One of my faves from her cover album! Her singing in this always tears me up. A true blessing for my ears! Absolutely beautiful! Poor baby once again forgot her lyrics tho.

Happy Hello Day: Can’t believe that I still haven’t heard this live at a venue T_T Might not have been my favourite track of the album but it’s such a perfect song for a live performance. Beautiful

Flag (Encore) [NIGHT]: *laughs* Okay, the hype for this must be huge if she is singing it twice. I don’t mind though, the live version is amazing! Maybe she is making up for her slip-up during the day performance

During the Talk Corner Wakana and Yurie shared some memories from their summer breaks as a children. And she later apologised that there wasn’t a lot of talking involved in the event because she wanted to focus on singing. The event was over way too quickly, I think it was just an hour T_T But oh well, loved her choices for the setlist. Wonder if she will be changing up a few things for the evening performance. Seems like she is planning to talk a little more XD She is definitely talking more this time around. She remembers going to the see with her friend and receiving weird looks because she was covered from head to toe. Taking care of your skin is very important though so she tries her best to not let her skin be exposed to the sun.

#kalafina #wakana #report #summer party #fan club exclusive content #botanical land #setlist

[mebbrrr]

cc indirect from the perspective of a bitch who dropped the fandom a While Ago and hates like 80% of the creators on the server

1. youre cool. ur New To Big Fame but i think ur quite neat and actually seem rlly nice. rock on. also u actually bring something new to that shitass story and its nice to see from the sidelines

2. same with the above u seem Cool i just Dont know As Much abt you. ur cool

3. i literally do not have feelings about you. like your humor is just Loud and it works sometimes but like Yknow.

4. um. twitter is on ur ass rn. for good reasons it seems like

5. you are the only mf. ur cool in my book u should get more attention

6. i literally dont know a thing about you

7. i still watch ur youtube content u kinda rock. we are like when autism unites except u might be neurotypical Idk

8. also know nothing abt u but ur character had a cool premise at least

9. Hardly Know Anything about you but youre good in my books purely by the fact that you know Nothing at all. that sits right with me. ur on thin ice tho (but everyone on this list is)

10. um. i have ur merch i guess but imma be real i am likely going to sell it LMAO

11. idk u

12. i also dont know u

13. ur tweets remind me of my grandmother’s facebook presence

14. imma be real i do not like u king. ur like #25 in terms of Dark Humor El Oh El and that doesnt vibe with me and i also just. couldnt sit down for ur streams i am being 100% honest its just Something abt ur voice

15. u r kind of boring i will not lie. i like ur laugh tho

16. ur gay i guess

17. it’d be cool if u would actually apologize for some of the stuff u’ve done. like im of the belief that u actually learned from it but actually acknowledging it would be sicknasty. please acknowledge it. the ice is so thin that you literally have 1 foot in the water. also i fucking hate the character you play its so badly written

18. i literally have no thoughts on you. you showed up for the first time when i first started watching and i Still do not have thoughts on you

19. ur twitter stans are annoying. like ur ok i Guess (friend-disown that other mf and we’re GOOD) but your vibe is just slightly Wrong

20. u actually did apologize for the shit u did. idk how to feel abt u tho even tho i actually do find you funny

21. u deserved better both from fans and from those bitches on the server who Never listened to u

22. i still vibe with you. ur like a capybara to me i could never hate you. thank u for actually calling ppl out on their bullshit

23. U ALSO DESERVED BETTER. thank u for apologizing for ur ignorance. but also u deserved better king i wish the other jackasses on the server listened to u

24. ur fucked up Lol i thought u were Cool for a bit just bc Most People Did but u have recently gotten urself into hot water and its.. deserved bc wtf. u fucked up For Sure

25. i cant see the appeal. any bit of humor from u Solely comes from ur voice. u are like if john mulaney made a career on being even whiter than he is. also u literally buy (SOMETHING HEEHEEHOOHOHO) which is still fucked up even if u frame it as a joke LMAO

26. i mean ur fine i guess. thin ice bc ur white. ur (HOBBY OF SOME SORT) does rock tho

27. YOU ALSO CALL PPL OUT ON THEIR SHIT. ur better than most of these bitches

28. i cannot get over past comments u’ve made. not only did they make me deeply uncomfortable, but they hurt some of my friends and acquaintances and that will always carry with me

29. imma be real i. could never get into ur content. ur funny with other people but just.. not on ur own, to me

30. you are white bread

31. i did like ur content. like a lot. but i feel like you crossed over that line of whats okay to joke about Too Much and now i cant vibe with u. hope u learn from it i guess bc i still Do have some sort of hope for u

32. i dont trust any man with that hobby and that name

33. u deserved better. except when you decided to partake in buying (SOMETHING. LOL) wish ur friends were less white

34. i wish you’d get acting lessons bc you were one of the few genuinely interesting characters

35. U R THE ONLY MF FROM THIS SMALLER GROUP THAT I CAN STAND. AND THAT DOESNT EVEN PUT U ON GOOD TERMS IN MY BRAIN

36. ppl somehow forget u in the conversation of (some discourse dont worry) even tho ur one of the main parties involved. i just dont rlly like you purely based on vibes, otherwise

37. the last time i read ur name is the first time ill be at peace

[payservewomen]

Yesterday was a painful one….I’m off work Sun-Mon(todays tuesday) and was gonna go 2the $ store, and check goodwill for a shoe rack…But then I opened twitter😔

Goddess Aurora James tweeted something, and ofc that did it! Was around 12noon, maybe late as 2pm, and I began playing with my “Mr Winky”(Ex fiancée, Emma used to call it that; painful breakup, good 2remind myself 2b humiliated) and next thing I know, it’s damn near 8pm!

I’m broke af right now…last i checked, had $15 in the bank, so that means I can’t get any interaction with anyone who matters(dommes/women in general, even Hung Alphas) And that really got me desperate…..I crave attention soooo much….and when you’re a pathetic failure, a beta loser, well, only logical attention is negative ofc.

Oh! But the “wall of shame” girl DMed me, telling me it was time for her weekly wall of shame that she posts on twitter….I’ve been in a few of them, but it’s not too humiliating tbh, she edits the photos, and doesn’t show cocknballs…but my face is showing! I do wish that i’d stop tempting fate to expose myself as the perverted loser freak that I am! I sent her a link to a shared folder on google photos, and loaded that folder with tons n tons of very humiliating pics…dunno if she used any, but then i went to a different twitter account, same one I’d posted to last week, when I went to the store in running shorts(tiny ones with slits up the sides! But i’m glad i found these; they’re actually men’s legit running shorts! even tho I’m only ever gonna wear them cuz i’m a perv, desperate to show off my gross body n be laughed at, it’s better cuz I can act like i’m normal, and just exercising)

But this time….SMH, i posted the link to the folder…..the cover photo of it was from when Natti Banks made me crack eggs all over my dirty bedroom floor…then slurp them up, spit it back into my hands, and rub it all over my face. Then humped my hand for a couple hours while the egg dried, oh and this was AFTER i’d taken a shower!

I tried cleaning it all off, but even the next day, kept finding crusty bits of egg on my face etc

I can’t believe how many beyond embarrassing photos i put in that folder! I’ve exposed myself before of course, but many of these pics had my FACE! And plenty of them….so any kind of lies or explanation to someone who knows me….wouldn’t even be slightly believable.

Reminds me of…last year at some point, when I’d occasionally talk to “Riya Payel” To this day, still THEE goddess I worship above all others….Well, tough to say really, I prob do worship Aurora more…..and hopefully gonna see her this weekend! Omfg i cannot wait!

She’d tweeted about how she “still wanna jump a sub with my friends” 🥵🥵

Fuck I hope they do that! Maybe tell her where I’ll be at a certain time(or she tells me where imma be) and not a particular time and place, so that it’s more of a legit “getting jumped” kinda thing!🥵

Anyway! Back to Riya….the only one who’s absolutely, definitely without question, sadistic. When texting with her, I could actually tell when she’d orgasm! Could even sense a teeny tiny lil bit of guilt, which, if you’d seen what she’s said and done, you’d find hard to believe!

She was always very clear- “I want to destroy you. I want to leave you with nothing, broken, no self esteem, no self worth, no money…I genuinely hope to make you homeless and ruin your life”

Isn’t an exact quote, but she’s def said all that!

Many many findommes on twitter will say this shit, but their actions don’t match their words. But riya? If anything, her actions are somehow worse than her words!

I still cannot truly comprehend how any human could have such venom and hatred in them….(well tbh, i’m almost positive she’s been abused; sexually or otherwise) and whew, ngl, it’s not easy to think about my experiences with God Riya😔

Reminds me just how fucked up I am, mentally/emotionally and ofc sexually. When Riya blackmailed me, she did it 100% without my consent. She knew how much money I had, but since cash app allows you to keep sending, she made me send $18 to her, over and over and over and over…..At a certain point, we both knew that every single send would cost me the $18 PLUS $31 overdraft fee!

She loved that…that’s why it was only the low $18 send!

Last I saw, Riya’s bank account was close to $500k…yes, half a million!

She was also always very clear about the fact that any amount of money that my broke ass could send, wouldn’t even be noticeable to her……Most dommes say that, but with many, it’s quite clear that’s not true…..But riya? Genuine sadism. She’s every pathetic beta loser jerkoff/findom/humiliation addicts dream!

She broke me so badly….I prob sent her a hundred different voice memos…at a certain point, i got serious like “Hey, I understand that maybe i’ve implied that i’m ok with noncon blackmail, but please know, at this point, I’m not ok with what’s happening. I say this with all due respect. Please understand that I sincerely mean every word i’m saying. This has gone way too far….I’m not blaming you, and ofc will not report you or any shit like that….It’s just that well, I’m in serious financial and mental/emotional trouble right now….I’ve said “I’m gonna kill myself” many many times since seeing those photos on my employers FB and IG…I understand that you get off on causing me pain, and I promise that I’ll always be a punching bag for you…but please, I’m scaring myself rn, i’ve never felt like this and I truly terrified of what may happen…I’m coming to you, as one human being to another….I’m reaching out to you, asking, from the bottom of my heart, please help me”

Is essentially what I’d said, many times in various ways…..at this point, there was no longer any reference to anything sexual on my part….This was far beyond that….she took me to another level of self hatred, and my god, I can’t even describe the feeling of such loathing one’s self.

I even began talking to her about the idea of quenching her thirst for sadism in person!

She seemed receptive to it, which ugh, ngl, was exciting to me! She’d never seemed open to it in the past, probably cuz she’s had sooooo many twitter, sextpanther, etc accounts banned…I think eventually every site decided to permanently ban her, considering they must’ve gotten so many complaints from ruined losers. They’d contact her thinking of “blackmail fetish” or even just findom….since sooooo many dommes on twitter say all the same shit that she says, they figured they were safe🙄

Not only does Riya love inflicting real pain, but she’s even said that she’s addicted to it!

Imho, after following her for so long….she definitely means that…I’d imagine it’s even been problematic for her life!

It’s gotta be one hell of a rush! I know it was on my side of things, having myself posted, naked, on my employers social media accounts….being told the pics will be taken down….after i pay $100 for each one….Ofc she knew i not only had no money, but was already very negative!

So, she demanded I open up accounts on apps like Dave, Bridget etc..I began to make one and she got impatient…then simply asked for the info she needed to do it herself….I might’ve hesitated once(or prob just didn’t see her message) and she wasn’t having it, and posted more on my employers IG, along with asking “is this an employee of yours?” With my full legal name. I can’t remember the exact order of things, but suffice it to say, she taught me real quick that she’s in charge, and I’d better comply…So I kept getting text messages from the various creditors, and she expected the pin numbers IMMEDIATELY, which ofc she got…..Also she ofc had all my debit card info, and then i began seeing transactions come through my account somehow! When it had no money whatsoever! How’s that even possible?! site was something like “transact”🤷‍♂️

I was shocked that i was able to get her some more money on Dave or something, but only like $80…she did much better, getting another couple hundred somehow….

Ugh, my dick was rock hard a minute ago….point is- this bullshit still turns me on far more than anything else ever will😔

Now that i’ve leaned into it so much, and turned it into a legitimate addiction, I can’t see how i’ll ever have normal sex, ever again😔 Or hell, ANY sex really! It’d be one thing if i knew a dominant woman irl….but no domme wants to try and actually date a sub, lol, can you imagine?!

I always tell myself “all i’ve gotta do is not jerk off so much…take just a week off, and I’ll def get nice and hard!” Maybe that’s true….but first off, I can’t go 2 days without fucking my hand, usually for hours n hours n hours….Edging ofc…the few times i have tried to cum in a normal amount of time? It’s not even a legit orgasm! Even my body knows i’m a pathetic loser who doesn’t deserve pleasure.

I’m trying to step back for a moment right now, and really take this all in….I need to fully comprehend what i’ve turned my life into…..I read tweets everyday from many dommes saying “this isn’t a phase. You’re a pathetic loser; your brain is too fucked up, you’ll never recover….” and i’m starting to think it’s true😔

I know that many dommes really don’t have such evil agendas….they’re just saying what they need to say to make tons of cash…I respect that, but my god, I often wonder if they know the damage they’re doing!

Many of them definitely do…you could debate whether or not that makes them a sadist or evil, but ehhh, they’re simply doing what many of us freaks beg them to do!

Many subs get the post nut clarity and get angry, start insulting dommes etc…so they’re familiar with how shitty most men are….

Ooops i didn’t mean to make this sooo long…..oh well

[sankttealeaf]

air so sweet

read on ao3 here ; originally posted june '21

fandom ; critical role [campaign 2]

characters ; jester lavorre, fjord stone, caleb widogast, beauregard lionett, yasha nyoodrin, mollymauk tealeaf, veth brenatto, caduceus clay, frumpkin, sprinkle

summary ; the gang go camping for a class trip. it goes well.

other info ; college au / modern setting (but still set in wildemount), everyone lives au. snippets of happy times. veth goes by veth and not nott in this au.

3.8k words. this was written as part of my m9 college au i have going over on instagram <3 u don't need any prior knowledge to enjoy this piece tho!!

There was something about the forest that was incredibly peaceful. Perhaps it was the sound of birds singing, swooping low throughout the trees, or the bees buzzing and landing on a variety of wild flowers. Or maybe it was the sound of running water, a family of ducks swimming through it, making the most of the warm day. It was serene, something to capture in a photo, a calm day with nothing bad to happen-

SPLASH.

Loud laughter filled the air, yells of disgust and annoyance soon followed. Veth stood, clutching her stomach as she laughed at the soaked Fjord, who was now dragging himself out from the river he had been pushed into. Caduceus broke his attention from a cluster of berries to see what had happened, broke into a smile and shook his head, looking back to see if the berries were edible. They weren’t. 

“I’m going to get you back,” Fjord grumbled, wringing his shirt to try and get most of the water out from it. “The ice you were standing under has cracked, Veth.”

“Sure, sure, whatever you say,” she replied, waving him off. “Can we do it again, I want to record it this time. No one will believe me if I don’t have video proof.”

Fjord gestured to where Caduceus was crouched over, making notes in a small journal. “You have proof!” He then pointed to his clothes. “Even more proof!”

Veth made a noise, shaking her head. “Not enough, unfortunately.” She waved her phone at him, a grin on her face as he passed her, heading up towards the trail path.

“No. Nope. Not staying here any longer. I’m going back to camp.”

“Suit yourself! Can’t run away forever!”

Fjord ran a hand through his hair, flicking off the water droplets. At least it was warm, he supposed. The cool water was a nice compliment to the warmth of the sun on his skin. He grabbed his bag with his school notes in, things he was supposed to find and document to present to the class, and made his way back up the path, following the signs back to camp. He hadn’t really thought much about this project, kind of wishing they were at the coast instead. There was more to see in the ocean, and he was bored of watching the same family of ducks swim by, expecting food. He had no duck food to give. Curious as to what ducks were allowed to eat, he pulled out his phone, ready to search what ducks could eat. He was paying attention to where he was walking, not wanting to bump into anyone or anything, and didn't realise until a good few minutes later, that he had tweeted out the searches he wanted. 

Now the whole world knew he was looking up what to feed ducks.

When Fjord had left, Veth relaxed her shoulders, looking around the area to figure out her next plan of chaos. Her eyes met Caduceus, who was in a perfect place to be pushed into the bush he was gently taking leaves off of to press into his notebook. Carefully, she began to make her way over, having not alerted the firbolg of her scheme. As she reached him, her hands ready to shove, Caduceus held up his hand and without ever turning around, gently spoke.

“Don’t even think about it.”

“How the- What? I would never! C’mon, Decuey, I would never think about pushing you,” Veth said quickly, hiding her confusion of how the fuck Caduceus knew she was sneaking up on him. She brushed out her dress, flicked one of her braids behind her shoulder and spun around. “I’m going to find Caleb. Are you good here?”

Caduceus gave a hum of agreement, and she turned to follow the path back to find the rest of her friends. The ping of her phone alerted her to one of her friends tweeting, and saw Fjord talking about… ducks? What a weirdo. She subtweeted him.

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Frumpkin was having the time of his life exploring the long grass, climbing over rocks and watching birds fly in the sky. Yasha and Jester had taken over Frumpkin duties for the day, while Caleb, Molly and Beau walked around. Jester wanted to find a spot to paint in, and Yasha wanted to add to her flower collection, so they settled on a little meadow a few minutes walk from the main campsite. The soft breeze that came every few moments was welcomed, as the two sat in between various flowers, many of which had been picked and placed on a small pile in front of them, ready to be weaved into flower crowns. Frumpkin was enjoying the sun, lazing in between the two, only opening his eyes when he felt either of them gently pat him. 

“Molly said your room is, like, a giant plant. Is that true?” Jester asked, leaning over to pick out a purple flower to add to her creation. “Like, not a real plant, but, y’know. Plants.”

Yasha laughed softly, handing Jester another purple flower she saw, which the other gratefully took. “I have many plants. Flowers, house plants, cacti, loads of them.” She took out her phone to show Jester a photo of her room. “Molly comes over to water them when I’m not here.”

“That’s a lot of pla- wait, what’s that? In that tank? You have fish??” Jester pointed to a tank on the top of a table, and Yasha zoomed in. 

“That’s Storm, my tarantula.”

“You have a spider?!” 

“Mhm! He’s very friendly, loves scratches.”

Jester’s eyes widened, and she shook her head. “The only spiders I know are the ones that come in my room, and Sprinkle usually eats them.”

“Is Sprinkle doing okay?” Yasha put her phone away, picking up the flower crown she was working on. 

“Yes! Do you want to see him?” Jester placed her crown down, turning around to pick up her rucksack, which was slightly opened. Yasha leaned over to look inside, and a small, red ferret- wait, no, weasel, poked his head out from it. “He’s been really good so far!! The best ferret I know!”

“Sprinkle’s a weasel,” Yasha pointed out, holding out her hand for Sprinkle to smell. Instead, he bit her.

“The guy I got him from said he was a ferret.” She picked Sprinkle up, holding him under his arms and pulling him close to her face. “Have you been lying to me, Sprinkle??”

Sprinkle squeaked, blinking up at Jester. 

“How do you know he’s a weasel?” She asked, pulling her weasel close to her with a frown. “I am sure glad I didn't file any paperwork for him.” “His tail is super long. Weasels have long tails, and are usually red,” Yasha told her, gently giving Frumpkin a scratch behind his ear, so he wouldn't feel left out.

“Wow. You sure do know a lot about stuff, Yasha,” Jester said with a smile, turning her attention back to Sprinkle. “You’re a bad weasel! You lied! No… uh… bugs for you anymore. Except I will, because you need to eat and I don’t want you to die. You need to meet all my friends!” She turned Sprinkle to face Yasha. “This is Yasha, Sprinkle! She’s super nice, okay? No more biting her anymore.”

Yasha laughed, as Sprinkle squeaked again and tried to wiggle from Jester’s hands. She gently placed him back in her bag, where he proceeded to curl into a ball and fall asleep. 

The two continued to add flowers to their crowns, making more when they realised they had picked more than needed. It was only fair that the rest of the group had flower crowns, too, right? Jester tried to pry any band secrets from Yasha, determined to know at least what the EP was about. She thought it wasn't going to work, but when she offered to braid flowers into her hair, Yasha caved, and gave her some top secret information about the EP.

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“D’ya reckon you could hide a body in a tree?” Molly asked, leaning up against an oak tree as the trio took a break. He gave the trunk a hearty slap, immediately regretting doing so as his hand began to sting.

“Probably. You could cram one in there through the little holes they have in them,” Beau said, shooting him a strange look. “Planning on killing us?”

“Naaah, not yet. Caleb’s too cute to kill and you? Eh, I can take or leave you,” Molly teased, laughing as Beau playfully hit Molly’s arm.

“Jerk. You couldn’t kill me, anyway. The band would crumble! The fans would cry! Think of the fans, Molly.” Beau dramatically sighed, a grin across her face. The Orphanmakers had a small amount of hype building up around them, people across the campus knew who they were, and even outsiders had heard their music online. Jester had offered to make some merch for their next gig, to sell alongside CD’s and tapes. She also said it would be for her art project, too, though at this point she claimed everything was for her art project. 

Caleb, who had been sitting on a rock this whole time, spoke up, pulling his hair back out of his face. “How much longer is the walk, Beau?”

Beau shrugged, grabbing her water bottle from her bag. She saw a sign that there was a hiking trail and grabbed the first people she could to come with her. “No idea. I think we stopped seeing trail markers like, half an hour ago.”

“Huh.”

“It’s cool, we can just trace our steps back and hopefully get back to the campsite. If not, then I guess it’s survival of the fittest.” She took a swig of water, watching as Caleb’s face scrunched up in disgust at that. How he managed to be dragged along to this, he had no clue.

“As long as we don’t spend all day out here. I did have plans,” he told her, standing up and stretching out his back. 

“Your plans were to stay in your tent and read,” Molly noted, pushing himself from the tree and linking arms with Caleb. He reached over to grab Beau, and began to walk.

“Important plans,” Caleb added.

“Nerd plans. Look at us! Bunch of… nature guys!” Beau gestured with her free arm at the trail ahead of them. Tall trees lined their right, a meadow of wildflowers stretched on across their right. The beaten dirt path carried on straight, for how long, they did not know.

The trio kept walking, taking breaks every so often when Molly would complain that the sun was too warm on his beautiful face, or when Caleb grumbled that he was not enjoying it anymore, or when Beau got tired of swatting away bugs. They had been walking for what felt like hours, and were glad when they noticed trail markers start to make an appearance again. The wooden stakes with a faded red arrow were a sign of hope, that they were going to see civilization again, that… maybe they took a wrong turn at some point, because this trail was only supposed to take forty minutes. And they had been walking all day.

The sound of running water filled the air, and the moment they spotted the river, Molly ran straight for it. Beau followed, with Caleb trailing behind, searching for a spot to sit in the shade while the other two seemed to race towards the water. The two wasted no time kicking off their shoes and attempting to push the other in, laughing loudly and splashing the other. Molly called for Caleb to join them, but he wasn’t feeling like getting his clothes soaked, and without knowing how far away they were from the campsite, he didn't want to risk feeling uncomfortable. He sat back and watched Beau and Molly splash water at each other, laughing when Beau managed to dunk Molly under the water for a good few moments. 

He took out his phone, seeing a few messages from Veth sent an hour ago.

Veth (13:04): just pushed Fjord into a lake. Feeling good. How's your walk?

Veth (13:05): almost pushed Caduceus into a bush, life is coming up Veth!

Veth (13:05): might steal people’s left shoe. Just for fun. See you soon!!!!!!!!

Caleb smiled, scrolling through his messages just to read anything else he had missed. There were a few messages sent in the group chat he was in for the library workers. Essek made a comment about how they shouldn’t move the historical books, as they were in a good place right now. Caleb disagreed, thinking that a switch around would do the library good, but the conversation had ended a few hours before and he didn't think it was relevant to bring it back up. He could always mention it in person. 

As he turned his phone off, Molly and Beau walked up to him, exhausted from trying to drown each other, but with smiles on their faces.

“Want to keep walking? I feel like we’re close to camp,” Beau said, taking her hair down so it could dry quicker.

Caleb nodded, standing up. “Had fun?”

“Loads of fun,” Molly replied, giving Caleb a wink. “I’m starving. The quicker we get back to camp the better.”

They picked up their things, and continued on the path, following the markers. 

As they arrived back at the campsite, Caleb noticed Veth was sitting in front of the tents, focused on something on her phone. She looked up as the trio walked over, and waved at them. Whatever she had been laser focused on was gone, her phone in her pocket as she walked to meet them halfway.

“You guys took your time,” she said, hands on her hips. “Did you wear sunscreen? Drink enough? I’m kidding, if you die of heat stroke, I get first dibs on your belongings!” 

“As if you haven’t already gone through what we own,” Beau replied, hearing a hum of agreement from Veth. 

“Did you have fun with Fjord and Caduceus?” Caleb asked, looking around to see if he could spot them. They were over at the small, log cabin that held most of the needed facilities, bathrooms and showers and extra storage for important things. 

“I pushed Fjord into the water,” she told them, beginning to go into extreme detail about her exact moves and thoughts behind how she did it. 

Fjord and Caduceus stood, exchanging notes from their research, preparing to compile everything together ready to present when they got back on campus. Fjord’s notes were messy, constant lines drawn to other clumps of text, linking it all together. It was hard to read, and even Fjord got lost when he tried explaining what he found to Caduceus. He had ignored Jester’s pleas to invest in nice stationery, determined to cram everything into a small notebook he was given during his late teens. Maybe he should buy a new notebook… Caduceus, on the other hand, had his notes laid out neatly, with space left to add small drawings of plants and animals he had seen throughout the day. It was organised, and well structured. 

They had plans to spend tomorrow documenting the different kinds of trees, and Fjord tried his best to sound excited. He wasn’t, wanting nothing more than to spend tomorrow doing something completely different. 

“SPRINKLE IS A WEASEL!”

She was heard before she was seen. Jester came running into the campground, almost bumping into other students as she made her way to Beau. Caleb, Molly and Veth. Yasha was following behind her, her bag full of the flower crowns they had made, Frumpkin on a little leash trotting in front of her.

“Hello to you too, Jes,” Beau said, watching as the tiefling came barreling towards them. She placed her hand on Molly’s shoulder, catching her breath.

“Sprinkle is a weasel . The seller totally lied to me, Beau!” Jester frowned, turning her back to her front to open it, Sprinkle still asleep. How the weasel slept through that was beyond everyone.

“Does it matter what Sprinkle is?” Molly asked, gently patting Jester’s hand. “How are you taking the news, anyway?”

“I’m so upset! What if I’ve been feeding him wrong this whole time??? Are weasels even allowed to eat sour gummy worms??” She exclaimed, earning confused looks from the group. A silence fell over them, each sharing the same thought. Jester looked between her friends, realizing that maybe she shouldn’t feed Sprinkle sour gummy worms. She gave her friends a nod, mumbling to Sprinkle about how she’s not sorry for feeding him sweet treats, and heading towards her tent. Yasha joined the group, pointing in confusion as Jester walked to her tent.

“Sprinkle is a weasel,” Caleb explained, and Yasha nodded.

“I thought she knew?” She said, handing Caleb Frumpkin’s leash. He gave her a smile, crouching down and giving Frumpkin scritches behind his ear.

Hues of orange and pink spread across the sky, the faintest glow of stars beginning to form as the sun began to dip below the horizon. The air was cool. Soft chatter came from the campsite, as different campfires were lit and people began to cook food for themselves. 

A fire has been set up in the Mighty Nein’s area, Fjord taking charge of it. He had seen Molly attempt to add a whole packet of matches onto it to “really make it stand out”, and was quick to ensure that it wouldn't happen… yet. They were tucked away in the corner of the campsite, away from the other students who had grouped up in their own circles, which was nice. It also meant that they could hoard the marshmallows from everyone else. Jester and Veth had made a big show of their stolen sweets when the other students had gone to check in that they had returned, and so far, no one seemed to know their bags of treats were missing. Which also meant the two were trying to eat them as fast as they could. Molly had said he would pay whoever ate the most (and kept them down), and the two have been at it ever since. 

Yasha had handed out the flower crowns she and Jester made during the day, and made sure to let Caleb know that Frumpkin, who was currently curled up on his lap, had been a good boy and deserved many treats. Molly had brought his guitar along, determined to play at least one generic campfire song he knew before being told to shut up. The added music was welcomed, even if most of the time it was him just making up strumming patterns as he went on. 

Beau and Caduceus were in a deep conversation about the science behind tea, and how anything can be a kind of tea if you weren’t a coward. She was listing off ingredients that she was certain couldn’t taste nice in a tea, and he would reply with what would work well in it and how he would make it. It was amazing, and slightly concerning that his knowledge was so vast. Most of the time, Beau was certain there was nothing happening in Caduceus’ mind, he always seemed… out of it? High? Yeah, that was probably the right word. But she was determined to find a thing to add to a tea blend that wouldn't work, and he kept surprising her. 

Jester sat beside Beau, making s’mores and handing them to Fjord, attempting to make the biggest s’more in the world. She had told him that she read in an article that it was a real world record, and she wanted to beat it, though he wasn’t sure he believed her. In fact, his hands were starting to hurt and the melted marshmallow was beginning to get all over him, but she had at least four stacked up, it was too late to back out from it. While he was distracted with the s’mores mountain, Veth was stealing the marshmallows from his bag, adding it to her and Caleb’s when she saw they were running low. She had been almost caught a few times, but played it off by pretending she was pointing at the s’mores mountain, complimenting it - which only made Jester want to make it bigger. It was a perfect scheme, though he was beginning to run low on marshmallows now. 

Caleb sat with Molly and Yasha, Frumpkin asleep on his lap, listening to them workshop a new song. It was a back and forth between Yasha coming up with a set of lyrics, Molly playing some chords, Yasha changing the lyrics to fit, and then Molly playing it out. Caleb didn't know much about how the songwriting process worked, but it was interesting to hear how the two worked together. Their minds were so alike, he swore sometimes they just looked at each other and knew what the other was thinking. Molly would ask Caleb for his opinion when the two disagreed with something, and he would put in his two cents, though he made sure to let them know he was not as musically inclined as they were. 

The night crawled on, with the other students on the trip soon retreating to their tents when their fires died down. The Mighty Nein were determined to stay out for as long as they could, refusing to be the first one to retreat to their tents. 

“It’s like being in a bathhouse. You don’t wanna be the first one to go as everyone will see your ass,” Jester said through a mouthful of s’mores. She was slowly eating the giant s’more she had made, though had decided she wasn’t going to eat it all. The thought of being sick wasn’t a pleasant one.

“I’d have no shame showing you lot my ass. In fact, I’m taking this as my cue to sleep. I’m beat,” Molly said, standing up and picking up his guitar case. “Night!” With a wave of his hand, Molly retreated back to his tent. Once he had left, and had been the first one to leave the metaphorical bath, others soon followed suit. 

Caleb was the last to leave, watching the dying embers of the fire fizzle out. Veth had stayed behind to make sure he was alright, gave him a kiss on the cheek and told him to get some sleep at some point. He would, he promised. He just wanted to make sure the fire was out. When he became aware of how cold it was without the heat, he gently picked Frumpkin up into his arms, and made his way into his tent, glad to be able to sleep after a long day of walking. Tomorrow, he will sit and read. As a treat. Frumpkin curled up by his pillow, and they both drifted off to sleep.

#critical role #crit role #critical role fic #cr fic #mighty nein #mighty nein fic #jester lavorre #fjord stone #yasha nydoorin #beau lionett #caleb widogast #mollymauk tealeaf #caduceus clay #veth brenatto #critical role au

[baekhvuns]

I think the fact some of my fave duos in Ateez are Sansang and Woosang (I love Seongsang too) says a lot, I was destined to be wrecked by Yeo. 😅 why are you surprised tho?

Girl, I'm already paying for Hwa to tell his lil silly stories on Universe, btw WHERE IS HE I MISS HE 😭😭😭😭 hope had a great Chuseok, but still no texts, no photos, no nothing...

Edit: as I'm writing this he posted a letter 💔 Damn this boy has a way with words, I know he's gonan write the most emotional song in the future. Not a fan of very sentimental tracks, but I'm gonna support songwriter Seonghwa nevertheless. Lol

I saw a prophetic tweet that predicted Elizabeth's death and it said Charles will be gone in 2026 so fingers crossed. Though maybe not cause UK's economy is already in shambles and they're spending so much money on this bullshit. Yes, the fact the police approached people who held blank sheets of paper just to check, sick. Fuck this country seriously, why does London have to be in the UK :/ also I laughed so hard

Ududurhdudhsbdbjdhs don't worry cause you reminded me of that keyhole place, next time I'm in Rome I might go!

I'm getting on the plane as we speak. What does your sign say? I hope you have a Seonghwa banner with you as well.

Life As We Know It was wacky, but also sad like damn, yeah I can see that scenario actually! Blacklist is a fuck boy Hwa fic 👀

I'm focused on mister man Jae Young, complete tunnel vision, so I bet he's gonna be a dickhead 🤡 just my luck why man so pretty 🧍🏼‍♀️🧎🏼‍♀️

Stop I knew you were gonna mention the angle when Hwa fell on the board 🥴 yeah we were close and personal but LOOK AT HIS HAPPY FACE

Daily Uber driver and I just got an email from Uber......... 🤔

The duality of a man, he can be Usui, he can be Miyamura, woah. It was DV anniversary and it made me miss long haired Hwa even more 😭 I'm already used to his mushroom/bald look I'm not expecting to be happy anytime soon and now Hongjoong has let me down with his black hair as well. GIVE ME SOME FLAVOUR BOYS the tour is about to start 🤧 your scalps had enough rest, let's go

Yes, the manga is really nice and that guy (Himuro) is definitely silver Hwa, I see we agree! Despite looking cold LITERALLY he's a lil meow meow who enjoys flowers and cats, I mean that's Seonghwa for sure. I'm glad to see another office romance, I like some high school stuff, but I wanna watch adults, like Wotakoi

Not a fan of Ariana, but I mean why not I guess?

I started Big Mouth, but stopped following kdramas for a while, because I'm focusing on anime, I have so many to finish. I forgot about Why Her? and tbh not sure if I wanna pick it up again. But so far I've enjoyed BM! Did something shitty happen?

Yes I was that baby they waved to actually (real)

I'm once again craving sporty Hwa fanfiction - also not him acting like he was fighting for his life when there was literally no competition jwuudiajdjnshdjdhdhs. And - DV 💖

hi hello!!!

I think the fact some of my fave duos in Ateez are Sansang and Woosang (I love Seongsang too) says a lot, I was destined to be wrecked by Yeo. 😅 why are you surprised tho?

omg yeosang's duo with anyone is >>>> sansang is so,,, mAKES ME WANNA LOOK AWAY i was surprised bc i thought u would gravitate towards the line with insane duality or the hoe line,,, so mingi was my first bet after u said hongsanhwa,, mingi during thanxx????? 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Girl, I'm already paying for Hwa to tell his lil silly stories on Universe, btw WHERE IS HE I MISS HE 😭😭😭😭 hope had a great Chuseok, but still no texts, no photos, no nothing... //// Edit: as I'm writing this he posted a letter 💔 Damn this boy has a way with words, I know he's gonan write the most emotional song in the future. Not a fan of very sentimental tracks, but I'm gonna support songwriter Seonghwa nevertheless. Lol

LMFAOOOO HIS SILLY LITTLE STORIES AND LETTERS 😭😭😭😭 whenever he writes something it';s so emotionally filled with heartbreakingly beautiful words and a cute ass photo 😭😭😭😭 SFGSFGBFCHBI THAT TWEET PLEASE THATS SO SO TRUE AND ACCURATE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I saw a prophetic tweet that predicted Elizabeth's death and it said Charles will be gone in 2026 so fingers crossed. Though maybe not cause UK's economy is already in shambles and they're spending so much money on this bullshit. Yes, the fact the police approached people who held blank sheets of paper just to check, sick. Fuck this country seriously, why does London have to be in the UK :/ also I laughed so hard

bestie as i was answering this canada declared an official holiday on sept19 as queen's death day,,, free holiday i guess 😭😭😭 charles 2026 dfhggfh i want william on it so he could give diana her title back LMFAOOO THE AD THING 😭😭😭😭 but that paddington bear thing was really cute 😭😭

Ududurhdudhsbdbjdhs don't worry cause you reminded me of that keyhole place, next time I'm in Rome I might go! // I'm getting on the plane as we speak. What does your sign say? I hope you have a Seonghwa banner with you as well.

pls do bc it looks so pretty!!,, LMFAOOO DFBGBJ I FOR A SECOND GENUINELY THOUGHT U WERE GOING SOMEWHERE 😭😭 my sign says "pink hwa pc hand it over here"

Life As We Know It was wacky, but also sad like damn, yeah I can see that scenario actually! Blacklist is a fuck boy Hwa fic 👀

IT REALLY WAS 😭😭😭 sad for the kid i wonder if they told her 😭😭,, oh????? oh. huh a fuckboy au 👀

I'm focused on mister man Jae Young, complete tunnel vision, so I bet he's gonna be a dickhead 🤡 just my luck why man so pretty 🧍🏼‍♀️🧎🏼‍♀️

FGJHSEF TUNNEL VISION SOMETIMES BFDBFJ IM SERIOUS WHEN U SENDING ASKS LIKE THIS THE WAY I LAUGH OUT SO LOUD 😭😭😭😭 oH bet he will be the duckhead,, but maybe a lost cat <3 just like hwa,, why would u send that.

Stop I knew you were gonna mention the angle when Hwa fell on the board 🥴 yeah we were close and personal but LOOK AT HIS HAPPY FACE

ALL MY EYES GO TO IS THE ANGLE IT WONT GET OUT CJFHJHFJ ITS A VERY INTERESTING ANGLE, EATING MY FIST ACTUALLY

Daily Uber driver and I just got an email from Uber......... 🤔

the perfect man?? free driver??? communicates in emails??? 😮‍💨😮‍💨

The duality of a man, he can be Usui, he can be Miyamura, woah. It was DV anniversary and it made me miss long haired Hwa even more 😭 I'm already used to his mushroom/bald look I'm not expecting to be happy anytime soon and now Hongjoong has let me down with his black hair as well. GIVE ME SOME FLAVOUR BOYS the tour is about to start 🤧 your scalps had enough rest, let's go

no ur so right,,, he's so diverse it HURTS. hONGJOONG DYED HIS HAIR BLACK AGAIN??????? IM ON THE PLANE TO KQ RIGHT NOW RUNNING TO HIM WITH A HAIR DYE,, LMFAOOO SCALPS HA ENOUGH REST 😭😭😭

Yes, the manga is really nice and that guy (Himuro) is definitely silver Hwa, I see we agree! Despite looking cold LITERALLY he's a lil meow meow who enjoys flowers and cats, I mean that's Seonghwa for sure. I'm glad to see another office romance, I like some high school stuff, but I wanna watch adults, like Wotakoi

NO BC I DIDNT EXPECT HIM TO BE COLD, LITERALLY,,,, a little meoe mewo 😭😭😭 literally hwa 😭😭😭😭 stop YOU WATCHED WOTKAI TOO 😭😭😭😭 IM ABOUT TO SCREAM DFHG. I LOVE THAT ONE SO MUCH 😭😭 SCREAMING

Not a fan of Ariana, but I mean why not I guess? //// I started Big Mouth, but stopped following kdramas for a while, because I'm focusing on anime, I have so many to finish. I forgot about Why Her? and tbh not sure if I wanna pick it up again. But so far I've enjoyed BM! Did something shitty happen?

catch me deactiavting when that happens,, YES SO SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED IT BLEW MY MIND,,, THE RECENT TWIST HAD ME GASPING and now there's only two ep's left 😭😭😭😭 back in the anime phase, i also felt that i have been searching up shoujo's to watch for a while now and it's all i been doing 😭😭😭😭

Yes I was that baby they waved to actually (real)

OH I DIDNT KNOW U WERE THAT TALL

I'm once again craving sporty Hwa fanfiction - also not him acting like he was fighting for his life when there was literally no competition jwuudiajdjnshdjdhdhs. And - DV 💖

that one race he wins after losing himself, going thru so much training and almost quitting and having a character development >>>> LMFAOOO HES SO DRAMATIC DBDF and ming thinks he's 5ft😭😭😭😭

he's so embarasing, that one guy in kdrama that calls u noona and has crush on u but u think of him as a kid and he gets butthurt, that's his energy

????

bestie i got a quiz

#✉️ : ask #dv 💖 anon

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first of all your emoticon for me,,,,,, about to make that become my whole personality😈 also i realized later on that yours should've been with a heart instead,,, the heart just doesn't do you justice you literally radiate love😾 ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊ the only right way!!!😌 the soobin tweet??? why does it look like a mugshot😭😭 but working feels like being imprisoned so it's very on theme ig😐 ofc beffie let's go txt did not create run away for us to just live in these conditions!!!!! stop it i'm lit erally blushing and giggl ing rn.......... ur NOT evil!!!!!!!! i know that you always need to set aside some time to reply!!! you know i will always wait for u💘🫂💖🫶🏻💓 no because the "SICKENING" combined witch the crutches emoji had me laughing so hard😭😭😭 i can't believe instagram would do that to me though. currently walking towards zuckerberg's office with pitchfork in hand😾 i'll send a ss of it along with this ask!!! i get it beffie i always put off listening to new songs for sooooo long😭😭 the only group i follow really closely is txt but the 4th gen girls seem soooo lovely and they're doing so well too!! i still remember when the 3rd gen girls were basically fighting for their lives bc nobody gave them a chance but nowadays they are ON TOP!!! i like ive's music and they seem like such sweet girls too🥹 aside from them i also listen to stayc (run2u and stereotype,,, i'm kissing the forehead of whoever made those songs!!!!) and aespa (i usually don't like their songs (not illusion though!!! absolute banger🫶🏻) on first listen but somehow i hear them everywhere until i get obsessed with them🧎🏻) plus newjeans seem to have very good music!! but i've only heard snippets so far and i'm kind of intimidated by their age they're still babies to me i can't believe how young idols are getting😭😭 NOOOO THE VIDEOS tyun really just left him to fend for himself😭 choi line is so unserious i'm pretty sure they've convinced themselves that bickering is as important as oxygen🤨 AND THE SOOBIN VID you're so right that IS us!! OFC I LISTENED TO THE CB!!!!!!! as expected from txt it was a masterpiece🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 ESPECIALLY RING oh m ygod ring,,,,,, it has been on repeattttt along with hitori no yoru!!! and the mv😧😧😧 it was so different from the korean version and the theories about it are so😵‍💫😵‍💫 what about you beffie!!!!!! here is the first the second and a third one to add onto the one you sent me!!! take care and give ur cats a kiss from me I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!

🤯❤️‍🩹⁉️⁉️ oh my god it’s literaly ben 9 days:?.?.?.!:!2&2&!/:!;! i feel like this is the first time ive been able to breathe for a little hehe :( anyway sheesh…… (im pathetically sorry btw, like very very very sorry) nono the hearts (+sparkles) are for YOU !!!!!! u radiate love 😿 it’s all you for heaven’s sakes… a lotta bit of this .˚ * ⊹ • and ♡ᐝ and boom = APPLE, everything good and nice in this world :”) yes.. work = prison. i want out 🗣 !!!! i think… i think that i’m going to try (as much as this wrenches my heart) to make messages more concise(?) at least in an efficient way so that it tricks my brain into making me answer them first before doing all my stupid monotonous tasks (idk why im set up this way 🥺 wish i could change) i just feel like im making things 100x times worse by doing nothing *cries* anyways i say this all the time so it’s pointless i suppose hehe you’d think by now i’d get myself together 🥺 nyway the last of my intentions was to just take up all my talking with my deprecation anyway haha anyway omg we mob zuckerburg’s office together ? im Down 🥹 (that picture is so funny omg ty 4 sending it to me) twice runs this world <3 twice world domination omg i enjoy those groups’ music too !!!! tho i rlly rlly love stayc im a swith 🫀 moaswith before human hehe and ahhh txt vocals in both songs?!2!2?2?3’!2!2! really appreciate the way soobin’s voice was used 🫶 good job kings 🫶 i cant even make up my mind on what really happened in the music video agh i kinda love it when something is sooo open ended that it can fit multiple theories and there’s room for it to be looked at differently through different perspectives idk the human mind is so :0 when u think about it… at the end of the day we’re just ants on a log idk 😧 i havent a clue as to what has happened since we last spoke since i feel like ive lost track of the entire world it seems 😔 imwsorrymmmm let’s see…. anything new that’s happened in ur life ? 🧐 anything that ur looking forward to or that you’ve got coming up ? 😿 i’d lov to know <3 also one thing i know is selugi solo cb *cue gasp* was there any of the rv solos that you liked more than the others ? i have to know or ill implode jk hehe also i still haven’t seen the new season for talk x today but camping with beomgyu ??? 🥺 sounds so nice hnckdjffjf AND UR LINKS!!1!1!2! ty for forwarding the penguin hyuka agenda 🫡🫡🫡 im respectfully devastated 🫡🫡🫡 the soobin tweet for some reason glitched my phone out so bad i had to restart my phone rn haha made me giggle thanks soob <3 never a dull moment with u guys and the third one disappeared ☹️ nonetheless i hold it all very dear and close to me thank you 🥹 always for thinking of me so nicely though i don’t deserve it ! YOU’RE THE ONE WHO’s…. You rock 🫶 these yeonkais are so adorable ouchies 😭 ur links for this 📫: beomgyu cat 💔 bg’s duality 🙀 the snow just like we want 😿😿😿 and us probably in an au and um here’s a song for you that ive become emotionally and physically attached to anyways… i think im rambling and contradicting myself so badly i feel like a dog that tore up a sofa while its owners were gone wjhfjsjfjsjjfj anyways. Bottom line is… i adore you and i truly hope that things have been going well for you and will continue to do so and if you are encountering a rough patch it shall pass <3 and you won’t have to endure it alone for i love you and am here for you

#ask >3< #i might have cried #i have a stye so i cant see that well rn omg #[❤️⭐️]—aquí te amo