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#that sounds like a threat to me
isabugs · 3 months
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some. idea. designs for @pyrusinc and i’s lady mosaic au. yall heard of lady blanc. get ready for whatever the fuck this is and the devastating power of creation
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knific · 1 month
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part one of confronting my weird visions
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navnae · 1 year
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Eddie: god when I get my hands on Harrington I’m fucking him
Gareth: don’t you mean fucking him up?
Eddie: that’s what I said
Jeff: no you didn’t
Eddie: this isn’t about me
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Honestly the helluva boss villains are so goofy because most of them are like “grr you shouldn’t have done that you’re going to pay for that!” and this is me reaction every time
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ilovebeingaturtle · 8 months
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Post Good Genes 03 AU where Donnie will randomly every now and then change back into a terrifying reptile monster but this time the level of inconvenience he causes is about the equivalent of a misbehaving dog. Mikey wakes up one morning and finds his comic book collection has been torn to shreds and Don coughs up paper while he says he has no idea how it happened. He’s telling the truth as far as he knows but it’s a case he sure isn’t winning.
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sophiethewitch1 · 7 days
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Small PSA: if you do this I will immediately block you. I am chronically ill and have no interest in this sort of fan. I feel guilty about not writing enough... And it's fanfiction of all things... My priority is my own health, always and forever.
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astraldemise · 7 months
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its been years but i still think the most stressful moment in any online horror story ive read is the tow truck scene in the left right game
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lolomidi · 1 month
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Ngl I'm a bit confused as to why people think Vox beat Alastor back in the day and/or that their fight was what caused Alastor to go underground for seven years. I didn't get that vibe from their duel in Episode 2 at all.
Alastor seems to treat him as a mild amusement/annoyance more than anything (something supported by comments outside of the show), and this is the man with the most rancid streak of pettiness in the entire show besides Adam. If he'd lost against a rival then he would have taken that shit personally, but their whole dynamic hinges on Alastor not giving Vox the attention/respect he wants and Vox being obsessed in return.
I also think Vox would have brought up the fact that he beat the Radio Demon at the height of his power when he was slandering him if that was what happened, even if it was a dirty fight that, say, had the Vees ganging up on Alastor like some have suggested. That one line is ambiguous and that's probably on purpose, but I doubt Vox came out on top.
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brionysea · 11 months
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looking for umbrella academy fics is like okay do i wanna see five relax and have a nice time, maybe go for a walk, get a dog, or do i wanna see klaus being stupidly overpowered with his unkillable ghost army and his levitation and his telekinesis that's powerful enough to literally single-handedly save the world but only works when he's not wearing shoes for some reason and his complete inability to die or be killed permanently because god is a little girl on a bike who doesn't like him very much but that might be a lie and he can just do whatever he wants and she can't stop him because he has domain over the dead and his invisible spy network of friendly ghosts who love to gossip and tell him everything and his distinctly separate clairvoyance that just lets him know everything including future events that haven't happened yet and his struggle with maintaining control when possessed by distinctly unfriendly ghosts trying to kill his family and
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ibeewashere · 4 months
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Brennan Lee Mulligan.
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whump-queen · 4 months
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begging someone to hold a gun to my head so my brain will finally make me do my dishes, laundry, vacuuming, job applications, emails, messages,, just to get anything done at all without constantly wanting to die
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maegalkarven · 6 months
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Anyone thought about the fact what Gortash knew Zariel personally 10 fucking years ago?
Like Zariel needed someone to test her new machinery and Gortash was around just enough to simply suggest and then sell Karlach.
He knew archdeviless personally. Ten years ago.
Why the hells did he even need Bane anyway? He could've steadily worked towards world domination on his own.
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densitywell · 3 months
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genuinely unsure if a lot of people haven't seen the first EXU or if Dorian's edges have been sanded off through time and shipping but bbygirl i remember when you sold out a low-level crime boss to a betrayer god. not only do i still think about how huffy and defensive you got when Orym and Fy'ra wouldn't let you hold onto the Corruption Crown That Is Obviously Corrupting You, and how you tried to play on THEIR insecurities to assuage your own but you were arguing with two of the most steadfast in their values duty-before-feelings bitches in Tal'dorei so you just came across a bit like a kid throwing a tantrum. But I treasure it fondly its my favorite thing you've ever done
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dandelionstep · 11 months
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tommyinnit im speaking directly into your ear right now release the dsmp world download or im going to
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toastpandadraws · 19 days
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Beelzebub and Gabriel aren’t a good couple
Before I say this, I mean absolutely no disrespect or hatred to Neil Gaiman, this is just the only thing I genuinely hated about season 2 and it’s been on my mind lately.
First off, Gabriel and Beelzebub were too changed for the sake of putting them in a relationship. I’m not saying this and talking about the actor change, I understand why the actor for Beelzebub was changed and I am not blaming the new actor for this at all. But we see Beelzebub get this sudden light switch change in their personality that came from nowhere, and nobody can say “oh they changed because of influence from Gabriel” because we’ve also seen that Gabriel is just a huge asshole. Beelzebub wouldn’t suddenly start being nice and forgiving because of Gabriel’s angelic influence, and all it took for Gabriel was a mind swipe and he’s suddenly nice now too? I’ve seen people talk about tropes where evil characters get a mind swipe and then being nice as a sign that they’ve gone through abuse that made them mean but Gabriel was supreme archangel, he was pampered and entitled. These two knew each other for a year and then without question they put away thousands and thousands of years of hatred and resentment just for the sake of suddenly being in love, ignoring the fact that they tried to kill Aziraphale and Crowley just a few years before for simply talking to each other. Then when all is said and done they just go off together with literally no consequences (I have my own theories on why they are allowed to be together but not Azi and Crow but that can be another post) which leads me to this last topic: their fates for season three. Assuming that any of their relationship is completely realistic for them and doesn’t involve glossing over a few plot points, I think it would be most in character for them to never come back. Because inherently, they’re both still the selfish assholes we saw from the first season, they’re love was not built on a love of humanity (and no Beelzebubs enjoyment of “every day” does not count) and due to their selfishness, they wouldn’t want to fight alongside Aziraphale and Crowley to protect humanity. In fact, I’d love to see proof that there’s still a scrap of those two from the first season and that these aren’t just two completely new characters by having Aziraphale try to encourage them to fight for humanity with him and both of them saying no simply because they’re only out for themselves. Because face it, Gabriel and Beelzebub are still both bad characters and don’t actually give a shit about humanity. 
TL;DR: Gabriel and Beelzebub were better off being a crack ship.
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spacedlexi · 10 months
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sooo glad we live in the universe where twdgs4 was rewritten to be about saving the school instead of the original lis2-esque on the road each-episode-is-a-new-location plot. really dodged a bullet there
dont know if it was due to the cuts and collapsing work environment (no budget for all the assets needed) or what but the school plot is just like the perfect setting for her to end her story. and we really almost got a plot about her.... just trying to make it back to her original house? oof
#my biggest problem with lis2 is that being on the road made a lot of your choices essentially meaningless#like wheres the threat of consequence when you know youll be gone by the next episode anyway?#the kids were originally gonna kick them out permanently.......Nightmare Scenario#the plot of her trying to get back 'home' is so silly honestly like its Just nostalgia/fan bait. convince me otherwise you cant#it makes no sense....she lived right outside a major city... that place is Not safe anymore#it wasnt even safe when she left it 8 years ago girl why would you go back#her finding a place to MAKE a new home and having to fight for it? with a community of her peers who love and respect her? so much better#shes a community leader now :) of a bunch of kids living secretly in the woods just trying to make a safe home for themselves#in a hostile world that wants them dead#love that for her#shes been managing adults since she was 11 and even before that tried to be a voice of reason. at 8 years old. community leader makes sense#s4 is just so narratively sound to me for clems character that i cant believe there was ever any other direction they wanted to go in#every time im thinking about how good s4 is i remember what it almost was......... and i am so grateful we got what we did#not only do we live in the universe where s4 is about the school but we Also live in the universe where s4 was un-cancelled :) yay#shit makes me so happy man. i remember clem is living happily at ericsons and my day is Immediately improved#these little fictional bitches in my head giving me free serotonin on command#it speaks#twdg
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