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necromosss · 3 months
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incendavery · 7 months
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waltz practice
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citruscore · 11 months
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well i just think they should talk maybe. as a treat for me
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vaniliens · 3 months
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Colored another minigram!
Happy Deep Cover + Mahiru's Birthday!!!
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spirit-lanterns · 2 months
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What about those personal partied? And why am I trying so nuch to get a rabbit drunk
Bunnies are allowed to take “personal rentals” where they are invited outside of the casino by patrons to attend private parties. In these parties, since the Bunnies are technically working on their own and not under the casino, they don’t have to adhere to the casino’s rules.
HOWEVER. This also means that the Bunnies are responsible for their own safety. When they take these private events by themselves, they are responsible for how much they drink, keeping themself safe, etc. but thankfully Reader trusts the HSR women a lot, so she drinks freely when with them 💕
When Bunny Reader is drunk, she gets very loopy and it’s entertaining to witness. If you thought Bunny was clingy when she was sober, oh is it multiplied by like fifty when she’s drunk. She’s rubbing up against the girls, pouting if they’re not giving her constant attention, and becoming a needy mess whilst stumbling around like a sleepy bunny.
She’s tripping over her own two feet, super giggly, but will be arguing with the TV with how she keeps her anger pent up in the casino 😭😭
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starheirxero · 23 days
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Btw I can't lie I find it INSANELY funny how many people have fallen for not just the tsams thumbnail, but ALSO tlaes thumbnail. You are all, in fact, the april fools
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a tl;dr of chapters 3-5 of my book
Young Jewish People: Hey man the girls have been bringing us all these reports of massacres in the east and we think this is the beginning of a large-scale German plot to exterminate all the Jews in Europe. Older Jewish People: Fucking millennials like ok maybe the Germans can pull that shit in shitholes like Riga, but this is Warsaw. We are the center of civilized Europe and the West wouldn't allow it to happen here.
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Ok I was gonna keep up my usual gallows humor [sorry; it's literally the only way I can do this work and remain semi-normal] bullshit, but that was going to involve linking directly to Jankiel Wiernik's testimony regarding his time as a slave laborer at the Treblinka Death Camp, where the majority of the Jews of Warsaw were murdered.
I can't do that in good conscience without putting a MASSIVE warning. Because I want to be very fucking clear--and I am not doing black humor on any level right now--this testimony is genuinely horrific and fucked me up real bad. Like "I don't think I'll ever get these horrible images out of my head" bad. Like my body started having an anxiety response the moment I found a web version of the testimony, bad. And I've been a Holocaust historian for 12 years. Basically every horrifying thing you suspect went down during the Holocaust but you don't really want to look under that rock is in here. Except medical experimentation. Even I can't fuck with that.
Um, but here's his testimony, if you think you're ready. Seriously if you have any doubts don't click. It won't make you any more or less of a [Gender]. I'm kind of questioning whether I should even provide the link, but my training as an archivist has me thinking that, now that I've brought it up, it's not ethical for me to make that choice for you.
Link.
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ominous-auburn-orbs · 5 months
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@just-observing-here Here's the fic you suggested! Hope I followed the prompt right
Jax had pushed it too far. Gangle couldn't take it any longer. The performers saw how a glitching mass of black and brightly coloured eyes had tried to consume her. They were just barely able to calm her down enough to return her to normal. Even Jax had left her alone after that.
Throughout the whole process, Caine had just stood by. He could've helped. He knew he should've. But he had felt paralysed. Fear, he reminded himself. It was called fear. It was a sudden wake-up call for him that any of the performers could abstract at any time, and he would never be able to get them back. Was it his fault they were abstracting? He never wanted them to. He'd gotten attached to this group. He always did. How could he save them? Could he save them at all?
His hand glitched, causing his cane to fall through it. That had started happening since these thoughts had begun. He picked up the cane, but it just fell again. A bit frustrated now, he clicked his fingers to make it disappear, but instead it just shrank. Guess he'll have to deal with that later.
Before long, Caine's thoughts were spiralling again. His chest was getting tighter. He couldn't save them. He couldn't save them. He couldn't-
His body filled with a sharp and painful tingling, causing him to lose control of his floating. The collision with the ground brought him back once more. The loud thud it created also alerted a nearby Kinger, whose responding scream caused both worry and relief. Kinger could help him. But what if Kinger was scared of his glitching? What if it spread like abstraction?
Just as Caine was picking himself up from the floor, Kinger rounded the corner.
"I heard something, are you okay?"
"I'm perfectly fine, my dear! There's nothing you need to stress over! Nothing at all!" His arm disconnected for a moment, floating beside him before moving back. Kinger definitely saw it.
"W-what was that? Is that meant to be happening?" Now Kinger was concerned. No way out of it now, Caine had had to learn that the hard way before. Odd how he seemed so forgetful and unaware, yet unable to drop something he truly cared about or noticed.
"Well, no, but I'm sure it'll just fix itself!" Kinger ignored him, reaching for his arms and inspecting him, but struggling to keep hold as Caine kept clipping through.
"Did you catch this from Gangle?" The chess piece continued to run his hands along where the glitch showed, pulling a nervous and flustered chuckle from Caine. "Hmm, probably not, or I'd have caught it by now, too. You were pretty far from Gangle anyway..."
Kinger continued to mutter to himself, trying to find a pattern in the glitches. Caine just stared at him. What would he do when he lost him? Caine wasn't ready for that. Kinger could never abstract. He'd lasted this long, but it's not like he could last forever.
Kinger jumped back when Caine went through a strong full-body glitch, bringing him to his knees.
"Caine!" Kinger's hands supported the ringmaster, keeping him from falling any further, but his now ever changing shape made that easier said than done. "Just- just try taking some deep breaths! That usually helps me."
"Kinger- I don't have lungs," he laughed. How could he laugh? Kinger shouldn't be protecting him, it should be the other way around. The chess piece had no idea how much danger he was in.
"O-oh, uh- then what's causing these glitches? Was it Gangle? We fixed her and her comedy mask up, if you were worrying about that. Even gave her a nose, too! I thought an extra feature might make her feel better." Caine was laughing again, the glitches calming. So it was based on his feelings. "I know I'd feel pretty good if I was given a mouth, let alone a nose, even if it was just drawn on! Bet you'd like it if I had a mouth, huh?"
The ringmaster burst out laughing, startled by the comment. Well, he supposed Kinger wasn't wrong.
"Hey, the glitches stopped!" Kinger pressed his face to Caine's teeth in a makeshift kiss. "Who knew I was such a comedic genius?"
Caine just kept giggling, pulling Kinger closer. "I could've guessed."
Kinger joined in on the laughter as well, until he was sure Caine was fine again. "So, any idea as to what that was about?"
A melancholy feeling started creeping across the back of Caine's mind, but it went away when he looked into Kinger's eyes again. "Is it okay if I tell you later?"
"Of course, honey. Whatever helps." Caine's face reddened at the pet name.
"H-honey??" The whirring sound of computer fans emitted from him. Kinger kissed him again, the smile clear on his face despite his lack of a mouth. Maybe everything would be fine after all.
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aethersea · 6 months
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Trick or treat!
At some point when I was writing batfics I sat down to figure out all the kids’ ages at various points in the story. Obviously the idea of comics canon having a “consistent timeline” is a laughable one, but for the purposes of my fics, at least, I could set something up. It’s just a reference doc, so I won’t bore you with the details, but here are some fun little quirks of how the dates shook out:
Steph became Spoiler on the first or second of January. This is because I love the image of her standing in front of her bedroom mirror, wearing the complete costume for the first time, and murmuring to herself – part joke, part hyping herself up, part deadly serious – “New year, new me.”
Dick’s birthday is just a month after Jason’s. This means that for just one month, they could do that sibling thing of “ooooh I’m gonna catch up to you!” Unfortunately, Dick and Jason’s relationship took a couple years to get to the point where they could have that kind of goofiness. By the time of Jason’s fifteenth birthday, they were finally in a place where they’d be able to make that joke—but just a month shy of that, Jason died.
I’d like to think Bruce is 24 when he adopts Dick, specifically because Dick is about 24-25 when Bruce dies and Dick has to take care of Damian. And I think he must have looked at this small grief-stricken boy, who wants to murder all his problems and refuses to be treated like a child, and had this horribly painful realization that Bruce was his age when they first met. He is older now than Bruce was then. I think when that first hit him it nearly took him out right then and there, but it hit him halfway through an argument with Damian so he just swallowed down the hysterical sound trying to climb up his throat and put it away for later. And then I think that once Damian was put to bed that night he curled up in an armchair in the library and just. Sat with that.
Jason had his comeback tour in October. In subsequent years, certain parties never let him live this down. Steph, loudly, to Duke: “and remember, every Halloween the Red Hood distributes severed heads to the good little boys and girls of the Gotham Police Department" Jason: “you decapitate a bunch of people ONE TIME—”
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m-chromatic · 1 year
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@tvlandofficial's tenna's bad day gets worse ft: shaplin
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speedrunning "becoming TV Land's public enemy #1" any%!!!
joke lifted from this video
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lunarharp · 1 year
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da love zone △▲
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jobey-wan-kenobi · 2 years
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the absolute contrast between most of the dracula daily content and mina's entries...
renfield and seward: stuck with each other (we're sposed to feel sorry for seward i think? but renfield is just vibing in a damn lunatic asylum and seward is a self-important jackass, so, you know. fuck him. i hope renfield feeds his corpse to some flies.)
captain of the demeter: his men are disappearing and he's facing imminent mutiny
jonathan harker: literally battling the forces of hell for his life and soul
mina: ahhhhh holidaying at the yorkish seaside is so pleasant! 😊 the scenery fulfills the soul! 😊 i tried to get one of the old locals to tell me a spooky story but he preferred to go home for tea haha, so quaint
also mina: i met my darling lucy at the station 😊😊😊 and let me just tell you, diary, that girl of mine looking fine af
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t4tails · 4 months
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movies over i never want to see frank millers ugly block style EVER AGAINNN
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bubblebaath · 2 years
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counters for chiffonfluff and rabbit-exe on artfight!
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misterbeetleboose · 2 months
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Me proposing to Bj, six shots into a Booze like “Beejay ur mom suuucks. My mom rules. Letsssss have the samemOnM” 😎😘🧐
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dathen · 1 year
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Watson: You must think I’m a terrible busybody to be paying so much attention to my new roommate!
Me: Hehe cute ☺️
Watson: But please remember that my life is pointless and I have no friends and barely have the strength to go outside~ 😊
Me: 😨😰😢🥺😭
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