CG: THIS IS *NOT* WHAT I ENVISIONED WHEN WE DISCUSSED WEARING EACH OTHERS SIGNS. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A ROMANTIC GESTURE NOT ANOTHER OF YOUR PANSHITTINGLY MORONIC “IRONIES” YOU—-
TG: yo yo yo yo babe shooosh
TG: it isnt like that ok
TG: the irony levels are negligible at best
TG: i mean you know that ironies meter never hits absolute zero not when it comes to striders
TG: its like
CG: DO NOT. START. MAKING SHITHIVE METAPHORS YOU THINKPAN ADDLED WRIGGLER.
TG: ok ok sorry
TG: im not playing around with the sign stuff im being hella solemn with this big ol 69 on my chest like when dirk sees it and says nice i don’t even say nice back
TG: you may not understand what a personal sacrifice that is but you gotta trust me when I say the gravity im bringing to this bitch is for real
TG: i just think crabs are cute ok
TG: can you look at these and honestly tell me they’re not cute
CG: …
CG: YEAH THEY’RE PRETTY CUTE
TG: ikr
CG: FUCK YOU ANYWAY
TG: anytime krabby babby
CG: I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP NOOKBREATH
TG: wonk
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I guess I’m known as gay magatron now?
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>staff implements a non-optional algorithmic dash
>people find out very quickly the the algorithm isnt very good
>immediately people start gaming the system to make every post the 'rat rat rat' post
>website becomes functionally unusable
>staff takes down algorithmic dash and says it will return
>it never comes back
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Oh I gave a great idea! *breaks character's psyche into a million unsalvageable pieces with a baseball bat*
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merlin trending randomly every so often is one of the funniest things on this website
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[Day 155]
Sunflowers always face the sun
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So like. If sunflowers always face the sun and the majority of the sunflowers on scar's shawl are on his back and on the side does that mean scar still trusts grian with his back or he turned his back on him rejected him moved on or sometimes they wish they are by each other's sides again or are they allies or enemies this will be the death of m <- epic shower thoughts
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Edit: someone added an ID in the reblogs!
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