#that is the perfect height for me

[clownsuu]

Holy cow there’re a lot and I really do mean A LOT of Welcome Home AUs, and more coming too. Not saying it’s a bad thing, but it makes sense considering WH doesn’t have a lot to work with so it leaves tons of room for fans to play around with. I just hope it doesn’t get outta hand like what happened to Undertale with its AUs.

People are free to have creative liberty on what aus they wanna make- like you said there is very little canon content to munch on so people will pull a “fine I’ll do it myself” JCHFHDHU-

I personally don’t mind it as well, but I do enjoy the aus where they purposely change Wally’s height just to make him more simp-able LMAOO

#Personally all my aus (like 3-4-? Honestly kinda just one aka mob the others are off brands LMAO) Wally are all still the same height #Except Yakuza Wally #He’s a single apple taller #Used god like powers to gain a single inch of height #Home wouldn’t allow any more smhhhhhh #Iv seen a lot of aus but personally I’m a big fan of the more jokey/light hearted non serious ones #Like this one whole au is just Wally being high LMAOOOO #Iv been tempted to make a au just called “Wally commits tax evasion/fraud” for like two weeks now #Oh I also love gangster au (joke au please don’t take this seriously) from toonz #Stunning amazing brilliant perfect show stopping- #More serious is probably greyscale #Mostly cause one: dadpa biased- #And two it’s a really cool concept with hella lotta drama for it (gotta love me some broken ass peeps) #But yeah as long as people don’t start making really sus aus/breaking clowns boundaries in the au verse we should be fine #Cause lort fuggin knows that they will be harassed to oblivion for it JDHDHDDH

[skywerse]

i see The Riptide Artist is a tall gill truther

look at my cheat sheet and LISTEN,,,, (as someone of jay's height) he still counts as a member of a little guy gang to me,,,, HE'S ON THE VERGE, OKAY I GET IT (but still little guy to me)

#jrwi riptide #ask #as a fnc enjoyer i am obligated to make gill's height perfect for forehead kisses #sorry not sorry #and if you ask 'why is your jay so itty bitty' then let me tell you #ava is taller than lizzie... #jay got bad luck on the height lottery

[shamblespirate]

Why all men in One Piece so freaking HUGE

I am adding my humble height for comparsion

#my height is perfect to just suck doffy's cock #in reality I just want Law to kiss my forehead #Kid would prolly just use me as an armrest #One Piece #Trafalgar Law #Eustass Kid #Charlotte Katakuri #Sir Crocodile #donquixote doflamingo #Shanks #shambles posts

[jekyllnahyena]

Simon may not have learned anything new here, but he didn’t need the reminder to be so public.

(courtesy of me seeing a small clip of one of the most insane arm bar take downs and going ‘that’s hot’)

#simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #ghostsoap #like the technique is insane and prob not all that useful but its so fucking cool #perfect combo of height difference usage n speed n unhinged madness i love it #so of course soap would be someone that would try that shit #reg is on the side going equally 'fuck i wish that were me' and cackling her ass off #ajekyllsart #ajekyllsunhingesketch #needed to doodle this

[selfshipseaside]

☆ Reminder to all you self-shippers with unconventional height differences with your f/os that you're all just as amazing, cool, and cute! Are you a tallgirl™? Or perhaps a shortking™? Maybe a majesty somewhere in between? Your f/os love you for your height no matter what! They don't want you any taller or shorter than you are, no matter what societal standards might dictate. Your dynamic with them is just as cute!

#self-ship #selfship #selfshipping #self-shipping #selfship imagines #selfshipping imagines #f/o imagine #self insert imagine #self insert #f/o imagines #selfship positivity #romantic f/o #coming from your local tallgirl™!! #Plenty of my f/os that are masc/men are shorter than me. does that stop me? nope! #Your femininity/masculinity/ambiguity is not compromised or based on your height! You yourself are at a perfect height as is!

[breelynnxoxoxo]

LET’S GET YOU OUT OF THESE? 👖👖👖

#want to be with you #want you to want me #want her body so badly #want her body #take her #take me to new heights #need my lover #lovers forever #lesbian lovers #perfect lovers

[getousatoruu]

You know Geto is at a perfect height to kiss Gojo’s nape everytime they are close together

#also perfect height to hoist that mf on his shoulders like a sack of potatoes #I am sorry but teen Gojo’s twig legs takes me out everytime #geto suguru #gojo satoru #jjk #jujutsu kaisen

[must4rds33d]

who said i forgot about them

#jane eyre #height difference is important. edward may not be that tall but jane is TINY!!! #zelah’s jane was close to perfection in terms of height but timothy is TOO tallnfkdfiejfkcj A FOOT TALL COMPARED TO HER????;? #mr rochester #charlotte brontë #jane eyre art #my art #artists on tumblr #i was listening to aliens by chuu btw. if you even care. it reminded me of them sorta

[tending-the-hearth]

the fact that their relationship is so painfully underrated when it's possibly one of the most important relationships in the entire movie series.

they were the first two to enter into Narnia, and from the moment they find themselves there, they become representations of the two sides, Lucy as Aslan's, and Edmund as Jadis'. they grow from being the furthest apart of the four to being the closest, Lucy bringing Edmund back to the light and him being able to rely on his sister. They're the most physically affectionate duo (after Peter and Lucy), and in "Voyage of the Dawn Treader", they're basically able to read each other's minds and trust in each other wholeheartedly.

and don't even get me started on the fact that Lucy is so connected to Edmund's domain, and Edmund is just as connected to Lucy's domain, so much so that during their time as rulers, unless someone knew their full titles, they probably got the domains mixed up.

they share everything with each other, and know each other's worst fear and their nightmares, and now I'm thinking about the fact that, when the train started to derail, Edmund and Lucy just looked at each other, and he immediately pulled her into his arms, hugging her as tightly as he possibly could, and Peter grabbed the two of them and held them close, because they knew what was about to happen, they knew things were going wrong, so all they can do is just hold each other and wait for the inevitable.

#sorry abt that last part i'm thinking about how they died and i'm sad #do not separate them!!!!! #they will go ape shit if they're separated!!!! #they're my beloveds!!!!! #also i'm going to sob look how lucy grows but she's still the perfect height to cuddle her brother <333333 #their relationship is so special to me #edmund pevensie #lucy pevensie #chronicles of narnia #the lion the witch and the wardrobe #prince caspian #voyage of the dawn treader #hearth overanalyzes

[grapehyasynth]

Why do I feel like Marcus would make jokes about Simon's height while it wouldn't even occur to Wille to do that

Like someone would ask him "how tall is Simon" and Wille would say "he's the perfect height" and they'd be like "but what's his height, numerically" and Wille would say "he's a perfect number of meters tall"

#wilmon #young royals #dont get me wrong i enjoy gentle height jokes among friends and lovers as long as everyones having a good time #but wille would be like why would i tease him about it hes perfect

[the-rogue-mockingjay]

dance dance revolution!! ✨️⚘️

smooches for my dance partners, @hythlodaes' emile jenidaut and @galadae's calantha lenn 💜❤️💕

bonus zoomed-out shots below the cut:

o'ravi and the many ways she compensates for the fact she's so much shorter than all her friends and loved ones LFKGJHDH

#o'ravi and emile taking a hard-earned nap after clearing hades EX LMAOOOOO #help the way they're holding her has me wanting to cry #cala is the perfect height for waltzy poses #and emile. he is so friend shaped #kissies and hugs for the beloved elezens!!!!! #o'ravi soltholia #emile jenidaut #calantha lenn #ffxiv #gpose #ockiss24

[thefrsers]

JAMIE FRASER and CLAIRE FRASER

OUTLANDER 5.03| “Free Will”

#outlander #outlanderedit #5x03 #outlander: deleted scene #jamie fraser #jamiefraseredit #claire fraser #clairefraseredit #jamie x claire #gifs #mine #the lighting in this scene sucks ass so much #but it's one of my favorite moments so i guess that makes up for the bad lighting :') #i'll never cry about their height difference here she's so smol but like she's the perfect fit???? #and the way they're holding each other <3 #stg these two got me so fucked up its unhealthy

[mattzerella-sticks]

Everyone stay with me because I have a vision for a reboot of Supernatural...

#supernatural #spn #dean winchester #sam winchester #if they were ever looking to reboot supernatural... #i think nicholas galitzine and jacob elordi would make a perfect dean and sam #nicholas galitzine is the right amount of twink to play s1!dean #and if you haven't seen him in rwrb mary and george and bottoms trust me when I say he has the RANGE #and elordi? i think he would love to play a freak(affectionate) like sam winchester #he'd BODY that role i think his turns in euphoria and saltburn speak for themselves #there's even a height difference aspect #galaztine is 6' and elordi is 6'5'' while not exactly alike the right person is the taller brother #supernatural reboot #trust me on this #and if you're asking me who should play john i think the answer is obvious - misha #DON'T ARGUE WITH ME THE METACASTING MISHA AS REBOOT JOHN WINCHESTER IS ACTUALLY GENIUS IN ITS IRONY

[v0latileromantic]

okey dokey this is the first art i’ve doodled where i let my self insert be in a wheelchair like me irl… i am very confident about this and not self conscious at all!

#i’m actually super happy with these doodles!! #and penguin is perfect for it because he’s so short he’d be the same height as me sitting #ok to rb #selfship art #tag: art #tag: top hat #self shipping #selfship community #fictional other community #disabled selfship #disabled selfshipper

[kah-way-loh]

Everyone jokes about Americans using everything except the metric system to measure things. Anyway a Furby Baby is as tall as two Snowball marshmallow cakes

Amyl acetate (AH-mill as-eh-tate) is a chemical compound used as a flavoring agent in candy, notably bubblegum! I thought it was a cool name for a Crystal Furby Baby

[Image description: Amyl Acetate is a pink Crystal Furby Baby with multicolor tinsel in her fur. She is wearing a beaded necklace spelling her name. Next to her is a pack of two pink marshmallow cakes under the branding of Mrs. Freshley's, which is leaning against a metal stand as a height comparison. End ID.]

#tj taulks #furby #furby fandom #furby community #furblr #allfurby #safefurby #f: amyl acetate #food #< for blacklist #i salvaged the eyelashes from another furby baby! it's not a perfect attempt but it's the best i could do #when i say she's as tall as two snowball cakes i am not including the wrapper in the height #a regular customer keeps buying me dessert cakes and i don't have the heart to refuse them even though i don't eat them often #most of the time i just give them to mom after work since she likes them #also yes. that first paragraph was intentionally written like that. i thought it was funny

[james-stark-the-writer]

feel like pure shit, just want her back

#james talks #riverdale #miss the whole crew really but Betty especially bc Lili was so magnificent #god as perfect as the finale was (and it really was one of the greatest finales ever) i wish we had gotten another season #they had as good a run as a show on that network could hope for but there are few shows on there that eclipsed the network like Riverdale #like the list includes like. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend and Gossip Girl. and ig The Vampire Diaries. and that's it. #(that list is for shows almost exclusively produced by the CW. CXG DID have other producing companies but it was largely the CW). #no show will ever quite be like Riverdale ever again and no show will ever reach the heights it did. #especially not on their shoestring CW budget. #like honestly i just need more Riverdale in my life. #like RAS and the writing team found such a great way to turn their weaknesses into strengths. #as an article on the show once said [paraphrased]: it was a great show that was really good at pretending to be bad. #even now nobody gets the show like i do. #everyone thinks it's some silly little show about crazy shit with crazy plotlines and pretty lighting and aesthetics but no substance— #when in reality it's an incredible pulpy anti-fascist text questioning the role of authority using those aesthetics for a larger purpose #but i'll save the real analysis for whenever i get around to actually making the Riverdale video essay i need in my life #unless Quinton Reviews or SuperEyepatchWolf beat me to it first. they're the only people who i think will actually understand the show. #like SuperEyepatchWolf's video on the show is already pretty fun even if it's a little dismissive of the substance of the show— #(tbf to him it only covered up until the S05 mid-season finale and S06 hadn't released yet) #but like he at least feels like he gets the spirit of the show. especially with the wrestling comparison. #and i hope i don't need to explain why Quinton would get it. #anyway. i need the Riverdale crew back.