I'm not the anon who requested him but I really adore stalker yan. Thank you for writing him. <3
I can also imagine the reader being ok living with him after he says that she has full access to his bank account.
Stalker Yan: I can give you anything you want!
Reader: ... Anything???
Stalker Yan: Anything!
Reader: Even your bank account?
Stalker Yan: I-, yes...?
Reader: *Already making herself comfortable at his bed* Aight, deal.
Stalker Yan: *Overjoyed but also slightly worried at how reader accepted his offer quickly* What...?
Reader: Well, I now have a free place to live in and a loaded bank account. Besides, you are very attractive so I really don't mind being with you.
Stalker Yan: *Very flustered at reader calling him attractive*
And thus, they lived in domestic bliss with Reader being spoiled, the end.
The type of woman to create a successful business but refers to it as a "side hustle".
I think after she gets over the shock of losing her favorite gig, she'll really like him ❤️
And yeah, if he can afford to live alone, maybe she should just move in, that's not crazy right?
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Been thinking of an au idea because all day I've been wanting to sing but couldn't cuz of classes. The AU can basically be summarized as "Saitama: Hero by day, Singer by night"
He has his heroing hobby—he loves it, even if it's not as fun as it used to be. But sometimes, when he comes home to his monster-infested, abandoned little neighborhood on the outskirts of Z City, it's too quiet. Desolate. He likes the silence, the lack of cars and people and crimes and noise. But late at night, when the streets are dark and only every other street lamp is on, he feels like he's just sitting in a void. And he fears that void will consume him someday.
Also, the empty streets give a sligh echo and it sounds nice. So, at night, he just sits on the ledge of his balcony and sings. Sometimes it's old songs he wrote back in high school, sometimes it's covers. Sometimes it's a capella, sometimes he grabs his 6-year old guitar and plays along.
In the quiet, hidden away behind wreckage and isolated buildings, monsters come out to listen. Some out of curiosity, some because they like his voice (although he doesn't get why). He doesn't mind them cuz they don't do anything—just hide away during the day, and listen to him during the night.
One day, Genos learns of a monster-infested town on the edge of Z-City. As a bringer of justice and protector of the people (not officially), he goes there. He hopes to find traces of the Mad Cyborg in such a place. He walks for hours through the streets, watching as they go from brightly lit to dark, impossible to navigate through if he hadn't had the ability to see in the dark (and the occasional street lamps). Watches as shopping districts become broken down or abandoned homes and once-quaint shops. Eventually, he starts to hear a voice. He hears singing.
Of course, his immediate thought is that it might be a monster. Some kind of monster that uses singing as a weapon, maybe?
So he takes care to approach the source slowly, slow and quiet and cautious. In the corner of his eyes he sees creatures skittering, more and more of them showing and disappearing the closer he gets. He knows most, if not all of them are not normal animals, but his priority is the being making music. He has a passing thought that it might be having an influence on him, because as it continues, he begins to thinks of how beautiful it sounds.
When he reaches the source, hiding behind another apartment building wall, he sees that it's not a monster, but a man. A bald man, sitting up on a balcony and singing into the empty streets solemnly. He looks saddened, but his voice, easily carried into the night, projects evenly—perfectly.
The curiosity sparked from such an odd sight makes him step out and call to him.
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making an oc who is basically every bit of the stereotypical morally gray dark broody love interest.
except
hes aroace. And is best friends with the REAL (blonde) love interest of the story.
idk im cooking man, bros unnamed but i am really enjoying fucking around with stereotypes and tropes
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*James listening to Lily on the phone to Sirius mid-arguement*
Lily: oh fuck me!
*pause as Sirius speaks*
Lily: Sirius I'm a married woman
James: *grabbing the phone* Padfoot can you stop hitting on my wife for five bloody minutes?!
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um. hypothetically, is it normal to joke flirt with a guy friend and- hypothetically- is it normal for said guy friend to repeatedly call you a good girl and- HYPOTHETICALLY- is it normal for said guy friend to tease you by saying "you know you like it" in response to you getting flustered by what he says?
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