#that class was so fucking funny oh my god

[tsuunara]

   " lets crash course learn twice choreography ! "

SPECIAL GUESTS : chuuya nakahara , osamu dazai , atsushi nakajima !

 ABOUT ORDER : forcing teaching bsd men twice choreography! how into it are they? do they hate it or enjoy it ?

 CONTENTS :  might be ooc !! , profanity in chuuya's part , dazai shenanigans , kunikida appears in dazai's part !! , poor atsushi is struggling to keep up :( , kyouka appears in atsushi's part !! .

 SERVER'S NOTES : stan twice!!! this was a warm up to prepare for my soon chuuya angst fic... sorry for the wait :( btw here is the playlist of all the songs for each character! i'll make a pt 2 with nikolai and fyodor . :) this was super fun to write lol

   chuuya nakahara ! The Feels

chuuya has seen you practice the choreography a couple of times . he doesn't really mind when the music blasts and just lets it slide because he loves you so much ! chuuya doesn't know much about kpop but he's heard a couple in your playlists , and hears you play the same ones over and over again ... not like he doesn't mind though . despite it not being his actual music taste, he secretly enjoys listening to it sometimes and it's his guilty pleasure . when he sees you dancing all silly , he can't help but smile in awe . he thinks it's so funny and cute seeing you put your all into it !!

" YOU HAVE STOLEN MY HEART OH YEAHH NEVER GONNA LET IT GO OH OH NO NEVER IT LET IT GO OH OH OH- "

" well uh shit... am i interrupting something here ? "

" lightning straight to my heart oh yeaAAAH WHAT THE FUCK CHUUYA- "

oh, but when you encourage him to dance with you ? who is he to say no with that stupid smile of yours ? no matter how silly it is , he WILL do it .

" ...so uh- "

" ...crash course twice choreography . "

" ...what ? "

" you know what , chuu ? you're in perfect timing . you should really join me !! come on , i'll teach you twice choreography ! "

" huh ?? woah woAH WOAH- WAIT HOLD ON NOW- "

although he is a bit hesitant , he always gives in . and with no regrets after whatsoever !!! he's a very quick learner too with lots of flexibility !

" one , two , three , four , five , six , seven , eight ! one , two , three and four , five and six and seven , eight ! good ! just make sure to bend your knees a bit more... and then... stretch them ! "

" uhuh, okay... like this ? my god- this dance is kinda hard... how'd ya even manage this ? "

" not to worry , chuu ! just like that !! YOU DID IT !! "

"holy fucking shit . I DID IT . "

overall , 9/10 is super into it . always exaggerates his moves but at least it shows he's having fun !! bonus points for being a new little distraction he can do at work ! has definitely had a couple of his colleagues walk in on him . whoopsies !

" you have stolen my heart oh yeah... never let it go oh oh no , never gonna let it go , oh , oh , oh... "

" uh... sir ? the... documents... "

" lightning straight to my heart oh yeaa- GOD WHAT THE FUCK ?! oh . it's you . the documents ? yeah yeah , uh... go put them... over there . "

" ......sir- "

" no . if it's about that , then i don't want to hear it . "

   osamu dazai ! FANCY

dazai's favorite pastime ? learning twice choreography . and what better ? with you !! he's had his ass dragged into your little dance classes sooo many times... (not like he's complaining though !) he knows somewhat about kpop , he likes listening to it with you (and for shits and giggles . ) also loves to see you dance to the songs yourself !! always tries to copy you so much so he ends up distracting you because it's funny , causing you to mess up the entire choreography :( when he hears the music play , that's when he knows it's time to crash course learn twice choreography !

" ...'samu ! "

" yes lovely ? "

" do you know what time it is ? "

" hmm..... four-thirty . "

" stupid , not the actual time ! c'moooonnnn you knowww thissss... "

" well color me clueless . "

" 'samu.... "

" i'm kidding! hmm... oh , don't tell... it's that time , isn't it ?! "

" you're so right... IT'S TIME TO CRASH COURSE LEARN TWICE CHOREOGRAPHY ! "

a little slower learning the choreography (because mf can't take it seriously sometimes) , but once he gets the hang of it you bet fucker WILL be hitting those moves whenever has the chance .

" it seems another job well done to us for solving the mystery , bella ! oh , OH , OHH !! i feel a song coming ... LET'S HIT IT , [name] !!! ohhh yes GET IT !! "

of course being dazai, you can't have a dance lesson with a little chaos in between ! but that's what makes it even more fun !

" one, two, three and four... no 'samu, that's not how do it ! "

" hehehe. fancyyyy youuu ooh-ooh-ooh- "

" DAZAI THE TABLE-?! "

" ouchieeee.... !!! bellaaaa~ help me out hereeeee... my hips huuurrrrrt !!!! "

" oh my god... "

overrall , 9/10 very chaotic but totally fun experience ! he enjoys it far too much for his own liking . he does a few freestyle moves of his own to " jazz up " the dance takes your dance lessons to HEART . period . kunikida always scolds him at work :P

" OI DAZAI . this isn't some dance class . get back to work !! "

" whaaaat ? sorry kunikida~ i can't hear you right now over the music !! my dearest [name] just taught me how to dance ! and i feel so POWERFUL !! OHH , keep quiet now !! THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART !! "

" DAZAI- "

   atsushi nakajima ! TT

atsushi is a very interesting case when it comes to learning choreography... he tries his best though ! i feel like atsushi is very open to different kinds of music , so kpop is no different to him and enjoys listening to it ! super fascinated by how you managed to learn the dances . always slides in compliments after you finish with a little clap !! atsushi NEVER thinks about learning the choreography himself . he just likes listening to the music . but who is he to say no to you ?

" atsu !! "

" [name] !! what's the matter ? did something happen ? "

" atsushi . you know the one thing that you're missing right now ? it's that you NEED to crash course learn twice choreography with me . there's no backing out now !! "

" wha- ??? wait- HUH ???? "

poor boy is unfortunately a slow learner when it comes to dancing... but he's trying !!! his moves are a bit stiff , but just a little more practice and instructing will do !!!

" it's easy ! one , two , three , four , five , six , seven, eight ! can you try that for me ? "

" umm... one... two... three... four and five and six and seven eight... ?! did i do it ? "

" close !! there's room for improvement , though ! you're doing great though ! for your first time and the easiest twice choreography to learn ! "

" EASIEST ?!? aaahhhh... this is so hard , [name] ..... can we take a break ? "

practices whenever he can . you've seen and walked in on him practicing in front of the mirror and he's always gets soo embarrassed , but slowly he's starting to get the hang of it and you're so proud of him !!!

" one , two , three , four , five , six , seven , eight... "

" well , someone's been doing their homework ! "

" [name] ?! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM- "

overrall , 7/10 . he's proud to know he's finally learned how to perform twice choreography ! (even if the process was literal hell) obviously still struggles sometimes , but very silly and cute when he does it ! kyouka has walked in on him a few times... but she doesn't seem to mind !

" one , two , three , four...- "

" ...why are you dancing ? "

" YEAOW- oh... it's just you , kyouka... practicing this dance [name] taught me ! ah , where was i again...? one , two , three , four , five , six , seven , eight... "

" i didn't know they could dance . maybe i'll ask them about it later... "

   reblogs appreciated ! ♡

#✧ . with love #i know i'd usually put in more effort for chuuya #but you can tell i had SOO much fun writing for dazai HAHA #i hope u guys enjoy this as much as i did!! <3 #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd x reader #bsd chuuya #chuuya x reader #chuuya nakahara x reader #bsd dazai #dazai x reader #dazai osamu x reader #bsd atsushi #atsushi nakajima x reader #atsushi x reader

[gaysludge]

My fantasy high jr year thoughts for episode 15

There is no context just what I would have live blogged about

THE WRITTEN TEST??? Crazy I would have died on the spot and the fact that they actually tried is crazy but they did so good for the circumstances 100 hand written words in 5 minutes is insane

Also the shrimp dragon??? I love art department so much it’s so creative and also just such a cool looking model I was dying when’s it came out

Gorgug hitting a nat 20 always makes me happy bc we jsut see more of his artificer barbarian stuff work but the 2 crist back to back Zac always has the best rolls I swear

Zacs stupid little stamp I love him sm

FIGS SPIRIT GUARDIANS WITH THE STURGES WAS SO FUNNY I live Emily so fucking much

The second pass on the math exam is so based I fucking hate math he’s so me

When the worm came out I was stunned holy shit there were so many monsters on field

FIG AGAINST THE WYVERN WAS CRAZY ALMOST 90 points of damage in one turn

Shrimp jump/shrimp party and crab king being turned into literal monsters is so funny

ZAC WITH ANOTHER NAT 20 HIS DICE ARE SO GOOD

THE WORM IS HORRIBLE OH MY GOD

ANOTHER NAT 20 WHAT THE FUCK ZAC

“My kid got a 7… my kid got a 1”Lou and ally talking about their dice in the same tone as the Charlie Brown Halloween quote is so fucking funny

Gavin is the mvp I love him, fantasy high npcs are always so funny

Fig eliminating a full wyvern as well as a bunch of fantasy mosquitoes with little to no effort on her part is insane she’s so cracked

Fabian fighting for his life to just…. Not be held by a monster for a turn is so funny. This shouldn’t be his turn for most rounds as an extremely Dex character lmao

The hangman with 2 nat 20s on an attack on a giant crab is hilarious bc Lou’s rolls have been mid this whole time ahsjdjd

Fig kissing the fucking pentacorn mid battle is the most Emily thing she could choose to do her playstyle is my favorite thing in the entire world

FIGS SPIRIT GAURDIANS COME IN CLUTCH SO MUCH HOLY SHIT

KIPPERLILY THAT FUCKING CUNT HOLY SHIT HELLO??? KILLING BUDDY??? OISIN BEING APART OF IT TOO???? NOOO I WAS ROOTING FOR HIM AND ADINE

the ocher jellies are so cute and so fucking pointless ahsjdjd

Gorgug vs the worm no thoughts just very stressful ahsjdjd

RIZ WITH THE 31 DAMAGE VS THE UMBERHULK WITH 30 HP WAS INSANE LUCK MURPH ROLLS COMING IN CLUTCH WHEN IT MATTERS

butter gummies my beloved

“Come on riz”

The mimic being the strongest monster is so funny bc this was 100% supposed to be a quick kill round 1

Fig carried combat today holy shit even with Emily’s bad rolls she’s taken out half of the enemies that’s insane

GORGUG WIRH ANOTHER FUCKING CRIT WHAT THE FUCK ZACS DICE ARE INSANE TODAY next week he’s gonna be rolling nat ones all day long

“What did you call it….BUTTER. GUMMIES.” I adore ally so much

30 persuasion roll on the butter gummies…. It’s time for love NOW

“You are stupid” as if Gorgug didn’t leave the owl ears and dedicate the whole year to studying for his mcat pls

Gorgugs artificer stuff is so fun I’m so glad Zac took on that class

#fabian seacaster #kristen applebees #fig faeth #adine abernant #gorgug thistlespring #riz gukgak #fhjy ep 15 #fantasy high #dimension 20 fhjy #fhjy spoilers #d20 fhjy #fhjy #fhjy liveblog #dimension 20 #dropout

[freebooter4ever]

i send my friend suggestions of tourist places to see in his new country (his contract was extended, lucky him!) or messages about friend of friends i have living there that he could maybe meet for fellow americans to talk to, and his response is always that he doesnt have time. and not in that exaggerated way that people do to seem busy. but in that bone tired way i recognize from him here in LA, that i recognize in myself.

#jrnlsht #i watch the lives of my friends who have Made It on social media and its like looking through glass into another world i cant relate to #theyre so happy and confident and successful and its beautiful #you know whats a funny thing about LA #so many people on the on*line da*ting apps put *successful* on their list of requirements in the people they want to date #like theres a bar of entry and if you haven't reached a certain goal post like... blue check marks on your social media or a level of wealt #then they arent even going to want to get to know you #and its so antithetical to how i was raised i cant even comprehend #and yet i see it happening to my own relationships #in pittsburgh i had friends from literally ALL walks of life from people who made even less money than me to comfortable to fairly wealthy #here my friends are almost entirely of one professional class #and i have been observing how my hyper wealthy friends self select in who they interact with to maintain this wealthy bubble around them #i dont think it's entirely intentional but its also not not intentional if you know what i mean #anyway its one of the reasons i fucking loved the talk on saturday oh my god those two were a breath of fresh air i needed so much #these smart genius dudes built their own life and instead of constantly looking up for more and more personal gain #they paused and looked at the people still desperately trying to rise #and were like if i have gotten this far why cant i help you do it too and then they DID IT they actually started helping #i think that is the true meaning of success

[synonymouslyyours]

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#idk if i mentioned my whiteboard meetcute here? #um basically i had laryngitis and was assigned to work with this guy in my phonology class #and he was super sweet and seemed really bashful and said he recognized me from the media studio in the library #and then proceeded to bother to have an entire conversation with me via a whiteboard cuz i could not even talk #and was just super patient and kind #anyway i got his number and we were studying together tonight #turns out this man is: #insanely funny #very smart and knowledgeable about a variety of areas #a musician #with the same taste in music as me #a film buff like me #with the same taste in movies #not only an avid reader but a FELLOW VONNEGUT FAN??? #oh and so far he has consistently good opinions on serious shit as well #so basically to recap i met this dude thru a whiteboard and he is all green flags #and one of the most interesting persons i've ever met #in other words im screwed #oh god he's also attractive #my standards will be forever fucked #eli talks #oh he also randomly switched into spanish at one point which was. pretty hot yeah

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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#just an observation bc im avoiding working on stuff but i draw a lot and post basically everything i draw thst gets finished #and its v funny to me how u can tell how out of focus i was based on the quality of the drawing #or like when i post something and its like ok some of that was good but u def gave up halfway thru one of those lol #inconsistency i funny like that. its also funny to me that now a days i get comments like COLORS!!! #which is funny bc i notoriously haaaaaate coloring. like i will sit around whining and complaining when im home with my parents bc i dont #wanna color. its just so easy to fuck things up when u draw traditionally and it takes a million years so its a big ask lol #but i guess i dont hate is so much right now bc i kinda just slap whatever colors i want together like fuck it we ball #and thats kinda fun. reckless i suppose #its agony when u wanna try to do shadows and lights tho. like finding references ugh #or wanting to draw big ideas but then its like oh god its gonna take so long and if i dont do it all in one sitting i might die #im a lil better abt thst now bc it would b impossible but in my head i still hate it #ugh. all i wanna do is draw. theres another universe where i went to art school. or just like took art classes. and i wanna say id b happier #but thats def a lie XD i like learning too much and i dont have the attention span to hardcore learn genetics outside an academic #environment. and i got way too excited abt exploring the genetic traits of my cyano species #like i can make genetics trees for traits and look for. fuck. i forgot the word. how tf did i forget the word. oh god. horizontal gene #transfer. jesus christ its like theres a hole in my brain. well. i guess i did get only like 4hrs sleep. ugh im rambling. #i need to finish getting ready for Monday so i dont have to tomorrow and ill have time to draw. prob wont stop me feeling nauseous abt #teaching tho. OH FUCK. i just remembered i have a new office space now to decorate. fuck i need to hang up pictures and stuff #what would b the funniest way to put narut0 on my deskspace? idk ill have to think abt it. oh god im not ready #my head is like a handbell. one of the big ones when u ring it and it hits soft and u can feel the vibrations. someones wrung my head lol #unrelated

[genderqueeradrien]

watching austin green's video about the wilbur + gnf allegations and he included clips from gnf's stream and not even fucking joking it is so reminiscent of my fucking title ix hearing. "at no point did i think she was uncomfortable" "im very cautious about consent" "i was shocked that she had such a different idea of what happened" "she said things that made me look bad like that she was frozen in place or that she was scared" "well she smiled at me so i didnt know she was uncomfortable" Like this is all shit that the person who assaulted me said either verbatim or very similarly. and they lost the case BTW they were found guity for everything and in the words of the lawyer -> "[they were] relying on [me] to say "no" rather than ensuring consent at the outset. Based on that alone I find that a reasonable person in [this person]'s position would not have understood they had obtained consent to this activity."

#text #sa tw #im likeprobably not supposed to share quotes from the decision paper but also theres nothing identifiable in it so #But like its crazy. this feels like being back in that damn hearing #i have to go to class soon im not gonna finsih the video right now but oh my fucking god #Also the wording from that quote is so funny but 'what would a reasonable person do' is the actual standard used in title ix cases #which is very silly to me

[faggotwalkwithme]

little lunch rules im literally battie

#little lunch #shut up mars #SHUT UP yes i watch multiple kid shows set in AUSTRALIA #its not my fault #little lunch is so fucking funny it's SO FUCKING ACCURATE #ALSO SPEAKING OF BLUEY WHEN THEY PLAYED DIP DIP SKY BLUE I FUCKIG SCREAMED #DIP DIP SKY BLUE WHO['S IT NOT YOU #and oh god the kids in little lunch istg theyre all so fucking REAL #EVEN THE NAMES #LIKE ATTICUS? OF FUCKING COURSE THATS A KID IN A PUBLIC AUSTRALIAN PRIMARY SCHOOL #and and the gymnastics girl #whats her name #TAMARA #SHES LITERALLY HALF OF MY CLASS BACK IN YEAR 4 #AND OFC HER NAME IS *TAMARA* #the bars im screaming

[pebblezone]

Living life yay huzzah yay

#a #I have beef with my school. am I happy here? absolutely. do I think we are beyond lame for not having an actual guy? 100% #letters don’t count!!!!!!!! having a capital letter for your school doesn’t count!!!!!!!!!! #like it’s not even a complete absence of a team no just like a silly little physical guy than runs across the field #and can be all cute on stuff on shirts and be stuffed animals it’s the marketing potential they’re missing out on #though I guess I’d rather have no physical dude than one which sucks complete ass I’m talking about pen state fuck that guy #I need to watch the gnomes again wait oh my fucking god I was thinking like damn I did the gnomeo juliet ace attorney moment #but my brain is knee deep in hellsing so idk how to connect them but bruh every piece of media has some form of rivals #I’m not emotionally invested in andercard but the idea of Catholic and Protestant gnomes is really funny #and they’re already British!! lovely!!! at some point in college I need to use gnomes for a grade I can’t let that be a high school only bit #did you know that gnomeo and Juliet is technically owned by Disney? add that to your marvel cinematic universe #oh gnomeo and Juliet poster we’re really in it now #did you know that the version of hello hello that’s in the movie featuring lady Gaga is not on streaming services? they take lady Gaga out #it’s really unfortunate the echos and duet aspect make the song it’s not just one or the other it’s Two Gnomes!! #have two exam grades back that I have not looked at out of fear #either they’ll be bad and I’ll watch hellsing to make myself feel better Or they’ll be good and I’ll watch hellsing as a reward #unrelated but it looks like a gutter on the other side of my dorm got busted and I’m trying to figure out if it’s always been like that #maybe it has and I’m not a gutter glorifier like I thought I was…. rip observational skills #I have a group project I have to work on and it’s evil I do not enjoy the class and it’s not very lgbt slay girlboss of me #but god dammit I am not filling out a fucking gender unicorn for your class that’s between me and my tumblr drafts from 2019 #it gets a credit out of the way and I never have to take it again I am so strong #man what does it say about society that I’m more excited about Econ than wgs (it says nothing the Econ professor is just goofy and fun) #(also he does more than read off of slides and show those like buzzfeed social experiments) #but none of that is important since next week is when things get fucked and I’ll end up with more free time! yay strikes!! #update: made it back from project zone those fuckers held me hostage using social norms #it’s okay though I’m sooo strong and brave #talkingcore

[notagaybastard]

man i just found the love letter my friend gave me last june i'm crying

#for some reason i thougjt it was silly at the time but now it's the sweetest thing ever #i don't think he even thinks i'm cool nowadays i really did screw up everything #he is literally the cutest guy i know and hes smart and funny and i ditched him because i was depressed #we arent even friends anymore because i had a long shutdown that fucked all my relationships #lowkey feeling like killing myself #but he still tries to be nice #he invites me to class parties and teaches me how to properly shake someones hand #and said he was gonna make me go out more this year #and hugged me a couple months ago #actually all of it was more than 2 months ago #i miss him #i fucked up so bad oh my god

[ox1-lovesick]

my life has been changed forever

#FUCK #i have no words I'm just oh my god whatsvd the fuck #i thank my dad everyday for not pulling out because i get to witness the existence of tomorrow by together. #THIS YEAR HAS ALREADY BEEN SO SHIT BUT THEM THEY #i don't even care that I'm skipping class right now holy fuck #ate up the entire industry #it's actually so insane #my expectations were already sky high because??? it's txt #this is like a fever dream #i feel so euphoric #they have me on a leash it's not funny #fusckssdbdid I'm losing my shit #i have no dignity when it comes to these men oml #IT'S JUST SO GOOD #I'M PISSING MY PANTS #how did i live before this album #how was i surviving #I'm a changed woman #this is a cultural reset #I'm not even joking when i say this has changed me i literally feel like a different person #I'M CREAMING MYSELF #this belongs in history books #it should be taught in schools #THE DROP IN THE CHORUS FUCK ME #the second chorus???? beomgyu???? #soobin's vocals this era I'm going to pee myself #my bf kamal sings laps around your faves #he's just too good??? #I'm actually in tears I'm crying #this is what my life was missing

[vividbeast]

ok i need to. i literally Just reached lv 10 but i wuv my wol. his name's ciel de'luxe and hes so full of issues

#barking tag #ffxiv #wandering bard whos trying to craft the perfect love story #doesn't feel he Himself is worthy of love because he abandoned the man who saved his life but not before startinf a relationship with him- #realizing he wasnt into it #then up and Left without a trace #now his ex is hunting him for sport- #i joked with kip abt our characters getting married for a chocobo and oh my god i wanna do that wo bad if only because his reaction would- #be so fucking funny #ciel would be APPALLED by the idea of HIM getting married but....free choccobo.... #i want his ex to be part of the evil faction but i literally forgot everything about them asldj #trying to ressurect a dead elder god or some shit to spite the guy who dumped you #i picked arcanist as my starting class for him cuz i Lorve limsa but #im gonna have him be a bard primarily Eventually l #hes just very smart and a skilled hunter and talented performer and also a huge bitch idiot

[charmixpower]

italians will frequently (or would, mostly. it seems that the younger generations realized it's weird) name their daughters italia. so . ... given thay the show is italian and so am i,, to me magix is just. italy+. italy max, if you will. so to me? in my heart of hearts? i know it happens ALL the time

JFKAKDMSKSKAAMAM

God bless, wonderful information, thank you so much

This is great, just a bunch of little girls in Magix named Magia or something. Just a constant thing. Amazing

I see Domino as Italy+, bc of the whole masquerade aesthetic Daphne has going on, so I'm just. It happens on Domino too. It happens all the time on Domino. Domino -> Domina ??? Or something ??

#oh my god what if that was Bloom's original name. thats so fucking funny I'm KDSJSNSKDKSMSJJS #winx club #rus chatters #Bloom goes to Magix and half the girls in her class is named some variation of Magic #it would be so fucking cheesy. Bloom would love it so much #''look!! in the magic place people are named magic!!!!'' and all the faries there named *magic* bc they're from magix and have magic sigh #important information ive decided

[xamaxenta]

THAT IS SO CUTE I CAN'T, MY HEART IS JUST OVERWHELMED WITH FEELS.

Ace as a stress eater is canon now, anyone says otherwise can fight me on it. Funny random hc, since Ace has narcolepsy, just imagined him stressing over Marco's not being there to the point that for the entire time Marco's gone, he just...can't sleep? His narcolepsy didn't trigger either and then Marco came in and he's like--

"MARC--" cue narcolepsy trigger the moment he saw his bf cause baby was so stressed out that when his body finally relaxes, they went 'oops, babe's back, gotta sleep'

BIRD MARCO WADDLING TO SEE HIS BOYFRIEND IS ADORABLE! Just a bright-ass bird swooping down, pushing everyone with his big-ass wings cuz BOYFRIEND! NEED!

OOOH i love the narcolepsy trigger part, Ace volunteering to take every single night watch Marcos gone because he just cant sleep anymore without him or at least the quality of sleep isn’t great so Ace ends up with some intense eyebags 🥺 (I absolutely can relate if my gf isnt beside me at night i become an anxious ball of stress and sadness and then i dont sleep at all its the them damn nightmares)

The moment Marco holds him Ace just collapses thats both so cute and so wah sad but could easily be comedicute Marco bundling Ace up like yknow what i could go take a nap too, im sure theres someone around who can forge my signature? If so Please sign me in so Pops doesn’t send a search party for me— cue all of the nurses and first division rushing to go forge Marcos signature bc what pirate doesnt like a little forgery and hijinks 😂 Marco didnt realise this many people studied his handwriting

And then they go sleep and no one is allowed to disturb them unless theyre being attacked but listen Marco gets the luxury of as many pillows as he likes so he and Ace just collapse between the mountain of soft and just pass the fuck out

Birb Marco slapping people away with his wings crossly because Ace is over there and youre all in the way, marco you do know you can fly over there right ? Or did you forget to transform back? (He forgot to transform back)

#anyway Ace holding birb Marco under his arm like a chicken i love it #the forging signature part is so fucking funny ok #like everyone learnt to do it because it gets them freeshit #oh marco the phoenix signed this? here ya go free stuff #there is a secret class on How to forge all the commanders signatures #when Ace showed up and didnt have one and had to make one and his handwriting is so beautiful #everyones like oh my god why is his name so long why does it look so official?!! #makino taught ASL cursive #imagine Luffy using cursive and Namis eyes just BUG out of her head like what THE FUCK? #sabo is the only one with chicken scratch because he likes to shake things up hes an ex noble but his handwriting sucks

[sanstropfremir]

Why are the theatre/film schools like that? 💀💀💀

In mine most profs were complete idiots. One of them, a well know actor and the president of the Academy at that time, did absolutely nothing in class. He bailed most of the time due to “shootings” and the few days he came we practically did nothing, just some chats with him about his job. To grade us he asked us to write in a paper what we thought we deserved. I kid you not.

Another one, who was a tv producer, was most likely very mentally ill and undiagnosed cause he would have the most random shitty ideas that we had to comply with and a lot of mood-swings. The day of the final exam he came 40 mins late because he was smoking week in front of the back door and then proceeded to give us the weirdest exam ever that kept us a minimum of 3 hours there. We had to make a plan of how to shoot an event and he kept adding snipers, famous people and animals to the mix.

There was one that I deeply hated cause we had 3 classes with him that were practically the same. He was more on the sociology side but did not know at all how to be a professor. His classes consisted of spiting facts and giving 10+ random bibliography per day. I learned nothing and I still have murderous waves every time someone mentions his name.

There was a couple who were married and had the sane vibe of old and way to classical. They were harmless until the end, when we learned that they blocked A LOT OF THINGS to make the space and curriculum better. Like, requesting funding to take a paid intern for their research lab of 3d shit, choosing the one (a friend of mine), signing the contract and then NEVER DO ANYTHING NOR SPEAK WITH THE CHOSEN PERSON. She had to go crying to the dean for a response and even then they were not held accountable. The school employed her as a paid intern in another department to make up for it but the rest never got resolved.

Other profs were alright, just very weird characters. The screenwriter prof was a very funny man but deeply depressed and had us all worried at first hour on Mondays (his Very Bad Day).

And on top of that was The Building™️. You see, ours was made by a very famous architect and it won several awards. Every couple of weeks we had someone taking photos of it. However, it’s the most impractical building ever because it was built as at a museum and not a school. The chairs are absolutely demential. So uncomfortable and very easily breakable BUT they cannot be replaced until 20-30 years from now because they signed a contract with the architect that said so. There is one (or two if your lucky) power plug per class but millions on the corridors. The bathrooms stalls are so narrow that if you want to enter with a bag/backpack you cannot close the door. In fact, some of those doors barely close without anyone inside. The editing rooms have gigantic windows where you cannot block the light so you can’t see shit on the computers. Well, windows are a thing in general. Classrooms have them but only one of them can be open partially with a button and let me tell you it does not help to ventilate properly 🙊. And the doors, boi, most of them had the handle broken so someone was always at risk of getting trapped there. You taught that they would fix this but it’s been more than 6 years since I finished and it’s still the same. There’s a twitter account that posts the shenanigans that are going on and most shit is the same.

So yeah, wild shit is always happening I guess 🤷🏻‍♀️

✨🎥 anon

literally all film/theatre schools are same shit different channel slkdfjsldkjflskdjflskdjflsdjflsdkjf oh i feel you for all of this. most of our profs did actually know what they were talking about thank god, but a lot of them were old bastions and hadn't worked professionally in AGES so they were sooooo out of date to how the scene actually operated in the modern era. we had a couple of real characters and one of which was the director for my thesis show, who was five foot zero inches and thin as a twig, wore leather pants frequently and called everyone 'lovey'. and like i previously said, was somewhere between 65 and 85 and nobody could tell bc she occasionally went to switzerland to have some crazy type of botox done to her face. we did have potentially maybe two sexual abusers?? i never got confirmation on any of it bc it was kept sooo tightly under wraps but in one case i'm not sure if there was any evidence brought forward (he was just a regular abuser though, that guy fucking SUCKED), and the other guy i only found out about from a former student bc the whole thing got swept under the rug bc his wife ALSO worked in the department. also the whole staff was like. so racist. the year after i left one of the shows that went up to committee for season suggestion was a show written in the 70s that had a bunch of racial slurs in it (and no people of colour in the script) and almost the entire student body put a petition up to remove it from selection but the director wouldn't stand down so they did it anyways 💀💀💀 i was fucking glad i was out of that hellhole by that time.

and oh my god the building architecture.....never before have i been so glad that there's no famous architects from anywhere near my hometown bc fuckin YIKES. we had a designated separate building from the rest of campus that was built in the 80s specifically for the theatre department, so we rarely left bc all the rehearsal rooms + class rooms were all in there with the theatres. and almost no non-theatre students came in bc there was only one 'theatre' class that a non-registered theatre major could take, and that was a public speaking class, so every time that class happened once a week we'd all give eyeballs to the lost looking business and sciences majors coming in. also there were signs on like every door that said 'no non theatre personnel beyond this point' (bc the building also had the box office and held audiences for when the shows were running) so anyone who was lost always looked extra lost. plus the whole thing was a huge maze bc there were upper level catwalks and corridors that connected the grid + fly systems between the two theatres, so the techies sometimes would go up to the upper levels and not come down for the entire day.

oh and there was a tradition where if you had sex in the building you would mark the spot with a black 'x'. in my first year we did a show with a big coffin as one of the setpieces and on one of the last nights of the run two of the actors fucked in it

#i literally do not know why they did bc it was not a nice plush coffin. it was literally a plain wood box #and there were a TON of wood shavings inside it so i know someone got splinters in their ass #someone also had sex in the upper level of the costume loft and i have no idea y bc 1) dusty 2) mothballs 3) the floor was a fucking GRATE #OH and two actors fucked on the upper level of the fly tower WHILE a bunch of ppl were still in the theatre. that was funny #i dont actually think this happens anymore it fell a bit out of vogue in my fourth year bc as a year we were so fucking boring #and when i say boring i mean we all were very dedicated to working and were not big partiers #but the year under us was a MESS. but im not sure if they ever got told about the tradition or not #its so nice to know that performing arts schools are always the same no matter what country theyre in lskdjflks #im literally in shock at the one about the three hour exam like what the fuck...?????????? huh?? what???????? #thank fucking god we only had tests in our theatre history classes holy shit #moral of the story: DO NOT GO TO THEATRE SCHOOL #text #answers #non kpop questions #✨🎥 anon

[noxtivagus]

i'm so sleepy 🥺

#🌙.rambles #random but i rlly wna make that priv twt soon but #i still have my old account from like 2019 i think n that ffxiv one i still haven't used yet #n my current main one #I DONT HAVE ENOUGH EMAILS FOR THIS #i'll.. make more ? 💀 #IM. YK TODAY ONE OF MY COURSES #we had to do smth related to like. idk how to explain but anyways for that the site we picked was spotify #my classmate brought up n remembered that i have like 600 playlists.. #im so embarrassed it's like 800 now too actually #my voice is so soft in convos n i probably seem so sleep-deprived #funny bcs when i'm eating n like my friends go to my class i'll be this weird kid fr or smth #random but fuuta's voice is so nice.. his va did so well w his songs oh my god #aghskfjsjs sometimes i get shy w reciting. my voice is still soft but #when it comes to attendance lmfao or #i find it rather amusing how i speak louder when i'm in front of the class than in my seat #idk i think i'm used to speaking Facing an audience. i'm good with that #like even if i'm shy n ngl my face wld be heating up n my heart wld be.. YEAH bcs anxiety i dont want to fuck up #but. talking in front like that i usually do well. my voice is usually. idk loud compared to what most ppl see me as bcs rlly im so. quiet #i'm shy but idk i have confidence w ^^ #it's so funny though.. i probably seem intimidating ngl w being quiet but when someone talks to me i'm Shy. or whatever #yk when it comes to friends i rlly wonder how they're all like outside what i'm most used to #like. yk their other sides n all. it makes me. idk what word is best but >< yk when you realize you know these aspects of someone that most #don't? like. loving someone's music taste. or the way they help or listen or write. their talents n voice or wtvr n #you realize that. oh my god. you're so happy you're close w this beautiful person in your life. #i'm rambling idk i cld say so much more :<< when i love i really Love n i wna. show it to yk my family n friends n all #i'm so sleepy.. i think i always get even more like this when i'm sleepy wtf! #thinking of. i rlly just wna be myself but i end up subconsciously restraining some aspects of myself i think bcs of some fears #being Completely alone or unwanted? on the other hand i rlly do love unconditionally n wholly hfsjgsk i'll try to be kinder to myself . #IM RAMBLING I SWEAR IM SO SLEEPY BYE ILL NAP OR SMTH

[oflgtfol]

i got my exam grade back for my electronics class. i got a fucking 26%. half the class got below a 30%. the average was a 37. my lab partner straight up got a 0 and left mid lecture to go drop the class. so now i dont have a lab partner

#literally the worst exam i have ever been involved in all around #honestly im upset but also not like its actually funny at this point #im kinda hysterical about it like i just keep laughing over the fact that my lab partner straight up dropped the class over this #like i feel bad for her but also like. oh my god #brot posts #ITS BC THE PROF DIDNT GIVE ANY PARTIAL CREDIT. AT ALL #if you got anything wrong he gave you a ZERO!! #so thats how my lab partner got a 0 without A. actively missing the exam or B. purposefully trying to get everything wrong #like im sure she had many partial things correct but this man did not give her or anybody else any partial credit #which is insane. and which is why the grades were so low #and also he fucking sucks as a prof he lectures in the most boring dry way possible for an hour #and then straight up LEAVES to make the TA conduct the entire lab portion of the class #LIKE OKAYY