#that also works

[catsafarithewriter]

okay okay okay but the headcanon that Haru grows up to be Sosuke's mother in Ponyo has been with me for years and it makes so much sense to me

Haru runs with the Bureau for a little bit, before falling in love and deciding to give up the adventures to have a family/life. And she thinks she manages it. Yes, her husband is away a fair bit, and the retirees at the home she works at are a bit eccentric, but these are normal, mundane things. She has a beautiful son who's curious and bold (and can probably talk to cats too, but she hasn't tested that out) and she hasn't had one iota of supernatural nonsense since she settled down

She's doing Just Grand at this ordinary life malarky

And then her son brings home a friend who's apparently a fish and the next thing she knows, nature is imploding in on itself

#the cat returns #ponyo au #im just imagining haru calling up baron and being like. get here now. #you could also have baron as haru's oft-away husband #that also works

[stararise]

my crack headcanon is that one of genshin asougi's disciples was a yuugami and simon's ability to cut things with his bare hands is an extension of the Asougi Sword-Drawing TechniqueTM

#star says #ace attorney #the great ace attorney #simon blackquill #or he's descended from a branch of the family #that also works #speaking of though is it ever explicitly said that the TechniqueTM is only usable with karuma #because i feel like that would be the assumption? but it's never explicitly stated #unless it is and i just don't remember

[keysinthecouch]

I need more fics where the albatrio are poly pirates because i fear that there’s to much fnc , WHICH IS GREAT, DONT GET ME WRONG, But i feel that poly pirates needs to be just a tad bit more appreciated. Or I’m just looking in the wrong places.

#why am i like this #just roll with it #:3 #gillion tidestrider #i love jay ferin #chip is bones #jay ferin #jrwi chip #just a thought #poly pirates #i need more #pretty please with a cherry on top #im asking so politely #or tell me abt any fics that you find #that also works

[fmitg-headquarters]

What do you guys work as?

my style is so inconsistent its crazy

#OMG A LORE DROP??? #i can be more specific in comments if needed for anyone #or you could just send more asks #that also works #ocs #ocverse #digital art #askfmitg

[prinzgnomeovonchaos]

So apparently I did not follow hamtaro proportions with my ham qinghua and instead gave him extra large eyes on accident... I mean, if the shoe fits 😂

Left my bug eyed little guy, right an actually hamtaro sized critter.

I'll continue on with the chubby little birthday boy, he's just a little guy you know?

#alternatively the little one is disciple sqh and the big one peak lord #that also works #ham qinghua pre meeting mbj: normal hamster with normal eyes #after meeting mbj: giant teary eyes; essentially just a little birthday boy #who could say no to these peepers after all?

[bugbxyjunk]

i wanna get drunk and do something so incredibly stupid

#or high #that also works #i just need to do something dumb #bugs junk

[touyyes]

the joys of online drama is that you can just log out...and the problem is gone. so liberating

#( ˙ⱉ˙ )🗯️ — 𝐃𝑬𝐀𝐑 𝐃𝒊𝐀𝐑𝐘. . . #ive been in my gojo blindfold 'i see' era rn #OR you can block as well #that also works

[mai-komagata]

Can’t we come up with a universal “x reader” tag for all those fics regardless of character or celebrity? I know some people love them and they have a right to exist but I don’t want to filter every variation of it.

#x reader #make it happen #self insert fic #that also works

[plusfuckingultra]

Sometimes you just need to hire a little voice to sit in your head and every time you think something like “oh no my partner/friend(s)/other hate me now and will never talk to me again/ never tell me they love me again”, the voice just says something like “bitch you’re insane”

#Sincerely #someone who needs that voice #Or tell yourself that #That also works #I struggle with this- #@my friends #They need this too

[littlecutiexox]

You like the idea of a guy bringing his friends over to use you?

I like the idea of my partner bringing over a friend so they can take turns having their way with me

#or watch me get fucked #or #we all chill and watch arcane together #that also works

[bed-of-briars-archived]

Invite her along with you when you steal her husband's money and car?

#that also works #ic

[rainbowstargazerlilies]

Just realized I now have actual pictures of stargazer lilies available, so. . . profile pic has been updated! (The old one was an attempt at painting a sunflower. The fact that it was the wrong flower was bugging me.) Back to writing!

#or scrolling on Tumblr #that also works #right? #I posted an extra chapter today! #I have a twelve to thirteen chapter buffer! #but no my brain won’t let me stop mid-arc #I will make some progress on the heist stuff #or I’ll at least try my best

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

#I was forced to get over my hatred of making phone calls bc of this #one 15 minute phone call is the equivalent of 5 back and forth emails #also if you don't know exactly what you need help with you can just ask and you can get real help #instead of just desperately clawing at faqs on websites #it's infuriating that it works so well #ramblings

[spooksier]

passages that make you whisper "oh my god"

#text! #working on a paper abt the degradation of the line between real/unreal in modern society and this one paragraph blew my MIND #like it literally tied all of my other sources together #also this whole paper is about how sex has disappeared from american media so if ur interested in that i highly recommend it

[dovesick]

endless night

#animal art #animal comic #penguin art #comic art #artists on tumblr #just a comic about emperor penguins #(they are emperor penguins but yellow didn’t go with the colour scheme loool) #(i tried to make it work just trust me lol) #i keep forgetting to upload here woops #sometimes i don’t wanna draw anthros #i’ve been wanting to experiment again #i have a couple pieces planned #but i also wanna do more horror #rlyyyyy hard to decide lmaoooo

[haroldhighballjordan]

sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”

So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.

And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.

#the best part of all is that I also knew the ex boyfriend because he worked at this place my friend was the manager of #and I texted my friend like ‘yo have you heard about this cat situation’ #and she was like ‘I swear to god if one more person asks me about this fucking cat’ #it was the drama of the century #the whole city was up in arms over this cat