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Introducing Weed Whacker, the cinderace that moved in town and lives under the front porch. They’re certainly NOT indigenous to Castelia, UNOVA, but they made themselves right at home among the daffodils and terrified grass pokemon.
Why does this rabbit have forward facing eyes? Good question. I’m afraid to ask.
Some cinderace head cannons:
Cinderaces are WEIRD. WHO DESIGNED THEM LIKE THEY CAN BE PEELED.
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Anyways here’s some personal edits.
Now, ahem, my soap box.
Cinderaces are cool pokemon. They travel in packs and are often found kicking a ball of burning brambles, scattering fires in circular motions to flush prey from the undergrowth. Despite being fire types, Cinderace are not all that flame proof and have very tough leathery hind legs with thick oily leg guard hair to protect themselves from self immolating. Due to their careful nature with flames, Cinderace have become a popular choice as a starter for new trainers through the Galar Region.
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Weed whacker is all sorts of unhinged. People are concerned that they’re not showing signs of usual cinderace behavior (setting the woods on fire) and it’s been a grueling process trying to catch and check them for any possible microchips or trainer id.
Anyways i think they’re trying to woo sweaty??? Good luck buddy.
(Name is from @fronomeeps. Our other options are: Lawnmower. Stomper. Marshmonster. Horse.
Names like Wet Beast and Moist have also been suggested. This terrible creature has many names.)
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myownworstenemyyy · 1 year
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windoftime · 7 months
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Congratulations to My Adventures With Superman (2023) on having the most accurate and unhinged depiction of a livestream chat on tv.
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ofswordsandpens · 2 months
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I fully do not understand why Sally was with Gabe if they removed his smell and her actively killing him. Why was he there then? Would have made more sense for Sally to hook up with Medusa imo. Shoulda just removed Gabe from the show
No because if you haven't read the book, the show never tells you why Sally was with Gabe in order to protect Percy via smell, they don't include any of the conversations between Percy and Sally about Gabe and Percy asking why she's with him, in fact they don't touch at all on Sally's arc of finding herself again and the power of her being able to leave him... because getting rid of Gabe via petrification is her only out in the book.
Literally what we get in the show is: Sally's in a shitty marriage with a shitty guy -> oh they're getting a divorce now. Like congrats, you've sanitized the everliving hell out of this story line. Now its a mere shadow of itself and has none of its original power and significance. You could remove show Gabe entirely and it would practically have no effect.
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sleepyjaneart · 10 months
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I’ve been sick and I just realized near the end that this was all done in the wrong resolution! So IM DONE!! ENJOY!!?
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The accuracy. It burns.
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hephcringe · 3 months
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damien haas ft shayne and jackie
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the-ace-reader · 20 days
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Okay, I’m new to Obey Me, but my inner graphic designer and my OCD are twitching about the colors of the demon symbols.
Why are Pride, Envy, and Gluttony ALL SWITCHED UP?!
Like…. what is this mess????
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Everyone??? Is color coded??? And they just??? Messed up??? Somehow???
BUT THEY DIDN’T CHOOSE THE WRONG COLORS. OH NO. THEY JUST GAVE THEM TO THE WRONG DEMON.
THE CORRECT COLORS ARE RIGHT THERE. THEY MAKE SO MUCH MORE SENSE. ESPECIALLY IN LEVI’S CASE SINCE HIS SYMBOL IS LITERALLY A FUCKING HOOK.
And they just IGNORED IT. WHY?
Is this some sort of story integral thing? Please let there be a legitimate reason for this. Please don’t let it just be… like that. It’s been bugging me the entire time I’ve been playing. 🫠
It really isn’t that hard to get it right! Like… HERE LET ME FIX IT FOR YOU!!!!
First born: Lucifer - Pride
Second born: Mammon - Greed (white/yellow)
Third born: Leviathan - Envy
Fourth born: Satan - Wrath
Fifth born: Asmodeus - Lust
Sixth born: Beelzebub - Gluttony
Seventh born: Belphegor - Sloth
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It’s a crappy edit but you gET THE IDEA! 😭😭😭
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"Ever since he debuted as Captain America in The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, Sam Wilson has been missing from the MCU. That is strange, as the original Captain America was a constant presence in the franchise. "What If...? season 2 has concluded without a single appearance from Sam Wilson as Captain America. "From The Falcon and the Winter Soldier to Captain America: Brave New World, Captain America will have been missing from the MCU for four years. "Both seasons of the animated series and the live-action Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness combine for a total of three projects that feature Hayley Atwell's Captain Carter. "The MCU has chosen to prioritize Captain Carter's character over Sam Wilson, leaving a four-year gap of no Captain America in the franchise."
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squidsponge · 1 year
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That time Fives didn't duck at all and then smiled softly while Jesse bluescreened, because even though their odds were shit, Fives had faith in his brothers, and they proved that his hope wasn't misplaced.
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And then less than a year later, on the orders of another darksider.
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Poetry rhyming in the worst way possible.
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rainbowpopeworld · 4 months
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delsinsfire · 7 months
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i think it's high time for rpgs with romance options to include a secret way to romance the villain. that, or they should stop making villains stupidly hot
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shiftythrifting · 3 months
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Goodwill in Calgary, AB
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fanficfanattic · 4 months
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Just watched the Wembley confrontation approximately 30 times so I could write down the exact dialogue. And to get more of the body language and gestures down. The scene lasts for precisely two minutes. (37:07-39:07)
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James pokes his head into the room asking, “Are you decent?” Laughs as he crosses the doorway.
James walks past the security guard to enter the room, puts his thumb to his nose, before saying to the guard, “I told ya” and then to himself, “prick.” Laughs.
James is only a bit into the room before he says to the room, “Oh, gentlemen, gentlemen.” He throws his arms wide and mockingly groans before laughing again.
James is now fully into the center of the room and turns a bit to try and address all of the team. Says “Hey, it’s a tough one lads. It’s a tough one, but no shame to it.”
“Cause, you know, we only ever” pretends to tap his temple like he’s trying to remember something: “beat,” does a few feet bounces and fake little punches, “uh, everybody we play.” Laughs again.
James turns to Lasso who does the quickest fake Midwestern polite smile while Roy stands next to him stiff and angry. Will is looking over his shoulder, between the two coaches, stocking or taking out bottles from a mini fridge maybe?
“So you pups had no chance,” while once again spreading his arms. He finally looks right at Jamie and lets out a fake gasp before saying “Oh.” As though he is disappointed to see Jamie is actually standing there.
He points double finger guns at him while adding, “And there he is, my son.”
Says “My own flesh and blood” with mock grief in his voice. He stares at Jamie from half a room away, and bounces on his feet again.
“Poor Jamie, my son.”
He rocks his hips loose even as he brings his pointer finger to his nose. Does an exaggerated sniff. Then he goes back to addressing the room at large. Faces one way as he starts to talk.
“Now,” and he gestures with his right hand, then turns to take in the other side, “maybe I’m thinking his heart’s still in Manchester” and he gestures with both hands slightly towards his own chest “and that’s why he missed that sitter in the first half.” He points a finger into the air like he’s having a eureka moment.
Chuckles. Does another of his fake sympathetic groans.
“Oh ho ho.” And then lets out a little “Whew!”
Then starts tiny jogging towards Jamie while sing songing “You absolutely bottled* it.” He stops to throw his head back, arms wide, and then straightens up to slow walk closer. He laughs while saying, “You bottled it!”
Then he’s only a few steps away from Jamie and starts pantomiming some boxing moves. Ducks just a bit, has his hands in fists doing small jabs. “What were you thinking?”
Then he is right at Jamie and continues to do the small jabs, not hard, but landing like small pokes right against Jamie’s stomach. Jamie ever so slightly steps back. James pauses for half a second and then does an extra jab pushing Jamie another half step back.
James lets out a teasing “Ah ah ah.” Then “I’m only kidding, hey.” Before laughing again with a bit of a cough in the middle.
Ted does not look impressed and Roy has titled his head back a bit to squint at the man. Will is focusing on the mini fridge until James starts talking again. This time more quietly and just to Jamie.
“Hey, look, uhh…do us a favor…” and he comes back on screen as he moves his hand from his face, while sniffing, but like he’d just gestured Jamie closer or perhaps had gestured to his ear to indicate Jamie should listen to him. He continues “and get Denbo and Bug past security.”
James moves his right arm to indicate the stadium on the other side of the wall. “They wanna go on the pitch-” then he mimes raising a camera and clicking it. Jamie’s mouth turns down into a frown while his head gives the smallest shake. “-take a few snaps and all that, yeah?” Before licking his lips, letting out another sniff, and bouncing on his feet 2-3 times.
Jamie finally says something, which is to answer his dad with “I’d rather ‘em not.” He stares a hair over his father’s shoulder, not making eye contact with anyone.
James looks a bit to the side, not in embarrassment nor seemingly worried what people were thinking about his son turning his request down. More like he didn’t actually need to look at Jamie anymore.
“Yeah, they only want to look around.” And he looks back to Jamie again but it’s because he’s miming a guy jab with his left hand while saying “It’ll only take a second.” Then mimes punching him right in the jaw with a weird sound effect noise. “Doosh(?).”
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James mouth drops open into a wide grin and chuckle.
Jamie repeats himself word for word, “I’d rather ‘em not.” But he is slightly louder this time and looks right at his father. He nods his head ever so slightly.
Offscreen James responds with, “What?” Then focuses on his face returning to mockery.
“What, you’re not gonna all go moody little bitch” while looking Jamie up and down, continuing, “just cause you got your arse served to you on a plate, are ya?”
Jamie is quieter again when he responds with “Don’t speak to me like that.” Jamie is back to not meeting his dad’s eye even as James starts bouncing on the balls of his feet again.
Then he pushes a little closer in to Jamie, face seemingly open to hearing what Jamie has to say, before going “ahuh?”
Jamie repeats himself word for word for the second time. “Don’t speak to me like that.”
James repeats his “Huh?” while pressing closer again, head tilted as though to hear him better. Jamie tries to repeat himself for a third time but his dad interrupts with his own third “huh?”
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When Jamie finishes, his dad says “Huh?” a fourth time and then pulls back a minuscule amount to look Jamie in the eye.
James says to him “Okay, well,” and James lifts his right hand to flick up in the air. “-let’s see if you can hear this, hmm?”
Beard is shown in the background seething. James is still right in Jamie’s face, where he sniffs again, before leaning a bit closer as though to whisper.
“You know that ‘ickle tv show’ you made?” And makes broad gestured quotation marks even. “You just made it easier for Manchester City” He flicks the first finger of his left hand up like he’s about to count off things but instead uses it to point at Jamie while adding “to kick you to the curb!”
Then he leans back with a grin to continue mocking Jamie. He even adds a tongue waggle of his own.
“And look where you are now.” He laughs in his face. “Twaddling about with a bunch of…”
He spreads his arms wide and spins 180° to address the whole room. “…amateurs! No offense, no offense.”
No one responds to him, so he gives more of a belly laugh, and scratches the side of his nose with his right forefinger. Then turns around, leading with that finger pointing at Jamie. Who is not only not looking his father in the eye, he’s truly looking downwards for the first time.
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Then he flattens his mouth and starts to turn away with his dad going “Huh?”
James grabs Jamie’s left bicep with his own left hand, to swing him back to face him yelling “Don’t turn your back on me” then pushing Jamie while finishing with “you pussy.”
Jamie pushes off from the foot he’d stepped back from his dad with to throw his punch.
James hits the floor, palms stopping his fall, with a groan. He pushes half up onto his hip and puts the back of his hand to his face.
Jamie’s face is in a pained grimace.
He pants out “Jesus god” while glaring venomously up at his son. Which must be when he notices that Jamie is wild eyed and terrified. The grimace is gone and instead he looks stunned.
James laughs before pushing himself up to standing, Jamie’s mouth parts while his dad is saying “Oh, yeah. Okay.”
Once standing, James says “You can have that one for free.” And gets one bounce in while readying his own fist.
Which is when Beard grabs him and says “Time to go.”
While being dragged towards the door, James is still trying to fight Jamie. “You wanna go, big time. Hey? Let’s have it, Jamie!”
Beard almost has him to the door when James screams “Don’t you forget where you came from!” Then Beard gives his “watch the door” warning while pushing James’ head against the door.
Edit 2: @kaph123 asked if James said “balled it” (what cc says and I originally posted despite some questions) or “bottled it” (a more common expression). I did a relisten and it sounded like balled BUT also like the accent might be in play. @itsjustpoopeh listened with better headphones and revealed there was a bit of a stutter which indicates its most likely Mancunian consonant dropping and should be bottled. I changed it above!
Edited to add the comfort we all needed at the reminder of our tender human hearts from @thetarttfuldickhead 🤣
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opbackgrounds · 24 days
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All I can say is thank God for Oars
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llamagoddessofficial · 7 months
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dashboard is an ugly twitterfied mess and i can't see my own posts. my perfectly healthy laptop has crashed twice today, and only while using tumblr. this might be the update that finally makes me go touch grass
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