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#thank you nonnie for giving me a conduit to thirst for my man on main wicked hard
daincrediblegg · 3 years
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what makes jack o'neill so attractive tho? like i fuckin love that man but i can't pinpoint exactly what has me so whipped for him
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Well nonnie, I know for me it's a whole HOST of things that have wooed me body and soul so lets get down to it:
Best Personality Award I mean look, I've said it a million times and I'll say it again. The man just vibes. He's fucking funny, super chill about 99% of the time, undoubtedly the most painfully loyal friend you could ever have and loves with his whole fuckin heart- despite the military bravado too he seems to be really good with feelings - despite not getting the chance to do in the show a whole lot mainly because of plot reasons. Did I mention that he's funny too??? Because my demisexual ass always falls for the comic relief and having a great sense of humor is the most comforting thing in the fucking world. Sure he's a bit of a chaotic gremlin but that only adds to the charm. That's fuckin sexy as hell and I will fight anyone who claims otherwise.
THAT FACE!!! i MEAN!!! lOOK AT HIM!!!!! Soft and warm brown eyes that were made to look lovingly, those sweet dimples that go all the way down to his strong jaw and chin, that goddamn awfully pretty silver hair that's just??? so floofy??? (especially in season 3) AND THEN!!!!! THOSE LIPS THAT LOOK SO FUCKIN TASTY THAT I GOTTA SPRAY MYSELF WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER EVERY TIME HE HAS A KISS SCENE BECAUSE OH GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME!!!!!! That's a good face. Thems the ingredients for a nice goddamn kissable face.
JUNK!!!! Lads... he's a hottie thottie with a body. Arms??? Stronk. Good for hugs. Holds you close and makes you feel like the whole world. Ass??? FINE!!!!🔥 If I continue I will not be able to stop. But Necc??? good for kisses and hickies. especially when he's got a lil scruff. I literally can imagine the tactile sensation of that and it drives me up the wall on the DAILY.
HIS NICKNAME IS COLONEL HIMBO FOR A REASON Ok. Here's the thing. He's my kind of hero. Like- I cannot be assed to find the post or the interview but as has been said of him like a million times- he's not built for sex appeal. He's not like your Kirk type where he gets a babe on every planet, he doesn't flirt with everything that moves, and what few mildly fan-service/sexual shenanigans he gets into usually are not for the sole sake of objectification or male power fantasy appeal- they're usually a conduit for deeper narrative and character development (and not just for him but for others as well). He's practical, he never necessarily dresses in a sexy kinda way, and for all that he's about 20000x more realistic as like... a real guy. And lmao jokes on everyone who thought nobody would find that hot but like??? Defying all these tropes AND rooting him in practicality and reality is the thing that makes him hot! Congratulations. You played yourself!!!
Anyway thank y'all for coming to my ted talk. I'll be here all week (if not the rest of my goddamn life at some capacity)
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